You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hey
You: What's up?
You: ...
Stranger: sorry
You: What is the matter?
Stranger: it sent me an email before you started typing that you were linked to a registered sex offender
Stranger: whats that about
You: What?
Stranger: i will show you
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Fuckin' government
Stranger: haha i really hope your kidding
You: Forget rights of peopl
You: Stupid constitution, bullshit government.
Stranger: so why are you a registered sex offender
You: Hey, that's my buisness...Unless you want to get involved
Stranger: totally want to get involved but i gotta know the details
You: It depends, what details?
Stranger: how does omegle know your a registered sex offender and what did you do to become a registered sex offender
You: Well according to what you said the FBI traced my IP and alerted Omegle
You: Oh, and small children, it's awwwwwwwwright
Stranger: wait what
You: What?
Stranger: like how small are we talking
Stranger: and how old are you
You: 38...maybe
You: small=12-lower
Stranger: ok sorry thats a little creeepy
You: How is that creepy?
You: If you're creeped out, leave then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:smug:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: woops
Stranger: Lol
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: There we go
You: failed
Stranger: Haha
You: >_<
Stranger: Yeah ive seen that before
You: yea
You: its from a forum
You: we are posting results
You: not 4chan tho. 4chan sucks
You: it is facepunch
Stranger: Nope, ive talked to like 5 sex offenders on this
You: lol
You: it is a copy paste
Stranger: its pretty funny
You: I scared someone already
Stranger: No it says it in all grey
Stranger: Like the "Looking for a stranger"
Stranger: thing
Stranger: at the top
You: weird..
You have disconnected.
Wait, this really exist?
[editline]07:15PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: A wild ABRA appeared!
You: Yea.
Stranger: *internet high five*
You: to copy pasters in one.
You: :D
You: What forum you from?
Stranger: /b/
You: Oh, 4chan?
You: I am from facepunch.
You: Another forum
Stranger: may i suggest /b/ for all your trolling desires
Stranger: until next time anon
Stranger: THE GAME
Stranger: :)
You: bye
You have disconnected.
Stranger: smoke weed?
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: no
You: xD
Stranger: why don't you smoke weed?
You: because im too cool for that >:P
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: please smoke a blunt for me
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: you can put it on my penis
Stranger: so smoking would be like sucking my dick
You: lol
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: please suck my dick
You: no
Stranger: i'm so horny
Stranger: please lick my anus
You: HELL NO
Stranger: please take my poopies and taste them
You: go to hell
Zomg
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey i am looking for girl with msn and cam
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: i am a girl
You: with a cam
Stranger: ok give me your email
You: no
You: i only give it to little kids
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 18m
You: you need to be 4
Stranger: ok i am 4
You: fuck you sick kid
You: gtfo off the internet
You have disconnected.
I'm damn near crying, this thread is made of awesome.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: 16f
Stranger: you?
You have disconnected.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: asl?
You: .
You: .
You: .
You: .
You: .
Stranger: 18 f
You have disconnected.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i pussied out :(
People are just fucking [i]weird[/i], [i]maaan[/i]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hi /b/ro
You: no. I'm not a /b/tard
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes you are
You: You wish
Stranger: troll
You: imp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bah.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi :3
Stranger: omg, you're linked to a sex offender?
You: what?
You: What no? Why are you saying that?
Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: I am..
You: What's that? Oo
Stranger: my husband raped a nine year old boy after streaking at a football game.
You: Damn >_<
Stranger: JK
You: ;D
Stranger: someone said that to me yesterday on here..
Stranger: :(
You: Could be though :P
You: I didn't say it.. It does that by itself.. Was probably me you met :/
You: I'm following you Karen.
Stranger: I noticed
Stranger: please stop, it scares me
Stranger: you're not getting the kids.
You: Touch your tummy with a fish!!!
Stranger: or the house!
You: But.. But I want it :(
Stranger: NO
Stranger: you et the do
Stranger: g
You: But the dog is a bad fuck+
You: *?
Stranger: go live on the streets, i can't deal with you anymore. LEAVE MY FUCKING HOUSE. I saw the used condoms, those were NOT mine. I know you're been sleeping with george. so just. LEAVE
You: actually I was sleeping with your brother.. And sister at the same time.. Sorry :/
Stranger: you dumb slut
Stranger: i can't deal with you anymore
[/QUOTE]
O_O
Stranger: hi 22 male and looking for a girl with cam ;)
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: :O
You: im no girl xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
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Stranger: ㅇ
Stranger: ㅎ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅇㅎ
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Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅇㅎㅎㅇㅇㅎ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇㅇㅎ
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Stranger: ㅇㅎ
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Stranger: ㅎㅇ
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Stranger: ㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wat
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hello
You: good
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wtf just happened.
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Good, and you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
son of a bitch.
EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I DO THIS.
:c
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;18671380]Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Good, and you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]
Ahahaha, epic.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;18671380]Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Good, and you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck, read the post before yours.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: hows stuff
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
You: one second
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
[editline]07:39PM[/editline]
what is this blasphamy
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: sup?
Stranger: fine
You: wanna... meet somewhere?
Stranger: no
You: why?
You: I have candy.
Stranger: waw
Stranger: i like candy
You: iknorite
Stranger: what>
You: at 1 AM there will be a blue van at the corner of the park.
You: bring money.
Stranger: waw
You: the password is "cheesey", write it on a piece of paper and slip it through the window when you get there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Might have been a troll though.
He didn't give a shit >:(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhii
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: suppp
You: not much
Stranger: w3rd lets be friends
You: cool
Stranger: how old you be
You: um
You: how old are you
Stranger: 17
You: cool
You: i'm 40
Stranger: you could date my mom
You: but what about you?
Stranger: i'm a boy
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hello
Stranger: SEX OFFENDER^
You: what
You: thats stupid
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: what the fuck
You: oh shit there onto me
You: u
You: um
You: this never happend
You: okay
You: OKAY?
Stranger: who did you have sex with lol just curois
You: twenty year olds
You: TWENTY
You: YEAR
You: OLDS
You: 20 of them
Stranger: wtf that doesnt make sense
You: dont tell :c
Stranger: bye
You: nono
You: please
You: dont tell them
You: okay
Stranger: im calling the police i have your ip adress
You: NOONONONO
You: shit im out
You: peace
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hello
Stranger: this is the message i just got. are you a fucking sex offender? "WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]"
You: What.
You: FUCK
Stranger: dude seriously?
You: Yeah...
You: Um...
You: Sorry about this.
You: Looks like I can't use Omegle anymore.
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: what the hell did you do?
You: Um...
You: You really don't want to know, sorry
Stranger: Why are you trying to talk to people, even after what you did? I mean, is it something you really can't help?
You: It's just so thrilling
You: I really need to stop.
You: But i can't.
Stranger: Yeah man, you should go see somebody about this.
You: Nobody will love me.
Stranger: ....you're not gonna find love online buddy.
You: But they'll think I'm ugly
You: they always do
Stranger: ....perhaps you're going for the wrong kind of person.
You: I can't it if I'm turned on by fooling people into thinking I'm a woman.
Stranger: get a sex change.
You: I can't afford it...
You: I've always wanted to
Stranger: go in drag
Stranger: there are dudes who love that shit
You: Yeah, um...
You: I was fooling women.
Stranger: oh, well there has to be women who are into men, who dress like women.
Stranger: i mean- i've heard stanger things.
You: Not me, I'm a monster.
You: I hate my life.
Stranger: dude how old are you?
You: You don't need to know. Old.
You: Too old.
Stranger: You should go talk to a counselor. Since your a registerd SO, you have resources available to you.
You: I should, I really should.
Stranger: do it right now then.
You: I'll try
Stranger: you have to be kind of surprised that i'm even talking to you- muchless not being a complete asshole and telling you to fuck off and die- i'm telling you to get help instead.
You: Yes, thank you. And sorry.
Stranger: no problem man, just go talk to someone. call now.
You: I will, thank you.
Stranger: are you really going to, or are you just saying yes so i'll get off your back about it?
Stranger: because its really important.
You: I need to, I can't keep being such a pervert...
Stranger: then GOOO call. do it. right now.
Stranger: right this very second.
You: I'll get off this
Stranger: alright. well good luck. hope they can help you deal with this stuff.
You: Thank you again. Bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Most unexpected shit in history. Somebody will tell of how they helped a sex offender recover and get help, somebody will feel like they've been the nicest person in the world.
And I will be here, laughing. :emo:
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: so you're the stranger
Stranger: can you see the message?
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
You: 'what up
Stranger: so are you actually a sex offendor or is that a joke?
You: what u mean
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: fuck
You have disconnected.
Not really following the thread, but I found this funny.
[quote]Stranger: hey
Stranger: :)
You: darp pap derp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
On the thread;
[quote]You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: sup?
Stranger: Hey f 18 usa. You?
Stranger: Here first check out my pic and see if you like
You: uhh
Stranger: [url]http://*********com/ylr7wza[/url]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
someone else look at it. what the fuck garry.
it was tiny url
[quote]You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: lol k
You: whats up?
Stranger: YOUR PENIS
You: it is actually
Stranger: is that what's poking me?
You: maybe.
Stranger: oh. oh my. i'm a bit uncomfortable now
You: tomorrow night will be a full moon, and the nearest park, climb up the tree and shine a laserpointer at the largest crater.
You: I will pull up shortly in a blue van
You: bring money.
Stranger: sounds like fun! are we gonna play xbox 360?
You: uhh, yes
You: fun on a bun
You: mmmm, buns
Stranger: yay. should i bring my friends to play with us?
You: the more the gayer!
You: oh wait, is that merrier?
Stranger: no, no. gayer seems about right for you
You: yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Stars dont work silly :)
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: I'm guessing ur female
You: uhhhh how did you know?
Stranger: The sex offender thing
You: what?
You: what are you talking about?
Stranger: Web we startig talkin there was this thing about sexual offenders
You: huh... I didn't get that..
Stranger: O well wats up
You: playin with mah dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Not bad for a first attempt.
Didn't use the copy pasta 'cause all my results were boring... but this is the best one I got.
Pics are NSFW
You: oh god, my nipples are so erect
Stranger: :|
You: HUEG NIPPLES
Stranger: so are mine
Stranger: cold?
You: aroused
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: f>?
You: want a pic?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: age
You: [url]http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/huge-nipples+-106-13.jpg[/url]
You: 233
You: 23
You: *
Stranger: thats so sexy
Stranger: i want to suck your obese nipples
You: keep talkin dirty you nasty boy
You: ill climax any second
Stranger: got anymore pix?
You: yeah
Stranger: may i see
You: ok
You: [url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Bowk3r/huge-nipples.jpg[/url]
You: thats me as a teen
You: 13 or 14
Stranger: :S
Stranger: dude
Stranger: go fuck yourself xD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: heyy ;)
Stranger: what up
You: nothin much, baby
Stranger: that sounds cool
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: h
Stranger: ?
You: hemaphrodite
You: but i choose to be a woman ;)
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats straight
You: so i got some candy here.....
Stranger: thats cool?
Stranger: haha
You: want some?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what kind you got?
You: all kinds
Stranger: such as?
You: well you can see if you come to my van at the corner of poplar street
You: the password is cheesy
Stranger: where is this street?
You: in imaginationland ;)
Stranger: i see..
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: "cheesy"
You: just open your mouth, get on your knees, and close your eyes
You: you'll get the best candy youve ever tasted ;)
Stranger: oh yes..
Stranger: :D
You: ITS COCK
You: OH GOD
You: ITS EVERYWHERE
You: PLEASE
Stranger: i love sucking it
You: PUT ON THIS SPIDERMAN MASK
Stranger: OKAY
You: OH GOD
You: THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER
You: so i got a puppy in here.....
Stranger: what kind?
You: the cute kind
You: ignore any crusty white stuff around its crotch
You: its
You: dogmilk
Stranger: yumm
You: i bet you have a boner right now, dont you, you sick fuck
Stranger: yup
Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: so i herd u liek hank hill
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: that internet predator, i tell you hwut
Stranger: what
You: ALAS
You: I CAME IN YOUR APPLE JUICE
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Stranger: m here
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: m here
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: sup 4chan
You: what?
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[editline]07:03PM[/editline]
Im scared
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Stranger: HELLOO!! =D
You: hi
Stranger: my names Amanda!
Stranger: its nice to meet you!
Stranger: =D
You: why so excited?
Stranger: im just a very hyper person :3
You: lol me too :3
Stranger: LOLS AWESOMEE!! =D
Stranger: whatschuur name?
Stranger: =D
You: Frank, or freddy
You: whichever :)
Stranger: *wavies* well, its nice to meetcha, freddy! =D
Stranger: laahhhlaahhh! whatchuu doing right now? =D
You: uuuhh
You: nothing really
Stranger: thats cool :3
Stranger: same here, rly T^T im trynig to avoid the eviltastical homework D=
Stranger: ITS OUT TO GET ME T^T >.<
You: oh.. HW sux
Stranger: I KNOOWW!!! TT^TT
Stranger: do you get alot of hw? O=
You: yea I have to go do it:(
Stranger: awwhhh D= samesame. i have like. 5 essays.
Stranger: FIIVVEE!!!
You: owch
Stranger: yeah D':
Stranger: but OHWELL! =D
You: well i best be gettin to it
Stranger: i'll do them eventually D=
Stranger: and OOKKKKK!!!
Stranger: BYEBYEBYE FREDDIEBUDDYY!! =D it was SUPER nice meeting you!
Stranger: =D
You: lol same
Stranger: *wavies alot*
Stranger: byebyeee!! =DDD
Stranger: :D
You: byeee
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She wouldn't. shut. up!!!
whats the emote for the one bashing his head against a brick wall again?
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Stranger: hwo old r u
You: tan(1.51204050408)
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Bitch can't math.
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