I never understood why everyone thought Marilyn Monroe was hot.
Until, of course, I saw the pictures of her in the OP.
There is something lovely about vintage women, but I can't put my finger on it.
Marilyn Monroe is fat.
Also Megan fox has club-thumbs.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;21863471]There is something lovely about vintage women, but I can't put my finger on it.[/QUOTE]
They didn't achieve their beauty through the tons of hormones that are now in everything we eat and drink?
[quote=bravehat;21862875][img]http://suicidegirls.com/media/girls/janedoe/photos/go%20vegan/setpreview_large.jpg[/img]
so much awesome in one pic should be illegal.[/quote]
ffffuck yes
Actually, anyone got any scans of that issue 1 of playboy in the OP?
For... [i]research[/i] purposes.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863495][B]Marilyn Monroe is fat.[/B]
Also Megan fox has club-thumbs.[/QUOTE]
Don't you dare say that having wide hips is a turn-off, otherwise you can't possibly be a man.
Curvy hips are like, THE thing a man looks for instinctively.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21863518]Don't you dare say that having wide hips is a turn-off, otherwise you can't possibly be a man.
Curvy hips are like, THE thing a man looks for instinctively.[/QUOTE]
Not hips, belly
and the curves have to be just right
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/angles.png[/IMG][/URL]
Though I'm just about perfect with any tit size
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863529]Not hips, belly[/QUOTE]
I don't see the large belly, care to point me to a picture that shows her belly?
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[img]http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Job/Marilyn-Monroe-oversized-postcard--.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Untitled112345678910111213141516171819202122232425.png[/img]
yeah I just went there
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[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863495]Marilyn Monroe is fat.[/QUOTE]
step the fuck outside man
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21863551]I don't see the large belly, care to point me to a picture that shows her belly?[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/marilyn_monroe_FAT.png[/IMG][/URL]
1. Her body angle goes straight down then out. Should go in then out.
2. beefy arms
3. Thick thighs
4. slight bulge.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;21862045]
That being said...
:flashfap:[/QUOTE]
agree
[IMG]http://www.grupoimagem.org.br/media/image/noticias/marilyn-monroe.jpg[/IMG]
This is my favorite picture.
Is it just me or do vintage women appear to have triangular tits?
[QUOTE=lemonlimecom;21864212]Is it just me or do vintage women appear to have triangular tits?[/QUOTE]
It's because of the bras they used back then.
I love everything in a girl, even awesome tattoos/ piercings / fungal growths, etc.
But yeah women with a kind of vintage like style seem cool and artistic.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;21863369]Am I the only one who despises Jessica Alba and Megan Fox?[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863742][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/marilyn_monroe_FAT.png[/IMG][/URL]
1. Her body angle goes straight down then out. Should go in then out.
2. beefy arms
3. Thick thighs
4. slight bulge.[/QUOTE]
she's hot, nobody gives a fuck about geometry and proportions
I think the women from the 1940's-50's were a lot more beautiful and attractive than the ones in this milleninum. They had curves and a real womans body figure. Not like now where every women think it's sexy with having their bones protrude from every angle. For me I like being veluptuous and curvy, I think it makes me look more beautiful than if I was a skinny stick with no curves and I was just straight up and down.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863742][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/marilyn_monroe_FAT.png[/IMG][/URL]
1. Her body angle goes straight down then out. Should go in then out.
2. beefy arms
3. Thick thighs
4. slight bulge.[/QUOTE]
Shut up. She looks amazing.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863742][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/marilyn_monroe_FAT.png[/IMG][/URL]
1. Her body angle goes straight down then out. Should go in then out.
2. beefy arms
3. Thick thighs
4. slight bulge.[/QUOTE]
ur gay
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21863495]Marilyn Monroe is fat.
Also Megan fox has club-thumbs.[/QUOTE]
1) Marilyn Monroe is not fat, she's curvy. I normally say that's a euphamism for fat but in this case I mean it in a positive way. Her pictures are also not airbrushed to hell like all the modern celebrities, the oens today are just as flawed you just don't see it so much.
2) Megan fox is still very attractive, overatted but clearly attractive. No human can be 100% flawless.
Needs more Bettie Page
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zlEe1MM-Ip0/SUJzt53fLOI/AAAAAAAAAqI/NH16qjVh2_k/s400/Bettie+Page,+color1.jpg[/img] [img]http://yoibaparaalgoenlavida.es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bettie-page.jpg[/img]
[img]http://kuasar.es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rp522bettie-page-in-the-sand-posters.jpg[/img]
IMHO Bettie Page had sexier curves than Monroe (maybe I'm biased because I prefer women with dark hair than blondes), but they were both mind-blowingly hot women in their prime
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Bonus:
[img]http://femalepinups.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bettie_page.jpg[/img]
well luckily for you "vintage" is coming back into fashion.
[QUOTE=thisispain;21867030]well luckily for you "vintage" is coming back into fashion.[/QUOTE]
Yep! for some reason, most Rockabilly and "Pinup style" girls are _Really_ hot...
[IMG]http://site.babygirlboutique.com/myspace-grafix/jan-09/bernie-d-tops.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://site.babygirlboutique.com/myspace-grafix/april-08/rockabilly-rumble-1.jpg[/IMG]
I sure wouldn't mind to date a Rockabilly girl, even though I hardly have anything in common with that scene -well, I like Rat Rods-...
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/v_cheatwood/squidoo/amiedressviolet.jpg[/img]
[B]OMG I'M IN LOVE[/B] :swoon:
[img]http://i40.tinypic.com/j0i3w4.jpg[/img]
I'm fine with modern women.
You guys should look up dita von tees.
[QUOTE=Savaril;21867688][img]http://www.aaa-fashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/scarlett-johansson-hairstyles2.jpg[/img]
I'm fine with modern women.[/QUOTE]
You accidentally the link :P
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[QUOTE=Tea;21867730]You guys should look up dita von tees.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah you mean Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson's wife...
[img]http://lanocheesparami.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ditavonteesel_800x521.jpg[/img] [IMG]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/gallery/red_lips/dita_vonteese.jpg[/IMG]
IMO she's gorgeous *drool*
The [I]retro[/I] style fits really good on her
modern girls that dress vintage= teh sex
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