• I killed a big hornet. What do I do with it?
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Tie it by it's legs to the top of your back door as a warning to other wasps.
Make a huge lego castle for it.
I think OP got rid of the hornet already. Anyways, You can play darts with it or Tie it on a small string, tie the other side to a fan, turn the fan on and watch it spin!
Ebay, somebody might buy it
get a tack and a cork board, and tack it to the cork board by its head
[QUOTE=Splungey;23334688]Jizz on it, post pics[/QUOTE] Where do you guys come up with this stuff?!
First thing's first. This is the internet son, pics in this bitch or you killed nowt.
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;23413503]Where do you guys come up with this stuff?![/QUOTE] From the years of internet that desensitized us.
First, make a boat of bark, make sure it can float. Get some leaves and other burnable things. Put the hornet on the leaves and all in the boat, set it on fire, and let it go. A funeral fit for a king.
eat it
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;23344761]Eat it, and then you will be immune to bee stings.[/QUOTE] lol
Craft a kickass hat.
rub it's scent all over yourself then they will be blind to you and you will become one of them.
Mail it to the White House
Lick the stinger.
Rip the spine out, and keep it as a trophy. Leave the body to rot.
Take a picture and send it to PETA.
Turn it into a cybernetic fighting machine. Alternatively, dice it up and add it to steak.
How big is it? Cause if your daughter/niece/cousin/sister plays with dolls, you could give it to here so her Barbie has a pet.
Facial. Now.
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3526/3225000843_79d9c0699c.jpg[/img] When my pet walking stick died, I gave him a burial with a popsicle stick gravestone. Try it.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23417045]Rip the spine out, and keep it as a trophy. Leave the body to rot.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure hornets, or any bugs for that matter, don't have spines
Make a little tombstone and Stuff
Giant hornets? :ohdear: Might want to make sure Colorado's not being overrun by zombies right now.
Make a coffin, a tombstone and a little funeral scene with little chairs and a little piano and shit then have a ceremony in his honour and bury him and make a video about it.
Make a time lapse video of it decomposing.
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You have a couple of options • Give it to someone who is a bug collector or • Preserve it's head and dump the body near the hornets nest That will teach them little fuckers
Cut its head off, stick it on a cocktail stick and put it outside as a warning for other hornets not to go any further
I say again, Facial. Now.
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