Jokes that you made up but never got recognition for
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[QUOTE=bigdan;17562481]Quoted for awsome.[/QUOTE]
Duurrr, let's post another wall of text for saying something stupid!
What did A say to B?
"Wow, did you C those D's?"
hurrhurr
Microsoft Technical Support.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17562430]-snip-[/QUOTE]
That was a long story.
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[QUOTE=Heatvision...;17035617]ITT: Stupid jokes [i]that the creator didn't understand that it's simply not funny[/i][/QUOTE]
Fixed
EDIT:
Didn't Gurant used to ban for quoting huge stuff like that?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17562430]So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
He'd decided to try his SUV.....etc..[/QUOTE]
So I read all of this and for some reason started to enjoy the story for a pun that was stupid and not funny.
Let's hope not.
[QUOTE=massaki;17565991]Now, why are you a gmod.com admin again?[/QUOTE]
Because I submitted a good news post.
[editline]07:28PM[/editline]
Facepunch admin != Gmod.com
As long as I don't fuck Gmod.com up, I'm fine. :smug:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17562430]So, there's a man crawling through the desert
[...][/QUOTE]
Utter, utter bollocks.
"you skipped the stupid mile-long joke and therefore you're a lazy prick"
I've read longer stories on b3ta (with more satisfying endings too).
I skipped this one because I knew it was solely for the purpose of having a stupid punchline and therefore wasn't worth it.
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" Whats yellow and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?" A JCB
everyone says banana ;D
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I said that shit WAY before anyone else.
Kids in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the backseat cause kids... LMFAO!!!
You're born cold, wet, and hungry. It just gets worse from there...
When life hands you lemons, just eat them.
don't fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
On the 3rd day God created rifles so man could hunt the dinosaurs & homosexuals.
Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
Men are like fine wines...They start out as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with, but usually they turn to vinegar.
YOU SPEND 9 MONTHS TRYING TO GET OUT OF A PUSSY, AND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO GET BACK IN ONE.
A.D.D. killed my chicken.
*whips out my cock, it unrolls about 20 feet* if a girl will suck it, I can reach the cereal box on top of the fridge with her ass cheeks...
If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving is not for you.
You can't make footprints in The Sands Of Time by sitting on your butt... And who wants to make buttprints in The Sands Of Time?
Don't get your panties in a bunch; nothing is solved and it makes you walk funny.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17562430]-snip-[/QUOTE]
It feels like the more you scroll through it the longer it gets, man.
:frog:
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I actually really liked the story. It was quite relaxing.
Stop quoting it.
Third group. Great.. I'm a slacker.
Immortal Kombat would be a really shitty game.
Metrosexual is when you get freaky on a train.
I've always thought these would be great if like Demetri Martin used them in one of his shows. :D
How serious is the joker?
Dead serious.
That long joke was a really good read. I enjoyed it anyway.
not wholely responsible but...
in eighth grade I would always yell fail if someone got a problem wrong or something, nobody else did it, come 10th grade, 98% of my school still didnt know what facepunch is, and at least 50% of people used fail on a daily basis.
[QUOTE=Pixel Heart;17568493]Kids in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the backseat cause kids... LMFAO!!!
You're born cold, wet, and hungry. It just gets worse from there...
When life hands you lemons, just eat them.
don't fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
On the 3rd day God created rifles so man could hunt the dinosaurs & homosexuals.
Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
Men are like fine wines...They start out as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with, but usually they turn to vinegar.
YOU SPEND 9 MONTHS TRYING TO GET OUT OF A PUSSY, AND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO GET BACK IN ONE.
A.D.D. killed my chicken.
*whips out my cock, it unrolls about 20 feet* if a girl will suck it, I can reach the cereal box on top of the fridge with her ass cheeks...
If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving is not for you.
You can't make footprints in The Sands Of Time by sitting on your butt... And who wants to make buttprints in The Sands Of Time?
Don't get your panties in a bunch; nothing is solved and it makes you walk funny.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.[/QUOTE]
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What the? I don't want to see a .gif of you!
"It's like an orgy in my mouth, except I want it all over my face."
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