Sounds like your girlfriend is [I]kraut of here[/I]. :xd:
Hold on, ordering a plane ticket to Germany. I'll see your girlfriend in a month.
Places to take her?
Your bedroom.
If you're both into it, have sex?
Read the text. Most of us are suggesting. Bang her.
With approved contraceptives of course.
Spend the last days with her and then just end the relationship like mature people would. Then find an american slut and put your dick into her, since that's exactly what your little lady will do in Germany.
[QUOTE=Paravin;30579116]Spend the last days with her and then just end the relationship like mature people would. Then find an american slut and put your dick into her, since that's exactly what your little lady will do in Germany.[/QUOTE]
his girlfriend is gonna find an american slut and put her dick into her?
:confused:
[QUOTE=thisispain;30579182]his girlfriend is gonna find an american slut and put her dick into her?
:confused:[/QUOTE]
Yes.
Fuck her and post pictures.
Then light up a smoke and smack dem boobs around.
New York is an interesting place to be. Show her around and get her involved in everything you can. If you want to, bang her. Don't try the long distance relationship, it will not work. Just stay good friends with her for when you ever meet again in person.
fuck n chuck
[QUOTE=CjienX;30577536]There's a 99.9% chance of this not working out in the long run[/QUOTE]
I think you're being generous.
So 6 months into an extended breakup, I suggest from experience to ditch her immediately after she leaves and cut off contact. Seriously.
You'll feel like an idiot when the topic of another guy's dick in her mouth arises.
Also it's good to have naked pictures.
You could grow up to be a wealthy businessman and Buy a ticket to Germany to marry her if some other douche's dick isn't in her cooch.
Why dont you take her out for some luftwaffles?
Kill her and eat her, then keep the shit. Or the body if you have room.
[QUOTE=ArmyChicken;30577591]Simple: Enjoy your last time with her and move on afterwards. Overseas relationship is not going to work.[/QUOTE]
Mine's been working for 2,5 years already. It's unlikely to work, but not impossible.
I live in Japan, and my girlfriend lives in the states and it's working out fine for us. As long as you trust each other, and talk to her as much as you can you'll be fine. If it's just a fling, then fuck it there's plenty of girls out there, but if you're planning on a long term relationship, like marrying her then you'd better get her over to the states as soon as you can somehow otherwise shit's just going to fall apart
[QUOTE=drfeelgood223;30580046]I live in Japan, and my girlfriend lives in the states and it's working out fine for us. As long as you trust each other, and talk to her as much as you can you'll be fine. If it's just a fling, then fuck it there's plenty of girls out there, but if you're planning on a long term relationship, like marrying her then you'd better get her over to the states as soon as you can somehow otherwise shit's just going to fall apart[/QUOTE]
You Tokyo time posting that...
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;30579898]Mine's been working for 2,5 years already. It's unlikely to work, but not impossible.[/QUOTE]
Started off online with my girlfriend, long distance, 4 years now and engaged and living together, it's fun to prove all those people wrong who keep going ''Long distance doesnt work''
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