• Designated Shitting Poll (How do you wipe your ass?).
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[QUOTE=Rudevinny;49950197]Why the fuck do I need some fucking toy toilet that sprays cold water at my ass? Just be like me and heat up some puff pastry sheets before every shitting session and wipe your ass with the warm sheets until your asshole is spic and span. I mean, regular toilet paper is fine, but it lacks the warm smoothness and flakiness of some straight-outta-oven puff pastry sheets.[/QUOTE] You nasty viking. Say your hands are covered in oil/grease/whatever. Would you just use one of those, or would you get some warm water and lotsa soap and wash it off thoroughly? Same principle applies to our butts. Total, absolute cleanliness, none of that wet wipes crap.
Where's the option for not wiping your ass?
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49950218]Where's the option for not wiping your ass?[/QUOTE] Speaking of that, where's the diaper option
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;49950239]Maybe I always wash my hands if they're covered in gunk you primitive churl[/QUOTE] There you go, so you're proving my point, you godless heathen! [editline]17th March 2016[/editline] As a superior bidet user, using wet wipes would be an insult to my ass!
[QUOTE=Tools;49950109]i don't see any option for using seashells[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49950218]Where's the option for not wiping your ass?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=gary spivey;49950253]Speaking of that, where's the diaper option[/QUOTE] This option: "You use other method of cleaning (post the method if you select this option)."
My mom wipes my ass for me
I blowdry my ass after I get out if the shower. Swampass is something I can't deal with.
Generally just toilet paper, but occasionally a bidet (the kind that's a small handheld shower attached to the sink) if needed then toilet paper.
I think the survey is too simplistic to gauge any meaningful data [quote]You use water (from a designated mug, hose or similar).[/quote] The problem with this is that water from a container is different to from a hose. This means that you actually have to use your hand to touch ass your ass whereas with a hose at a distance you don't need to.
Wipe a few times with toilet paper. then use a babywipe then dry and pick up any remaining stuff with a little more toilet paper
If you use wet wipes or baby wipes make sure you don't flush them. They fuck up sewage systems hardcore. Toilet paper disintegrates almost instantly, wipes don't disintegrate at all. Also I use dry toilet paper. If your ass is so filthy after a poo that toilet paper isn't enough just have a shower. And if it's consistently bad see a fucking doctor.
The real problem here seems to be the fact that some people [I]stand up[/I] to wipe. I don't care what you wipe [I]with[/I]. Also, apparently some people wipe in the direction of ass-to-balls which is just straightup masochistic
Shit I didn't see there was a box about washing your hands.
I occasionally do it all
Dry paper, but real talk I want one of those toilets with the bidet mode.
Toilet Paper then Baby Wipes I literally cannot sleep if I don't clean my anus because it starts itching and gets worse.
Hose followed by a shower. Toiled paper is barbaric and [i]wil[/i] draw blood from your asshole after particularly bad shits, i can't believe i used it for so long.
Why is taking [i]a bath[/i] an option instead of a shower? Do you enjoy being submerged in dead skin and poop flecks after shitting?
[QUOTE=honestfam;49951392]Hose followed by a shower. Toiled paper is barbaric and [i]wil[/i] draw blood from your asshole after particularly bad shits, i can't believe i used it for so long.[/QUOTE] If you're having a bad shit, then that alone will usually cause the bleeding. It's only when you wipe do you show the blood.
[QUOTE=.Vel;49951428]If you're having a bad shit, then that alone will usually cause the bleeding. It's only when you wipe do you show the blood.[/QUOTE] Not exactly bleed but you can rub your skin too much and leave it irritated. After successive messy shits it really starts to hurt.
[QUOTE=honestfam;49951506]Not exactly bleed but you can rub your skin too much and leave it irritated. After successive messy shits it really starts to hurt.[/QUOTE] Get softer toilet paper. It sounds like you're using really rough cloth.
[QUOTE=.Vel;49951515]Get softer toilet paper. It sounds like you're using really rough cloth.[/QUOTE] but water is cheaper and much gentler on the asshole m8, y'all should give it a try.
[IMG]http://www.barefootfloor.com/shop/images/toto-washlet-2.jpg[/IMG] Get the fuck out of here with your dry tp. This baby can take the paint off a wall on max setting. Take the stickiest shit of your life, give 'er a squirt and wipe with one square and nothings left behind.
Showerhead/water masterrace represent. Saves paper like crazy and once you get used to it, you'll feel every poop molecule itching in your butthole if there's been no option to use water. Also underwear stays much cleaner, and every surface you sit on, by exension. [QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49950218]Where's the option for not wiping your ass?[/QUOTE] Your option is to get out, you monster [editline]editline[/editline] Fact is, toilet paper doesn't remove poop from butt hair, it just smears it about.
[QUOTE=Talishmar;49952188]Showerhead/water masterrace represent. Saves paper like crazy and once you get used to it, you'll feel every poop molecule itching in your butthole if there's been no option to use water. Also underwear stays much cleaner, and every surface you sit on, by exension.[/QUOTE] Agreed. Especially both in terms of the environment & comfort. Can't believe people here are willing to shit on an option before they even give it a go. Toilet paper isn't the masterrace.
[QUOTE=icarusfoundyou;49952202]Agreed. Especially both in terms of the environment & comfort. Can't believe people here are willing to shit on an option before they even give it a go. Toilet paper isn't the masterrace.[/QUOTE] I'd consider it if I didn't have to walk around with my pants around my ankles and go to a different room to get to the shower.
[QUOTE=lilguy;49951420]Why is taking [i]a bath[/i] an option instead of a shower? Do you enjoy being submerged in dead skin and poop flecks after shitting?[/QUOTE] I meant for that option to mean shower or bath.
Surprised by the amount of people here who likes getting fucked in the ass by their toilets.
[quote]Dry TP 87.50% Cleaning your hands after you shit 29.78%[/quote] :suicide:
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;49971265]Surprised by the amount of people here who likes getting fucked in the ass by their toilets.[/QUOTE] if it was worded like that in the poll it'd probably be lower, but you never know with the miracle of modern technology
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