I killed Santa Claus because that's what I'm
[editline]20th December 2011[/editline]
what
I shot a dildo because I'm sexy.
I married a condom because I'm single.
I shot the robot because I'm sexy.
i shot a travesty because that's who I am.
I fucked a nazi because I'm sexy.
I ran naked with Santa Claus because I was horny.
I got married with Madonna because I smoked crack.
I gave a blowjob to an old man because I was horny
just my luck
I hate your mom because that's what I am.
Well... Fuck.
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I shot a lesbian because I stink.
I ran with a prostitute because I'm single.
Heh, sounds like something I might do.
I pissed on your mom because I stink.
I stabbed a cookie jar because I stink.
I did a blowjob to a condom because that's what I am
what
I pissed on a Jew because I smoked crack :(
I took a crap on your mom.
I shot your grandmother because I'm gay.
I need a horse because I hate my life...
I ran naked with a dog because I'm sexy.
Beastiality up in here.
I ran naked with a dildo because I hate my life and because I'm racist.
I'm wearing a blue and brown shirt.
I shot barney the dinosaur because that's what I'm
[QUOTE=soulharvester;33840288]I shot barney the dinosaur because that's what I'm[/QUOTE]
wat
I smoked weed with a drunk mexican because i have perfect abs
[editline]23rd December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=killover;33798480]I smoked weed with a drunk Mexican because I hate my life.
[editline]19th December 2011[/editline]
seems like a good time to me.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit we have the same birthday
I ran naked with a clown because I'm racist.
I actually got a laugh outa that.
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