• Go on Omegle and use this copypaste.
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[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Quickly ctrl+v this with every conversation and post results. Edit: Due to people not knowing what a BOT is, I will say now that if you get the thing saying "kewl, yah same, my roomate wants the computer, etc.", it is a BOT.
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Fuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: sex offender? You: what? Stranger: are you a sex offender? You: ... You: yes im registered why? Stranger: ok i was jw b/c omegle says u are... lol You: oh shit You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[QUOTE]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hey baby Stranger: umm hey dude You: How are you... Hmmmm?!?! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] :saddowns: [QUOTE]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hey babe Stranger: haha hey sexy You: Asl? ;) Stranger: guy 16 arizona You: I like to rub cocks on my tits. You: ;) Stranger: haah rely Stranger: thats cool You: Sometimes I like to get my cock out and put it on the male's face, too. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] That one made me lol. :v:
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Your conversational partner has disconnected. What the...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi Stranger: so you're a sex offender? You: What? Stranger: well, i just got this message You: huh? Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: o shit You have disconnected. [editline]09:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ryzo;18666739]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: sex offender? You: what? Stranger: are you a sex offender? You: ... You: yes im registered why? Stranger: ok i was jw b/c omegle says u are... lol You: oh shit You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/QUOTE] :argh:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: ninjew You: what? Stranger: ninjew? Stranger: ninjew? Stranger: im going to sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you You: great that's a fetish of mine You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. :ohdear: [editline]08:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;18666768] :argh:[/QUOTE] :confused:
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18666814] [editline]08:41PM[/editline] :confused:[/QUOTE] You said the exact same thing as me, almost
Lol oh yeah
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hey You: hows it goin baby Stranger: hi You: you ever heard of a rimjob? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: wow. You: 0.o Stranger: gg You: you from facepunch? Stranger: no You: oh Stranger: im from ebaumsworld Stranger: now fuck off nigger Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. HOLY SHIT!!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: FUCK Stranger: lol You: bye :) Stranger: you from facepunch? You: yeah Stranger: me too! Stranger: name? You: ShitStorm Stranger: :O Stranger: its ryzo C: Stranger: *ryzo You: Cool, Stranger: ill post in thread you too You: This? Stranger: ya You: k
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: FUCK You: lol Stranger: bye :) You: you from facepunch? Stranger: yeah You: me too! You: name? Stranger: ShitStorm You: :O You: its ryzo C: You: *ryzo Stranger: Cool, You: ill post in thread you too Stranger: This? You: ya Stranger: k Ohai shitstorm
Oh god. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: do you know the dennis system You: that library thing? Stranger: idk its from a show Stranger: but im trying to find out Stranger: haha You: lol You: u know what a rim job is? Stranger: something with a penis probsssss You: lol You: yep Stranger: good luck getting one
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: pedo You: what? Stranger: ur a pedo I think I'm a pedo [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ohdear.png[/img]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: Hi ! You: Where do u live? You: Near middle park? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol i say i live in New York and we should meet in middle park..
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: are u a horny girl with msn and webcam? You: oh yes. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Well that worked well...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Whatcha doin Stranger: nothing You: Whats your name Stranger: asl? You: 48/TN/M Stranger: 49f us You: eww You: GIRLS ARE GROSS You have disconnected. [editline]04:31PM[/editline] I made up da ASL
Oh lordxD You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi You: asl You: asl? Stranger: are you a registered sex offender You: what? You: no? Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: how old are you? Stranger: 15 Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: you sound sexy Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: pervert You: don't mind that Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: im a gut Stranger: guy Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: en gutt? And then he disconnected :frown: The last: translation: a boy? I thought he was norwegian because of a typo^^ [editline]10:24PM[/editline] What is this, I don't even You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi, how are you? You: hi You: asl? You: i'm good Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was so good XD You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: 19/m/usa You: cool You: 20/f/usa Stranger: Cool You: where do you live Stranger: whats going on? Stranger: usa You: which state Stranger: ny You: me too! Stranger: really? You: in NYC? Stranger: nope You: ahh You: where Stranger: woodbury You: ok You: do you plan on coming to NYC anytime soon? Stranger: tomorrow You: cool You: wanna meet? Stranger: well i'd like to see what you look like first Stranger: msn yahoo or aim/ You: sec You: i'll show you my facebook pic Stranger: ok Stranger: you dont have msn yahoo or aim? You: [url]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bRePZEpbkgM7KM:http://tkfiles.storage.live.com/y1pNsQfEUqvIdC2buwwuSP4hmC79uhZFUF5sX4jQpFRR3fHgukgROgkMXUccMJfmYvjgmW0PZagaNI[/url] You: no You: will you be in queens? Stranger: no You: where Stranger: wanna know something You: yes Stranger: when we connected guess what popped up Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: ? You: damn Stranger: mhm Stranger: So are you the man? You: i don't admit to anything You: well are you in to guys? Stranger: well i'll make sure i'll report this to the police and yes i just hacked your system You: ok Stranger: im a hacker You: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS You: enjoy your penises Damn I bursted with laughter when he copied me the message I sent him.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;18668775] What is this, I don't even You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi, how are you? You: hi You: asl? You: i'm good Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] That's a bot, my friend. [editline]11:56PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: Hi. You: hi Stranger: Lol, nice warning. =P You: huh? Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: um You: how did you know I was registered Stranger: The warning... You: where did you get that Stranger: The top of the page... I know you put it there, pretty clever though. =P You: DAMMIT You: ABORT You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: ok ...fvvvvvvvvvfvfvfvsdfvsfdv
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;18668775] What is this, I don't even You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi, how are you? You: hi You: asl? You: i'm good Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I've got that same person, just now. What the hell?
You:[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: I deep throat horses. Stranger: m or f? You: f Stranger: male and wow You: I know. You: :3 Stranger: lol Stranger: age? You: 24 Stranger: im 17, dont leave cuz of my age plz ): You: Are you a horse? Stranger: No, but i have a dick, and so do horses, theres something in common You: Would you ever feel comfortable wearing a saddle? You: Or neying? Stranger: sure? You: I'd be more like doing a pony compared to a horse's size, but still... You: ;) Stranger: ;) yea You: It's so good.... You: Horses are so satisfying. You: You should try it. Stranger: no im ok You: :( Stranger: Sorry ): You: Ever seen a dead horse? Stranger: yea.. Stranger: one of mine :\ i have horses You: The penis stays flaccid if you kill it at the right time. Stranger: okay? You: You can go for hours without it shooting its load. Stranger: wow, thats nice? You: It's better than a living thing. You: I like things... still. Stranger: lol You: Only time I ever felt anything real for people was this one time in the morgue. You: I was in the hospital visiting Keith, he had been skydiving with a home made parachute. You: Well, I made it for him. You: But I went into the wrong room. You: It was like Christmas. Stranger: ? You: Everywhere, and the Mortician was out. You: Rigor mortis had set in. You: Even when he found me, he didn't know about the souvenir I cut off.
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Dammit
Stranger: hello You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: yep Your conversational partner has disconnected. people those days
[QUOTE=Drasnus;18670832]You:[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: I deep throat horses. Stranger: m or f? You: f Stranger: male and wow You: I know. You: :3 Stranger: lol Stranger: age? You: 24 Stranger: im 17, dont leave cuz of my age plz ): You: Are you a horse? Stranger: No, but i have a dick, and so do horses, theres something in common You: Would you ever feel comfortable wearing a saddle? You: Or neying? Stranger: sure? You: I'd be more like doing a pony compared to a horse's size, but still... You: ;) Stranger: ;) yea You: It's so good.... You: Horses are so satisfying. You: You should try it. Stranger: no im ok You: :( Stranger: Sorry ): You: Ever seen a dead horse? Stranger: yea.. Stranger: one of mine :\ i have horses You: The penis stays flaccid if you kill it at the right time. Stranger: okay? You: You can go for hours without it shooting its load. Stranger: wow, thats nice? You: It's better than a living thing. You: I like things... still. Stranger: lol You: Only time I ever felt anything real for people was this one time in the morgue. You: I was in the hospital visiting Keith, he had been skydiving with a home made parachute. You: Well, I made it for him. You: But I went into the wrong room. You: It was like Christmas. Stranger: ? You: Everywhere, and the Mortician was out. You: Rigor mortis had set in. You: Even when he found me, he didn't know about the souvenir I cut off.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hello Stranger: oh /b/rother Stranger: this is chris hansen Stranger: get the fuck out of this house Your conversational partner has disconnected. What?
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle is ordered by law to tell you that this IP has been traced to a sex offender. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: LOL You: fuck You: Facepunch? Stranger: haha failed for both of us You: Yeah Stranger: good try though, yours is more thought up You: Yeah Stranger: and legit You: It's from the new thread Stranger: bombin, ithink ill use that You: Go ahead[/quote] lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hello Stranger: hi You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: So You: kid You: want candy? \ Stranger: HELL YEAH You: open yo mouth and get on yo knees Stranger: waiyt Stranger: wait You: and close dem eyes Stranger: ok Stranger: gimmy You: you get some good candy You: gummy Stranger: go ahead You: ... You: :3 You have disconnected.
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