• MS Paint Adventures v.7
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[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;29188902]I've seen BFL lurk this thread before. Why does she only give us info through you?[/QUOTE] I'm kinda a representant. She's all day making rigging requests for people in the Model Requests section, so when she DOES have the time she does one little pose and all I have to do is post it right away.
[code]there once was a human called john who pleasured himself all day long ‘til his hand was cramped sore yet he still wanted more so he looked for someone else to prong now, john had a good friend named rose who’d humour each scene that he chose though she’d pause him for quotes she could add to her notes on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose dave, as his session’s time saviour learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours john adds to that list an ectoplasm fist and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours” the joke is jade’s his secret sister does it count if john knew when he kissed her? she wants it doggy style in the uranium pile if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister aradia likes being alive more than most other states that she’s tried but she will attest that the absolute best is the state with john’s penis inside with tavros they both have to pull in the end though, john’s ass is quite full john deposits a coin in the slot in his groin rides him like a mechanical bull sollux keeps changing his mind between cock from the front or behind john presents a machine sporting multiple peen and fills every hole he can find karkat finds john quite compelling but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling once a ball gag’s installed karkat’s eyes are appalled but the swell in his bulge is more telling john finds a good spot to implant his dick to make nepeta pant and he keeps on ploughing all though her meowing... she’s already an alien ant when kanaya was sewing a shawl john offered to serve as her doll and he didn’t retire ‘till her skirts were entire for the fun is in when a dress falls terezi wants her mouth on things red like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead her teeth worry john but her tongue is so strong that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater of course john’s more than game so long she does the same shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter john's top rated prank expertise helps him drive equius mad by degrees each new feathered caress leaves the troll in distress since he cannot return any squeeze john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie because sex is such fun when you're high he must only remember where he last left his member then orgasm's a rainbow let fly eridan grabs his scarf as a tether to twine his and john's wrists together but john runs a quick check of his captchalogue deck and takes out a loop of soft leather feferi is thrilled to explore what each part of a human is for teeth, knees, nose and bones and erogenous zones and john's happy to help her learn more to support the exploits in john's bed dad developed a course in sex ed with essays on tactics and a test on the practics "i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said john offers to make dave's bro sweat string him up like a marionette john commands him to prance stick his hands down his pants and they end in a tangled up net john's grinning as rose's mom strips straps a silicon cock 'round her hips then with mom's every thrust john’s face fills with bust she invites him to employ his lips grandpa harley's been kept in the hall with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls he'd approve john's rendition of this family tradition if he saw where john rested his balls[/code] hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967] hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] Indeed. It IS probably the worst pageking ever. :wtc:
The new album is pretty calming, but at 3:10-3:30 in the Rain theme it sounds like someone is fapping. :tinfoil:
Adult fan limericks. Goddammit.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;29189146][QUOTE=defyant;29188967] hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.mspaforums.com/images/smilies/mspa_reader.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] ftfy
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[QUOTE=defyant;29188967] [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] [img]http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=Karkatistoofuckingangry.gif[/img] Good this I have this picture saved.
[IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/7199/whath.jpg[/IMG] I have this one saved. Probably the most fitting reaction.
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967]oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.pixenli.com/images/1302876221002890800.jpg[/img] The fuck I am reading
Why did I only get around to listening to the pre-vol. 6 albums now Hardchorale is awesome
[QUOTE=noobcake;29185979]Anyone else got any ideas? Post em! get them creative juices flowing [B](AND NO OTHER JUICES OR SO HELP ME I WILL TRAINFUCK YOU)[/B][/QUOTE] I've got a bunch of saw stuff in the back of my mind. Handsaw+Monty Python Poster=Handheld garterbelt bandsaw, called "Just like my dear mama" Handsaw+Hoola Hoop+Canadian Flag=sawbladed ring with plaid pattern inner handle, called "Ring Around the Hoser" Handsaw+Paper Plane=Saw made of serrated unbendable paper, called "The Perfect Plane" RC Helicopter+HL2 Poster=Manhack? [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;29189065]Indeed. It IS probably the worst pageking ever. :wtc:[/QUOTE] What are you kidding me that shit is hilarious!
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john who pleasured himself all day long ‘til his hand was cramped sore yet he still wanted more so he looked for someone else to prong now, john had a good friend named rose who’d humour each scene that he chose though she’d pause him for quotes she could add to her notes on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose dave, as his session’s time saviour learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours john adds to that list an ectoplasm fist and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours” the joke is jade’s his secret sister does it count if john knew when he kissed her? she wants it doggy style in the uranium pile if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister aradia likes being alive more than most other states that she’s tried but she will attest that the absolute best is the state with john’s penis inside with tavros they both have to pull in the end though, john’s ass is quite full john deposits a coin in the slot in his groin rides him like a mechanical bull sollux keeps changing his mind between cock from the front or behind john presents a machine sporting multiple peen and fills every hole he can find karkat finds john quite compelling but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling once a ball gag’s installed karkat’s eyes are appalled but the swell in his bulge is more telling john finds a good spot to implant his dick to make nepeta pant and he keeps on ploughing all though her meowing... she’s already an alien ant when kanaya was sewing a shawl john offered to serve as her doll and he didn’t retire ‘till her skirts were entire for the fun is in when a dress falls terezi wants her mouth on things red like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead her teeth worry john but her tongue is so strong that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater of course john’s more than game so long she does the same shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter john's top rated prank expertise helps him drive equius mad by degrees each new feathered caress leaves the troll in distress since he cannot return any squeeze john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie because sex is such fun when you're high he must only remember where he last left his member then orgasm's a rainbow let fly eridan grabs his scarf as a tether to twine his and john's wrists together but john runs a quick check of his captchalogue deck and takes out a loop of soft leather feferi is thrilled to explore what each part of a human is for teeth, knees, nose and bones and erogenous zones and john's happy to help her learn more to support the exploits in john's bed dad developed a course in sex ed with essays on tactics and a test on the practics "i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said john offers to make dave's bro sweat string him up like a marionette john commands him to prance stick his hands down his pants and they end in a tangled up net john's grinning as rose's mom strips straps a silicon cock 'round her hips then with mom's every thrust john’s face fills with bust she invites him to employ his lips grandpa harley's been kept in the hall with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls he'd approve john's rendition of this family tradition if he saw where john rested his balls[/code] hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] Now, hold on, I think I have a few things for this. I'm not sure. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/128954146789.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/abjure.gif[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/disgustfacekanaya.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/disgusthussie.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/dontlikethis.jpg[/img] [media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/dotdotdot.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/eatpainaway.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/faint.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/hahahaohwow.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/tRvvB.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/uhh.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/what%20%282%29.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/what%20%283%29.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/what.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/whatisthis.png http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/Pictures/reactions/whatthefuckamireading.png[/media]
did the order of the track listing change on Medium for anyone else, because I kind of liked it in the order it was in to begin with it WAS 1. Wind 2. Shade 3. Light 4. Rain 5. Heat 6. Clockwork 7. Frost 8. Frogs and now it's 1. Light 2. Shade 3. Rain 4. Frogs 5. Frost 6. Clockwork 7. Heat 8. Wind
Yes it changed :frown:
it had order and meaning to it originally now it just looks like a jumbled mess
[quote=Hussie]As an incentive, I will make this solemn pledge. If I sell out of all of these SBaHJ shirts within a week, you are guaranteed to discover that I have permanently emblazoned SBaHJ iconography on my body somewhere, with real, honest to gog foreverink. You'll wonder how high I even will have had to have been. Fact. 8^y[/quote] Whelp.
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967]oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OPzBg.png[/img]
Well I got some spare cash. I hope the local orphanage will like three thousand sbahj shirts. Now what will we make Hussie tattoo onto his ass?
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john who pleasured himself all day long ‘til his hand was cramped sore yet he still wanted more so he looked for someone else to prong now, john had a good friend named rose who’d humour each scene that he chose though she’d pause him for quotes she could add to her notes on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose dave, as his session’s time saviour learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours john adds to that list an ectoplasm fist and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours” the joke is jade’s his secret sister does it count if john knew when he kissed her? she wants it doggy style in the uranium pile if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister aradia likes being alive more than most other states that she’s tried but she will attest that the absolute best is the state with john’s penis inside with tavros they both have to pull in the end though, john’s ass is quite full john deposits a coin in the slot in his groin rides him like a mechanical bull sollux keeps changing his mind between cock from the front or behind john presents a machine sporting multiple peen and fills every hole he can find karkat finds john quite compelling but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling once a ball gag’s installed karkat’s eyes are appalled but the swell in his bulge is more telling john finds a good spot to implant his dick to make nepeta pant and he keeps on ploughing all though her meowing... she’s already an alien ant when kanaya was sewing a shawl john offered to serve as her doll and he didn’t retire ‘till her skirts were entire for the fun is in when a dress falls terezi wants her mouth on things red like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead her teeth worry john but her tongue is so strong that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater of course john’s more than game so long she does the same shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter john's top rated prank expertise helps him drive equius mad by degrees each new feathered caress leaves the troll in distress since he cannot return any squeeze john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie because sex is such fun when you're high he must only remember where he last left his member then orgasm's a rainbow let fly eridan grabs his scarf as a tether to twine his and john's wrists together but john runs a quick check of his captchalogue deck and takes out a loop of soft leather feferi is thrilled to explore what each part of a human is for teeth, knees, nose and bones and erogenous zones and john's happy to help her learn more to support the exploits in john's bed dad developed a course in sex ed with essays on tactics and a test on the practics "i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said john offers to make dave's bro sweat string him up like a marionette john commands him to prance stick his hands down his pants and they end in a tangled up net john's grinning as rose's mom strips straps a silicon cock 'round her hips then with mom's every thrust john’s face fills with bust she invites him to employ his lips grandpa harley's been kept in the hall with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls he'd approve john's rendition of this family tradition if he saw where john rested his balls[/code] hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] Best page king ever. 314 posts, the Blind Prophets are among us.
Also page 43.
[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john who pleasured himself all day long ‘til his hand was cramped sore yet he still wanted more so he looked for someone else to prong now, john had a good friend named rose who’d humour each scene that he chose though she’d pause him for quotes she could add to her notes on his ‘feelings’ when picking each pose dave, as his session’s time saviour learned fifty hundred new misbehaviours john adds to that list an ectoplasm fist and a vibe he calls “keeping good neighbours” the joke is jade’s his secret sister does it count if john knew when he kissed her? she wants it doggy style in the uranium pile if she’s bad, spray her with the plant mister aradia likes being alive more than most other states that she’s tried but she will attest that the absolute best is the state with john’s penis inside with tavros they both have to pull in the end though, john’s ass is quite full john deposits a coin in the slot in his groin rides him like a mechanical bull sollux keeps changing his mind between cock from the front or behind john presents a machine sporting multiple peen and fills every hole he can find karkat finds john quite compelling but john’s ears ring from all karkat’s yelling once a ball gag’s installed karkat’s eyes are appalled but the swell in his bulge is more telling john finds a good spot to implant his dick to make nepeta pant and he keeps on ploughing all though her meowing... she’s already an alien ant when kanaya was sewing a shawl john offered to serve as her doll and he didn’t retire ‘till her skirts were entire for the fun is in when a dress falls terezi wants her mouth on things red like the blood in john’s swollen cockhead her teeth worry john but her tongue is so strong that it’s worth every drop that he’s bled vriska says she’ll play with john’s peter if he’ll dress in a dirty wifebeater of course john’s more than game so long she does the same shouting “nic!” makes their fucking much sweeter john's top rated prank expertise helps him drive equius mad by degrees each new feathered caress leaves the troll in distress since he cannot return any squeeze john slurps some of gamzee's fresh pie because sex is such fun when you're high he must only remember where he last left his member then orgasm's a rainbow let fly eridan grabs his scarf as a tether to twine his and john's wrists together but john runs a quick check of his captchalogue deck and takes out a loop of soft leather feferi is thrilled to explore what each part of a human is for teeth, knees, nose and bones and erogenous zones and john's happy to help her learn more to support the exploits in john's bed dad developed a course in sex ed with essays on tactics and a test on the practics "i'm so proud that you passed, son!" he said john offers to make dave's bro sweat string him up like a marionette john commands him to prance stick his hands down his pants and they end in a tangled up net john's grinning as rose's mom strips straps a silicon cock 'round her hips then with mom's every thrust john’s face fills with bust she invites him to employ his lips grandpa harley's been kept in the hall with his in-life beloved stuffed dolls he'd approve john's rendition of this family tradition if he saw where john rested his balls[/code] hahaha holy fuck these are hilariously terrible [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] oh god worst page king ever[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit%20past%201013/reactions/eqwhatthefuckamireaeding.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;29196148]Also page 43.[/QUOTE] What the hey?
what are those things with candy cane horns and black hair called
I have no idea. They are from some cereal ad or something I think.
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[QUOTE=defyant;29188967][code]there once was a human called john who pleasured himself all day long...[/code][/Quote] This doesn't belong on facepunch. This doesn't belong anywhere.
[QUOTE=HyperMetalix;29196628]This doesn't belong on facepunch. This doesn't belong anywhere.[/QUOTE] Shut up, it was fucking hilarious. Well, more fucking than hilarious. Oh gog, now I'm a bit scared too
Well that was pointless.
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