You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hello
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: Lemon
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: What colour are your panties?
You: Hi
You: Red
Stranger: o_x
You: ?
Stranger: Oh dear
You: What?
Stranger: Oh dear oh dear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
:ohdear:
[quote]Stranger: 18 m us before you ask =P
You: 43 m in your ass
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:smug:
[editline]02:01AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: Fuck me.
You: Gladly
Stranger: Go put this on the thread
Stranger: Right now.
Stranger: Do it
You: Facepunch thread?
Stranger: Idk, whatever.
You: lol
You: Your from facepunch arent you
Stranger: No, I lost the thread awhile back.
Stranger: It works though.
Stranger: Get any good rises out of anyone?
You: Welll
You: I posted one
You: he was like 18 m usa
You: then I was like 43 m ur ass
You: and he left after i pasted that [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Aaahaha
You: I just paste that for kicks
You: people quit as soon as they see it
You: fuckin hilarious
Stranger: I can't believe they actually think Omegle sends it
Stranger: Under your 'Stranger' name
Stranger: haha
You: Yea
Stranger: anyway, I'm off to troll.
Stranger: See ya later /b/rother.
You: alrighty, btw
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
I fucking swear to god this is another facepuncher.
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: helloooo
You: you wanna talk
Stranger: sureeee
You: about
You: sex?
You: OH WAIT
You: not sex
You: maybe
You: children?
You: i like children
You: do you?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i keep a few under my bed.
Stranger: to eat.
You: yum
Stranger: not sexually, though.
You: i eat out children
You: WAIT
You: i did not say that
You: i like to eat WITH children
Stranger: you take children out to eat?
Stranger: how sweet.
You: yes
You: because children are my life
Stranger: you are a great family man,
Stranger: we should get married.
Stranger: and have children
Stranger: so you can molest them
You: and touch them
You: yes
You: lets do that
You: and you can eat them
Stranger: non sexually, of course.
Stranger: i'll get rid of the evidence.
You: yup
You: we'll work as a team!
Stranger: like team rocket.
You: team red rocket!
You: wait
You: but what happens if you get fat from eating the children?
Stranger: i won't.
Stranger: i work out alot,.
You: but kids have like, 5k calories in them
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: i'll get lipo.
You: good idea
You: lets get married
You: and have like, 20 kids
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: it's a plan.
Stranger: meet me in colorado tomorrow. 5.
Stranger: be there, i'll bring the kiddies.
You: yup[/quote]
Partners in crime.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Fuck! I can't go to the cops, I can't tell my neighboors! I'll get in so much shit! What do I do???
Stranger: ehm... okey?
You: I just need to talk to someone! I shot my little brother and he stopped breathing I don't fucking know what to do!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: If I tell you, you'll tell someone else and I'll get taken away!
You: I didn;t mean to do it I was just relly mad
Stranger: no, i dont think we are from the same country so... i swear, i wont tell
You: He kept bothering me and and bothering me and I just wanted it to stop
You: I can;t tell you!
Stranger: okey okey! i understand
You: What do I do though!? My parents will be home really soon and when they find what I did I don't know what they'll do!
You: What if I go to jail!?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: oh.. and your little brother?
You: He's... he was 10
Stranger: ;o...
You: Ohhhh fuck
Stranger: does he breath?
You: He stopped breathing an hour ago! I was going to call an ambulance but I had taken some first aid so i figured I might be able to help him
You: I can't deal with this.
You: I'm going to shoot myself
Stranger: call an ambulans!
You: ty yl.;
Stranger: ambulance*
Stranger: where did you shot him?
You: ophh fyckkmykm nneckk i luive at 6t43 srroseshgire lanejn ijn aspouth dasakota cxall anjl amublajmnjce
Stranger: well.. i couldn't read so much of that... i just ment which country you are from..
You: iiiio camn't vbraeth
Stranger: be calm!
Stranger: so... is he dead on the floor?
You: ot huuuurst so nbasd
Stranger: i dont understand so much...
You: oh no
You: my parents are home and now im going to have to kill them too
You: i cant go away
You: i cant go away
You: fuck!
You: OH DAMN OH GOD DAMN IM SO DEAD WHEN SOMEONE FINDS OUT WHAT I DID
You: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE
You: Kthx bai
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I'm worried I caused some trauma.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Cyber
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: what do you do?
You: LOL
Stranger: whats so funny
You: Robe and wizard hat
You: pssshhh
Stranger: do you want to get punished?
Stranger: for laughing
You: what????
Stranger: you heard me the first time
You: I cant hear you
You: cyber
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: Clothes
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: whats your gender btw
You: male
Stranger: what do you do to my robe
You: fucking faggot lol
Stranger: i can be a faggot too
Stranger: i can be whatever you want me to be
You: what is wrong with you
Stranger: now...
Stranger: nothing is wrong with me
Stranger: as i was saying
Stranger: what do you want to do to my robe?
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Stranger: i want you to gently put your hand on my penis
You: Wow dude
Stranger: youre the one who wanted to cyber
Stranger: wtf
You: bahaha dude your gay
Stranger: now do it before i slap you slutcow
Stranger: youre gonna be my little manslut
You: congratulations
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: jerk it
Stranger: work that dick
Stranger: bitch
You: Fucking what
You: what
You: faggot
Stranger: its not gay if the balls touch
Stranger: and last i checked
Stranger: it was my dick that was in your mouth
You: Well have fun with your fantasy
Stranger: i now put away my wizard hat
Stranger: and bring out the gimp
Stranger: suit
Shit is funny
[QUOTE=DeandreT;18673188]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Cyber
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: what do you do?
You: LOL
Stranger: whats so funny
You: Robe and wizard hat
You: pssshhh
Stranger: do you want to get punished?
Stranger: for laughing
You: what????
Stranger: you heard me the first time
You: I cant hear you
You: cyber
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: Clothes
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: whats your gender btw
You: male
Stranger: what do you do to my robe
You: fucking faggot lol
Stranger: i can be a faggot too
Stranger: i can be whatever you want me to be
You: what is wrong with you
Stranger: now...
Stranger: nothing is wrong with me
Stranger: as i was saying
Stranger: what do you want to do to my robe?
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Stranger: i want you to gently put your hand on my penis
You: Wow dude
Stranger: youre the one who wanted to cyber
Stranger: wtf
You: bahaha dude your gay
Stranger: now do it before i slap you slutcow
Stranger: youre gonna be my little manslut
You: congratulations
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: jerk it
Stranger: work that dick
Stranger: bitch
You: Fucking what
You: what
You: faggot
Stranger: its not gay if the balls touch
Stranger: and last i checked
Stranger: it was my dick that was in your mouth
You: Well have fun with your fantasy
Stranger: i now put away my wizard hat
Stranger: and bring out the gimp
Stranger: suit
Shit is funny[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
hey
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: naice[/quote]
:v:
[QUOTE=DeandreT;18673266]TLDR saying cyber automatically triggers faggotry[/QUOTE]
Where did I say tl;dr?
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18673319]Where did I say tl;dr?[/QUOTE]
You didn't
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18/m/your pants
You: Hehe... hey, where do you live?
Stranger: in your pants
You: Seriously
You: Where?
Stranger: on earth
You: What country?
Stranger: asia
You: Are you from Facepunch?
Stranger: yes
You: Username?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So close!
[editline]06:48PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18/m/your pants
You: Hehe... hey, where do you live?
Stranger: in your pants
You: Seriously
You: Where?
Stranger: on earth
You: What country?
Stranger: asia
You: Are you from Facepunch?
Stranger: yes
You: Username?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi!
You: fuck
Stranger: wha?
You have disconnected.
Damn it! I forgot to copy+paste properly again! D:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hey theres a message on my screen that says your a sex offender
Stranger: true or false?
You: uhhh
You: no
Stranger: are you male?
You: yea
Stranger: do you want to see message?
You: sure?
Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: wtf is that
Stranger: thats what my screen shows
You: what the hell
Stranger: just thought i would tell you
You: i didnt do anything
You: i just wanted little kids dicks is all
You: can i see urs?
Stranger: well i don't have a penis handy
Stranger: sorry
You: dammit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
drats
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi.
Stranger: OHAI
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: D:
You: You perv.
Sure showed him.
[QUOTE=heh]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how are you.
Stranger: im good thanks new to omegle just having fun
You: let me ask you child, are you a boy or a girl
Stranger: im not a child im 32
You: ok then my child, may i ask, where do you live?
Stranger: why did you assume I was a child?
You: that is not of importance
Stranger: not many young kids on here some teens though
Stranger: im women by the way
You: you are women?
Stranger: *a women sorry
You: thats great.
You: you are a women, ok then.
You: may I ask, where do you live?
Stranger: I dont think thats appropriate to give out online
Stranger: but I am in the US
You: do you happen to be near california or new york?
Stranger: im nearer to california
You: thats perfect my child.
You: I'll be there soon.
You: wait for me.
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: Ill finish tracing your IP in a few moments.
You: just hold on a bit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
heh.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
You: ASL??
Stranger: 14 f usa u?
You: 15 m usa
Stranger: oh cool, r u horny?
You: hell yeh
Stranger: good, oh by the way i am actually a 16 year old boy :), but i am gay
You: Oh...
You: What a relief.
You: I'm a 47 yr old man.
Stranger: hahaha cool
You: Wanna meet for some icecream?
You: Like mint flavor...
You: Mints the shit.
Stranger: umm, i don't want to be rude but r u a sex offender?
You: ???
You: No...
Stranger: good, screw ice cream i wanna lick ur knob
You: It's a broom, not a knob. And no, icecream first.
You: I'm fucking hungry.
Stranger: okay ice cream, but then i wanna taste ur cum
You: I wanna taste ur asscream
Stranger: mmm, i bet u do
You: Chocolate flavor.
You: mmmm..
Stranger: well i have to go now
You: wut!
You: No!
You: We just barely met!
You: [This user has tracked your I.P.]
You: Com'on.
You: I'm just getting to know you!
You: What's ur name???
Stranger: i know but i am looking for someone to go on msn and show me his dick
You: [This user has gotten ahold of your phone number]
You: Com'on broski.
You: Just talk a little longer.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: because i love u
You: [This user has located your location.]
You: Alright, I'll be right over.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: jho
Stranger: hello
You: ASL?
Stranger: u first pls :)
You: 23, M, USA
Stranger: 14 f usa
You: mmmm
Stranger: pleased to meet you
You: wanna meet up some time?
You: what state you in?
Stranger: no thanks, sex offender
then she left.
:cawg:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hehe did you ever notice that the number 8 looks like a pair of boobs
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: you're a sex offender??
Stranger: creepy shit dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: oh baby
Stranger: its a sex offender
Stranger: my fav
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: u said tht already
You: Said what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hi
Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
You: ASL
Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
You: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
You: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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Stranger: Will you show me sum tits or vag?
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:colbert:
You: ] [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hey baby
Stranger: hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: not much, doing hw
You: Ooh
Stranger: u?
You: Nm. Hey have u seen some odd msgs? People arent talking to me normally on omegle
You: Its kinda strange
Stranger: no what??
Stranger: i have no idea what your talking about?
Stranger: i am kinda hornyyy....
You: Oo lol
Stranger: 8642 north ridge drive, santa fe, NM
Stranger: find me
You: Alrite Sexy time ;D
Stranger has disconnected
I'm afraid that I actually played a convincing 36-year-old sex offender despite me being an 18-year-old female. :ohdear:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats good?
You: not much. asl?
Stranger: lol im a dude
Stranger: so we strt there
You: that's good. i'm into dudes
Stranger: lol i can tell, your IP tells me you are a sex offender
Stranger: hahaha
You: what?
You: it does?
Stranger: yeah, by law they have to tell me
You: wtf.. it's not supposed to do that. i thought i hacked the IP to hide the registry..
Stranger: nope, so what happened there? care to discuss?
You: well
You: it all started when i used to teach elementary school kids..
You: there was this particular boy named dennis
You: and well, he was just spectacular
You: and i offered to home tutor him because he was having a few problems
You: and one thing led to another..
You: but I SWEAR he knew exactly what he was doing!
You: he was seven! he obviously knew!
Stranger: lol this seems fake
You: what? no.. it's not. i'm taking to a stranger, so i really don't need to cover up what i did.
Stranger: hmm well 7 year olds dont know that hopefully but way to go, now the world knows you like boys i guess
Stranger: into football?
You: oh yeah, football is awesome.
Stranger: drew brees gave me a 20 point come back win
You: nice.
Stranger: how old are ya?
You: 36.
Stranger: so howd ya get caught? coulda had a roll if you didnt
You: ugh, well his sister came into the room and saw us together
You: she started screaming and yelling
You: and then the cops showed up
You: next thing i know, i'm being charged for molestation and rape.
Stranger: oh, shoulda gave it to the sister
You: oh man, don't get me started. that's totally what was going through my mind.
Stranger: hopefully you got your jollies off
You: heck yes i did
You: but you won't tell anyone are you?
You: *will you?
Stranger: who will i tell lol?
Stranger: it says stranger
You: because if my parole officer finds out i'm trying to "pick up" kids on the internet, he'll haul my ass back to jail
You: and put me on that stupid show with that chris hansen guy
You: like he keeps threatening
Stranger: tell me a story get me going
You: get you going?
You: are you asking me to do what i think you're asking me to do?
Stranger: i think you know wat im asking
You: well that's just not right
You: but okay.
Stranger: you dont like being bad?
You: well. I did. but that's what got me in trouble. but i don't think it could hurt. no one will know that i was on this site or anything.
Stranger: i think youre okay
You: okay.. well give me a sec
Stranger: need to prepare?
You: well, i need to rev up my engine, so to speak
Stranger: im hard as a rock right now, this is weird and new
You: really? well that's interesting. well let me type up somethin to get us both goin'
Stranger: doin a bad job here
You: give me a sec man, it's a good story
You: Ok so today was the first day off from school, Fall break having started and all, so me and my friend decided to spend the day at his house and just mess around playing video games and the such. So about an hour after I got to his house his parents went to go deep sea fishing and told us they would be gone until like 6pm which gave us about 10hrs of freetime to play games.
My friend then asked me if I wanted to watch some porn, which was wierd since we both denied even liking porn but I watched it on a daily basis and so did he. So we decided to get on the computer and watch some porn, and after about 30 minutes I just brought up why all the guy pornstars are shaved, and he doesn't know but decides that it would be funny to shave your own dick. We joke about this and he asks me if I would like to so I jokingly said yes.
He dragged me to the bathroom and dug through the medicin cabinant and pulled out some scissors, shaving cream, moisturizer, and some razors. He pulled down his pants in front of me and I knew that this wasn't a joke anymore but I just stood there and watched has he began to trim around his dick with the scissors and I realized that he had a good two or more so inches then me. I got a semi-boner from this but I just shrugged it off. He then began to put the shaving cream on it and told me to come over and help him, and I was in a sort of dazed state and walked over to him and he told me to push his dick to the side while he shaved.
I did as he said and I was kinda curious how he knew what to do, but then his dick began to get bigger in my hand and he was actually getting a boner! I just grupped his dick harding and he continued to shave with the boner, telling me where to move his duck and such until after about 10 minutes he was done with pretty much everything but the balls. He washed it off with water and told me to get the moisturizer and when I reached over and grabbed it he grabbed me by the hair and lowered my mouth over his penis.
Instead of fighting it, I began to suck has he moved my head up and down his dick with his hands and I began to unbutton my own pants and pull out my now erect penis.He stood up and let go of my head while I sucked and I began to jerk him off at the same time and then after what seemed like hours he cummed in my mouth but he held my head onto his dick and I was forced to swallow it.
He then said he would be right back, and I began to jerk myself off while he was gone and after about a minute he came back with some KY lube of some sort and got onto a crawling position and told me to finger him with it. I was stunned but I stopped fapping and did has he said but then I decided to try something of my own and poured some more lube into his asshole and then raised my self so my dick was pressing against his asshole. Expecting him to pull off, he instead slowly began to push his body to mine and my dick went into his ass.
The feeling was so intense, and since I was a virgin back then all new to me. I just sort of sat there while he slowly moved his ass back and forth, only a third of the way over my dick. I then grabbed him by the hips and begin to push my penis deeper inside his ass, and he began to sort of wimper but held it in any sort of words. After a few minutes, I was able to slide my dick about 3/4's of the way through before hitting a sort of wall thing, then I slowly began to have sex with him. I began to pick up the intensity and after a few minutes I finally began to cum in him, then we kind of just sat there while I leaned over him and then I pulled my now almost flaccid penis out of his ass and we took a shower together. We then got back on the couch and watched some TV until his parents came back and I went home.
You: long story but a good one
Stranger: mhmmm
Stranger: i want you inside me stroking softly, while you slowly carress my penis
You: really? it doesn't freak you out that I'm a sex offender?
Stranger: i need some wet lips right now
Stranger: why would i care
You: well i don't have wet lips, but i do have something else that's pretty.. well you get the idea
Stranger: just proves your horny and would probably be a guaranteed time
Stranger: tell me about what you have
You: so you'd be into recieving from a 36 year old dude?
You: i've never talked to anyone this open about it before
Stranger: ive never done anything ever and yesright now id take you all
You: really? exactly how old are you?
Stranger: i turned 20 few mths ago
You: really? well that's a good 16 year gap
Stranger: yeah i can do the math lol
You: well who cares.. this is the internet right? no big deal. so what are you into?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Yes, I stole the story from a GD thread. Lol.
[editline]01:14AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM
The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.
The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.
Automated message #36821.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: fuck
You: goddamn you
Stranger: lol
You: FP or /b/?
Stranger: /b/
You: Figured.
You: Let's party instead.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Yeeeeeee
You: UNSA UNSA UNSA
Stranger: (>^.^)>
Stranger: <(^.^<)
Stranger: ^(^.^)^
You: I don't frequent /b/ but you are definitely one of the not-weird ones
You: I salute you, sir.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Salutations good friend.
You: I must be on my way to troll more unsuspecting Omegle users.
You: UP UP AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: As must I.
Stranger: Good luck and god speed.
You: YOU TOOOOOOOOOOO
You have disconnected.[/quote]
This one was awesome. :]
[editline]01:19AM[/editline]
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: The game.
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:(
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: hey ;)
Stranger: I love little boys =D
You: um ok
Stranger: hey man, you're the one thats a sex offender not me[/quote]
:v:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Please enter your username.
Stranger: Hail, traveler. You have had a long and arduous Omegle journey. Allow us to offer you some rest and a hot meal...
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: *** Your username contains some invalid characters: / .
Stranger: Try again.
You: funsize
Stranger: *** This username is reserved.
You: hrhhhjsfiweuytgsig
Stranger: *** You are now known as hrhhhjsfiweuytgsig
Stranger: You're almost set! Please answer the following question:
Stranger: Ear, toe, yellow, head, tooth and eye: how many body parts in the list?
You: 5
Stranger: *** Topic: Susaur's Pastries. Try one for free now. | <Susaur> I wish people came on my feet :c
Stranger: *** You have joined #Jomegle
Stranger: *** Currently in the channel: hrhhhjsfiweuytgsig, +User, +ubuntuella, ~reiv, +Bth8
You: huh
You: them pastries are nice ehh
Stranger: <User> huh
Stranger: <User> Yeah![/quote]
wtf is this?
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how old ar eyou?
Stranger: registered sex offender?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: thats cool i suppose
Stranger: what you do?
Stranger: to reach that status
You: raped my freind, well used to be freinds mum, sis and grandma
You: and auntie
Stranger: wow
Stranger: intense
You: yeah
Stranger: why?
You: .....
You: i dont know
You: was really high and stined, drunk
You: at a party
Stranger: and a grandma was there?
Stranger: at the party/
You: young
You: had children young
You: party grandma
You: they all got restaining order onme
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so how's life
Stranger: as a sex offender
You: good.
You: get a few weird looks at work sometimes
Stranger: sucksssss
You: like one time, there was this under age hotty
Stranger: hahha..."hotty"
Stranger: ...
You: i could tell all the guys were thinking what i was thinking
You: but cause of my record, they looked real pissed with me
Stranger: did you go to school?
You: yeah,
Stranger: how educated are you?
Stranger: age?
You: well im 56
Stranger: oh
You: my education isnt that great
Stranger: so the grammar and spelling lessons were a whilee ago for you
Stranger: i see
Stranger: what do you do for a living?
You: prison taught me how to stay alive on the street
Stranger: true true
You: I work out back of svae mart
You: *save mart
Stranger: i'm in medical school
You: cool.
You: treating you good?
Stranger: studying to be a surgeon
Stranger: yup
You: sweet
Stranger: you're a pretty boring sex offender
Stranger: what would jesus do?
You: kill me
Stranger: rape?
Stranger: i think no
Stranger: not*
Stranger: fo sho
Stranger: what would obama do?
You: I want to change my life around you know
Stranger: at 56
Stranger: do u have kids
You: I've been working on it for 10 yrs now
Stranger: grandkids?
You: no , no kids
Stranger: married?
You: no
Stranger: old and lonely?
Stranger: cats?
Stranger: u have cats?
You: no cats
You: got fish
Stranger: yech
You: hey, i work at save mart
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: LOVELY JOB
Stranger: do u enjoy going to work in the morning????
Stranger: ARE U MAKING A DIFFERENCE
Stranger: IN THE WORLD
Stranger: BY WORKING AT SAVE MART
Stranger: what would obama do?
You: i dont need you and your fancy ass surgen douche telling me I'm a peice of crap
Stranger: yeah cause YOU ALREADY KNOW
You: Yeah
Stranger: nasty ass nukka
Stranger: aite peace homie
Stranger: i got boob jobs to give
You: fuck you
Stranger: are u gonna FORCE IT ON ME??
Stranger: HUH????
You: your gona give dick surgery cause thats what your into
Stranger: i give the ladies what they want
Stranger: new noses
Stranger: perky boobs
Stranger: lipo some fat outta their asses
Stranger: touch em all over
Stranger: and they LET ME DO IT
You: yeah, cause all tranzvestites want them
Stranger: do u know what a transvestite is...?
You: look. I f you wnan a fight ill give tyou one
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: english please
You: Do you wana a fight bitch
Stranger: hahaha WOWW such language for an aging man
You: yeah. So what cunt
Stranger: hhahahahahahahah
Stranger: this has been entertaining
Stranger: alas
Stranger: time to move on
Stranger: farewell rapist
Stranger: GO TELL OTHERS ABOUT UR SEX OFFENDER STATUS
Stranger: bye![/QUOTE]
lol's
Stranger: hi asl
You: 23, m, your closet
You: I like them underwears you wearing..
You: stop drinking that water
You: and read this
Stranger: im reading
You: dont bother checking your closet.
You: I won't be there...yet.
Stranger: r u drunk
You: at approximately midnight I will come out and rape you.
You: violently.
You: sweet dreams.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: anna is a bot
You: Hi.
You: Anna?
Stranger: Hi sex offender
You: What?
Stranger: Hi sex offender
Stranger: i wanna suck your dick
Stranger: motherfucker
[QUOTE=Funsize;18678008]wtf is this?[/QUOTE]
Happened to me before it's some type of chat room.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: u sob
You: what?
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: 4 what?
You: shit! how does omegle know?
You: geez, that was 4 years ago
Stranger: i mistake it
You: i was at a party right?
You: and then i got drunk
You: i saw some 15-16 year old bitch
You: i'm not gonna lie
You: i did her
You: that bitch kept screaming
You: then i got the fbi on my ass
Stranger: so?
You: an they did me...
You: in the showers
You: i dropped the soap you know?
You: i'll never get my ass back.
You: i guess i cant use omegle anymore ;(
You: i have to go now, i don't wanna be tracked.
You: BITCH!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
Here's another one.
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