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How can you tell if you're flying over mexico in an airplane? You stick your hand out of the window and your watch is gone when you pull it back in.
What did the white prisoner tell his wife? [sp]I gotta go... The black mens are cuming back...[/sp] What do you call a black priest? [sp] Holy Shit [/sp] What is the difference between your wife and dog? [sp]The dog is still happy to see you after 10 years[/sp] [editline]30th June 2012[/editline] What are the Mexicans favorite sport? [sp]Cross Country[/sp]
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? [sp]Crime stopper.[/sp]
What's worse then a dead baby in a bin? [sp]A dead baby in two bins[/sp] What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? [sp]The holocaust[/sp] How do you confuse a Mexican Jew? [sp]Paint yourself blue and throw spoons at him[/sp] Why did Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left" [sp]Because black people have no rights[/sp]
A black person, a jew and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "get the fuck out of here".
What's the last thing a black guy sees as he's falling down a well? [sp]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28591597/huaheaueh.png[/sp]
A man wants to gain access to a tribe. A tribesman agrees he can enter the tribe but he has to complete a few tasks first, the man agrees. The tribesman tells the man he has to do three things which are; catch a fish with his hands, shoot a bear between the eyes and rape the chieftains daughter. The man agrees and goes of to do these tasks. A few hours later the man returns with a fish he caught with his hands, the tribesman says very well off to your next task then. A day had past and the man returns again but his clothes are torn and he is covered into cuts and bruises, the man then says to the tribesman "okay I've done the worst two tasks now where is the chieftains daughter that I have to shoot in between the eyes".
America
[QUOTE=SuperFly8anzai;35311306]A bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest when they come across a magical tree. "I will grant you each three wishes." says the tree. "I wish I had a moto-cross bike." says the rabbit. A motor-bike poofs up in front of him. "I wish every bear in the world except me was a female." says the bear. The faint sound of bears poofing into females can be heard in the distance. "I wish I had a riding outfit." says the rabbit. A uniform and helmet poof onto the rabbit. "I wish every bear in the world was attracted to me." says the bear. Again, poofing in the distance. "Go ahead, you say you last one first." the rabbit says to the bear. "Alright, I wish I could have a big penis." says the bear. A bulge forms in his pants. He walks away eagerly. The rabbit finally says "I wish the bear was gay."[/QUOTE] And then the Bear fucked the rabbit in the ass.
Why are there no black people in Canada? [sp]They've all been compressed into hockey pucks.[/sp]
What's long and black? The unemployment line How do you kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their van. How do you blindfold a chinese person? Dental floss.
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;36564519]Why did Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left" [sp]Because black people have no rights[/sp][/QUOTE] This is offensive and unacceptable, it needs a politically correct punchline such as [sp]women have no rights[/sp]
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[QUOTE=Lakrids;36569439](racist comics)[/QUOTE] That face+line at the end gets me every time.
What is a Down Syndrome's favourite internet browser [sp]Google Chromosone[/sp]
Whats the first thing that goes through an insects mind when it hits your windshield? [sp]Its Ass[/sp]
[QUOTE=MrFishcake;36570681]What is a Down Syndrome's favourite internet browser [sp]Google Chromosone[/sp][/QUOTE] Nah I think it's still internet explorer
Time to stop lurking. When Tarzan and Jane met love and lust arose from the get-go. Jane asked Tarzan: - How do you solve the "sex part" here out in the jungle? - Tarzan not know sex, he replied. Jane explained what sex was and Tarzan said: - Ah, that. Tarzan do that with hole in trees. Jane said that was over from here on, and stripped her clothes off. When she was naked she laid down on the ground and pointed to the location where Tarzan where supposed to do "it" from here on. Tarzan took his clothes off and seemed ready to start this new exercise. But then he took a step forward and kicked Jane between her legs. - What the fuck are you doing? Jane swore as she curled up in pain, squirming. - Tarzan only check no damn wasp in hole.
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped with the wrong hand.
What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday? An easy bake oven. - Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek? They won't work in the future either. - How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
An American, a Hindu and a Russian are at the gates of heaven, but in order to get in they have to take 3 hits from the guardian's mighty whip without screaming in pain. However, the guardian allowed the three men to choose what the wanted to protect themselves. "What will you protect yourself with, American?" Asked the guardian The American then put on some body armor and hid inside a armored car inside a bunker. SNAP the bunker was gone SNAP the car was gone SNAP, the American screamed and dropped straight to hell. "What will you shield yourself with, Hindu?" "I have practiced meditation for years, it is all I need" replied the Hindu SNAP SNAP SNAP, he didn't even flinch. "You are free to go" said the guardian "Hold on, I want to see what the Russian does." The guardian turns to the Russian and asks: "What will you protect yourself with?" To which the Russian replies: "With the Hindu, of course."
Why are all black people so fast? [sp]All the slow ones are in jail[/sp]
A black person walks into KFC and says to the cashier "Can I get a Pepsi"the cashier then replies "is that all you would like to order?" The black person replies "yes" and pays for his drink.
Black people
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon [sp]Nothing,they're both stuck up bitches[/sp]
How do you work out if somebody is a vegan? [sp]You don't have to, they'll fucking tell you.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Lakrids;36569439][img]http://i.imgur.com/fYI8Z.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KRfqe.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ImukJ.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Where did you find these and where can i find more
If Marlyn Monroe was alive right now, what do you think she'd be doing? [sp]Clawing at the roof of her coffin[/sp]
What's the difference between a tire and a black guy? [SP]If you put a chain on a tire, it won't start rapping[/SP]
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