My brother threw a cat into the pool, cut a hole in liner
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skin your cat and use its hide to patch up the hole
like a real man would do
Wow I would really hate to have a brother like yours op, I would probably be kicked out of the house for hurting him for doing stupid shit like that.
[QUOTE=nikomo;30398043]Tell your dad you noticed a cut there, you're worried about it and ask for permission to drain pool, play ignorant, hope he doesn't browse Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
This, your dad probably knows a solution.
Fix the hole with pool liner tape. After doing so beat the shit out of your bro for being a dumbass.
Your brother sounds like a little prick.
[QUOTE=nikomo;30398043]Tell your dad you noticed a cut there, you're worried about it and ask for permission to drain pool, play ignorant, hope he doesn't browse Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I don't want a greenhouse
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[QUOTE=Smooth Jazz;30398164]You really need to talk to your brother. Its his fault and he needs to understand that he needs to fix the problem himself or deal with the consequences. I understand you don't want a green house but as his brother you need to teach about action and consequences. If you don't, even if you fix it he will no doubt not really care and do something stupid again.[/QUOTE]
I have so much shit against him and used so much it no longer makes me laugh.
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[QUOTE=Diet Kane;30399085]skin your cat and use its hide to patch up the hole
like a real man would do[/QUOTE]
Should I use duct tape on his pelt? Maybe I can just make a scarf.
Oh wait, I'm allergic to cats.
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[QUOTE=rsa1988;30399285]Wow I would really hate to have a brother like yours op, I would probably be kicked out of the house for hurting him for doing stupid shit like that.[/QUOTE]
My Grandma stared to slap him like a bitch, oh god it was hysterical. I have a badass grannie
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[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;30399525]Fix the hole with pool liner tape. After doing so beat the shit out of your bro for being a dumbass.[/QUOTE]
I'll go with this
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;30400982] I have so much shit against him and used so much it no longer makes me laugh.[/QUOTE]
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Bash his empty head in.
[QUOTE=robotman5;30396978]use some duct tape.[/QUOTE]
gee thanks
why the fuck do you keep mentioning a greenhouse
am i missing something?
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nevermind, i found it
Doesn't it sound like something of an empty threat? Wouldn't it cost a shitload of money to remove/fill in a pool and then build a greenhouse and then fill it with tables and plants and stuff and maintain it all? If duct tape will work, you should just use duct tape. If anyone asks, your brother did something stupid and then you fixed it. I don't know for sure but I'm guessing your dad threatened to get rid of the pool if another cut appeared because it got cut to pieces before and he had to have the entire liner replaced. Just fix it and reject the idea that it's a big deal.
what the hell kind of man wants a green house
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