• Have you ever been caught?
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Mom caught me fucking and dad caught me getting head
Yep. Father then left and came back in a few minutes later suggesting I try redtube. My parents are chill as fuck.
[QUOTE=JackiRox;40847002]I was pounding my meat stick pretty hard until my mum walked in, next minute she went white as a ghost![/QUOTE] Not because you cummed on her face right? right?
I haven't ever been caught masturbating, but I do have a story about me discovering porn when I was little. (I may or not have posted about this before, I don't remember) So, I was about 7 and me and my brothers we're sitting at home being under the care of a babysitter. As the geeky little child I was, I opened my dad's email and started to look through the messages, most of em' were boring business stuff, but one message labeled "Hardcore XXX" got my attention. I opened it and clicked a link leading to some site, where a video started to load. The video showed a bunch of men shitting into a womans mouth while masturbating and I was excited, because it was an amazing new discovery and I HAD to show it to my little brothers! I call them in and we watch the video with a shit-eating grin, at times laughing because of the shitty acting. THEN I thought that the babysitter would also LOVE to see the video so I stopped her from cleaning the dishes, grabbed her by the arm and brought her to the computer. As soon as the video started, she gasped, closed the porn tab and ran out the room dialing my parents. [sp]We never saw that babysitter again[/sp]
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40852823]Not because you cummed on her face right? right?[/QUOTE] That was the joke silly :quagmire:
These stories are why I only do it at 3 in the morning when my rents are asleep.
I was caught doing something, so I was sitting late in detention at school, but I didn't get caught jerking off in there.
My girl's mother walked in on us having sex, luckily we had our bodies under a big blanket, so she couldn't see my dick inside her daughter. I acted like I was playing skyrim which I was :V:, and she left and we finished.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;40858989]My girl's mother walked in on us having sex, luckily we had our bodies under a big blanket, so she couldn't see my dick inside her daughter. I acted like I was playing skyrim which I was :V:, and she left and we finished.[/QUOTE] Happened so many times with me and my ex. :v:
A few times. By my dad & sister. That was really awkward.
I fap with the door wide open and I can hear anybody coming before they get close to my room. Two years and never been caught.
That's really a spin for "The things hardest to find are the most obvious", huh?
[QUOTE=Yummy Pie;40866608]I fap with the door wide open and I can hear anybody coming before they get close to my room. Two years and never been caught.[/QUOTE] Living on the edge.
i got home from some party late and had a pretty major case of blue balls (was gonna get with a girl but she decided against it last minute, and i didn't want to force her into anything). anyways, got home, pulled into my usual spot in the yard to park, and decided that it would be a good time to yank it. found something nice on my phone, and started doing the deed in my car. about halfway through i hear a knock on my window, and look over and see my mom's face illuminated by the porn currently playing on my phone. i stayed in my room the whole day after, she hasn't mentioned it since tho
Why would you ever do it in the car?
[QUOTE=twarner3;40878071]Why would you ever do it in the car?[/QUOTE] Sometimes, you just gotta do it.
Did "Hall Pass" not teach us anything?
[QUOTE=twarner3;40878071]Why would you ever do it in the car?[/QUOTE] it was warm in my car and i was too tired to get out
i've done it on a official parking lot mid day outside a shopping mall. it was crowded with cars and people, but i still did it, don't judge the guy
Yeah...a few years back. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=938537[/url]
Not so much being caught masturbating but I was incredibly close to being seen looking at trannies on facepunch by our delightful window cleaner who just seems to appear in the window at random intervals.
I never got caught.
[QUOTE=css_nerd;40881105]I never got caught.[/QUOTE] Why Post? Anyway, I've never been caught doing it, but there have been many occasions where my mom has walked in, and I've pulled up my pants at light-speed, and quickly tab shut over to game websites and things like that. Most of the time, having to awkwardly carry on conversation with my mom whilst there's cum running down my fucking leg.
I got caught the week before my 13th birthday. Unrelated, on my 13th birthday I got a subscription to Playboy Magazine. My parents are awesome.
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;40798596]showed my mother a video on YT. realized after she walked out that I had another tab of the Hot Girls thread fuck me[/QUOTE] Should have told her it was the Hot Grills thread: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1217009&highlight=hot+grills[/url] ---- I was caught once, though I wasn't actually masturbating. When I was younger my mom used to download loads of random movies and burn them to CD's, more often than not she'd completely forget to check the stuff she burned. So I'm in my room checking out one of the CD's, it had a movie that was split in 3 parts. I watched the first 2 parts and then the credits roll, so I'm thinking "What's the third part?... OH! It's probably behind the scenes or something." So I put it to play, there's some weird intro so I decide to skip to around the middle to seek what the heck this is. Just as I click the seekbar to skip I hear my bedroom door open so I turn around to see who it is, and my sister pokes her head around I ask "what do you want?" but she just keeps staring at me, then from the speakers I hear sex moans and I felt my heart stop. Luckily my sister believed me when I told her how it happened. On a slightly different note whenever someone asks to use my network/internet I always give them a set of rules 1.) Never torrent anything. 2.) If you're going to stream movies from a PC on the network always tell the pc owner first. 3.) If you're going to download porn... always add a copy to the network drive.
Nice rules.
Nope. [SUB][I]stealth fap[/I][/SUB]
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;40882168]On my 13th birthday I got a subscription to Playboy Magazine. My parents are awesome.[/QUOTE] Was it by both of your parent's decision? Because if both of your parents decided to this, they're either the worst parents ever because they don't care, or the best parents ever because they understand you'd need it. Either way, that's pretty fucking awesome.
Once. Sitting there in bed with porn on my TV and my brother barges in because no one in my family respects my privacy(This was before I bought a lock for my door). Had enough time to pull my pants up but there was a girl sucking a dick on the screen. Oh, and it was like 2am, lights were off, sound was off, and I couldn't hear my bed squeaking or anything. I don't know why he randomly walked in.
I remember the day I stoped masturbating for 6 months, living at my parent's house. And I will tell you why. One day my dad was off to a business trip to Canada, and my mother was about to go to work in a few minutes. I heard her yell "I'm going now" so I replied with a simple "Ok". I heard her closed the door and stood by the door waiting for her car to disepear in the woods. I ran quick into the bathroom and started jerking off as must as I could imagining the most craziest sexual thoughts of my lifetime. After doing that for a couple of minutes and yet I felt no orgasm I HEARD A NOISE. I thought it was the cat fucking the dog as usuall but I could not be sure. I listened carefully and heard it was my mother. I panicked and hide myself in the bathtube and heard her bashing the bathroom door open, apperantly she came back because she needed to shit. She pulled down her pants and took a massive shit that smelled like 10.000 dead cats at the same time. I had no idea what to do. So guess what I did, I continued.
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