• Dick-Cringe thread.
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[QUOTE=fritzel;27873493]We got names for them, meet them: [img_thumb]http://odlarmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kidney_stone_agony_pain_misery.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Agony reminds me of these things: [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/34sgu9y.jpg[/img]
THIS THREAD MAKES MY PENIS WORRIED :saddowns:
I was going to click the picture but I'm not so sure since it mentioned painolympics.
Why is this thread so entertaining? :gonk:
[QUOTE=Daedraul;27862912]Slowly cutting your dick off with a rusty butter knife while pouring boiling vinegar into your urethra. Whilst listening to Justin Beiber.[/QUOTE] it was ok till bieber
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;27874094][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpizgtVNU40[/media][/QUOTE] Why is that still on Youtube?
blue waffle..... my dick just shrunk from typing that
[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;27870133]This one hobo ate shrooms and then pushed one meter of this millimeter-thin tube in is urethra. It got stuck, and the next day he putted some wire inside the tube. They needed a surgery to get it out. Also; [URL]http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-19.html[/URL][/QUOTE] putted
[QUOTE=Daedraul;27862912]Slowly cutting your dick off with a rusty butter knife while pouring boiling vinegar into your urethra. Whilst listening to Justin Beiber.[/QUOTE] now that one was insane!
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;27882971][img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Ouch. This is the only one that made me cringe so far.
[img]http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6040/penis78.jpg[/img] + [img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2089/b000buuvte01pt01sclzzzz.jpg[/img] + [img]http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1936/lemonjuice22.jpg[/img] = [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1130/painlogo.jpg[/img]
Imagine your penis getting peeled like a banana.
While erect, cut a vein. Watch as your boner goes away
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;27886472]While erect, cut a vein. Watch as your boner goes away[/QUOTE] You need to cut pretty deep. Being bit to where you bleed doesnt even do that. :smug:
[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16330[/url]
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The preferred method of castration when castrati were popular was for the young boy to sit in a bath of hot water, infused with herbs, where the person administering the procedure would massage the boy's testicles with some force, eventually crushing them and causing them to dissolve away. [b]crushing them and causing them to dissolve away[/b]
[QUOTE=only;27887814]The preferred method of castration when castrati were popular was for the young boy to sit in a bath of hot water, infused with herbs, where the person administering the procedure would massage the boy's testicles with some force, eventually crushing them and causing them to dissolve away. [b]crushing them and causing them to dissolve away[/b][/QUOTE] I remember this
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;27882971][img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Fuck you. I felt it.
[QUOTE=only;27887814]The preferred method of castration when castrati were popular was for the young boy to sit in a bath of hot water, infused with herbs, where the person administering the procedure would massage the boy's testicles with some force, eventually crushing them and causing them to dissolve away. [b]crushing them and causing them to dissolve away[/b][/QUOTE] Oh god I felt that so hard.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/media] 1. Watch porn first. 2. Achieve boner. 3. Start video. How long can you keep it? Mine: -12 seconds.
Put dick between hinge of door. Shut door. Pain.
[QUOTE=The_Marine;27887365][url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16330[/url][/QUOTE] oh god
Scrape your dick on a cheesegrinder covered in lemon juice.
Have justin beiber slowly stroke your penis
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27902588]Have justin beiber slowly stroke your penis[/QUOTE] That one gave me a boner
[QUOTE=fritzel;27873493]We got names for them, meet them: [img_thumb]http://odlarmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kidney_stone_agony_pain_misery.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] they look like artefacts! [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091107111431/stalker/images/thumb/9/9b/Artifact_Night_Star.jpg/185px-Artifact_Night_Star.jpg[/img]
A jam jar shattering in your asshole while plunging a pitchfork down your cock
Damn this thread! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
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