Learn from my misfortune: Be careful with non-locking blades (pictures included)
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Really? you made a thread about a tiny cut like that? you fucking woman. come back to me when you have blood seeping from you in pools.
You even splinted it, fucking retarded for a flesh wound. I can cut myself deeper than that on purpose and brush it off. grow some testicles. I really hope this is a troll thread.
You cut yourself in ms paint?
[QUOTE=altthe6th;22263276]Really? you made a thread about a tiny cut like that? you fucking woman. come back to me when you have blood seeping from you in pools.
You even splinted it, fucking retarded for a flesh wound. I can cut myself deeper than that on purpose and brush it off. grow some testicles. I really hope this is a troll thread.[/QUOTE]
I cut it as deep as possible without cutting my finger off you dumbass, I cut to the bone, read the thread.. The image is a little while later after it has healed for a while, and as I said, I have a genetic condition which has aided that considerably.
It cut to the bone and the skin split apart over the bone, revealing the insides of my fingers and bleeding like fuck.
If I were to bend my finger at 90 degrees now and take a picture of it, then post it here, you would piss all over your seat and collapse.
magnum
[QUOTE=Jallen;22263340]I cut it as deep as possible without cutting my finger off you dumbass, I cut to the bone, read the thread.. The image is a little while later after it has healed, and as I said, I have a genetic condition which has aided that considerably.
It cut to the bone and the skin split apart over the bone, revealing the insides of my fingers and bleeding like fuck.[/QUOTE]
So. I cut to the bone too, my scars are inches long, you wont even scar from this. It's not like you have a condition like say, MS either.
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[QUOTE=Jallen;22263340]
If I were to bend my finger at 90 degrees now and take a picture of it, then post it here, you would piss all over your seat and collapse.[/QUOTE]
I doubt that.. I have had blood gushing from me before, me collecting it in my cupped hands so as not to make a slippery mess on the floor.
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;22263296]You cut yourself in ms paint?[/QUOTE]
mspaint is dangerous man
nearly died last time i used it
[QUOTE=altthe6th;22263393]So. I cut to the bone too, my scars are inches long, you wont even scar from this. It's not like you have a condition like say, MS either.
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I doubt that.. I have had blood gushing from me before, me collecting it in my cupped hands so as not to make a slippery mess on the floor.[/QUOTE]
You know you might be right... Well, but you know you do have a condition that helps you, it is called idiocy.
Your going to die young due to that disease :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=altthe6th;22263393]So. I cut to the bone too, my scars are inches long, you wont even scar from this. It's not like you have a condition like say, MS either.
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I doubt that.. I have had blood gushing from me before, me collecting it in my cupped hands so as not to make a slippery mess on the floor.[/QUOTE]
Internet bad ass here guys
[QUOTE=d3450;22263570]Your going to die young due to that disease :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
My grandad is 76 and cancer is getting him before the clots do.
[quote=carcarcargo]Internet bad ass here guys [/quote]I'm glad you said that or I may have continued to be trolled by him. Agree.
Same thing happened to me. The knife folded up onto my thumb and I had to get stitches. Shit sucked dicks.
steristrips are the answer to all your finger related injuries!
[img]http://www.mikeh269.com/files/13102009369.jpg[/img]
OP should join the army.
No rain of bullets will be a match for his super fast healing ability.
WTF is Magnum Ice Cream?
You guys are making it sound like some super dessert! :P
Hm, ... Have a heart. Luckily I only use Laguioles, which have an autolock when opened.
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;22262594]Who uses swiss army knives anyway o_o[/QUOTE]
Men.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22264406]WTF is Magnum Ice Cream?
You guys are making it sound like some super dessert! :P[/QUOTE]
It's the best Ice Cream ever.
Loving the splint for your cut.
Bitch i was cuttin bubble wrap and I cut my left middle finger down to the bone.
Fuckin cut lasted for a month and a half, and I still have an indent from it.
This is from about 10 months ago mind you.
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Used a fuckton of wet toilet paper to stop the bleeding :c00lbert:
I was once playing Power Rangers in the playground. One of my friends did a ninja spin. His fingernail violently severed the skin on my knuckle. I still have the fucking scar. I only cried for a few minutes.
Reminds me of the time I nearly cut my finger off with a chef's knife. I've still got a jagged scar.
[QUOTE=Muffinbuster;22266297]Reminds me of the time I nearly cut my finger off with a chef's knife. I've still got a jagged scar.[/QUOTE]
the knife obviously wasn't sharp enough
a sharp knife is a safe knife!
[QUOTE=mike;22266379]the knife obviously wasn't sharp enough
a sharp knife is a safe knife![/QUOTE]
Nah, it's just that it slipped while I was cutting with it and it went across my finger and off. It wasn't a straight down chop. If it was, it'd just be completely off.
Damn! How about you just stay away from folding knives in general?
Eww you saw the bone :ohdear:
Hmmmm... Magnum icecream?
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;22262594]Who uses swiss army knives anyway o_o[/QUOTE]
The swiss army and boyscouts, not that there's much of a difference.
[QUOTE=Jallen;22262005]So anyway kids, be fucking careful when using non-locking blades. Use them to slice, Yes. Use them to carve, Yes. Use them to stab, NO.
Do not ever apply pressure to the point, one small misdirection of pressure and it will push the blade closed onto your hand. [/QUOTE]
If you are into the arts and crafts then you should use a hobby knife instead, preferably one with a fixed blade.
There is a way to apply pressure to the point of a non-locking knife without compromising much safety. Sounds retarded? Yes, but doable.
1. Flip the knife so the blade faces upwards.
2. Hold the handle between your thumb and your index finger, keep body parts away from the closing side of the blade.
3. Keep the blade facing away from the body and carefully apply pressure.
Even if you slip, there's not much of a chance you'll hurt yourself.
My father once sliced off the tips of his fingers with a grinder. Bled like a fucking tap for ages.
I cut myself with a Swiss Army knife when i was around 12 carving a pretend sword because i was bored, i cut my thumb knuckle and it bled alot too, i have the scar to prove it!
Haha most of the replies in this thread are "wow man up I could totally do that... for breakfast."
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