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Quickly ctrl+v this with every conversation and post results.
Edit:
Due to people not knowing what a BOT is, I will say now that if you get the thing saying "kewl, yah same, my roomate wants the computer, etc.", it is a BOT.
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Fuck
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: sex offender?
You: what?
Stranger: are you a sex offender?
You: ...
You: yes im registered why?
Stranger: ok i was jw b/c omegle says u are... lol
You: oh shit
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[QUOTE]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hey baby
Stranger: umm hey dude
You: How are you... Hmmmm?!?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hey babe
Stranger: haha hey sexy
You: Asl? ;)
Stranger: guy 16 arizona
You: I like to rub cocks on my tits.
You: ;)
Stranger: haah rely
Stranger: thats cool
You: Sometimes I like to get my cock out and put it on the male's face, too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
That one made me lol. :v:
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What the...
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so you're a sex offender?
You: What?
Stranger: well, i just got this message
You: huh?
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: o shit
You have disconnected.
[editline]09:38PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18666739]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: sex offender?
You: what?
Stranger: are you a sex offender?
You: ...
You: yes im registered why?
Stranger: ok i was jw b/c omegle says u are... lol
You: oh shit
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/QUOTE]
:argh:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: ninjew
You: what?
Stranger: ninjew?
Stranger: ninjew?
Stranger: im going to sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you
You: great that's a fetish of mine
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:ohdear:
[editline]08:41PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;18666768]
:argh:[/QUOTE]
:confused:
[QUOTE=Ryzo;18666814]
[editline]08:41PM[/editline]
:confused:[/QUOTE]
You said the exact same thing as me, almost
Lol oh yeah
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
You: hows it goin baby
Stranger: hi
You: you ever heard of a rimjob?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: wow.
You: 0.o
Stranger: gg
You: you from facepunch?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: im from ebaumsworld
Stranger: now fuck off nigger
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HOLY SHIT!!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: FUCK
Stranger: lol
You: bye :)
Stranger: you from facepunch?
You: yeah
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: name?
You: ShitStorm
Stranger: :O
Stranger: its ryzo C:
Stranger: *ryzo
You: Cool,
Stranger: ill post in thread you too
You: This?
Stranger: ya
You: k
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: FUCK
You: lol
Stranger: bye :)
You: you from facepunch?
Stranger: yeah
You: me too!
You: name?
Stranger: ShitStorm
You: :O
You: its ryzo C:
You: *ryzo
Stranger: Cool,
You: ill post in thread you too
Stranger: This?
You: ya
Stranger: k
Ohai shitstorm
Oh god.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: do you know the dennis system
You: that library thing?
Stranger: idk its from a show
Stranger: but im trying to find out
Stranger: haha
You: lol
You: u know what a rim job is?
Stranger: something with a penis probsssss
You: lol
You: yep
Stranger: good luck getting one
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: pedo
You: what?
Stranger: ur a pedo
I think I'm a pedo [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ohdear.png[/img]
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: Hi !
You: Where do u live?
You: Near middle park?
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Lol i say i live in New York and we should meet in middle park..
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: are u a horny girl with msn and webcam?
You: oh yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Well that worked well...
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Whatcha doin
Stranger: nothing
You: Whats your name
Stranger: asl?
You: 48/TN/M
Stranger: 49f us
You: eww
You: GIRLS ARE GROSS
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[editline]04:31PM[/editline]
I made up da ASL
Oh lordxD
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
You: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: are you a registered sex offender
You: what?
You: no?
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15
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You: you sound sexy
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Stranger: pervert
You: don't mind that
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: im a gut
Stranger: guy
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Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: en gutt?
And then he disconnected :frown:
The last: translation: a boy?
I thought he was norwegian because of a typo^^
[editline]10:24PM[/editline]
What is this, I don't even
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: hi
You: asl?
You: i'm good
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was so good XD
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19/m/usa
You: cool
You: 20/f/usa
Stranger: Cool
You: where do you live
Stranger: whats going on?
Stranger: usa
You: which state
Stranger: ny
You: me too!
Stranger: really?
You: in NYC?
Stranger: nope
You: ahh
You: where
Stranger: woodbury
You: ok
You: do you plan on coming to NYC anytime soon?
Stranger: tomorrow
You: cool
You: wanna meet?
Stranger: well i'd like to see what you look like first
Stranger: msn yahoo or aim/
You: sec
You: i'll show you my facebook pic
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you dont have msn yahoo or aim?
You: [url]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bRePZEpbkgM7KM:http://tkfiles.storage.live.com/y1pNsQfEUqvIdC2buwwuSP4hmC79uhZFUF5sX4jQpFRR3fHgukgROgkMXUccMJfmYvjgmW0PZagaNI[/url]
You: no
You: will you be in queens?
Stranger: no
You: where
Stranger: wanna know something
You: yes
Stranger: when we connected guess what popped up
Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: ?
You: damn
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: So are you the man?
You: i don't admit to anything
You: well are you in to guys?
Stranger: well i'll make sure i'll report this to the police and yes i just hacked your system
You: ok
Stranger: im a hacker
You: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
You: enjoy your penises
Damn I bursted with laughter when he copied me the message I sent him.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;18668775]
What is this, I don't even
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: hi
You: asl?
You: i'm good
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
That's a bot, my friend.
[editline]11:56PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: Hi.
You: hi
Stranger: Lol, nice warning. =P
You: huh?
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: um
You: how did you know I was registered
Stranger: The warning...
You: where did you get that
Stranger: The top of the page... I know you put it there, pretty clever though. =P
You: DAMMIT
You: ABORT
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: ok
...fvvvvvvvvvfvfvfvsdfvsfdv
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;18668775]
What is this, I don't even
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: hi
You: asl?
You: i'm good
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I've got that same person, just now. What the hell?
You:[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: I deep throat horses.
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: male and wow
You: I know.
You: :3
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age?
You: 24
Stranger: im 17, dont leave cuz of my age plz ):
You: Are you a horse?
Stranger: No, but i have a dick, and so do horses, theres something in common
You: Would you ever feel comfortable wearing a saddle?
You: Or neying?
Stranger: sure?
You: I'd be more like doing a pony compared to a horse's size, but still...
You: ;)
Stranger: ;) yea
You: It's so good....
You: Horses are so satisfying.
You: You should try it.
Stranger: no im ok
You: :(
Stranger: Sorry ):
You: Ever seen a dead horse?
Stranger: yea..
Stranger: one of mine :\ i have horses
You: The penis stays flaccid if you kill it at the right time.
Stranger: okay?
You: You can go for hours without it shooting its load.
Stranger: wow, thats nice?
You: It's better than a living thing.
You: I like things... still.
Stranger: lol
You: Only time I ever felt anything real for people was this one time in the morgue.
You: I was in the hospital visiting Keith, he had been skydiving with a home made parachute.
You: Well, I made it for him.
You: But I went into the wrong room.
You: It was like Christmas.
Stranger: ?
You: Everywhere, and the Mortician was out.
You: Rigor mortis had set in.
You: Even when he found me, he didn't know about the souvenir I cut off.
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Dammit
Stranger: hello
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
people those days
[QUOTE=Drasnus;18670832]You:[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: I deep throat horses.
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: male and wow
You: I know.
You: :3
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age?
You: 24
Stranger: im 17, dont leave cuz of my age plz ):
You: Are you a horse?
Stranger: No, but i have a dick, and so do horses, theres something in common
You: Would you ever feel comfortable wearing a saddle?
You: Or neying?
Stranger: sure?
You: I'd be more like doing a pony compared to a horse's size, but still...
You: ;)
Stranger: ;) yea
You: It's so good....
You: Horses are so satisfying.
You: You should try it.
Stranger: no im ok
You: :(
Stranger: Sorry ):
You: Ever seen a dead horse?
Stranger: yea..
Stranger: one of mine :\ i have horses
You: The penis stays flaccid if you kill it at the right time.
Stranger: okay?
You: You can go for hours without it shooting its load.
Stranger: wow, thats nice?
You: It's better than a living thing.
You: I like things... still.
Stranger: lol
You: Only time I ever felt anything real for people was this one time in the morgue.
You: I was in the hospital visiting Keith, he had been skydiving with a home made parachute.
You: Well, I made it for him.
You: But I went into the wrong room.
You: It was like Christmas.
Stranger: ?
You: Everywhere, and the Mortician was out.
You: Rigor mortis had set in.
You: Even when he found me, he didn't know about the souvenir I cut off.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hello
Stranger: oh /b/rother
Stranger: this is chris hansen
Stranger: get the fuck out of this house
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What?
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle is ordered by law to tell you that this IP has been traced to a sex offender. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: LOL
You: fuck
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: haha failed for both of us
You: Yeah
Stranger: good try though, yours is more thought up
You: Yeah
Stranger: and legit
You: It's from the new thread
Stranger: bombin, ithink ill use that
You: Go ahead[/quote]
lol
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Stranger: hi
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: So
You: kid
You: want candy?
\
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: open yo mouth and get on yo knees
Stranger: waiyt
Stranger: wait
You: and close dem eyes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gimmy
You: you get some good candy
You: gummy
Stranger: go ahead
You: ...
You: :3
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