• I told my 12-year old friend about Facepunch and 4chan, now my life is ruined forever.
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[QUOTE=Xylem;25106562]Yes. I'd say in an hour, that's when he gets unbanned. [editline]10:30PM[/editline] [B]He[/B] sees[B] his [/B]son as a loving and caring person. [B]She[/B] won't believe me.[/QUOTE] :psyduck:
[QUOTE=Xylem;25106408]Awhile ago, my friend (brother's friend) caught me viewing Facepunch while at my house. Of course, being the suspicious person he is, he started asking questions about what it was. So, I told him a little about Facepunch and the Internet, telling him to stay way from 4chan specifically /b/ and I told him it's filled with CP and other disgusting things. I didn't think giving a little warning to him would cause my life to be complete hell. The next week, he signed up for Facepunch. He browsed MOST of the forum and learned about memes. He uses memes everywhere now, in chat, on social networking sites, in [B]real life![/B] I asked him once how many posts he had on Facepunch, he simply replied with; "IT'S OVER 9000!". He uses awesome face as a smiley face in chat, sometimes even the troll face. Often, he complains about people not helping him in threads and he also asks how people use spoiler tags and IMG tags, I myself isn't surprised. If you're wondering what his Facepunch username is, it is: Bobs Your Uncle. He is currently banned from making a dumb thread. He only makes threads to gain funnies and the stories aren't even true. Here are some examples of his threads: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942548"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942548[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1006901"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1006901[/URL] Here are examples of brilliant PMs he has sent me: [img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4237780/pms.png[/img_thumb] He did once stop posting and decided to give up on Facepunch, but that doesn't mean he'll stop using memes and other annoying internet things. He even talks in l33tsp33k when chatting with me. I don't know what to do anymore. How do I fix this? How do I make this 12-year old troll stop with this insanity? [B]EDIT:[/B] I also told him about the Furry section and he pretty much talks about Furries all the time, he even calls me a furfag. tl;dr: Told a 12-year old about Facepunch and 4chan, he starts using memes all the time. My life fucking ruined.[/QUOTE] Saved so you can't snip.
Post his details on 4chan, he won't like the internet after that.
[QUOTE=mr apple;25106671]Post his details on 4chan, he won't like the internet after that.[/QUOTE] Oh noes, not pizza !
[QUOTE=mr apple;25106657]:psyduck:[/QUOTE] Oh shi-
[QUOTE=Xylem;25106562]Yes. I'd say in an hour, that's when he gets unbanned. [editline]10:30PM[/editline] He sees his son as a loving and caring person. She won't believe me.[/QUOTE] How so? It's literal proof.
[QUOTE=mr apple;25106671]Post his details on 4chan, he won't like the internet after that.[/QUOTE] I was actually planning this. [editline]10:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BurningPride;25106679]How so? It's literal proof.[/QUOTE] You're right, he does mention his real name in his Sock on Cock thread.
Hes logged on when hes banned
[QUOTE=Xylem;25106682]You're right, he does mention his real name in his Sock on Cock thread.[/QUOTE] See? How mad is he gonna get when he sees this? I want rage :v:
You should of lied and said it was really gay or full of stuff he won't understand. Too late now. Have fun with your life and you 'Brothers' Friend who just so happens to talk to you.
He's a kid. Kids just are annoying, deal with it. If you are really his friend, man up and learn to tolerate it. He will grow up, and it will get better.
[QUOTE=Xylem;25106408]Awhile ago, my friend (brother's friend) caught me viewing Facepunch while at my house. Of course, being the suspicious person he is, he started asking questions about what it was. So, I told him a little about Facepunch and the Internet, telling him to stay way from 4chan specifically /b/ and I told him it's filled with CP and other disgusting things. I didn't think giving a little warning to him would cause my life to be complete hell. The next week, he signed up for Facepunch. He browsed MOST of the forum and learned about memes. He uses memes everywhere now, in chat, on social networking sites, in [B]real life![/B] I asked him once how many posts he had on Facepunch, he simply replied with; "IT'S OVER 9000!". He uses awesome face as a smiley face in chat, sometimes even the troll face. Often, he complains about people not helping him in threads and he also asks how people use spoiler tags and IMG tags, I myself isn't surprised. If you're wondering what his Facepunch username is, it is: Bobs Your Uncle. He is currently banned from making a dumb thread. He only makes threads to gain funnies and the stories aren't even true. Here are some examples of his threads: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942548"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942548[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1006901"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1006901[/URL] Here are examples of brilliant PMs he has sent me: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4291590/pms.png[/img] He did once stop posting and decided to give up on Facepunch, but that doesn't mean he'll stop using memes and other annoying internet things. He even talks in l33tsp33k when chatting with me. I don't know what to do anymore. How do I fix this? How do I make this 12-year old troll stop with this insanity? [B]EDIT:[/B] I also told him about the Furry section and he pretty much talks about Furries all the time, he even calls me a furfag. tl;dr: Told a 12-year old about Facepunch and 4chan, he starts using memes all the time. My life fucking ruined.[/QUOTE] You're right, life ruined. Just kill him. :|
Get a knife, and invite the kid over for a "Friendly chat" About facepunch. But seriously, just deal with it.
Now I get why the Sock on My Cock guy said his 12 year old sisters friend was hot. Because he is also 12....Personally I preferred it when I thought he was merely a pedophile.
1 word: 4chan. Post his details en wait for the pizza to come. Mmmmmmm... Pizza.....
You brought this upon yourself.
You fool, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
show him the OIFY. He's home.
[QUOTE=aurum481;25106706]Hes logged on when hes banned[/QUOTE] Probably shitposting in the refugee camp.
[QUOTE=LinuX;25108002]show him the OIFY. He's home.[/QUOTE] Yes, please do :v:
I gotta check the Refugee camp, back in a second.
Oh god, I remember those threads he made.
OP is Bob's alt.
Dunno why you expected different from a 12 year old.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;25108461]Dunno why you expected different from a 12 year old.[/QUOTE] Because it would be really nice if you could.
How did he exactly ruin your life?
so hes just like 65% of the population here and 99.9999% of the 4chan population anyway. Whats the big deal?
[QUOTE=Jarrydude;25108785]so hes just like 65% of the population here and 99.9999% of the 4chan population anyway. Whats the big deal?[/QUOTE] More like 100% 100%
Block him on whatever IM you're using until he stops being a fucking retard.
Beat him up for being a whiny git.
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