• Have you ever been caught?
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I keep my door locked at all times, even when I'm not wanking. Never been caught.
[QUOTE=TheCube;40761895]pff scrubs, I keep my mouse pointer hovered over the red x to close the page if shit like this ever happens. (Actually it did happen once... my sister of 8 years barged into my room while I was waxing the carrot. I'm pretty sure I almost literally snapped my dick off trying to shove it under my desk.)[/QUOTE] [I]Waxing the carrot?[/I] I gotto use that one
[QUOTE=wakeboarderCWB;40890176]Once. Sitting there in bed with porn on my TV and my brother barges in because no one in my family respects my privacy(This was before I bought a lock for my door). Had enough time to pull my pants up but there was a girl sucking a dick on the screen. Oh, and it was like 2am, lights were off, sound was off, and I couldn't hear my bed squeaking or anything. I don't know why he randomly walked in.[/QUOTE] cas your brother is by-curious and possibly a dick, mine used to kick in the bathroom door every time he walked past for no reason, even when i was not doing anything
No, but my mother blatantly asked me about "jizz stains" on my bed sheets a few times. Shit was embarrassing.
Had a few close calls. Mostly when watching hentai vids I now look at plain images its way safer.
Also forgot to mention back in 2009 during college a friend of mine kept getting caught so we both developed an application together. Basically you would use it to play a local video or a website one and then click a button to initiate the lock. While the lock is active pressing any key on the keyboard causes your system to mute and the window to redesign itself to look like a calculator. We never got far with it but the plan was to have it unlock by typing in a certain equation. We never finished the program, nor did we ever actually use it.
My mom looked through my fucking window. Even worse, It was one of those Surprise Pizza videos or something like that. I was just watching it to see how stupid it was.
Oh I forgot to mention the other time I got caught. I was watching some non-freaky no-tentacles hentai and jerking off, and my friend(who I suspected might be gay) walked in. I was embarrassed and pulled up my pants and paused the show, and what does he do? He pulls up a chair, takes off his pants, reaches past me and hits play and starts jerking off, himself. WHO DOES THAT?! Later that week I was taking a nap at his house, and when I woke up he was in the room watching porn on an iPad and jerking off again.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;40893149]Oh I forgot to mention the other time I got caught. I was watching some non-freaky no-tentacles hentai and jerking off, and my friend(who I suspected might be gay) walked in. I was embarrassed and pulled up my pants and paused the show, and what does he do? He pulls up a chair, takes off his pants, reaches past me and hits play and starts jerking off, himself. WHO DOES THAT?! Later that week I was taking a nap at his house, and when I woke up he was in the room watching porn on an iPad and jerking off again.[/QUOTE] thats really hot
My sister once texted me: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, STOP FAPPING SO LOUD BECAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU"
How loud were you fapping?
it's always [B]really[/B] near misses for me. my family has a bad habit of just walking into my room without even knocking, cause my door's catch is broken. i always finish wiping up and closing the porn right when they burst in, they've scared the crap out of me a few times.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;40851217]Yep. Father then left and came back in a few minutes later suggesting I try redtube. My parents are chill as fuck.[/QUOTE] Try eporner and pornerbros. Free HD. Any other real free HD sites?
Nice websites
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