• What's your sentence?
    86 replies, posted
I shot your mom because I smoked crack.
I killed Santa Claus because that's what I'm [editline]20th December 2011[/editline] what
I shot a dildo because I'm sexy.
I married a condom because I'm single.
I shot the robot because I'm sexy.
i shot a travesty because that's who I am.
I fucked a nazi because I'm sexy.
I ran naked with Santa Claus because I was horny.
I got married with Madonna because I smoked crack.
I gave a blowjob to an old man because I was horny just my luck
I hate your mom because that's what I am. Well... Fuck.
-snip-
I shot a lesbian because I stink.
I ran with a prostitute because I'm single. Heh, sounds like something I might do.
I pissed on your mom because I stink.
I stabbed a cookie jar because I stink.
I did a blowjob to a condom because that's what I am what
I pissed on a Jew because I smoked crack :(
I took a crap on your mom.
I shot your grandmother because I'm gay.
I need a horse because I hate my life...
I ran naked with a dog because I'm sexy. Beastiality up in here.
I ran naked with a dildo because I hate my life and because I'm racist. I'm wearing a blue and brown shirt.
I shot barney the dinosaur because that's what I'm
[QUOTE=soulharvester;33840288]I shot barney the dinosaur because that's what I'm[/QUOTE] wat
I smoked weed with a drunk mexican because i have perfect abs [editline]23rd December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=killover;33798480]I smoked weed with a drunk Mexican because I hate my life. [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] seems like a good time to me.[/QUOTE] Holy shit we have the same birthday
I ran naked with a clown because I'm racist. I actually got a laugh outa that.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.