• What's your sentence?
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I took a crap on a dog because that's what I am.
I need a dildo because my friends told me to do it
I smoked weed with George Bush because I hate my life
August 20 with a yellow shirt has some fuckin shitty luck
I shot a horse because i smoked crack.
I hate a piece of shit because that's what I am :(
I hate Barney the Dinosaur because I'm gay. it's 100% true :v:
I killed Michael Jackson because I was horny.
I pissed on a condom because I'm sexy.
I stabbed a Jew because i hate my life. :v:
A ran naked with a monkey because that's what I am. :smug:
I took a crap on a porn star because i'm sexy
I ran naked with a jew because I have perfect abs.
I did a blowjob to a monkey because I hate my life. \/:v:\/
I need a black man because that's what I'm. Because that's what I'm, DAMNIT!
I ran naked with a nazi because I'm single. ... Wow, talk about desperate.
I smoked weed with a black guy because I smoked crack. :v:
I got married with a drunk mexican because I smoked crack.
5 years
I smoked weed with a drunk Mexican because I hate my life. [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] seems like a good time to me.
I shot a drug dealer because I hate my life.
I pissed on a robot because I'm sexy. Bleh.
I shot a puppet because I'm sexy.
I shot a puppet because I was horny.
[QUOTE=TalonAran;33800639]I shot a puppet because I was horny.[/QUOTE] 'shot'
I smoked weed with a puppet because I hate my life. New title? :v:
I fucked Micheal Jackson because I'm sexy. fuuuck?
I shot Barney the Dinosaur because I stink.
I killed a robot because I hate my life.
I killed your mom becaue im sexy
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