• Post jokes here(racist,disgusting,stupid,smart,logical etc) V2
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My mates say I'm a paedophile because I refuse to remove my hands from my pockets when we walk by a school. What a bunch of idiots. I'm a paedophile because I like fucking kids. [editline]23rd July 2012[/editline] What do you call 1000 Pakis on the moon ? [sp] a problem [/sp] What do you call 100000 the Pakis on the moon [sp] an even bigger problem [/sp] What do you call all the Pakis on the moon [sp] problem solved [/sp]
What do you call a white guy in a room full of black men? [sp]Alone in the Dark[/sp]
Three guys are hunting in the mountains. They come across some tracks. The first guy says "These must be bear tracks". The second guy quickly corrects him, saying "No, these are deer tracks". The third never gets to say anything because he is hit by a train.
1.Q: Whats the hardest part about witnessing a double rape homicide? A: My Dick. 2. A man goes to the doctors office for a physical and the doctor sits the man down and says "Sir, you need to stop masturbating" and the man quickly says "why is that?", the doctor sighs and says "Because sir, I am trying to give you a physical" [editline]23rd July 2012[/editline] Q:What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names!
[QUOTE=smithy69;36892388]What do you call a white guy in a room full of black men? [sp]Alone in the Dark[/sp][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Alone-in-the-Dark_thumb.jpg[/IMG]
Why don't Black men and women celebrate Thanksgiving? [sp]KFC isn't open on holidays.[/sp]
WHat do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus
How can you tell if an Ethiopian is pregnant? Hold her up to a light.
How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen? [sp]Two in the front, three in the back, and 47 in the ashtray[/sp]
A flasher walks up to 3 nuns walking down a sidewalk. He exposes himself. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third one didn't touch him.
Q: What do you call an empathetic facepunch user? A: Nonexistent.
What do you call a black man stuck in a freezer? Tough shit What do you call a group of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
Alright, so an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders half a beer, the third one a quarter of a beer, etc. The barman says "You're all idiots" and pours two beers.
[QUOTE=TonyP;38219829]Q: What do you call an empathetic facepunch user? A: Nonexistent.[/QUOTE] what do you call a funny joke from tonyp nonexistent [editline]28th October 2012[/editline] what begins with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person [sp]neighbour[/sp]
Love you too.
[QUOTE=TonyP;38219829]Q: What do you call an empathetic facepunch user? A: Nonexistent.[/QUOTE] If you really hate it here so much, then why bother to stay here.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38220021]If you really hate it here so much, then why bother to stay here.[/QUOTE] Who said I hate it here? I don't, I just like exposing people bad sides.
[QUOTE=TonyP;38220038]Who said I hate it here? I don't, I just like exposing people bad sides.[/QUOTE] It seemed (to me) that you didn't like it here, sorry I geuss.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38220044]It seemed (to me) that you didn't like it here, sorry I geuss.[/QUOTE] No prob.
Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and a homo? A: [sp]The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out![/sp]
What's the hardest part of crucifying a baby? [sp]My dick.[/sp]
On what do nine out of ten people agree? [sp]Gang rape[/sp]
so i was driving in a car , and a cop pulled me over and asked if i had any drugs alcahol on me, i said nope im good i think the joke went like that
Hitler didn't really want to kill jews, he just wanted to sit in [B]mein kampfy[/B] chair I'm not funny. :(
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