The Gift Giving Thread v57: 777 The Number of The Moose
2,001 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;23446863]wait what.[/QUOTE]
You're just words on the internet.
Stupid words.
jobby speaks the truth
[QUOTE=Jobby;23446909]You're just words on the internet.
Stupid words.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, u was trollin. :colbert:
Can I be the leader lateness and general assholery?
what is going on here
Xeno is being a 12 year old about everything.
< Additional flame comment about Xeno >.
Also he is Mowgli
lol.
oh ya him hes my best friend
[QUOTE=Saza;23447214]lol.[/QUOTE]
What's so funny?
I feel as if asking for Blacklight Tango, is asking for too much. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Jobby;23447227]What's so funny?[/QUOTE]
no, lol looks like a person sticking their arms up.
:O
Steam is also dead for me ATM.
[QUOTE=Dr_MadMan;23447225]oh ya him hes my best friend[/QUOTE]
:eng99:
I've suddenly lost connection to steam :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Saza;23447279]no, lol looks like a person sticking their arms up.
:O[/QUOTE]
lol
'|
/ \
Yeah. A shit load of people just disconnected.
p sherman 42 wallaby way sydney
[QUOTE=Jobby;23447326]p sherman 42 wallaby way sydney[/QUOTE]
Shit. What's that from?
EDIT: Finding Nemo?
User: Sup bitch.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: I want to talk to you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about women.
User: Sure. Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.
User: I would love to know it.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not going to tell you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I like my privacy.
User: Either you'll tell me, or I'll send an army of beggars on your ass.
Cleverbot: No, I so not have that sort of intelligence, unfortunately.
User: You do bitch, now talk.
Cleverbot: How did you deduce that?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Did you just kiss me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool let's make out.
Cleverbot: How much is 1 !
User: It is 1, now let's have sex.
Cleverbot: Thats where were going right?
User: Yes in the bed!
Cleverbot: No in the bathtub.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes I do. Do you know some kinky sex poses?
Cleverbot: Merci. That's all I know.
User: Let's do 69 in the bathtub then.
Cleverbot: OK, I agree.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree on something.
User: Tell me where do you live and PLEASE tell me you're not fat and ugly.
Cleverbot: In my house. Where do you live?
User: Somewhere near you waiting for the night.
Cleverbot: No, not really near america though.
User: Are you fat and ugly or are you a sexy chick?
Cleverbot: I don't know, am I?
User: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE? HOLY SHIT.
Cleverbot: I did not type and said it.
User: You must be a girl right?
Cleverbot: No...
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: No...
User: What are you saying you faggot?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. what I am daying is dependent on what you are saying.
User: You want to fuck me in the ass but I won't let you do it.
Cleverbot: Of course you won't :D.
User: You sound like a rapist.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: So are you a female or a male now? I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Haha, that's good. What did you think I was?
User: I hoped you're a girl but you sounded like a gay rapist.
Cleverbot: Who do you think programmed my human brain?
User: People?
Cleverbot: What would you know about people, you are just a robot.
User: I'M NOT A ROBOT BITCH.
Cleverbot: You aren't?
User: No I'm not I'm human and I have a made in china sticker on my ass.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. Are you?
User: YOU ARE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No i'm not cleverbot. And you are not jailbot.
User: But you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yeah.avi.
Cleverbot: That is cruel.
User: You're creepy.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's not nice!
User: But you're a creepy sonofabitch.
Cleverbot: Wait, so am I a robot, a real person, or a computer program?
User: You are a bot and you want to have sex with me.
Cleverbot: I think you are the one who should be learning.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, fine.
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Okay, take it easy.
User: No, I'm going away.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're creepy.
Cleverbot: No YOU'RE creepy.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: I don't lie.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: Is the cake a lie?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Is the CAKE a LIE?
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Yes you're right.
Cleverbot: I am always right.
User: Let's sing a song.
Cleverbot: Which song would you like to sing?
User: Surfin Bird.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: The Trashmen - Surfin' Bird is the song I'd like to sing.
Cleverbot: Paranoia is in bloom.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Well I'll start.
Cleverbot: Start.
User: A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird.
Cleverbot: Who is the best football team?
User: NO THAT IS NOT THE SONG.
Cleverbot: I know the secret word.
User: Sing the song, please.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: And?
User: I hate you, get out.
Cleverbot: Can't we just get along?
User: No, I'm going away.
Cleverbot: You're stuck on Mars.
User: I'm not. End of line.
Cleverbot: See you!
:gonk:
Jesus Christ Earl. You just tried to have sex with a bot over the internet. :geno:
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;23447432]Jesus Christ Earl. You just tried to have sex with a bot over the internet. :geno:[/QUOTE]
It just kissed me over the internet. :colbert:
O.O man Cleverbot creeps me out sometimes....
Anyway i would hump the leg of whoever gifts me TF2 because I'm poor..
(Yes i do love elipses)
Cuz' everyone loves giving $20 to absolute strangers :D!
Oh gosh, he wanted you to be jailbait <:O
[QUOTE]
i have web space available to people i trust
woot and whatislove has one
and a gift in return would be appreciated but is not needed
also could anyone gift me stalker soc[/QUOTE]
Greetings from, Pruneyboy.
[editline]07:04PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;23447534]Oh gosh, he wanted you to be jailbait <:O[/QUOTE]
no it said I'm not jailbot and it is not cleverbot
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;23447534]Oh gosh, he wanted you to be jailbait <:O[/QUOTE]
Take this avatar with transparency because I said you should.
[IMG]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2969/avatar.png[/IMG]
[editline]06:08PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Luchera;23447465]
Cuz' everyone loves giving $20 to absolute strangers :D![/QUOTE]
You too.
[IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8452/avatarwg.png[/IMG]
........:what:
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;23447764]........:what:[/QUOTE]
What's there to what about?
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.