[QUOTE=Zakkin;27860039]Fucking a Jellyfish[/QUOTE]
My penis and balls were stung by jellyfish once.
Ask me anything.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27921801]My penis and balls were stung by jellyfish once.
Ask me anything.[/QUOTE]
Did you feel a tentacle slither down your urethra, leaving no piece of skin un-penetrated by hundreds of burning and poisonous stingers, slowly swelling your foreskin, shaft, glands, and testicles from the inside until they ruptured into a mess of entrails, blood, cum and pus?
[QUOTE=icypenguin;27882323]Why is that still on Youtube?[/QUOTE]
It's a very [i]shocking[/i] video
Cheese grating your dick off.
why did I went here
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;27932588]why did I went here[/QUOTE]
Your avatar and screen name sum up 2 awesome things I love.
thread needs more PAAIINNN.
Right, not exactly dick cringe, but imagine this, you're on your bike, having fun at your local ramp works, doing tricks and the likes and going high distances. You head up a ramp at some speed, fly up, about to land on the other side, the seat of your bike falls off without you noticing. You sit on this. It goes so far up your gooch that it hits your liver, you then walk home to get help.
Because this happened to my friend. Most cringey thing ever, the worst part is, [I]some of his blood is still there.[/I]
oh my GOD :gonk:
Imagine the pain of one cutting you painis,
:byodood: stop quoting images!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
[img]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2o72ySSGM1qzcjydo1_400.gif[/img]
..It Just did.
Dude no
No dude
I don't know how to rate that. There is not a reaction image in the world to describe what I thought of that gif.
Anyway the obligatory stick a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall. Now imagine that with your dick.
how is he not bleeding jesus
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;27966390]how is he not bleeding jesus[/QUOTE]
Explain to me how one can [b]Bleed Jesus[/b]
When I was 7 I couldn't stop picturing my dick getting slowly cut with a chainsaw :frown:
[editline]10th February 2011[/editline]
aUGH what the FUCK THAT GIF
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27966249]Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
[img_thumb]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2o72ySSGM1qzcjydo1_400.gif[/img_thumb]
..It Just did.[/QUOTE]
:froggonk:
Fixed the page.
And now, this.
[highlight]IMAGINE HAVING YOUR DICK-MUSCLES STRAINED AND PULLED SO HARD, THE TENDONS TEAR ONE BY ONE, UNTIL THE ONLY THING KEEPING IT ON IS THE STRANDS OF SKIN, AND THEN HAVE A FORK JAMMED INTO THE GAPING WOUND.[/highlight]
Oh, then after that. BEES. and WASPS.
This thread makes my penis retract itself in my body.
[QUOTE=froztshock;27905994]they look like artefacts!
[img_thumb]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091107111431/stalker/images/thumb/9/9b/Artifact_Night_Star.jpg/185px-Artifact_Night_Star.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Get out of here stalker :frog: