• post your zombie apocalypse plan of action
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[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28359010]I was thinking more abandoned on the freeway. Thousands of cars are going to be left stranded in the roads with keys in the ignition and gas in the tank.[/QUOTE] I would be all for it, but it will be pretty hard to get a car out of the hundred mile long clogged mess with all the cars blocking any drivable path. It could be done, but there would be some great difficulty around offramps. Now that you mention all this, I'm starting to think it might just be a good idea to get some atv's or motorcycles for the highway half of things, and grab a car at the very end of your highway trip. [editline]1st March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Antdawg;28360236]First thing I'd do is make sure I would have access to my family's Nissan Patrol, then assuming they haven't already been raided by other desperate people I would go raid my local supermarket and make sure to get tonnes of canned food and bottled water. I'd then either go to and live in the bush on my father's land where it's pretty remote and far from much civilisation or take some wooden planks back that we cut with our sawmill only recently and use them to board up my house, which is in a pretty remote suburb anyways. For a weapon I don't own any guns, and it's hard to own one in Australia but I bloody well have enough chainsaws. I have three of them but only one is really good as the other two are cheap chinese shit and can't cut for shit. Also I'd make sure I have plenty of petrol. I wouldn't really want to use the chainsaw though, it'd be loud and I don't think they would cut through flesh as good as Hollywood would like to make you think. I'd rather just avoid all contact. However for the long-term plan of survival I'd wait until I've used half of my supplies and hopefully by then the zombies would have starved to death and I'd be free to make it to any place where you'd typically expect a hold-out of sorts: A harbour, airport or military base. Also I'm surprised that so many people in this thread think that when a zombie apocalypse comes they can without any problem get automatic rifles, submachine guns or battle rifles. Well I live in Australia so we don't have many guns here, but if the United States has a gun behind every blade of grass then I stand corrected and ignore the last sentence.[/QUOTE] To legally own a full automatic firearm in USA, you simply submit a 200$ tax stamp, a form, wait several weeks for a background check to be completed, have a reputable chief law enforcement officer sign a form... and you are good to go. An M60E3 can be had for as little as 15,000 dollars in full working condition. Pretty much everyone has or easily can acquire a high powered firearm setup in America. In fact I am planning on getting either an M16A3/A4 style AR15 (actual M16A2's are extremely expensive... not to mention that you have more options with civilian versions, and technically you can make a better civilian version for thousands of dollars less IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.) I'll either be getting the A3 or A4 style ar15, an M1A put together for medium to long range shooting (300-900 yards), a SCAR-H, or an ACR by Bushmaster or Remington.
i dont think that the gun store would be abandoned i,d rather team up with them beacuse they have shit loads of wepons.
I would get in a camper van, and stuff it with food and water. I would use any weapon available, preferably a sword due to it causing the least amount of sound of most weapons (The more sound, the more zombies attracted). Then I would hit the road and wouldn't stop. Because the towns and cities are the worstplaces to be. I would take fuel from cars and petrol stations I come by on the way, and head roughly North. If you never stop, you can't be surrounded. But if I did eventually want to settle down. Somewhere with a clear field of view in all directions, and at least three escape routes would be best. Then when settled, I would go on forages and explore the surrounding areas for people and food ect. That is my plan for the apocalypse. Oh and I'd take my stereo; put on some glasses and Hans zimmers Inception music, and wait for the army and the weather to wipe out the zombies.
Play Fortresscraft because I can't play Minecraft on my computer.
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1. FAP 2. Hear on the news of a zombie outbreak. 3. Go into my room 4. Get the gun from under my bed 5. Shoot myself.
Okay first I'd fap non-stop (ITT: Fapping) Then I'd shoot dem bastards with my Nerf :downs: I would actually probably hide underground with all the Reese's and Cheetos you could imagine and wait it out. [editline]1st March 2011[/editline] [quote=gingerninja500;28365470]i dont think that the gun store would be abandoned i,d rather team up with them beacuse they have shit loads of wepons.[/quote] weapons
1] Take car. 2] Go to Mum's. 3] Kill Phil. 4] Grab Liz. 5] Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;28368892]1] Take car. 2] Go to Mum's. 3] Kill Phil. 4] Grab Liz. 5] Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.[/QUOTE] You bitch I was just about to post that!
What I'd do that none of the other retards do in zombie movies is to make myself a light but hard metal armor and cover every single part of myself, problem zombies?
It is theoretically possible to create a virus similiar to the infection spread to create zombies in games, just in real life, yes? If you have human-rabies and combine it with some kind of pestilence to make sure the virus spreads as the carrier will go postal and spread the disease via air aswell. When the carrier is dead, the virus will trigger a new virus to activate; a virus uncommonly found among ants will make the dead cadaver of the victim keep going after death*- this combined with the rabies mentioned earlier, will create an infection practically identical to the ones seen in games. * I think it's something, like, it triggers the electrical impulses of the dead body's brain to still keep going under influence of the virus, thereby keeping the carrier an undead. Ontopic: I'd probably take some random car and boat and go to my parents' holiday-home; it's on a unpopulated island and we have vehicles, guns, food and unlimited water and muuch more there. :D
First off I would grab my backpack (its always ready for hiking\camping so that covers most supplies) Next I would get my guns (I do love my 2nd amendment) and machetes (I have one in on my wall pic. below and one in my toolshed) [media][IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2h863gw.jpg[/IMG][/media] Gather my mountain house meals (dehidrated for backpacking) After I had supplies I would get in my jeep and use back roads to go to the middle of the Us (flat terrain with lower populations) Head north to canada (zombies cant move below freezing)
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28368748]Okay first I'd fap non-stop (ITT: Fapping) Then I'd shoot dem bastards with my Nerf :downs: I would actually probably hide underground with all the Reese's and Cheetos you could imagine and wait it out. [editline]1st March 2011[/editline] weapons[/QUOTE] lol resse and cheetos your from the UK
I would most likely sit in my house until I run out of food, then go to the nearby grocery store until zombies came, then run like hell to the nearest car, and drive randomly until I ran out of gas, and then die.
[QUOTE=devilbear;28369215]What I'd do that none of the other retards do in zombie movies is to make myself a light but hard metal armor and cover every single part of myself, problem zombies?[/QUOTE] [url]http://books.google.com/books?id=4mcT7A371xQC&pg=PA61&lpg=PA61&dq=zombie+survival+guide+chainmail&source=bl&ots=nYRm6T1U3W&sig=526jdF3eI7OP96_oZMs-e_UXCiE&hl=en&ei=ZahuTbz0OpK3tgfKyq32Dg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CC0Q6AEwAg#v=onepage&q&f=false[/url] The link is the zombie survival guide (all pages are there and easy to navigate) Page sixty discusses armor similar to your Idea
I would go to the north pole because zombies have no internal body heat they would freeze. 1.hook up my car with shit so I can ram into trucks on the highway 2.get some melee weapons 3.get food and water in every mom and pop store on the way,probably will have to kill the mom and pop of the place 4.get gas from every car I pass and also bring a bike in case I run out of gas 5.arrive at the north pole set up camp 6.go back to the hell hole that is a city and stock up on shit 7.head back and set up an energy source 8.go back into town and find the gamestop and take every thing 9.come back and enjoy the apocalypse 10.Also if I find a girl secure her and take back to my place to save humanity and other bullshit.
[QUOTE=DaveOfDefeat;28356013]First stop is the firearms shop/range a few miles away. They have everything from class 3 full auto shop-owned M6E3's, to your good ol springfield M1A's set up in several DMR configurations. They also have shop owned SCAR-L's and SCAR-H's, AR15's in dozens of configs, etcetcetc. Tons of ammo. Enough to equip hundreds of people comfortably. [B]NEXT STOP[/B] Military surplus store for military backpacks, the best clothing I can find, MRE's, water purification, chemical suits, list goes on. Then my friends, their women, me, my fiance, her family and my family are going to find a very strong, high up building. We will transport all of our equipment and supplies there, and assign a few dozen people to stand guard as 10-15 of us go out and grab as much shit as we can from all over the town and city. this includes vehicles, tons of stuff to set up barricades fromstores like home depot and lowes..... [B]and as much stuff as we can get our hands on that can be used to create anything we need. MacGuyver would be proud of us.[/B] [B]Mission[/B] [I][U][B]Objective 1[/B][/U][/I] We're going to create as large of a barricade around the building as possible. Essentially we will be creating a 360 field of death, danger and destruction hundreds of feet long surrounding said building, so have fun getting over the barricade without hours of work or tons of explosives. [B][U][I]Objective 2[/I][/U][/B] We'll all hunker down in the building, floors will be guarded and patrolled, and scouts will cover a 360 degree field of view of the land surrounding the building as far as the eye can see. My family already has shit tons of firearms, military experience, construction experience and tons of crap that can be used to basically set up a makeshift ghetto military base. When the onslaught of zombies reaches our destination, we'll just pick them off from the roof tops until either [B]a. we don't have any more zombies to kill, or b. we don't have any ammunition left...and thats about the point where I get to rigging up a gigantic explosive setup, wait until the building is surrounded by hundreds or thousands of zombies... and boom. all you fuckers are going down with me.[/B] Shit, I really don't know. I guess we're going to fill this building up with enough food to last a few months. Eventually it'll run out, and at that point it all depends on whether or not the zombies were of a type that died out, or a type that were capable of living on indefinitely regardless of environmental conditions. [B]Some of what will be included in this delightful vacation package[/B] [img_thumb]http://offroadgears.com/media/catalog/category/MRE.JPG[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/74417066.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D01EBBD6AC2881040E1E8BF0DD7DB8F0A625906F3FE8E6F3BC[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://www.special-warfare.net/data_base/204_military_rifles/001_03_us_small_arms_carbine_04/sopmod_m4_carbine_06.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://www.tactical-life.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/springfield.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i29.tinypic.com/10wk754.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://www.major-malfunction.com/m60e4%20mod1%20copy1.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Can I hang out with you guys when this happens?
[QUOTE=tier56;28387458]Can I hang out with you guys when this happens?[/QUOTE] Can you use a firearm? What experience do you have shooting a rifle?
1.take petes car 2.drive to my house 3.fap 4.run round crying 5.pretend to be a zombie
"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over." In all seriousness, find a good safehouse. The only way we get up is by ladder. Like an upstairs apartment if we can dismantle the stairs. The stairs are on the outside. Hoard weapons and supplies there with a group of people. Go back down and have a group of two or three people on supply runs when needed. We get the entire second floor. Or even better (if we find the right apartments) second and third floors.
[QUOTE=iamtehgman;28388093]1.take petes car 2.drive to my house 3.fap 4.run round crying 5.pretend to be a zombie[/QUOTE] for number 5 you have to hold down the X button for it to work.:smug: [SP] Its a deadrising joke[/sp]
About 70 of us would be armed and we would load up on food, weapons, ammo, and other supplies and leave for hawii, if not, barricade most of the town and wait until it is safe to leave. Or, wait till they all die from overheating and exploding in the 110 degree summer heat, or fall apart in the winter. I would post more but I don't want to write an essay. [editline]2nd March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28359010]I was thinking more abandoned on the freeway. Thousands of cars are going to be left stranded in the roads with keys in the ignition and gas in the tank.[/QUOTE] Good luck getting a car out of a clusterfuck of a traffic jam with zombies all around the cars.
i think all of us will just get zombified before the cool stuff begins
well the 28 days later all the zombies starve to death in 3 years so I'm just going to tuff it out and take as many free games as I can
Head north to echo, or get to Mercy Hospital. And are you guys retarded or something? Where do you think youre gonna get all those S.W.A.T weapons and shit?
[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;28388234]"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over." In all seriousness, find a good safehouse. The only way we get up is by ladder. Like an upstairs apartment if we can dismantle the stairs. The stairs are on the outside. Hoard weapons and supplies there with a group of people. Go back down and have a group of two or three people on supply runs when needed. We get the entire second floor. Or even better (if we find the right apartments) second and third floors.[/QUOTE] I like this. Combine it with my original plan of the whole barricade/checkpoint/secured compound idea on the outter perimeter, and it would be pretty sweet. Keep in mind that this "barricade/defensive perimeter" will be little more than a bunch of barbed wire, metal debris, concrete obstacles and broken down cars, but it will be at the very least, like intended, defensive even if only slightly. I was thinking of your idea with knocking out the stairs... I want to add on to that- how about connecting buildings modified in that fashion throughout the neighborhood via sturdy walkways between 2nd or higher floor windows? In case something were to happen to one building, whether it be structural failure due to not having the necessary people on site to do normal structural repairs, or a fire.... you could always transfer shop over to a different building, without needing to traverse the land at ground level, lower your protection level by a large degree. Just my two cents worth, hope you like it. [editline]2nd March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zovox;28388975]Head north to echo, or get to Mercy Hospital. And are you guys retarded or something? Where do you think youre gonna get all those S.W.A.T weapons and shit?[/QUOTE] Do you live in the USA? nearly every large county in the USA has at least 4 or 5 firearms shops and shooting ranges, and they tend to make the bulk of their income by selling tricked out AR-15 setups and selling fully automatic weapons to people. Most indoor shooting ranges in the USA will always have a few MP5's (class 3), Thompson Submachine guns (class 3 but usually post WWII), and many of them will have 1 to 3 M60's (class 3)
[QUOTE=Zovox;28388975]Head north to echo, or get to Mercy Hospital. And are you guys retarded or something? Where do you think youre gonna get all those S.W.A.T weapons and shit?[/QUOTE] Gun stores and sword stores....don't know were a sword store is though hummmm
[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;28389231]Gun stores and sword stores....don't know were a sword store is though hummmm[/QUOTE] Quite a few military swords in surplus shops, and other types of swords in flea markets.. Im not quite sure where else though, never owned a sword
Quite simple, really, my friends and I have initiated our plan of action. 1: Once the infection begins, we make sure our houses are well boarded after we leave with the appropriate supplies. We wish to return after holding out. 2: We group at the local park, that's secluded from most of the rest of my town. From there we head up to the Cabin that we [my family] have in Wisconsin. There, it is fairly far away from any major populated area. 3: We will then hold out, living off the land and raiding the farms that are within a brisk hiking distance. 4: Weapon wise, we'd take simple guns. I'd have a .45 S&W Lock Rifle and a Colt M1911. Why? Those weapons feed off the same ammunition, and there's plenty of that laying around. Automatic weapons and optics are out of the question, those would be taken by raiders. 5: We'd see if we could last a month. If we do, we slowly head back down to our home town, steering clear from big cities and highways (unless required of course). 6: Once we return, if the infection has wiped out the city, we would raid any remaining supplies and head back to the cabin. If there's still some survivors or the military, we'd head back to our homes and hope for the best. That, or I'd set myself on fire and run through a home depot holding emergency flares :v:.
Find a fortified location or a big house (a mansion?), set up a fuckton of landmines around the house, collect massive amounts of explosives and bomb the shit out of anyone who even so much as wanders on my property. I could bring a couple of friends to so I wouldn't be alone.
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