• Have you ever been caught?
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Reminds me of that story the guys having a wank, finishes up and opens his door. There is a cup of tea on the floor outside the door and he realises his mum must of opened up the door to bring it in, seen him jerkin' it and decided not to let him ice the biscuit and left it outside.
My sister caught me once... On the bright side, after I was done, she gave me a Seinfeld box set collection which she found 50% off at the store.
never been caught masturbating, but i've gotten caught having sex quite a few times.
When you've been strumming your filthies for as long as I have (over my life I mean, I'm not writing this in the middle of a marathon session) you'll find yourself trying new things to keep it interesting. Now I masturbate on my roof while screaming at the top of my lungs, so getting caught is no longer an issue.
My mom walked in on me having sex... While she was on her period.. I pulled out and my mom saw my full bloody boner... She cried... I got beat by my dad... My gf was on her period not my mom
[QUOTE=Strikelol;40748859]My mom walked in on me having sex... While she was on her period.. I pulled out and my mom saw my full bloody boner... She cried... I got beat by my dad... My gf was on her period not my mom[/QUOTE] both my Mom and Dad would give me a high five if they caught me bangin a girl
never been caught cause i lock the goddamn door when i do it
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;40748398]haven't been caught. it's easy for me to hide it, though. i just gotta take my hand out of my pants and hope for the best.[/QUOTE] You're a chick so glaringly obvious boners are a non-issue for you.
[QUOTE=twarner3;40747964]Because I would had have to take a shower to get the smell away.[/QUOTE] What the fuck are you eating if your cum smells so bad?
Anyone have that post from a long time back when that guy was talking about waking it in one room when his family came home and his pants were in the other and he just barely made it to them or something? I remember a poorly drawn ms paint diagram describing the scene.
Once a friend of my mom came to visit us and brought her young son with, while I was busy masturbating the little shit was looking through my keyhole and observing me. For some reason I stopped because I heard a noise, paused the porn, pulled my pants up, let the boner calm down and opened my door.Then I saw him just standing there in front of me and looking at me.I was speechless because it was too fucking awkward, then he eventually stopped looking at me and went back to his mom. Closed my door with a creepy feeling and couldn't fap for the next week.
[QUOTE=bucketofshrimp;40748778]My sister caught me once... On the bright side, after I was done, she gave me a Seinfeld box set collection which she found 50% off at the store.[/QUOTE] I hoped you watched "The Contest" right after
I accidentally unplugged my headset during the first sex scene in Saya no Uta, so immediately my TV speakers turned on via hdmi. The only thing audible in the house was saya's moaning until I could shut it off. I didn't come out of my room for the rest of the day.
Why the fuck would ANYBODY do the following when there are people in the house 1. Fullscreen 2. Headphones / Earbuds 3. SPEAKERS You guys are just asking for it
[QUOTE=Azzator;40749016]never been caught cause i lock the goddamn door when i do it[/QUOTE] I wish I had a lock on my door. [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Nemisis116;40751112]Why the fuck would ANYBODY do the following when there are people in the house 1. Fullscreen 2. Headphones / Earbuds 3. SPEAKERS You guys are just asking for it[/QUOTE] A challenge
Once, yes. I was about to cum and my Grandad entered the room but I was too close to stop so I just span my chair around and started screaming whilst still going at it. He just screamed back at me and yelled "GO ON SON!" and so I did. Took him a week to get the cum out of his hair.
No and I even managed to fap while my parents are in the same room without them noticing once.
[QUOTE=PikachuX1000;40751151]Once, yes. I was about to cum and my Grandad entered the room but I was too close to stop so I just span my chair around and started screaming whilst still going at it. He just screamed back at me and yelled "GO ON SON!" and so I did. Took him a week to get the cum out of his hair.[/QUOTE] "WAY TO GO SON!"
Yes. I think more than one time. I moan a lot.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40752580] I moan a lot.[/QUOTE] I wounder why.
No but there's been a few times where I have been unprepared for cleaning up after and I just grab a sock, put it somewhere and forget about it. Then one day the sock isn't there anymore....
I was staying at my long distance ex girlfriends house, and her and her family was away at work. I decide to play porn really loudly because I don't usually get to. When I finished I went to go wash my dick off and ran into my ex's mom's boyfriend in the living room.
I like that [thread=1268289]there is also a thread[/thread] with identical title, almost, in the Drugs forum but the difference in question is immediately clear.
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I was having "internet sex" with my ex gf a few months ago. I was at my fathers place (divorced parents) and both of us were kind of horny so we launched skype and started. Of course I was wearing my headset and didn't hear anyone come down. Pants down, lying in the bed. Then my fathers step son who is like 8 years old stepped in and looked at me in shock. I quickly pulled my pants up, sat up, and answered what he wanted. My heart. Another time I was busted wasn't with wanking, but more like foreplay with my ex. She sat ontop of me, wearing some loose shorts (really loose) and no underwear and sat ontop of my dick and rubbed her clit on it. She took the shorts off, rubbed some more and then suddenly her brother on like 11 years old steps in and yells. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!"
There is that moment when i'm " oh yes" and while doing that, my mind talk to me: " Imagine someone entering the room, you cannot get saved from that"
pff scrubs, I keep my mouse pointer hovered over the red x to close the page if shit like this ever happens. (Actually it did happen once... my sister of 8 years barged into my room while I was waxing the carrot. I'm pretty sure I almost literally snapped my dick off trying to shove it under my desk.)
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;40751112]Why the fuck would ANYBODY do the following when there are people in the house 1. Fullscreen 2. Headphones / Earbuds 3. SPEAKERS You guys are just asking for it[/QUOTE] That is why I disable speakers and wear my wireless usb headset.
[QUOTE=cheetahben;40748116]No, but my mom called me in when she was doing laundry to ask about cum stains on the bedsheets. Heh.[/QUOTE] When they are going to change my sheets, I always go like 'oh god please don't ask that oh god NO PLEASE'
Whenever there's cum on my bedsheets, i just pour out the contents of my water bottle on it and leave the bottle tipped on my bed. If anyone finds it I don't even have to come up with an excuse.
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