[QUOTE=RedSauce;29392175]your mother is also overweight[/QUOTE]
oh such a beginner.
what you really need to do is get up close to them, and whisper "I hate every fiber of your being", then chew their ear. Don't actually eat it, they'll need it to hear your insults, but give it a good bite. If this a one night stand, you could probably get away with actually biting off though. If they bleed lick a little of the blood and spit in their eye.
[QUOTE=RedSauce;29391909]ok guys i dont think kismessitude could really work out in real life[/QUOTE]
You've never had awesome, dirty hate sex.
Neither have I... but whatever.
what exactly do you mean by highlights?
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like the head is blue, but the fur is green?
[QUOTE=XD!;29392236]oh such a beginner.
what you really need to do is get up close to them, and whisper "I hate every fiber of your being", then chew their ear. Don't actually eat it, they'll need it to hear your insults, but give it a good bite. If this a one night stand, you could probably get away with actually biting off though. If they bleed lick a little of the blood and spit in their eye.[/QUOTE]
i don't think im cut out for kismessitude :(
it pisses me off when she goes around and says "beep beep, meow", it's not like anyone's gonna get it. and once she pointed out a green jacket and said it looked like nepeta's, but it clearly looked nothing like it.
I felt sorry for the female wearing the jacket that went around the rest of the day wondering what the hell what a nepeta was.
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[QUOTE=XD!;29392236]oh such a beginner.
what you really need to do is get up close to them, and whisper "I hate every fiber of your being", then chew their ear. Don't actually eat it, they'll need it to hear your insults, but give it a good bite. If this a one night stand, you could probably get away with actually biting off though. If they bleed lick a little of the blood and spit in their eye.[/QUOTE]
you stutid fuckass!
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392312]it pisses me off when she goes around and says "beep beep, meow", it's not like anyone's gonna get it. and once she pointed out a green jacket and said it looked like nepeta's, but it clearly looked nothing like it.
I felt sorry for the female wearing the jacket that went around the rest of the day wondering what the hell what a nepeta was.
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
you stutid fuckass![/QUOTE]
She is winning. Retaliate!
[QUOTE=XD!;29392128]
Edit: you know the white circle+line on them, thats what I mean by highlights.[/QUOTE]
what?
[QUOTE=Jrwiley;29392324]She is winning. Retaliate![/QUOTE]
psychological warfare :smug:
the topic at hand is scaring me
make it go away :byodood:
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392312]it pisses me off when she goes around and says "beep beep, meow", it's not like anyone's gonna get it. and once she pointed out a green jacket and said it looked like nepeta's, but it clearly looked nothing like it.
I felt sorry for the female wearing the jacket that went around the rest of the day wondering what the hell what a nepeta was.
[/QUOTE]
haha wow is there something medically wrong with her
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;29392389]haha wow is there something medically wrong with her[/QUOTE]
all of my friends tend to have mental problems :v:
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392312]it pisses me off when she goes around and says "beep beep, meow", it's not like anyone's gonna get it. and once she pointed out a green jacket and said it looked like nepeta's, but it clearly looked nothing like it.
I felt sorry for the female wearing the jacket that went around the rest of the day wondering what the hell what a nepeta was.
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
you stutid fuckass![/QUOTE]
she sounds like one of those obsessive weirdos
ask to see her fanfic stash
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392312]
I felt sorry for the female wearing the jacket that went around the rest of the day wondering [b]what the hell what a nepeta was.[/b][/QUOTE]
Nepeta is a genus of about 250 species of flowering plants in the family Lamiaceae. The members of this group are known as catnip or catmint because of their effect on cats—nepeta pleasantly stimulates cats' pheromone receptors, typically resulting in temporary euphoria.
Source: [url]https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Nepeta[/url]
[QUOTE=XD!;29392236]then chew their ear.[/QUOTE]
:what:
gnawing on someone's ear in public isnt exactly socially acceptable
plus some people are turned on by-[i]why am i discussing this[/i]
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;29392433]Nepeta is a genus of about 250 species of flowering plants in the family Lamiaceae. The members of this group are known as catnip or catmint because of their effect on cats—nepeta pleasantly stimulates cats' pheromone receptors, typically resulting in temporary euphoria.
Source: [url]https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Nepeta[/url][/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure she meant [url=http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Nepeta_Leijon]this nepeta[/URL].
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[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392410]all of my friends tend to have mental problems :v:[/QUOTE]
I swear this is so fucking true, I had a friend back in Colorado who had ADHD, a dude I was friends with in middle school has like a fucking eating disorder, one of my tall friends barely talks above a whisper, and she's just a witch.
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392467]I'm pretty sure she meant [url=http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Nepeta_Leijon]this nepeta[/URL].[/QUOTE]
it was a joke. and that is the source of her name.
Kismessitude has to be the one quadrant that has no human equivalent, and somehow manages to attract the most attempts.
Wattafuk
[QUOTE=Blargtastic;29392596]Kismessitude has to be the one quadrant that has no human equivalent, and somehow manages to attract the most attempts.
Wattafuk[/QUOTE]
what the fuck are you talking about.
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=codemaster85;29392573]it was a joke. and that is the source of her name.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't sure if I misspelled it, this damn iPod doesnt help at all :v:
I keep hearing dumb ass stories of people attempting to-aw fuck it I don't even know any more.
[QUOTE=Blargtastic;29392642]I keep hearing dumb ass stories of people attempting to-aw fuck it I don't even know any more.[/QUOTE]
the only way for it to actually work is if two humans despised every fiber of each other's being, with a sexual twist. Because of the way humans reproduce, we could most likely not fulfill the requirements of being kismesis.
TL;DR: Sex prevents kismesisitude.
Wasn't there an animated picture of Andrew playing with a weasel doll making it flip out?
I'd like to have that again.
why does typing anything on a ipod a bitch?
[QUOTE=codemaster85;29392713]why does typing anything on a ipod a bitch?[/QUOTE]
because autocorrect works that shouldn't be
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;29392806]because autocorrect works that shouldn't be[/QUOTE]
exactly, shit is shot hell is he'll and fuck isn't a word
[QUOTE=codemaster85;29392821]exactly, shit is shot hell is he'll and fuck isn't a word[/QUOTE]
oh wow really?
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
Captcha is a bitch with autocorrect too.
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29392866]oh wow really?
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
Captcha is a bitch with autocorrect too.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1291503395840.png[/img]
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;29392696]Wasn't there an animated picture of Andrew playing with a weasel doll making it flip out?
I'd like to have that again.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hismajesty.gif[/img]
DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO
[QUOTE=codemaster85;29392897][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1291503395840.png[/img_thumb]
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hismajesty.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Accelerate to... CHROME SPEED :v:
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;29392866]oh wow really?
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
Captcha is a bitch with autocorrect too.[/QUOTE]
yes, really, it's fucking annoying too, since shit isn't a word
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holy hell i just realized my pinky's so numb i could bite it off
ok, now its blue
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nepetaAH6.png[/IMG]
[editline]24th April 2011[/editline]
really sloppy I know
Oh god dammit the tail
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