[QUOTE=Lone_Star94;21748709]Anyone got a tl;dr summary for this?[/QUOTE]
:foxnews: Obama is Bush III :foxnews:
All the cool kids hate Obama, but all the really cool kids hate him for no reason.
"OBama is commiting some okind of aft that is consderin wrong by the venereral nations of treatise and stuff and durr I du just I don’t know nayom==more."
TROLL SPOTTED
DISTANCE 4000 METERS
BEST COURSE OF ACTION: run
You can't write an essay worth shit
I love how formal this essay is.
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;21748269]Alright so lets me lay my cards on the table……oh shti they actually fell on to the floor. Wait lemme just lclean this up so I can talk to you about the eof Obama and assassinating people who are not having arugula. ,It is wreong;IT IS WRONG. This scourge must end spoon. I actually need to finish picking up these cards though. They are in the way of the soucgere. Ouhh, okay alright I’m like halfway done aokay. Here ZACH, help me pick up these cards. I no. No I don’t have any kings. Alright. END.[/QUOTE]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;21748449]This thing you call an essay looks like a fat debate forum post.
EDIT: Made by a 8th grader[/QUOTE]
Hey give 8th graders more credit then that. THEY KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE SPELL CHECK!
Your introduction paragraph sucked ass. I don't give a shit about reading the rest of your essay past the first paragraph because you lost credibility in the first.
You know why teachers tell you to have a good introduction? To have better students than you
[quote]So obviously Obama is doing something that is completely 100% not constitutions and remains rdicuslous. Obama is being so crazy hypocritical right now and it just wow, so wrong. I mean, what if I was legally assassinated for having beliefes that the government didn’t like? It would be so crazy wrong and just generally incorrect that I probably would freak out, well I guess I wouldn’t because I would be dead. But really, just no, Obama, no. That is not cool. [/quote]
I agree, it's bad that Obama is doing something that isn't 100% constitutions.
oh look, its a ban-me.
[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;21748431]You know what? Retract my previous post. You don't even use English. You mis-spelled an entire sentence and your points are stupid. I hope Obama executes you for capital murder! Capital murder of the English language in the 8th degree. And you make it seem too much like a conversation. You use some terms scattered about that seem like you're having more of a casual chat VS. an actual essay. Whoop tee doo or whatever you wrote back there for example.[/QUOTE]
You do know this isn't serious, right?
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Funny enough, this was easier to read
what did you receive on this because, I have a feeling it wasn't to good.
Be careful of how you use dashes, quotes, and parenthesis. This looks like a bad forum post, not an essay. Also I disagree with what you say but don't like getting into political talk. Just fix your formatting.
Facepunch is such trollbait now.
Conspiracy theorist.
I agree with this essay, Obama is a communist.
Facepunch can't spot a troll post if it was bleeding out of every one of their orifices.
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;21759335]I agree with this essay, Obama is a communist.[/QUOTE]
Care to elaborate?
I can't understand this.
Shit essay.
[IMG]http://www.arras.net/circulars/archives/McCarthy.jpg[/IMG]
Is that a Commie I see?
boooorrriiiinnngggg
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