• Ask me ANYTHING! V.2 "Credit Cards, Passwords, Penises- Oh my!"
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[QUOTE=chimitos;31673249]What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/QUOTE] You should've specified weather or not it was an African or European swallow.
Proove me that (1-sin^4)(1+tan^2)-1/(cosec^2-cotan^2) = sin^2
Why do you think people give two shits about your life?
What's the difference between a duck?
Is monogamy correct?
[QUOTE=crazymanlol;31673052]4. Please don't ask me questions that are just plain stupid. (ie. favorite color, [U]penis size[/U])[/QUOTE] I sense insecurity :3
do you have any siblings? if so have you ever had sexual thoughts about them?
What did you have for lunch three weeks ago?
If you had to pick three inspirational figures to fight alongside you in a zombie apocalypse,who would they be?
What is your earliest human memory?
Can you describe a sunset for me? How about a sunrise?
What's your fetish?
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
What isn't your penis size?
What isn't your favorite color?
What isn't your phone number?
What isn't your credit card number ?
Did a hobo murder you OP?
You are interviewing for the job of a lifetime in New York City. The room where you are being interviewed is in the center of the office and is not enclosed, allowing little privacy. When your interviewer steps away for a few moments, you notice more than just a few people “casually” walk past the table where you are seated, their eyes glued on something underneath the table. As they do this, they comment to each other under their breath, even with an occasional snicker. You check your fly, but can’t find anything amiss. When your interviewer returns, you can’t help mentioning this odd parade. He replies unflinchingly that they were doing “shoe check” to see if you had “ the right kind of shoes.” How do you react?
Why is this thread locked?
[QUOTE=Yakekuso;31678622]What did you have for lunch three weeks ago?[/QUOTE] Spaghetti bolognaise [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;31675723]how big is the building you are currently in?[/QUOTE] 2 stories [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=red_rizer36;31687805]Can you describe a sunset for me? How about a sunrise?[/QUOTE] A sunset is like a beautiful cascading naked woman who slowly yearns for you and moans, but you cant hear her. A sun rise is like a baby coming out of the ocean and rising in to the bosom of the sunset. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=red_rizer36;31687805]Can you describe a sunset for me? How about a sunrise?[/QUOTE] A sunset is like a beautiful cascading naked woman who slowly yearns for you and moans, but you cant hear her. A sun rise is like a baby coming out of the ocean and rising in to the bosom of the sunset. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=eninco;31687832]What's your fetish?[/QUOTE] Feet. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Osku1234;31689176]Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/QUOTE] Yes. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Plattack;31689693]What isn't your favorite color?[/QUOTE] Orphan Blue [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Osku1234;31690719]What isn't your phone number?[/QUOTE] 212-308-6999 [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=X-tra;31690858]What isn't your credit card number ?[/QUOTE] 5311827996787882 [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=avon43;31691810]Did a hobo murder you OP?[/QUOTE] He raped me. Then I raped him. Then he murdered me. Then I murdered him. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;31692177]You are interviewing for the job of a lifetime in New York City. The room where you are being interviewed is in the center of the office and is not enclosed, allowing little privacy. When your interviewer steps away for a few moments, you notice more than just a few people “casually” walk past the table where you are seated, their eyes glued on something underneath the table. As they do this, they comment to each other under their breath, even with an occasional snicker. You check your fly, but can’t find anything amiss. When your interviewer returns, you can’t help mentioning this odd parade. He replies unflinchingly that they were doing “shoe check” to see if you had “ the right kind of shoes.” How do you react?[/QUOTE] I head straight for my nearest foot locker. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=eninco;31692527]Why is this thread locked?[/QUOTE] Because key
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