• The Spider Thread
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here in ontario near the water we get these big ass fishing spiders, also known as 'dock spiders' fucking huge, need to kill with fire
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;22034754]spiders are really cool whoever is scared of them is missing out[/QUOTE] I don't miss out on them because I just crush the little fawking vampires. I've known two people that were bitten by Brown Recluses and they both are scarred for life with big open holes. They don't even walk the same now and have to constantly use medication on thier open wounds. Don't get me started on Black Widows. [editline]09:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=slippp22;22035081]here in ontario near the water we get these big ass fishing spiders, also known as 'dock spiders' fucking huge, need to kill with fire[/QUOTE]Have flame thrower.... will travel.
ahkafkhak Now im fucking itching! hakdhka
There's a few spiders in this picture... [IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090503213820/uncyclopedia/images/f/ff/Spiderswarm.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22035312]There's a few spiders in this picture... [IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090503213820/uncyclopedia/images/f/ff/Spiderswarm.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] All of those aren't even spiders (if they are daddy long legs which the appear to be)
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22035312]There's a few spiders in this picture... [IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090503213820/uncyclopedia/images/f/ff/Spiderswarm.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh god... :ohdear: It remember e, 5 years ago i was playing PC, it was night and then like 100 baby spiders started to walk on me, i freaked out. Rate me heart :ohdear:
[QUOTE=PlamZ;22035412]Oh god... :ohdear: It remember e, 5 years ago i was playing PC, it was night and then like 100 baby spiders started to walk on me, i freaked out. Rate me heart :ohdear:[/QUOTE] mommy spider layed eggs in your hair...
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22035312]There's a few spiders in this picture... [IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090503213820/uncyclopedia/images/f/ff/Spiderswarm.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Spiders everywhere in this bitch
[img]http://io9.com/assets/resources/2008/04/spider-jerusalem-not-fuck.jpg[/img] Spider you say?
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22035312]There's a few spiders in this picture... *wallofspiders* [/QUOTE] Dear god, that sent shivers up my spine
I lifted my legs up and sat cross-legged in my chair whilst reading this thread.
This thread is going to give me nightmares tonight... :ohdear:
[QUOTE=coco911231;22035491]mommy spider layed eggs in your hair...[/QUOTE] I saw the mother 10 second after, it had more babies on her. I just ran off and came back the day after with some RAID.
[img]http://softic.cz/happy_spider.jpg[/img]
A spider made of spider babies! [IMG]http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/dipshitcorn/2sburgspiderbabies.jpg[/IMG]
I had a Mexican Redknee Tarantula, but it killed itself by shedding it's skin too earlu :( It's name was Pider :D
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;22032380]Not spiders, by the way.[/QUOTE] The Australian and New Zealand variety are.
[joke]Shit guys i just woke up with a spider near my dick[/joke]
Spiders are douchebags in person.
[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/Hjsbk.jpg[/img][/quote] I just had a cuteness overload. :3:
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22037681]A spider made of spider babies! [IMG]http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/dipshitcorn/2sburgspiderbabies.jpg[/IMG[/QUOTE] Found one of those a few nights back. Always cool to see. Took a picture of it: [img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/132/a/2/Wolf_Spider_carrying_young_3_by_postal_crazylegs.jpg[/img] Wolf spiders are awesome.
Prehistoric spiders are the best ones.
im pretty sure the only spiders that i think should not rot in hell are those daddy long legs. they eat mosquitoes. and they are fun to play with. but other than that, they should die slow and painfully. [IMG]http://floridabugs.net/images/spiders/daddy_long_legs_lrg.jpg[/IMG]
I'm arachnophobic a-OH GOD AAAHHH AHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE FUEL! [editline]04:44PM[/editline] KILL IT WITH FIRE GODdAMN NOTHING SHOULD HAVE THAT MANY EYES OH GOD IT'S WATCHING ME GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Saw a nest of them in my greenhouse today. Heaps of tiny little yellow ones, holding onto eachother for support in a little clump. They all got woken up by the watering can and scrambled about a bit before going back to their clump. :3:
I don't really like spiders, but I don't mind them as long as they stay away from me. [IMG]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6781/1274201123342.jpg[/IMG] That said, this is the most adorable spider I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=postal;22042774]Found one of those a few nights back. Always cool to see. Took a picture of it: <VERY BIG SPIDER PICTURE> Wolf spiders are awesome.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3kQk-lgFRI[/media]
I think this thread needs more spiders to scare the shit out of people. Probably the black tarantula is already quite enough,but yes. Suggestions on what to add?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Hjsbk.jpg[/img] Now I have a fear of spiders, but that is just cute. Look at its eyes awwww.
This thread makes me cringe.
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