[QUOTE=fritzel;27873493]We got names for them, meet them:
[img_thumb]http://odlarmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kidney_stone_agony_pain_misery.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Agony reminds me of these things:
[img]http://i52.tinypic.com/34sgu9y.jpg[/img]
THIS THREAD MAKES MY PENIS WORRIED
:saddowns:
I was going to click the picture but I'm not so sure since it mentioned painolympics.
Why is this thread so entertaining? :gonk:
[QUOTE=Daedraul;27862912]Slowly cutting your dick off with a rusty butter knife while pouring boiling vinegar into your urethra. Whilst listening to Justin Beiber.[/QUOTE]
it was ok till bieber
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;27874094][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpizgtVNU40[/media][/QUOTE]
Why is that still on Youtube?
blue waffle..... my dick just shrunk from typing that
[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;27870133]This one hobo ate shrooms and then pushed one meter of this millimeter-thin tube in is urethra. It got stuck, and the next day he putted some wire inside the tube. They needed a surgery to get it out.
Also;
[URL]http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-19.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
putted
[QUOTE=Daedraul;27862912]Slowly cutting your dick off with a rusty butter knife while pouring boiling vinegar into your urethra. Whilst listening to Justin Beiber.[/QUOTE]
now that one was insane!
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;27882971][img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Ouch. This is the only one that made me cringe so far.
While erect, cut a vein. Watch as your boner goes away
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;27886472]While erect, cut a vein. Watch as your boner goes away[/QUOTE]
You need to cut pretty deep. Being bit to where you bleed doesnt even do that.
:smug:
The preferred method of castration when castrati were popular was for the young boy to sit in a bath of hot water, infused with herbs, where the person administering the procedure would massage the boy's testicles with some force, eventually crushing them and causing them to dissolve away.
[b]crushing them and causing them to dissolve away[/b]
[QUOTE=only;27887814]The preferred method of castration when castrati were popular was for the young boy to sit in a bath of hot water, infused with herbs, where the person administering the procedure would massage the boy's testicles with some force, eventually crushing them and causing them to dissolve away.
[b]crushing them and causing them to dissolve away[/b][/QUOTE]
I remember this
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;27882971][img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/5d11uc.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Fuck you. I felt it.
[QUOTE=only;27887814]The preferred method of castration when castrati were popular was for the young boy to sit in a bath of hot water, infused with herbs, where the person administering the procedure would massage the boy's testicles with some force, eventually crushing them and causing them to dissolve away.
[b]crushing them and causing them to dissolve away[/b][/QUOTE]
Oh god I felt that so hard.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/media]
1. Watch porn first.
2. Achieve boner.
3. Start video.
How long can you keep it?
Mine: -12 seconds.
Put dick between hinge of door. Shut door. Pain.
[QUOTE=The_Marine;27887365][url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16330[/url][/QUOTE]
oh god
Scrape your dick on a cheesegrinder covered in lemon juice.
Have justin beiber slowly stroke your penis
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27902588]Have justin beiber slowly stroke your penis[/QUOTE]
That one gave me a boner
[QUOTE=fritzel;27873493]We got names for them, meet them:
[img_thumb]http://odlarmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kidney_stone_agony_pain_misery.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
they look like artefacts!
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091107111431/stalker/images/thumb/9/9b/Artifact_Night_Star.jpg/185px-Artifact_Night_Star.jpg[/img]
A jam jar shattering in your asshole while plunging a pitchfork down your cock
Damn this thread! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
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