• _____ is now banned in Australia.
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Looks like chairs have been banned as well.
Quick guide on how shit ends up getting banned in Australia: 1. Dumbass (usually christian/old) MP hears of a story where a single person has mis-used a particular item (read: alcohol, guns, laser pointers, airsoft) 2. Said dumbass creates a panic in parliament by making out as if said item is a threat to the personal safety of millions (read: alcohol, guns, laser pointers, airsoft) 3. Newspapers (Usually Herald Sun) catch wind of the the story and publish it on the front page, complete with bullshit filled, hyperbolic headline and fact twisting story. 4. Herald Sun readers (A LOT of people) throw their support behind the MP and his noble crusade. 5. Bill gets passed, restricting (read: guns, alcohol) or banning (read: laser pointers, airsoft) said item. MP hailed as modern day jesus by the general public and everybody is happy. 6. A few months/years pass and another MP finds something else to panic about. and the cycle continues.
Posting on facepunch at a lan is now banned in australia.
pokemon is banned from australia because of exessive violence.
Music has been banned in Australia, as it is rumored that certain concerts have mosh-pits, meaning violence. Violence is baaaaaaaad. Government is gooood. Movies above G rating are now banned in Australia. All movies have been reshot and recut in a special "Australia edition," bringing their rating down from anywhere as high as an R-18+ to a G. Please enjoy tonight's feature film; The Inglorious Basterds meet Santa Claus. The XBox 360 and PS3 are both banned in Australia. It is now mandatory to own and play a Wii for at least three hours a day. Mass Effect 1 and 2 are now banned in Australia for being a "lesbian alien interracial orgy simulator." Miley Cyrus is now banned in Australia. I'm kidding, but that would be awesome. [QUOTE=PjaNoo^;20139716]I think one ban in australia everybody would enjoy was that women would be able to wear clothes, so all women would go around naked[/QUOTE] I think single men would enjoy that, but probably few others.
Google is now banned in australia. - Oh wait. [highlight](Australia was never banned from google ("gtfo" - Google to Australia))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;20133801]Series of underscores representing blank spaces are now banned in Australia.[/QUOTE] good thing i dont live in Australia
Common sense is now banned in Australia
AC/DC is banned in australia Australia have no bands now...
Adoption is now banned in Australia
Toilets is now banned in Australia.
[QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;20188499]Google is now banned in australia. - Oh wait. [highlight](Australia was never banned from google ("gtfo" - Google to Australia))[/highlight][/QUOTE] It's kinda ironic that he is actually banned now.
Google is now banned in Australia
[QUOTE=Rusty101;20136422]well, hentai actually has been banned in australia close enough[/QUOTE] Sadface has how been banned in Austrailia
Nothing has been in Australia.
The act of banning is banned in Australia. Offenders will be banned from Australia.
Blago has been banned in Australia. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Blagojevich_greeting_students_at_Ill_State_U._in_2006_.jpg[/img] Im ok with that I guess.
China banned :v:
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20226447]China banned :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://vistasucks.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/angry_chinese.jpg[/img]
20-8-5_1-12-16-8-1-2-5-19_8-1-19_2-5-5-14_2-1-14-14-5-4_9-14_1-21-19-20-18-1-12-9-1. The alphabet has been banned in Australia
Steam is banned in Australia.
Lasers are banned in Australia.
Clothes are banned in Australia.
All the aussie tv channels have been banned in Oz.
[QUOTE='[GMOB] Luke;20227943']Clothes are banned in Australia.[/QUOTE] Oh shit.
[QUOTE=benos;20228021]All the aussie tv channels have been banned in Oz.[/QUOTE] Nothing of value was lost.
Living is now banned in Australia.Punishable by execution.
light is banned in australia
Being Australian is now banned in Australia
Remember now Aussies "A man chooses, a slave obeys. " Rise against the bans!
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