[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;29188902]I've seen BFL lurk this thread before. Why does she only give us info through you?[/QUOTE]
I'm kinda a representant.
She's all day making rigging requests for people in the Model Requests section, so when she DOES have the time she does one little pose and all I have to do is post it right away.
[code]there once was a human called john
who pleasured himself all day long
‘til his hand was cramped sore
yet he still wanted more
so he looked for someone else to prong
now, john had a good friend named rose
who’d humour each scene that he chose
though she’d pause him for quotes
she could add to her notes
on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose
dave, as his session’s time saviour
learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours
john adds to that list
an ectoplasm fist
and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours”
the joke is jade’s his secret sister
does it count if john knew when he kissed her?
she wants it doggy style
in the uranium pile
if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister
aradia likes being alive
more than most other states that she’s tried
but she will attest
that the absolute best
is the state with john’s penis inside
with tavros they both have to pull
in the end though, john’s ass is quite full
john deposits a coin
in the slot in his groin
rides him like a mechanical bull
sollux keeps changing his mind
between cock from the front or behind
john presents a machine
sporting multiple peen
and fills every hole he can find
karkat finds john quite compelling
but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling
once a ball gag’s installed
karkat’s eyes are appalled
but the swell in his bulge is more telling
john finds a good spot to implant
his dick to make nepeta pant
and he keeps on ploughing
all though her meowing...
she’s already an alien ant
when kanaya was sewing a shawl
john offered to serve as her doll
and he didn’t retire
‘till her skirts were entire
for the fun is in when a dress falls
terezi wants her mouth on things red
like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead
her teeth worry john
but her tongue is so strong
that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled
vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter
if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater
of course john’s more than game
so long she does the same
shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter
john's top rated prank expertise
helps him drive equius mad by degrees
each new feathered caress
leaves the troll in distress
since he cannot return any squeeze
john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie
because sex is such fun when you're high
he must only remember
where he last left his member
then orgasm's a rainbow let fly
eridan grabs his scarf as a tether
to twine his and john's wrists together
but john runs a quick check
of his captchalogue deck
and takes out a loop of soft leather
feferi is thrilled to explore
what each part of a human is for
teeth, knees, nose and bones
and erogenous zones
and john's happy to help her learn more
to support the exploits in john's bed
dad developed a course in sex ed
with essays on tactics
and a test on the practics
"i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said
john offers to make dave's bro sweat
string him up like a marionette
john commands him to prance
stick his hands down his pants
and they end in a tangled up net
john's grinning as rose's mom strips
straps a silicon cock 'round her hips
then with mom's every thrust
john’s face fills with bust
she invites him to employ his lips
grandpa harley's been kept in the hall
with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls
he'd approve john's rendition
of this family tradition
if he saw where john rested his balls[/code]
hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967]
hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
It IS probably the worst pageking ever.
:wtc:
The new album is pretty calming, but at 3:10-3:30 in the Rain theme it sounds like someone is fapping. :tinfoil:
Adult fan limericks. Goddammit.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;29189146][QUOTE=defyant;29188967]
hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.mspaforums.com/images/smilies/mspa_reader.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
ftfy
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[QUOTE=defyant;29188967]
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
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Good this I have this picture saved.
[IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/7199/whath.jpg[/IMG]
I have this one saved.
Probably the most fitting reaction.
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967]oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.pixenli.com/images/1302876221002890800.jpg[/img]
The fuck I am reading
Why did I only get around to listening to the pre-vol. 6 albums now
Hardchorale is awesome
[QUOTE=noobcake;29185979]Anyone else got any ideas? Post em!
get them creative juices flowing [B](AND NO OTHER JUICES OR SO HELP ME I WILL TRAINFUCK YOU)[/B][/QUOTE]
I've got a bunch of saw stuff in the back of my mind.
Handsaw+Monty Python Poster=Handheld garterbelt bandsaw, called "Just like my dear mama"
Handsaw+Hoola Hoop+Canadian Flag=sawbladed ring with plaid pattern inner handle, called "Ring Around the Hoser"
Handsaw+Paper Plane=Saw made of serrated unbendable paper, called "The Perfect Plane"
RC Helicopter+HL2 Poster=Manhack?
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;29189065]Indeed.
It IS probably the worst pageking ever.
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
What are you kidding me that shit is hilarious!
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john
who pleasured himself all day long
‘til his hand was cramped sore
yet he still wanted more
so he looked for someone else to prong
now, john had a good friend named rose
who’d humour each scene that he chose
though she’d pause him for quotes
she could add to her notes
on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose
dave, as his session’s time saviour
learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours
john adds to that list
an ectoplasm fist
and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours”
the joke is jade’s his secret sister
does it count if john knew when he kissed her?
she wants it doggy style
in the uranium pile
if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister
aradia likes being alive
more than most other states that she’s tried
but she will attest
that the absolute best
is the state with john’s penis inside
with tavros they both have to pull
in the end though, john’s ass is quite full
john deposits a coin
in the slot in his groin
rides him like a mechanical bull
sollux keeps changing his mind
between cock from the front or behind
john presents a machine
sporting multiple peen
and fills every hole he can find
karkat finds john quite compelling
but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling
once a ball gag’s installed
karkat’s eyes are appalled
but the swell in his bulge is more telling
john finds a good spot to implant
his dick to make nepeta pant
and he keeps on ploughing
all though her meowing...
she’s already an alien ant
when kanaya was sewing a shawl
john offered to serve as her doll
and he didn’t retire
‘till her skirts were entire
for the fun is in when a dress falls
terezi wants her mouth on things red
like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead
her teeth worry john
but her tongue is so strong
that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled
vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter
if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater
of course john’s more than game
so long she does the same
shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter
john's top rated prank expertise
helps him drive equius mad by degrees
each new feathered caress
leaves the troll in distress
since he cannot return any squeeze
john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie
because sex is such fun when you're high
he must only remember
where he last left his member
then orgasm's a rainbow let fly
eridan grabs his scarf as a tether
to twine his and john's wrists together
but john runs a quick check
of his captchalogue deck
and takes out a loop of soft leather
feferi is thrilled to explore
what each part of a human is for
teeth, knees, nose and bones
and erogenous zones
and john's happy to help her learn more
to support the exploits in john's bed
dad developed a course in sex ed
with essays on tactics
and a test on the practics
"i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said
john offers to make dave's bro sweat
string him up like a marionette
john commands him to prance
stick his hands down his pants
and they end in a tangled up net
john's grinning as rose's mom strips
straps a silicon cock 'round her hips
then with mom's every thrust
john’s face fills with bust
she invites him to employ his lips
grandpa harley's been kept in the hall
with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls
he'd approve john's rendition
of this family tradition
if he saw where john rested his balls[/code]
hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
Now, hold on, I think I have a few things for this. I'm not sure.
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did the order of the track listing change on Medium for anyone else, because I kind of liked it in the order it was in to begin with
it WAS
1. Wind
2. Shade
3. Light
4. Rain
5. Heat
6. Clockwork
7. Frost
8. Frogs
and now it's
1. Light
2. Shade
3. Rain
4. Frogs
5. Frost
6. Clockwork
7. Heat
8. Wind
Yes it changed :frown:
it had order and meaning to it originally now it just looks like a jumbled mess
[quote=Hussie]As an incentive, I will make this solemn pledge. If I sell out of all of these SBaHJ shirts within a week, you are guaranteed to discover that I have permanently emblazoned SBaHJ iconography on my body somewhere, with real, honest to gog foreverink. You'll wonder how high I even will have had to have been. Fact. 8^y[/quote]
Whelp.
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967]oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OPzBg.png[/img]
Well I got some spare cash. I hope the local orphanage will like three thousand sbahj shirts.
Now what will we make Hussie tattoo onto his ass?
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john
who pleasured himself all day long
‘til his hand was cramped sore
yet he still wanted more
so he looked for someone else to prong
now, john had a good friend named rose
who’d humour each scene that he chose
though she’d pause him for quotes
she could add to her notes
on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose
dave, as his session’s time saviour
learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours
john adds to that list
an ectoplasm fist
and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours”
the joke is jade’s his secret sister
does it count if john knew when he kissed her?
she wants it doggy style
in the uranium pile
if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister
aradia likes being alive
more than most other states that she’s tried
but she will attest
that the absolute best
is the state with john’s penis inside
with tavros they both have to pull
in the end though, john’s ass is quite full
john deposits a coin
in the slot in his groin
rides him like a mechanical bull
sollux keeps changing his mind
between cock from the front or behind
john presents a machine
sporting multiple peen
and fills every hole he can find
karkat finds john quite compelling
but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling
once a ball gag’s installed
karkat’s eyes are appalled
but the swell in his bulge is more telling
john finds a good spot to implant
his dick to make nepeta pant
and he keeps on ploughing
all though her meowing...
she’s already an alien ant
when kanaya was sewing a shawl
john offered to serve as her doll
and he didn’t retire
‘till her skirts were entire
for the fun is in when a dress falls
terezi wants her mouth on things red
like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead
her teeth worry john
but her tongue is so strong
that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled
vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter
if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater
of course john’s more than game
so long she does the same
shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter
john's top rated prank expertise
helps him drive equius mad by degrees
each new feathered caress
leaves the troll in distress
since he cannot return any squeeze
john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie
because sex is such fun when you're high
he must only remember
where he last left his member
then orgasm's a rainbow let fly
eridan grabs his scarf as a tether
to twine his and john's wrists together
but john runs a quick check
of his captchalogue deck
and takes out a loop of soft leather
feferi is thrilled to explore
what each part of a human is for
teeth, knees, nose and bones
and erogenous zones
and john's happy to help her learn more
to support the exploits in john's bed
dad developed a course in sex ed
with essays on tactics
and a test on the practics
"i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said
john offers to make dave's bro sweat
string him up like a marionette
john commands him to prance
stick his hands down his pants
and they end in a tangled up net
john's grinning as rose's mom strips
straps a silicon cock 'round her hips
then with mom's every thrust
john’s face fills with bust
she invites him to employ his lips
grandpa harley's been kept in the hall
with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls
he'd approve john's rendition
of this family tradition
if he saw where john rested his balls[/code]
hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
Best page king ever.
314 posts, the Blind Prophets are among us.
Also page 43.
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john
who pleasured himself all day long
‘til his hand was cramped sore
yet he still wanted more
so he looked for someone else to prong
now, john had a good friend named rose
who’d humour each scene that he chose
though she’d pause him for quotes
she could add to her notes
on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose
dave, as his session’s time saviour
learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours
john adds to that list
an ectoplasm fist
and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours”
the joke is jade’s his secret sister
does it count if john knew when he kissed her?
she wants it doggy style
in the uranium pile
if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister
aradia likes being alive
more than most other states that she’s tried
but she will attest
that the absolute best
is the state with john’s penis inside
with tavros they both have to pull
in the end though, john’s ass is quite full
john deposits a coin
in the slot in his groin
rides him like a mechanical bull
sollux keeps changing his mind
between cock from the front or behind
john presents a machine
sporting multiple peen
and fills every hole he can find
karkat finds john quite compelling
but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling
once a ball gag’s installed
karkat’s eyes are appalled
but the swell in his bulge is more telling
john finds a good spot to implant
his dick to make nepeta pant
and he keeps on ploughing
all though her meowing...
she’s already an alien ant
when kanaya was sewing a shawl
john offered to serve as her doll
and he didn’t retire
‘till her skirts were entire
for the fun is in when a dress falls
terezi wants her mouth on things red
like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead
her teeth worry john
but her tongue is so strong
that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled
vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter
if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater
of course john’s more than game
so long she does the same
shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter
john's top rated prank expertise
helps him drive equius mad by degrees
each new feathered caress
leaves the troll in distress
since he cannot return any squeeze
john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie
because sex is such fun when you're high
he must only remember
where he last left his member
then orgasm's a rainbow let fly
eridan grabs his scarf as a tether
to twine his and john's wrists together
but john runs a quick check
of his captchalogue deck
and takes out a loop of soft leather
feferi is thrilled to explore
what each part of a human is for
teeth, knees, nose and bones
and erogenous zones
and john's happy to help her learn more
to support the exploits in john's bed
dad developed a course in sex ed
with essays on tactics
and a test on the practics
"i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said
john offers to make dave's bro sweat
string him up like a marionette
john commands him to prance
stick his hands down his pants
and they end in a tangled up net
john's grinning as rose's mom strips
straps a silicon cock 'round her hips
then with mom's every thrust
john’s face fills with bust
she invites him to employ his lips
grandpa harley's been kept in the hall
with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls
he'd approve john's rendition
of this family tradition
if he saw where john rested his balls[/code]
hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;29196148]Also page 43.[/QUOTE]
What the hey?
what are those things with candy cane horns and black hair called
I have no idea. They are from some cereal ad or something I think.
alternios
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john
who pleasured himself all day long...[/code][/Quote]
This doesn't belong on facepunch. This doesn't belong anywhere.
[QUOTE=HyperMetalix;29196628]This doesn't belong on facepunch. This doesn't belong anywhere.[/QUOTE]
Shut up, it was fucking hilarious.
Well, more fucking than hilarious.
Oh gog, now I'm a bit scared too
Well that was pointless.
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