I found an ancient basket of junk food. Not sure if it's edible.
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Tasty Cakes on average have more preservatives than a funeral home, i think you'll be fine
Oh man, those cookie-things are taking me back to grade school. Swiss rolls as well.
if you don't want them i'll take them and revive them by storing them in my many necks of fat
dude don't do it!!!!
it has been 5 hours since pentium last replied. i think he's dead.
Dude eat it! It's healthy for you. Old chocolate is healthy for you!
Make a video showing yourself eating it for the sake of archive!
RIP pentium, we'll never know how delicious it was
Nah, don't eat it. You should give it to your enemies.
Eat it and get massive diarrhea
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well rip
u shall be miss.
Its possible that s/he is in a snack coma rather than dead. My brother once found a box of Oatmeal Pies under his bed. They were there for a little more than a year, but the box was sealed. Of course he eats them, but there were no apparent ill effects.
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;41140763]Its possible that s/he is in a snack coma rather than dead. My brother once found a box of Oatmeal Pies under his bed. They were there for a little more than a year, but the box was sealed. Of course he eats them, but there were no apparent ill effects.[/QUOTE]
I thought you were going to say he entered a food coma and battled the gods of sugary snacks to defeat the Emperor Twinky in order to bring him back to conciousness.
But nooooOOo you had to be captain boring and said he ate some food!
OP made me hungry.
I had the shits this morning but it was still worth it.
If he has actually killed himself (Which obviously he hasn't) I'll be very surprised.
[QUOTE=pentium;41142291]I had the shits this morning but it was still worth it.[/QUOTE]
The question is whether or not the shits were the result of the age of the product, or just eating a basket of snack cakes in general.
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;41141598]I thought you were going to say he entered a food coma and battled the gods of sugary snacks to defeat the Emperor Twinky in order to bring him back to conciousness.
But nooooOOo you had to be captain boring and said he ate some food![/QUOTE]
theres this one guy that[B] shot himself with a loaded gun[/B]
[sp]the gun was purposely jammed though, nothing happened[/sp]
another man jumped off this [B]huge cliff[/B]
[sp]he miscalculated, and landed on a platform just under him two feet down[/sp]
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;41145262]The question is whether or not the shits were the result of the age of the product, or just eating a basket of snack cakes in general.[/QUOTE]
After his digestive system normalizes he should recreate the basket with fresh snack cakes
I once found a really old rectangle-shaped bread thingy. It looked like it was decades old, but being a 7-year old moron, I ate that thing.
The next day, I obliterated the toilet. I regret nothing.
[QUOTE=TorrentR;41148019]I once found a really old rectangle-shaped bread thingy. It looked like it was decades old, but being a 7-year old moron, I ate that thing.
The next day, I obliterated the toilet. I regret nothing.[/QUOTE]
i was a textbook idiot child and would eat petrified mcdonalds fries wherever i could find them. strengthens the immune system (and the jaws too, i suppose.)
I can't stop pooping! :v:
Do you regret it?
I REGRET NOTHING!!
i can't remember the last time i had a regretless poop
send it to shoenice22
Those little debbie cream pies are great
Suffer from the worst name possible, they need to run a campaign to take it back
Oatmeal Cream Pies. Really good.
Had the shits all last night. My ass burns hotter than the sun.
Took pepto at around 5AM. Everything has been quiet since.
Okay, fuck the rest of this basket. I'm just going to put a piece of paper that says FREE on it and leave them in the student lounge at the university tomorrow.
Pure evil, I like it
Did anyone honestly believe plastic seals hold that long in an non-refrigerated area?
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