[QUOTE=MODS ARE FAGS;17682919]
They make them, but the orkz have that power where something will work if the collective believes they will work, the guns are really crappy but they believe that they are good so they are good. (They paint their trukks red because 'red goes fasta' but it actually does because they believe it)[/QUOTE]
So, wait. So the orkz appear, and quickly build up a civilization. Then go WAARGH and attack?
Wat?
[QUOTE=gufu;17683000]So, wait. So the orkz appear, and quickly build up a civilization. Then go WAARGH and attack?
Wat?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, actually.
[QUOTE=gufu;17683000]So, wait. So the orkz appear, and quickly build up a civilization. Then go WAARGH and attack?
Wat?[/QUOTE]
If by "civilization" you mean masses of green humanoids fighting each other, then you're correct. They're born from spores, develop quickly, and die out quickly after they've killed everything else - they just turn on themselves afterwards.
[QUOTE=gufu;17683000]So, wait. So the orkz appear, and quickly build up a civilization. Then go WAARGH and attack?
Wat?[/QUOTE]
They either have been living on the planet for years or they're part of a WAAAAGH! under a Warboss and they land on a planet they want, anyways after they land they build a bit of a basecamp and their slaves the Snotlings/gobbos/squigs are produced by spores that they give off along with fungus, they eat the fungus and squigs and make stuff from them and then they move out to conquer and destroy everything.
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683028]If by "civilization" you mean masses of green humanoids fighting each other, then you're correct. They're born from spores, develop quickly, and die out quickly after they've killed everything else - they just turn on themselves afterwards.[/QUOTE]
There's usually one large Ork left, though.
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683028]If by "civilization" you mean masses of green humanoids fighting each other, then you're correct. They're born from spores, develop quickly, and die out quickly after they've killed everything else - they just turn on themselves afterwards.[/QUOTE]
Not unless under good leadership, someone who can command them well - then they are much more formidable than just feral orkz.
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Aww last post in the page 15 no one is going to see it. :(
no. Its for the lose.
[QUOTE=MODS ARE FAGS;17683050]Not unless under good leadership, someone who can command them well - then they are much more formidable than just feral orkz.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, though this only happens under the rarest of circumstances; usually, the strongest Orks title themselves Boss or something and then lead fights against other Bosses, until there's only one Boss and his boyz left. At this point, they just fight each other again, but on a smaller scale :D!
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683208]Yeah, though this only happens under the rarest of circumstances; usually, the strongest Orks title themselves Boss or something and then lead fights against other Bosses, until there's only one Boss and his boyz left. At this point, they just fight each other again, but on a smaller scale :D![/QUOTE]
Usually it'll be like that but once in a blue moon there is a huge ork who can't be beat in duels and then he grows an army and slaughters everything in their path.
That is until they start infighting and eventually destroy themselves again.
[QUOTE=MODS ARE FAGS;17682919]They make them, but the orkz have that power where something will work if the collective believes they will work, the guns are really crappy but they believe that they are good so they are good. (They paint their trukks red because 'red goes fasta' but it actually does because they believe it)[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, that's awesome, never got into the orkz
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17682865]Because the corrector didn't know he was just as correct as the person he was correcting.
Why can't we solve this the simple way; ten paces at dawn with single-shot pistols.[/QUOTE]
Single shot bolt pistols.
Yeah. Imperium agents have studied Ork weapons left behind in a battlefield, and they make no mechanical sense - same with their vehicles. By all laws of physics, the Orks shouldn't have any technology at all. Instead of accepting this, though, the Orks believe their guns should work. As a result, the guns [i]do[/i] work. It's a gestalt psychic field effect caused by the nature of Orks which defies reality around them.
As MAF pointed out, a Warboss appears every so often and manages to travel off one planet and on to another one; the Orks usually hijack derelict, warp-ravaged Space Hulks which teleport randomly through time and space, and they get off wherever these Hulks stop and begin their WAAAGH! again.
[QUOTE=gufu;17683000]So, wait. So the orkz appear, and quickly build up a civilization. Then go WAARGH and attack?
Wat?[/QUOTE]
No civilization, they just pop out of their spores and build shit that works.
The only reason any ork technology works is because every ork has a bit of pscycic power which means that if enough orks believe something, it works.
If a human tries to use a Shoota, it would probably would explode in his face.
[QUOTE=Billiam;17683277]Holy shit, that's awesome, never got into the orkz[/QUOTE]
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Waagh.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;17683437]No civilization, they just pop out of their spores and build shit that works.
The only reason any ork technology works is because every ork has a bit of pscycic power which means that if enough orks believe something, it works.
If a human tries to use a Shoota, it would probably would explode in his face.[/QUOTE]
Considering its a Ork even a axe might just explode in their hands.
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683208]Yeah, though this only happens under the rarest of circumstances; usually, the strongest Orks title themselves Boss or something and then lead fights against other Bosses, until there's only one Boss and his boyz left. At this point, they just fight each other again, but on a smaller scale :D![/QUOTE]
Great Boss Tuska.
Motherfucker lead his WAAAGH into the eye of terror and basically won.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;17683437]No civilization, they just pop out of their spores and build shit that works.
The only reason any ork technology works is because every ork has a bit of pscycic power which means that if enough orks believe something, it works.
If a human tries to use a Shoota, it would probably would explode in his face.[/QUOTE]
I said this earlier. :)
Actually, I believe either the Imperial Guard or the Space Marines commented on the Ork Shootaz in a novel, they said that they did function but they jammed and malfunctioned a lot. However when in Ork hands they are virtually perfect.
If the Orkz were a bit smarted and realized this, they could use this to their advantage and turn the tides of battle, but unfortunately they aren't.
If Orks were a bit smarter, they probably wouldn't be Orks. They'd be... Imperial Guardsmen.
???
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683538]If Orks were a bit smarter, they probably wouldn't be Orks. They'd be... Imperial Guardsmen.
???[/QUOTE]
If orks were a bit smarter the imperium wouldn't exist. C:
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683538]If Orks were a bit smarter, they probably wouldn't be Orks. They'd be... Imperial Guardsmen.
???[/QUOTE]
More like Space Marines mixed with Necron without the whole, KILL ALL LIFE complexion.
[QUOTE=Ixius;17683538]If Orks were a bit smarter, they probably wouldn't be Orks. They'd be... Imperial Guardsmen.
???[/QUOTE]
No they would still be green mutants who are just a little bit smarter
[QUOTE=mastermaul;17683585]If orks were a bit smarter the imperium wouldn't exist. C:[/QUOTE]
Nah because the orks would be smart enough to realize that fighting the Imperium is fun for them. So they will let them stay and just pick on our race.
[QUOTE=mastermaul;17683585]If orks were a bit smarter the imperium wouldn't exist. C:[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha maybe. Space Marines kick some serious ass when it comes down to it though
Wait, if enough Orks believed that they could make Imperial Guardsmen and Space Marines explode with their minds, could they do it?
[QUOTE=Joxalot;17674961]Why there is no woman or black SM?[/QUOTE]
The inquisitor in DoW 1 is black.
[QUOTE=ashxu;17688036]The inquisitor in DoW 1 is black.[/QUOTE]
But he's not a Space Marine.
[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;17688009]Wait, if enough Orks believed that they could make Imperial Guardsmen and Space Marines explode with their minds, could they do it?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Unfortunately if that many weirdboyz got together in one place they'd just end up killing themselves.
Aren't most of the Dark Angels black?
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;17678813]May i ask a question.
Does space marines have free will?
Can they have sexual intercourse?[/QUOTE]
They cant have sexual intercourse.
[QUOTE=Asm;17688844]They cant have sexual intercourse.[/QUOTE]
Where has it ever said that? I've read some really vague stuff about some of the chaos legions.
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