• Go on Omegle and use this copypaste.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hey You: What's up? You: ... Stranger: sorry You: What is the matter? Stranger: it sent me an email before you started typing that you were linked to a registered sex offender Stranger: whats that about You: What? Stranger: i will show you Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Fuckin' government Stranger: haha i really hope your kidding You: Forget rights of peopl You: Stupid constitution, bullshit government. Stranger: so why are you a registered sex offender You: Hey, that's my buisness...Unless you want to get involved Stranger: totally want to get involved but i gotta know the details You: It depends, what details? Stranger: how does omegle know your a registered sex offender and what did you do to become a registered sex offender You: Well according to what you said the FBI traced my IP and alerted Omegle You: Oh, and small children, it's awwwwwwwwright Stranger: wait what You: What? Stranger: like how small are we talking Stranger: and how old are you You: 38...maybe You: small=12-lower Stranger: ok sorry thats a little creeepy You: How is that creepy? You: If you're creeped out, leave then. Your conversational partner has disconnected. :smug:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:12PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: woops Stranger: Lol You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: There we go You: failed Stranger: Haha You: >_< Stranger: Yeah ive seen that before You: yea You: its from a forum You: we are posting results You: not 4chan tho. 4chan sucks You: it is facepunch Stranger: Nope, ive talked to like 5 sex offenders on this You: lol You: it is a copy paste Stranger: its pretty funny You: I scared someone already Stranger: No it says it in all grey Stranger: Like the "Looking for a stranger" Stranger: thing Stranger: at the top You: weird.. You have disconnected. Wait, this really exist? [editline]07:15PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: A wild ABRA appeared! You: Yea. Stranger: *internet high five* You: to copy pasters in one. You: :D You: What forum you from? Stranger: /b/ You: Oh, 4chan? You: I am from facepunch. You: Another forum Stranger: may i suggest /b/ for all your trolling desires Stranger: until next time anon Stranger: THE GAME Stranger: :) You: bye You have disconnected.
Stranger: smoke weed? You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: no You: xD Stranger: why don't you smoke weed? You: because im too cool for that >:P You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: please smoke a blunt for me You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: you can put it on my penis Stranger: so smoking would be like sucking my dick You: lol You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: please suck my dick You: no Stranger: i'm so horny Stranger: please lick my anus You: HELL NO Stranger: please take my poopies and taste them You: go to hell Zomg
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey i am looking for girl with msn and cam You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: i am a girl You: with a cam Stranger: ok give me your email You: no You: i only give it to little kids Stranger: ok Stranger: 18m You: you need to be 4 Stranger: ok i am 4 You: fuck you sick kid You: gtfo off the internet You have disconnected.
I'm damn near crying, this thread is made of awesome. You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: what's up? You: nothing You: asl You: ? Stranger: 16f Stranger: you? You have disconnected. You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: asl? You: . You: . You: . You: . You: . Stranger: 18 f You have disconnected. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i pussied out :( People are just fucking [i]weird[/i], [i]maaan[/i]
You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: hi /b/ro You: no. I'm not a /b/tard Stranger: yes Stranger: yes you are You: You wish Stranger: troll You: imp Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bah.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi :3 Stranger: omg, you're linked to a sex offender? You: what? You: What no? Why are you saying that? Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: I am.. You: What's that? Oo Stranger: my husband raped a nine year old boy after streaking at a football game. You: Damn >_< Stranger: JK You: ;D Stranger: someone said that to me yesterday on here.. Stranger: :( You: Could be though :P You: I didn't say it.. It does that by itself.. Was probably me you met :/ You: I'm following you Karen. Stranger: I noticed Stranger: please stop, it scares me Stranger: you're not getting the kids. You: Touch your tummy with a fish!!! Stranger: or the house! You: But.. But I want it :( Stranger: NO Stranger: you et the do Stranger: g You: But the dog is a bad fuck+ You: *? Stranger: go live on the streets, i can't deal with you anymore. LEAVE MY FUCKING HOUSE. I saw the used condoms, those were NOT mine. I know you're been sleeping with george. so just. LEAVE You: actually I was sleeping with your brother.. And sister at the same time.. Sorry :/ Stranger: you dumb slut Stranger: i can't deal with you anymore [/QUOTE] O_O
Stranger: hi 22 male and looking for a girl with cam ;) You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: :O You: im no girl xD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: &#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615; Stranger: &#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622;&#12622;&#12615;&#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615;&#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622;&#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615;&#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615;&#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615;&#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615;&#12622; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Stranger: &#12615; Stranger: &#12622;&#12615; Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wat
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, how are you? You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hello You: good Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wtf just happened.
Stranger: hi, how are you? You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Good, and you? Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. son of a bitch.
EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I DO THIS. :c
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;18671380]Stranger: hi, how are you? You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Good, and you? Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. son of a bitch.[/QUOTE] Ahahaha, epic.
You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;18671380]Stranger: hi, how are you? You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Good, and you? Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. son of a bitch.[/QUOTE] What the fuck, read the post before yours.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: hi, how are you? You: good You: you? Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: hows stuff Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? You: one second Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) [editline]07:39PM[/editline] what is this blasphamy
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: sup? Stranger: fine You: wanna... meet somewhere? Stranger: no You: why? You: I have candy. Stranger: waw Stranger: i like candy You: iknorite Stranger: what> You: at 1 AM there will be a blue van at the corner of the park. You: bring money. Stranger: waw You: the password is "cheesey", write it on a piece of paper and slip it through the window when you get there. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Might have been a troll though.
He didn't give a shit >:( You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hhii You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: suppp You: not much Stranger: w3rd lets be friends You: cool Stranger: how old you be You: um You: how old are you Stranger: 17 You: cool You: i'm 40 Stranger: you could date my mom You: but what about you? Stranger: i'm a boy
You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hello Stranger: SEX OFFENDER^ You: what You: thats stupid Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: what the fuck You: oh shit there onto me You: u You: um You: this never happend You: okay You: OKAY? Stranger: who did you have sex with lol just curois You: twenty year olds You: TWENTY You: YEAR You: OLDS You: 20 of them Stranger: wtf that doesnt make sense You: dont tell :c Stranger: bye You: nono You: please You: dont tell them You: okay Stranger: im calling the police i have your ip adress You: NOONONONO You: shit im out You: peace
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hello Stranger: this is the message i just got. are you a fucking sex offender? "WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]" You: What. You: FUCK Stranger: dude seriously? You: Yeah... You: Um... You: Sorry about this. You: Looks like I can't use Omegle anymore. Stranger: DUDE Stranger: what the hell did you do? You: Um... You: You really don't want to know, sorry Stranger: Why are you trying to talk to people, even after what you did? I mean, is it something you really can't help? You: It's just so thrilling You: I really need to stop. You: But i can't. Stranger: Yeah man, you should go see somebody about this. You: Nobody will love me. Stranger: ....you're not gonna find love online buddy. You: But they'll think I'm ugly You: they always do Stranger: ....perhaps you're going for the wrong kind of person. You: I can't it if I'm turned on by fooling people into thinking I'm a woman. Stranger: get a sex change. You: I can't afford it... You: I've always wanted to Stranger: go in drag Stranger: there are dudes who love that shit You: Yeah, um... You: I was fooling women. Stranger: oh, well there has to be women who are into men, who dress like women. Stranger: i mean- i've heard stanger things. You: Not me, I'm a monster. You: I hate my life. Stranger: dude how old are you? You: You don't need to know. Old. You: Too old. Stranger: You should go talk to a counselor. Since your a registerd SO, you have resources available to you. You: I should, I really should. Stranger: do it right now then. You: I'll try Stranger: you have to be kind of surprised that i'm even talking to you- muchless not being a complete asshole and telling you to fuck off and die- i'm telling you to get help instead. You: Yes, thank you. And sorry. Stranger: no problem man, just go talk to someone. call now. You: I will, thank you. Stranger: are you really going to, or are you just saying yes so i'll get off your back about it? Stranger: because its really important. You: I need to, I can't keep being such a pervert... Stranger: then GOOO call. do it. right now. Stranger: right this very second. You: I'll get off this Stranger: alright. well good luck. hope they can help you deal with this stuff. You: Thank you again. Bye. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Most unexpected shit in history. Somebody will tell of how they helped a sex offender recover and get help, somebody will feel like they've been the nicest person in the world. And I will be here, laughing. :emo:
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: so you're the stranger Stranger: can you see the message? You: what Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi You: 'what up Stranger: so are you actually a sex offendor or is that a joke? You: what u mean Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: fuck You have disconnected.
Not really following the thread, but I found this funny. [quote]Stranger: hey Stranger: :) You: darp pap derp Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] On the thread; [quote]You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: sup? Stranger: Hey f 18 usa. You? Stranger: Here first check out my pic and see if you like You: uhh Stranger: [url]http://*********com/ylr7wza[/url] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] someone else look at it. what the fuck garry. it was tiny url [quote]You: WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: lol k You: whats up? Stranger: YOUR PENIS You: it is actually Stranger: is that what's poking me? You: maybe. Stranger: oh. oh my. i'm a bit uncomfortable now You: tomorrow night will be a full moon, and the nearest park, climb up the tree and shine a laserpointer at the largest crater. You: I will pull up shortly in a blue van You: bring money. Stranger: sounds like fun! are we gonna play xbox 360? You: uhh, yes You: fun on a bun You: mmmm, buns Stranger: yay. should i bring my friends to play with us? You: the more the gayer! You: oh wait, is that merrier? Stranger: no, no. gayer seems about right for you You: yeah. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Stars dont work silly :)
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hey Stranger: I'm guessing ur female You: uhhhh how did you know? Stranger: The sex offender thing You: what? You: what are you talking about? Stranger: Web we startig talkin there was this thing about sexual offenders You: huh... I didn't get that.. Stranger: O well wats up You: playin with mah dick Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Not bad for a first attempt.
Didn't use the copy pasta 'cause all my results were boring... but this is the best one I got. Pics are NSFW You: oh god, my nipples are so erect Stranger: :| You: HUEG NIPPLES Stranger: so are mine Stranger: cold? You: aroused Stranger: ooh Stranger: f>? You: want a pic? Stranger: yes Stranger: age You: [url]http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/freesites/huge-nipples+-106-13.jpg[/url] You: 233 You: 23 You: * Stranger: thats so sexy Stranger: i want to suck your obese nipples You: keep talkin dirty you nasty boy You: ill climax any second Stranger: got anymore pix? You: yeah Stranger: may i see You: ok You: [url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Bowk3r/huge-nipples.jpg[/url] You: thats me as a teen You: 13 or 14 Stranger: :S Stranger: dude Stranger: go fuck yourself xD! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: heyy ;) Stranger: what up You: nothin much, baby Stranger: that sounds cool Stranger: guy or girl? You: h Stranger: ? You: hemaphrodite You: but i choose to be a woman ;) Stranger: alright alright Stranger: haha Stranger: thats straight You: so i got some candy here..... Stranger: thats cool? Stranger: haha You: want some? Stranger: sure Stranger: what kind you got? You: all kinds Stranger: such as? You: well you can see if you come to my van at the corner of poplar street You: the password is cheesy Stranger: where is this street? You: in imaginationland ;) Stranger: i see.. Stranger: well then. Stranger: "cheesy" You: just open your mouth, get on your knees, and close your eyes You: you'll get the best candy youve ever tasted ;) Stranger: oh yes.. Stranger: :D You: ITS COCK You: OH GOD You: ITS EVERYWHERE You: PLEASE Stranger: i love sucking it You: PUT ON THIS SPIDERMAN MASK Stranger: OKAY You: OH GOD You: THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER You: so i got a puppy in here..... Stranger: what kind? You: the cute kind You: ignore any crusty white stuff around its crotch You: its You: dogmilk Stranger: yumm You: i bet you have a boner right now, dont you, you sick fuck Stranger: yup Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: so i herd u liek hank hill Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: that internet predator, i tell you hwut Stranger: what You: ALAS You: I CAME IN YOUR APPLE JUICE You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m here You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: m here You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: sup 4chan You: what? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:03PM[/editline] Im scared
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: HELLOO!! =D You: hi Stranger: my names Amanda! Stranger: its nice to meet you! Stranger: =D You: why so excited? Stranger: im just a very hyper person :3 You: lol me too :3 Stranger: LOLS AWESOMEE!! =D Stranger: whatschuur name? Stranger: =D You: Frank, or freddy You: whichever :) Stranger: *wavies* well, its nice to meetcha, freddy! =D Stranger: laahhhlaahhh! whatchuu doing right now? =D You: uuuhh You: nothing really Stranger: thats cool :3 Stranger: same here, rly T^T im trynig to avoid the eviltastical homework D= Stranger: ITS OUT TO GET ME T^T >.< You: oh.. HW sux Stranger: I KNOOWW!!! TT^TT Stranger: do you get alot of hw? O= You: yea I have to go do it:( Stranger: awwhhh D= samesame. i have like. 5 essays. Stranger: FIIVVEE!!! You: owch Stranger: yeah D': Stranger: but OHWELL! =D You: well i best be gettin to it Stranger: i'll do them eventually D= Stranger: and OOKKKKK!!! Stranger: BYEBYEBYE FREDDIEBUDDYY!! =D it was SUPER nice meeting you! Stranger: =D You: lol same Stranger: *wavies alot* Stranger: byebyeee!! =DDD Stranger: :D You: byeee Your conversational partner has disconnected. She wouldn't. shut. up!!! whats the emote for the one bashing his head against a brick wall again?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hwo old r u You: tan(1.51204050408) Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bitch can't math.
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