Having your dick get cut off with a lemon slice and then having the wound salted, and your dick then resewn back on.
This isn't specific to a dick, but imagine soaking cotton balls in alcohol, putting them in your anus, and setting them on fire.
Did your sphincter just tighten up?
Imagine having your Pube hairs being plucked off one by one.
Every single one involves "putting/jabbing/sticking x down/through your urethra". I hope to never share a prison cell with you guys!
[QUOTE=ilikeminifridge;28060676]Every single one involves "putting/jabbing/sticking x down/through your urethra". I hope to never share a prison cell with you guys![/QUOTE]
Its ok bro you can share one with me, Im only interested in Uranus.
Rosie O'donnell :ohdear:
Apparently, urethral intercourse actually exists.
I'd say, getting it from a big black man in the urethra.
Also, getting your nads run over slowly by a moped. Imagine the popping sounds, and the building pressure, as well as the body-numbing pain.
O god I think my dick just disappeared.
this thread gave me an anal evacuation
A small drill into your urethra.
[editline]19th February 2011[/editline]
Hanging between two cars on a highway going 150km/h with your dick touching the road.
Penis-Accupuncture.
With porcupine-needles.
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;27871036]This thread is full of pussies. Apparently the equivalent of pregnancy for men is passing a kidney stone the size of a watermelon. [b]IMAGINE.[/B][/QUOTE]
But kids aren't the sized of watermelons
This thread gave me a boner.
Reverse Urination.
With help from a tube and a 50psi pump.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;28145480]Penis-Accupuncture.
With porcupine-needles.[/QUOTE]
That sounds really awesome.
fapping with sandpaper hands dipped in lemon juice and vinegar then covered in glass and salt :byodood:
Does anyone else's stomach feel queasy?
Just watched the "Mr Garrisons fancy new vagina" episode of south park again.
Go watch the beginning of it.
My cock and balls just retreated into my stomach.
[QUOTE=Chrisl;28177595]My cock and balls just retreated into my stomach.[/QUOTE]
That's what they do in the operation, turn your dick inside out.
Sticking your dick into a hard-drive, then turning your computer on :D
Alright your crotch area is on FIRE, The only way to put it out is to have your friend stomp on it with his NEEDLE BOTTOM-CLETES
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;28198560]Alright your crotch area is on FIRE, Teh only way to put it out is to have your friend stomp on it with his NEEDLE BOTTOM-CLETES[/QUOTE]
Man thats happend WAY too many times to me.
I'd let it burn
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;28198560]Alright your crotch area is on FIRE, The only way to put it out is to have your friend stomp on it with his NEEDLE BOTTOM-CLETES[/QUOTE]
If it's only burning my penis, then it'll be starved of fuel.
:smug:... Wait.
Zombies. not the Flesh Craving Zombies... but Dick craving Zombies. Use your imagination.
Imagine a torture device, shaped like a tube, like this:
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/xepjec.jpg[/IMG]
Imagine it being closed around your dick and being heated up like a frying pan, until it's glowing red :byodood:
My penis says this ain't healthy[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/saddowns.gif[/img]