• Go on Omegle and use this copypaste.
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hello Stranger: hey! Stranger: asl? You: Lemon
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: What colour are your panties? You: Hi You: Red Stranger: o_x You: ? Stranger: Oh dear You: What? Stranger: Oh dear oh dear Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] :ohdear:
[quote]Stranger: 18 m us before you ask =P You: 43 m in your ass You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :smug: [editline]02:01AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: Fuck me. You: Gladly Stranger: Go put this on the thread Stranger: Right now. Stranger: Do it You: Facepunch thread? Stranger: Idk, whatever. You: lol You: Your from facepunch arent you Stranger: No, I lost the thread awhile back. Stranger: It works though. Stranger: Get any good rises out of anyone? You: Welll You: I posted one You: he was like 18 m usa You: then I was like 43 m ur ass You: and he left after i pasted that [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: LOL Stranger: Aaahaha You: I just paste that for kicks You: people quit as soon as they see it You: fuckin hilarious Stranger: I can't believe they actually think Omegle sends it Stranger: Under your 'Stranger' name Stranger: haha You: Yea Stranger: anyway, I'm off to troll. Stranger: See ya later /b/rother. You: alrighty, btw Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I fucking swear to god this is another facepuncher.
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: helloooo You: you wanna talk Stranger: sureeee You: about You: sex? You: OH WAIT You: not sex You: maybe You: children? You: i like children You: do you? Stranger: yes. Stranger: i keep a few under my bed. Stranger: to eat. You: yum Stranger: not sexually, though. You: i eat out children You: WAIT You: i did not say that You: i like to eat WITH children Stranger: you take children out to eat? Stranger: how sweet. You: yes You: because children are my life Stranger: you are a great family man, Stranger: we should get married. Stranger: and have children Stranger: so you can molest them You: and touch them You: yes You: lets do that You: and you can eat them Stranger: non sexually, of course. Stranger: i'll get rid of the evidence. You: yup You: we'll work as a team! Stranger: like team rocket. You: team red rocket! You: wait You: but what happens if you get fat from eating the children? Stranger: i won't. Stranger: i work out alot,. You: but kids have like, 5k calories in them Stranger: hmmm... Stranger: i'll get lipo. You: good idea You: lets get married You: and have like, 20 kids Stranger: okay. Stranger: it's a plan. Stranger: meet me in colorado tomorrow. 5. Stranger: be there, i'll bring the kiddies. You: yup[/quote] Partners in crime.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Fuck! I can't go to the cops, I can't tell my neighboors! I'll get in so much shit! What do I do??? Stranger: ehm... okey? You: I just need to talk to someone! I shot my little brother and he stopped breathing I don't fucking know what to do! Stranger: what? Stranger: where are you from? You: If I tell you, you'll tell someone else and I'll get taken away! You: I didn;t mean to do it I was just relly mad Stranger: no, i dont think we are from the same country so... i swear, i wont tell You: He kept bothering me and and bothering me and I just wanted it to stop You: I can;t tell you! Stranger: okey okey! i understand You: What do I do though!? My parents will be home really soon and when they find what I did I don't know what they'll do! You: What if I go to jail!? Stranger: how old are you? You: 19 Stranger: oh.. and your little brother? You: He's... he was 10 Stranger: ;o... You: Ohhhh fuck Stranger: does he breath? You: He stopped breathing an hour ago! I was going to call an ambulance but I had taken some first aid so i figured I might be able to help him You: I can't deal with this. You: I'm going to shoot myself Stranger: call an ambulans! You: ty yl.; Stranger: ambulance* Stranger: where did you shot him? You: ophh fyckkmykm nneckk i luive at 6t43 srroseshgire lanejn ijn aspouth dasakota cxall anjl amublajmnjce Stranger: well.. i couldn't read so much of that... i just ment which country you are from.. You: iiiio camn't vbraeth Stranger: be calm! Stranger: so... is he dead on the floor? You: ot huuuurst so nbasd Stranger: i dont understand so much... You: oh no You: my parents are home and now im going to have to kill them too You: i cant go away You: i cant go away You: fuck! You: OH DAMN OH GOD DAMN IM SO DEAD WHEN SOMEONE FINDS OUT WHAT I DID You: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE You: Kthx bai You have disconnected.[/quote] I'm worried I caused some trauma.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Cyber Stranger: absolutely Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: what do you do? You: LOL Stranger: whats so funny You: Robe and wizard hat You: pssshhh Stranger: do you want to get punished? Stranger: for laughing You: what???? Stranger: you heard me the first time You: I cant hear you You: cyber Stranger: what are you wearing You: Clothes Stranger: mmmm Stranger: whats your gender btw You: male Stranger: what do you do to my robe You: fucking faggot lol Stranger: i can be a faggot too Stranger: i can be whatever you want me to be You: what is wrong with you Stranger: now... Stranger: nothing is wrong with me Stranger: as i was saying Stranger: what do you want to do to my robe? You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Stranger: i want you to gently put your hand on my penis You: Wow dude Stranger: youre the one who wanted to cyber Stranger: wtf You: bahaha dude your gay Stranger: now do it before i slap you slutcow Stranger: youre gonna be my little manslut You: congratulations Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: jerk it Stranger: work that dick Stranger: bitch You: Fucking what You: what You: faggot Stranger: its not gay if the balls touch Stranger: and last i checked Stranger: it was my dick that was in your mouth You: Well have fun with your fantasy Stranger: i now put away my wizard hat Stranger: and bring out the gimp Stranger: suit Shit is funny
[QUOTE=DeandreT;18673188]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Cyber Stranger: absolutely Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: what do you do? You: LOL Stranger: whats so funny You: Robe and wizard hat You: pssshhh Stranger: do you want to get punished? Stranger: for laughing You: what???? Stranger: you heard me the first time You: I cant hear you You: cyber Stranger: what are you wearing You: Clothes Stranger: mmmm Stranger: whats your gender btw You: male Stranger: what do you do to my robe You: fucking faggot lol Stranger: i can be a faggot too Stranger: i can be whatever you want me to be You: what is wrong with you Stranger: now... Stranger: nothing is wrong with me Stranger: as i was saying Stranger: what do you want to do to my robe? You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Stranger: i want you to gently put your hand on my penis You: Wow dude Stranger: youre the one who wanted to cyber Stranger: wtf You: bahaha dude your gay Stranger: now do it before i slap you slutcow Stranger: youre gonna be my little manslut You: congratulations Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: jerk it Stranger: work that dick Stranger: bitch You: Fucking what You: what You: faggot Stranger: its not gay if the balls touch Stranger: and last i checked Stranger: it was my dick that was in your mouth You: Well have fun with your fantasy Stranger: i now put away my wizard hat Stranger: and bring out the gimp Stranger: suit Shit is funny[/QUOTE] :wtc:
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18673197]:wtc:[/QUOTE] TLDR saying cyber automatically triggers faggotry
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18673197]:wtc:[/QUOTE] :science:
[quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.> hey Stranger: hahahah Stranger: naice[/quote] :v:
[QUOTE=DeandreT;18673266]TLDR saying cyber automatically triggers faggotry[/QUOTE] Where did I say tl;dr?
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18673319]Where did I say tl;dr?[/QUOTE] You didn't
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi! Stranger: hey! You: ASL? Stranger: 18/m/your pants You: Hehe... hey, where do you live? Stranger: in your pants You: Seriously You: Where? Stranger: on earth You: What country? Stranger: asia You: Are you from Facepunch? Stranger: yes You: Username? Your conversational partner has disconnected. So close! [editline]06:48PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi! Stranger: hey! You: ASL? Stranger: 18/m/your pants You: Hehe... hey, where do you live? Stranger: in your pants You: Seriously You: Where? Stranger: on earth You: What country? Stranger: asia You: Are you from Facepunch? Stranger: yes You: Username? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hi! You: fuck Stranger: wha? You have disconnected. Damn it! I forgot to copy+paste properly again! D:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hey theres a message on my screen that says your a sex offender Stranger: true or false? You: uhhh You: no Stranger: are you male? You: yea Stranger: do you want to see message? You: sure? Stranger: Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: wtf is that Stranger: thats what my screen shows You: what the hell Stranger: just thought i would tell you You: i didnt do anything You: i just wanted little kids dicks is all You: can i see urs? Stranger: well i don't have a penis handy Stranger: sorry You: dammit Your conversational partner has disconnected. drats
You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hi. Stranger: OHAI Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: D: You: You perv. Sure showed him.
[QUOTE=heh]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hey Stranger: hello You: how are you. Stranger: im good thanks new to omegle just having fun You: let me ask you child, are you a boy or a girl Stranger: im not a child im 32 You: ok then my child, may i ask, where do you live? Stranger: why did you assume I was a child? You: that is not of importance Stranger: not many young kids on here some teens though Stranger: im women by the way You: you are women? Stranger: *a women sorry You: thats great. You: you are a women, ok then. You: may I ask, where do you live? Stranger: I dont think thats appropriate to give out online Stranger: but I am in the US You: do you happen to be near california or new york? Stranger: im nearer to california You: thats perfect my child. You: I'll be there soon. You: wait for me. Stranger: what do you mean? You: Ill finish tracing your IP in a few moments. You: just hold on a bit. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] heh.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hey. Stranger: hi You: ASL?? Stranger: 14 f usa u? You: 15 m usa Stranger: oh cool, r u horny? You: hell yeh Stranger: good, oh by the way i am actually a 16 year old boy :), but i am gay You: Oh... You: What a relief. You: I'm a 47 yr old man. Stranger: hahaha cool You: Wanna meet for some icecream? You: Like mint flavor... You: Mints the shit. Stranger: umm, i don't want to be rude but r u a sex offender? You: ??? You: No... Stranger: good, screw ice cream i wanna lick ur knob You: It's a broom, not a knob. And no, icecream first. You: I'm fucking hungry. Stranger: okay ice cream, but then i wanna taste ur cum You: I wanna taste ur asscream Stranger: mmm, i bet u do You: Chocolate flavor. You: mmmm.. Stranger: well i have to go now You: wut! You: No! You: We just barely met! You: [This user has tracked your I.P.] You: Com'on. You: I'm just getting to know you! You: What's ur name??? Stranger: i know but i am looking for someone to go on msn and show me his dick You: [This user has gotten ahold of your phone number] You: Com'on broski. You: Just talk a little longer. Stranger: okay Stranger: because i love u You: [This user has located your location.] You: Alright, I'll be right over.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: jho Stranger: hello You: ASL? Stranger: u first pls :) You: 23, M, USA Stranger: 14 f usa You: mmmm Stranger: pleased to meet you You: wanna meet up some time? You: what state you in? Stranger: no thanks, sex offender then she left. :cawg:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hehe did you ever notice that the number 8 looks like a pair of boobs You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: whoa Stranger: you're a sex offender?? Stranger: creepy shit dude Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: oh baby Stranger: its a sex offender Stranger: my fav You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: u said tht already You: Said what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: ] [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hey baby Stranger: hey You: Whats up? Stranger: not much, doing hw You: Ooh Stranger: u? You: Nm. Hey have u seen some odd msgs? People arent talking to me normally on omegle You: Its kinda strange Stranger: no what?? Stranger: i have no idea what your talking about? Stranger: i am kinda hornyyy.... You: Oo lol Stranger: 8642 north ridge drive, santa fe, NM Stranger: find me You: Alrite Sexy time ;D Stranger has disconnected
I'm afraid that I actually played a convincing 36-year-old sex offender despite me being an 18-year-old female. :ohdear: [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: Hey. Stranger: hi Stranger: whats good? You: not much. asl? Stranger: lol im a dude Stranger: so we strt there You: that's good. i'm into dudes Stranger: lol i can tell, your IP tells me you are a sex offender Stranger: hahaha You: what? You: it does? Stranger: yeah, by law they have to tell me You: wtf.. it's not supposed to do that. i thought i hacked the IP to hide the registry.. Stranger: nope, so what happened there? care to discuss? You: well You: it all started when i used to teach elementary school kids.. You: there was this particular boy named dennis You: and well, he was just spectacular You: and i offered to home tutor him because he was having a few problems You: and one thing led to another.. You: but I SWEAR he knew exactly what he was doing! You: he was seven! he obviously knew! Stranger: lol this seems fake You: what? no.. it's not. i'm taking to a stranger, so i really don't need to cover up what i did. Stranger: hmm well 7 year olds dont know that hopefully but way to go, now the world knows you like boys i guess Stranger: into football? You: oh yeah, football is awesome. Stranger: drew brees gave me a 20 point come back win You: nice. Stranger: how old are ya? You: 36. Stranger: so howd ya get caught? coulda had a roll if you didnt You: ugh, well his sister came into the room and saw us together You: she started screaming and yelling You: and then the cops showed up You: next thing i know, i'm being charged for molestation and rape. Stranger: oh, shoulda gave it to the sister You: oh man, don't get me started. that's totally what was going through my mind. Stranger: hopefully you got your jollies off You: heck yes i did You: but you won't tell anyone are you? You: *will you? Stranger: who will i tell lol? Stranger: it says stranger You: because if my parole officer finds out i'm trying to "pick up" kids on the internet, he'll haul my ass back to jail You: and put me on that stupid show with that chris hansen guy You: like he keeps threatening Stranger: tell me a story get me going You: get you going? You: are you asking me to do what i think you're asking me to do? Stranger: i think you know wat im asking You: well that's just not right You: but okay. Stranger: you dont like being bad? You: well. I did. but that's what got me in trouble. but i don't think it could hurt. no one will know that i was on this site or anything. Stranger: i think youre okay You: okay.. well give me a sec Stranger: need to prepare? You: well, i need to rev up my engine, so to speak Stranger: im hard as a rock right now, this is weird and new You: really? well that's interesting. well let me type up somethin to get us both goin' Stranger: doin a bad job here You: give me a sec man, it's a good story You: Ok so today was the first day off from school, Fall break having started and all, so me and my friend decided to spend the day at his house and just mess around playing video games and the such. So about an hour after I got to his house his parents went to go deep sea fishing and told us they would be gone until like 6pm which gave us about 10hrs of freetime to play games. My friend then asked me if I wanted to watch some porn, which was wierd since we both denied even liking porn but I watched it on a daily basis and so did he. So we decided to get on the computer and watch some porn, and after about 30 minutes I just brought up why all the guy pornstars are shaved, and he doesn't know but decides that it would be funny to shave your own dick. We joke about this and he asks me if I would like to so I jokingly said yes. He dragged me to the bathroom and dug through the medicin cabinant and pulled out some scissors, shaving cream, moisturizer, and some razors. He pulled down his pants in front of me and I knew that this wasn't a joke anymore but I just stood there and watched has he began to trim around his dick with the scissors and I realized that he had a good two or more so inches then me. I got a semi-boner from this but I just shrugged it off. He then began to put the shaving cream on it and told me to come over and help him, and I was in a sort of dazed state and walked over to him and he told me to push his dick to the side while he shaved. I did as he said and I was kinda curious how he knew what to do, but then his dick began to get bigger in my hand and he was actually getting a boner! I just grupped his dick harding and he continued to shave with the boner, telling me where to move his duck and such until after about 10 minutes he was done with pretty much everything but the balls. He washed it off with water and told me to get the moisturizer and when I reached over and grabbed it he grabbed me by the hair and lowered my mouth over his penis. Instead of fighting it, I began to suck has he moved my head up and down his dick with his hands and I began to unbutton my own pants and pull out my now erect penis.He stood up and let go of my head while I sucked and I began to jerk him off at the same time and then after what seemed like hours he cummed in my mouth but he held my head onto his dick and I was forced to swallow it. He then said he would be right back, and I began to jerk myself off while he was gone and after about a minute he came back with some KY lube of some sort and got onto a crawling position and told me to finger him with it. I was stunned but I stopped fapping and did has he said but then I decided to try something of my own and poured some more lube into his asshole and then raised my self so my dick was pressing against his asshole. Expecting him to pull off, he instead slowly began to push his body to mine and my dick went into his ass. The feeling was so intense, and since I was a virgin back then all new to me. I just sort of sat there while he slowly moved his ass back and forth, only a third of the way over my dick. I then grabbed him by the hips and begin to push my penis deeper inside his ass, and he began to sort of wimper but held it in any sort of words. After a few minutes, I was able to slide my dick about 3/4's of the way through before hitting a sort of wall thing, then I slowly began to have sex with him. I began to pick up the intensity and after a few minutes I finally began to cum in him, then we kind of just sat there while I leaned over him and then I pulled my now almost flaccid penis out of his ass and we took a shower together. We then got back on the couch and watched some TV until his parents came back and I went home. You: long story but a good one Stranger: mhmmm Stranger: i want you inside me stroking softly, while you slowly carress my penis You: really? it doesn't freak you out that I'm a sex offender? Stranger: i need some wet lips right now Stranger: why would i care You: well i don't have wet lips, but i do have something else that's pretty.. well you get the idea Stranger: just proves your horny and would probably be a guaranteed time Stranger: tell me about what you have You: so you'd be into recieving from a 36 year old dude? You: i've never talked to anyone this open about it before Stranger: ive never done anything ever and yesright now id take you all You: really? exactly how old are you? Stranger: i turned 20 few mths ago You: really? well that's a good 16 year gap Stranger: yeah i can do the math lol You: well who cares.. this is the internet right? no big deal. so what are you into? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Yes, I stole the story from a GD thread. Lol. [editline]01:14AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM The following information is given in accordance with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C. The person you are chatting with has an IP address of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual and do not give out ANY personal information. Automated message #36821. The person you are chatting with cannot read this Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: fuck You: goddamn you Stranger: lol You: FP or /b/? Stranger: /b/ You: Figured. You: Let's party instead. Stranger: :D Stranger: Yeeeeeee You: UNSA UNSA UNSA Stranger: (>^.^)> Stranger: <(^.^<) Stranger: ^(^.^)^ You: I don't frequent /b/ but you are definitely one of the not-weird ones You: I salute you, sir. Stranger: Lol. Stranger: Salutations good friend. You: I must be on my way to troll more unsuspecting Omegle users. You: UP UP AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: As must I. Stranger: Good luck and god speed. You: YOU TOOOOOOOOOOO You have disconnected.[/quote] This one was awesome. :] [editline]01:19AM[/editline] [quote]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: The game. You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You have disconnected.[/quote] :(
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hi Stranger: hey ;) Stranger: I love little boys =D You: um ok Stranger: hey man, you're the one thats a sex offender not me[/quote] :v:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Please enter your username. Stranger: Hail, traveler. You have had a long and arduous Omegle journey. Allow us to offer you some rest and a hot meal... You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: *** Your username contains some invalid characters: / . Stranger: Try again. You: funsize Stranger: *** This username is reserved. You: hrhhhjsfiweuytgsig Stranger: *** You are now known as hrhhhjsfiweuytgsig Stranger: You're almost set! Please answer the following question: Stranger: Ear, toe, yellow, head, tooth and eye: how many body parts in the list? You: 5 Stranger: *** Topic: Susaur's Pastries. Try one for free now. | <Susaur> I wish people came on my feet :c Stranger: *** You have joined #Jomegle Stranger: *** Currently in the channel: hrhhhjsfiweuytgsig, +User, +ubuntuella, ~reiv, +Bth8 You: huh You: them pastries are nice ehh Stranger: <User> huh Stranger: <User> Yeah![/quote] wtf is this?
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hey Stranger: hi You: how old ar eyou? Stranger: registered sex offender? Stranger: really? Stranger: really? You: yes Stranger: thats cool i suppose Stranger: what you do? Stranger: to reach that status You: raped my freind, well used to be freinds mum, sis and grandma You: and auntie Stranger: wow Stranger: intense You: yeah Stranger: why? You: ..... You: i dont know You: was really high and stined, drunk You: at a party Stranger: and a grandma was there? Stranger: at the party/ You: young You: had children young You: party grandma You: they all got restaining order onme Stranger: cool Stranger: so how's life Stranger: as a sex offender You: good. You: get a few weird looks at work sometimes Stranger: sucksssss You: like one time, there was this under age hotty Stranger: hahha..."hotty" Stranger: ... You: i could tell all the guys were thinking what i was thinking You: but cause of my record, they looked real pissed with me Stranger: did you go to school? You: yeah, Stranger: how educated are you? Stranger: age? You: well im 56 Stranger: oh You: my education isnt that great Stranger: so the grammar and spelling lessons were a whilee ago for you Stranger: i see Stranger: what do you do for a living? You: prison taught me how to stay alive on the street Stranger: true true You: I work out back of svae mart You: *save mart Stranger: i'm in medical school You: cool. You: treating you good? Stranger: studying to be a surgeon Stranger: yup You: sweet Stranger: you're a pretty boring sex offender Stranger: what would jesus do? You: kill me Stranger: rape? Stranger: i think no Stranger: not* Stranger: fo sho Stranger: what would obama do? You: I want to change my life around you know Stranger: at 56 Stranger: do u have kids You: I've been working on it for 10 yrs now Stranger: grandkids? You: no , no kids Stranger: married? You: no Stranger: old and lonely? Stranger: cats? Stranger: u have cats? You: no cats You: got fish Stranger: yech You: hey, i work at save mart Stranger: lovely Stranger: LOVELY JOB Stranger: do u enjoy going to work in the morning???? Stranger: ARE U MAKING A DIFFERENCE Stranger: IN THE WORLD Stranger: BY WORKING AT SAVE MART Stranger: what would obama do? You: i dont need you and your fancy ass surgen douche telling me I'm a peice of crap Stranger: yeah cause YOU ALREADY KNOW You: Yeah Stranger: nasty ass nukka Stranger: aite peace homie Stranger: i got boob jobs to give You: fuck you Stranger: are u gonna FORCE IT ON ME?? Stranger: HUH???? You: your gona give dick surgery cause thats what your into Stranger: i give the ladies what they want Stranger: new noses Stranger: perky boobs Stranger: lipo some fat outta their asses Stranger: touch em all over Stranger: and they LET ME DO IT You: yeah, cause all tranzvestites want them Stranger: do u know what a transvestite is...? You: look. I f you wnan a fight ill give tyou one Stranger: huh? Stranger: english please You: Do you wana a fight bitch Stranger: hahaha WOWW such language for an aging man You: yeah. So what cunt Stranger: hhahahahahahahah Stranger: this has been entertaining Stranger: alas Stranger: time to move on Stranger: farewell rapist Stranger: GO TELL OTHERS ABOUT UR SEX OFFENDER STATUS Stranger: bye![/QUOTE] lol's
Stranger: hi asl You: 23, m, your closet You: I like them underwears you wearing.. You: stop drinking that water You: and read this Stranger: im reading You: dont bother checking your closet. You: I won't be there...yet. Stranger: r u drunk You: at approximately midnight I will come out and rape you. You: violently. You: sweet dreams. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: anna is a bot You: Hi. You: Anna? Stranger: Hi sex offender You: What? Stranger: Hi sex offender Stranger: i wanna suck your dick Stranger: motherfucker
[QUOTE=Funsize;18678008]wtf is this?[/QUOTE] Happened to me before it's some type of chat room.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: u sob You: what? Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle&#8482; is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle&#8482; encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: 4 what? You: shit! how does omegle know? You: geez, that was 4 years ago Stranger: i mistake it You: i was at a party right? You: and then i got drunk You: i saw some 15-16 year old bitch You: i'm not gonna lie You: i did her You: that bitch kept screaming You: then i got the fbi on my ass Stranger: so? You: an they did me... You: in the showers You: i dropped the soap you know? You: i'll never get my ass back. You: i guess i cant use omegle anymore ;( You: i have to go now, i don't wanna be tracked. You: BITCH!!!!!!! You have disconnected. Here's another one.
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