LMAO Pics v.98- QuickSnapz is a meanie head Edition
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[B]Meanwhile in Libya[/B]
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[QUOTE=Greenen72;31940096]Every sperm is sacred :~)[/QUOTE]
Does that mean I should apologize to my sperm that resides on my floor?
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Lobster bike[/QUOTE]
Quick Fact: I was watching CNN International and they mentioned a team at Harvard working on creating a golf ball made out of lobster shell. It looks and acts exactly like a regular golf ball but its more eco-friendly. Instead of a regular golf ball which degrades in a lake in hundreds of years, the lobster golf ball is able to degrade in 2 weeks.
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[QUOTE=eninco;31940123]Does that mean I should apologize to my sperm that resides on my floor?[/QUOTE]
Not only that you should give it a proper burial.
[QUOTE=Clunj;31940106]Gun changes between slides, this image is fake.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
[QUOTE=Glorbo;31940169]Yeah, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.[/QUOTE]got it off google what would you expect?:v:
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31940150]Not only that you should give it a proper burial.[/QUOTE]
So what kind of event is this? Should he invite close family members and friends? All-black suit and all?
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[QUOTE=Paramud;31940249]Why did his brain handwrite "Hey!" but type everything else?[/QUOTE]
Because this is an edit from the original :downs:
And thats why i get clocks
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Why did his brain handwrite "Hey!" but type everything else?
[QUOTE=Cone;31940192]So what kind of event is this? Should he invite close family members and friends? All-black suit and all?[/QUOTE]
The usual way to do it is to spend about $50 on a local band to play a song or two, invite your parents and other relatives (black suite and tie), and make sure when you give the speech before the casket is lowered, to name the woman the seed was originally intended for. After the funeral, convene at your local subway for fond memories of the times you all spent with the passed.
Anything less and you've comitted a very mortal sin. Following these steps will lower the penance from a lifetime in hell to two hail mary's.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31940276]The usual way to do it is to spend about $50 on a local band to play a song or two, invite your parents and other relatives (black suite and tie), and make sure when you give the speech before the casket is lowered, to name the woman the seed was originally intended for. After the funeral, convene at your local subway for fond memories of the times you all spent with the passed.
Anything less and you've comitted a very mortal sin. Following these steps will lower the penance from a lifetime in hell to two hail mary's.[/QUOTE]
So is the gene seed kept in a tube, or collected from its place of death?
I only ask because, if I really do need to hold a funeral like this, I am [I]so[/I] going to Hell.
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Fuck it, i'll just take a dump.
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oh god why did I write that much[/QUOTE]
Theese are the things that makes me want to become a vegetarian, or start a farm and be nice to the animals :c
[QUOTE=Cone;31940341]So is the gene seed kept in a tube, or collected from its place of death?
I only ask because, if I really do need to hold a funeral like this, I am [I]so[/I] going to Hell.[/QUOTE]
It's more symbolic than anything, but as long as the seed wasn't spilled on holy ground you can probably get away with simply providing new seed in the place of the spilled. It's frowned upon, and it'll need 2 more Hail Mary's, but you can probably do it without too much sin.
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But really the penance really depends on the method of release. If you're spilling into a sock, that's an instant eternity in hell. If it's on a magazine or woman's back, you'll get by with a funeral. If it's on the front of a woman, just make sure she stands up without wiping herself off. It's a bit of a long shot, but luckily the seed will not have been spilled in vein
what have I done.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31940419]It's more symbolic than anything, but as long as the seed wasn't spilled on holy ground you can probably get away with simply providing new seed in the place of the spilled. It's frowned upon, and it'll need 2 more Hail Mary's, but you can probably do it without too much sin.
[editline]asd[/editline]
But really the penance really depends on the method of release. If you're spilling into a sock, that's an instant eternity in hell. If it's on a magazine or woman's back, you'll get by with a funeral. If it's on the front of a woman, just make sure she stands up without wiping herself off. It's a bit of a long shot, but luckily the seed will not have been spilled in vein[/QUOTE]
What if I spilled it in a coffin?
Remender the program that put Sweet bro and Hella jeff on the desktop?
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The experiment has gone horribly wrong, and the Hella Jeffs are on the brink of extinction.
They are now trying to form a collective mind to take me down.
Not sure if old but I found this in a "25 Things That Will Make You Feel Bad" article and its so damn true for me...
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[QUOTE=Cone;31940590]What if I spilled it in a coffin?[/QUOTE]Well you've just saved yourself the trouble of collecting it
And next time, try going for a coffin with a woman in it. It'll wash the sins right off
[QUOTE=whazat!!!;31935694][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3q4RZz-PfI[/media][/QUOTE]
What's the one of these where he listens to the song and then starts raving?
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Ah yes, first world predicament I see.
[QUOTE=Beefbars;31940074]Actually it would not have been a chick. All hens lay one egg per day. All of them are chick-less unless fertilized by a rooster. None of the eggs with chicks are packaged, but on some farms that are specifically for egg production, all male chicks are killed immediately after birth. In that old meatvideos.com thing a guy posted a while back, you see them picking up newborn chicks and throwing them into two metal chutes for boys and girls onto conveyor belts. The conveyor belt with the male chicks leads to a grinder that they drop into and get ground up. (video for reference WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK JESUS CHRIST [URL="http://www.meatvideo.com/"]http://www.meatvideo.com/[/URL])
oh god why did I write that much[/QUOTE]
makes me want a steak, some eggs, and some milk. I really dont give a shit what happens in slaughter houses. A lot of the footage they take from undercover stuff is people who love being cruel to animals like the guy beating up the baby cow. They really just need to keep the facilities cleaner and screen the workers.
[QUOTE=Anotherwall;31940701]Ah yes, first world predicament I see.[/QUOTE]
No, just other first world women problems.
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FP needs a rage rating for shit like this