Put it on a wooden stake, in front of your house.
Let's see neighbors fuck with you now
Take a picture of it I want to see you epic success.
Eat it, and then you will be immune to bee stings.
Obviously hang it on a mount over your bed with it saying "I killed a hornet" in gold lettering
throw it at a young child
put it in someone's food
eat it
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Put in family's cereal.
Make them it for breakfast
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Profit.
Give it to my girlfriend. Believe it or not she is a bug collector
[QUOTE=GawdOfROFLS;23344841]Give it to my girlfriend. Believe it or not she is a bug collector[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
SHE IS..... she brought in some cicadas and Moths the other day to show me.
fuck it
Flush it down the toilet. Fast and clean!
Make it look like it hung its self.
[QUOTE=feartherain;23346322]Make it look like it hung its self.[/QUOTE]
Then add a tiny suicide note next to it.
Send a picture to his/her hornet wife/husband along with a note saying you'll be coming for her/him and the kids.
Call an ambulance
tie strings to its limbs and perform insect puppetry
[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;23335743]Turn it into a cyborg.
Name him Badass Hornet.[/QUOTE]
Blast Hornet.
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Tie string around it then freeze it. So you have a hornet on string like a pet
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Soup! Tasty hornet soup, I dont know why but I think it'll have a bit of s sting to it.
Dissect it.
Bury it and dig it up in a year.
Build him/her a house. All dad hornets need a house, better yet, give him/her a viking funeral or sacrifice him to the gods!
Boil it.
Get fishing line, make a noose, make a set of pics of it commiting suicide.
Put it on your eye.
Drink its insides.
Stab yourself with it's stinger, and then put it on a flower. That's all it wanted in life, so give it to it in death.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;23334690]I had a hornet the size of my hand on my back before.
Apparently it was there for like 5 minutes and everyone thought it would be HILARIOUS not to tell me.[/QUOTE]
You must have small hands.
Put fishing strings onto it and scare your friends.
Make it into a ventriloquist dummy.
I once ate a crunchy bee that I found on a windowsill.
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