• Have you ever been caught?
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[QUOTE=Minimole;40748995]both my Mom and Dad would give me a high five if they caught me bangin a girl[/QUOTE] I had a girl stay over and the next morning after I took her home, my Dad high-fived me. My Mom stared daggers at me the rest of the week.
My mom came in right when I was half way through climaxing, to ask me if I've seen our cat, Tiger (RIP). I quickly covered up and I'm pretty sure she didn't see me but I was still half-cumming when she was talking.
NEVER, I'm good at this
Why do you all cum on your bedsheets? One time I was jacking off (I hadn't blown my load for like a week) and just as I climax my dad walks in, I manage to slip my dick in my pants but HOLY SHIT do you know what's it like having that much cum running down your leg? To make it worse I had to go see my shrink so I didn't have time to clean it up and change underwear.
My friend just left from hanging out and since I was home alone I thought I could bang one off. So I had a towel next to me and started spanking it while sitting on the floor of my room. Turns out I didn't hear my friend come back into my house to ask me something. He opened my door and I quickly grabbed the towel and covered myself. He was like, "What are you doing? You playing with yourself?" I replied, "Uhh..no. I fell." He then said, "Uuh huh." and he left. He knew what I was doing but he was a cool guy and never brought it back up.
nope, was close once though, but I was young and stupid.
I've walked in on my brother, and he's walked in on me. It broke the porn ice, we share accounts now.
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;40767450]I've walked in on my brother, and he's walked in on me. It broke the porn ice, we share accounts now.[/QUOTE] Wounder if you both talk about it.
The only time I got caught was like that. Me: Searching my "stuff". (When I'm searching for my "stuff", usually I have 10+ opened about different "stuff, only gods know why) *Getting the "content"* Me: Oh yes *Brother suddendly enters because he needs the printer* [B]Firefox message about closing multiple tabs, stop responding[/B] My brother puts a face like this one: :v: Brother: "What are you doing" Me: "Please don't tell this to anyone, they would kill me if they know" Brother: "Lol, k" *Leaves the room* I'm still alive. The biggest problem is when I moan. It's like I run out of oxygen. When someone enters, I throw myself to the floor. Due to my sweat,I say that I'm doing workout or something like that.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40772370]The only time I got caught was like that. Me: Searching my "stuff". (When I'm searching for my "stuff", usually I have 10+ opened[/quote] I would hope you'd have [I]18+[/I] opened
I don't think I've been caught, but I think my parents definitely know. My computer isn't in my room though,so I'm generally going at it in full view of the basement stairwell when I want porn. Though I once came just as my Mom was coming down the stairs, to tell me something so I'm standing there, wiping jizz in my pockets with jizz getting all over inside my underwear, I'm pretty sure she knew what I was up to.
This is a goldmine. I love you guys.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;40763224]Whenever there's cum on my bedsheets, i just pour out the contents of my water bottle on it and leave the bottle tipped on my bed. If anyone finds it I don't even have to come up with an excuse.[/QUOTE] "Son you sure spill your water bottle a lot"
My mom found my collection of fap socks I used while in the 7th grade under my mattress. "So this is where all the socks have gone!" "eghh" *she puts all the crusty socks next to the washer* *I gather them up quickly and wake up early the next day to put it in a triple bagged trash bag on teh side of the road* And then other times I've been fapping and she just barges into my room at 2PM in the morning to go into the walk in closet. (Doesn't see me obviously)
No but I'm always wary whenever my parents decide to empty the bin in my bedroom. They say it smells 'funny'.
Why not just dump it in the toilet.
why do you guys fap in the day time
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40774522]Why not just dump it in the toilet.[/QUOTE] I feel bad for the circumcised, and those who don't know you can hide semen under your foreskin. There's nothing better than fapping somewhere comfortable then dumping it all in the toilet.
Once I was cybering with some girl and my brother ran downstairs at the speed of light, and my computer conveniently froze with my dick covering pretty much the entire screen. I kicked the plug with my trousers around my ankles and sat in the least casual position with my shirt covering my junk, but he already noticed everything. He just smirked a lot and offered to make me a drink Have never mentioned it again, didn't speak for a good week
[QUOTE=peterson;40773540]2PM in the morning[/quote] :v: On topic, no, but I have been walked in on and thankfully I fap under a blanket so I can change tabs (to fp obviously) and act as if nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure I've never been caught fapping, alt-tab like a boss. Almost given myself away a few times when tabbing over to show a page to whomever I'm talking to though. In other news, my mother found a used condom in the trash when my gf was staying over. So I have gotten caught doing that, the comment she made was along the lines of "it's about time".
Once at uni in my room I was just walking across my room naked still with a swollen semi and my future children all over my hand to wash my hands and peen in the sink. When suddenly this girl who had gotten into the annoying habit of just randomly walking into my room to sit on my bed or something, opened my door which wasn't locked. Oops. She never mentioned it.
not my story, but one of my friends from my old high school's. my friend, we'll just call him friend, was fapping away one time and he was really close to blowing his load. his mom just barged in, he was laying on the edge of his bed, and blew his load right as she stepped into the room. he freaked out and scrambled to cover himself with a blanket but fell off the bed and broke his arm. so his mom had to help her naked son get dressed and then she had to take him to the hospital. streets is rough.
Very nearly once or twice. The last time was like mid spring last year I think. I was in the middle of consulting Professor Hans Jerkov when suddenly the power went out. So I was like "Well shit" and ended up having to use mhy imagination to help me pull through. Only as I was getting close did I realise "Wait it's a power cut that means" and my fucking sister barged in. Lucky me, I cover myself frequently with a blanket so I managed to disguise my activity. I finally got her to go away but I couldn't finish because it was far too awkward for me personally, but she was none the wiser. So now I don't fap in the middle of power outages.
I hate having to piss after a wank, especially during the middle of the night. I live with both my parents, grandparents, and sister and I don't want to get caught using the bathroom more than once in a 10-20 minute time period.
Yes, by my grandma, and i was very young. One of the most embarrassing situations in my life. Except for that one time I caught my parents having sex :(
I've caught people before, it's way more fun.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;40772468]I would hope you'd have [I]18+[/I] opened[/QUOTE] I'm talking about the tabs. 10 or 12 tabs opened at the same time
Why so many tabs?
Due to my room being close to my parents and my dad clearly having a problem with knocking, I play safe doing it on the bathroom. He also have the "fire emergency" plan in his head, so the only rooms I can lock without getting shit is the bathroom. Probably been caught like 60 times during my age from 11 - 13 due to me cumming in my underpants during the night. It was of course thin and not much so I don't think they paid much attention. Been caught watching porn though, due a typo when I was going to upload something to Megaupload. (Instead of .com, it became .no due to me being Norwegian. My dad laughed and never mentioned it afterwards.)
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