LMAO Pics v.98- QuickSnapz is a meanie head Edition
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Why do I get the feeling she doesn't know what phishing is?
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[QUOTE=MasterG;32156545]How fucking long do you guys take to poop that you have time to surf the internet on your smartphones? I'm usually in and out in less than a minute.[/QUOTE]
You might want to get that checked out.
Can someone post the origonal image of the post from 4chan with that douche guy talking about how everyone sucked and were pathetic and shit? I forgot what it was called.
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156545]How fucking long do you guys take to poop that you have time to surf the internet on your smartphones? I'm usually in and out in less than a minute.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck?
Some O.C (hopefully)
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I take 5 minutes just to wash my hands. My average would probably be around 45 minutes, one hour.
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156740]Holy shit, an hour?!?! What the hell are you doing, a full colonoscopy?!?![/QUOTE]
No. We fap.
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156740]Holy shit, an hour?!?! What the hell are you doing, a full colonoscopy?!?![/QUOTE]
Usually I'm under 20 minutes. It might take longer if I've eaten something really bad.
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156761]Every time you go to the loo? Have fun if you ever eat some spicy cheap fajitas...[/QUOTE]
Well, to be honest, it's not like I shit every time I see the toilet.
[QUOTE=MiX-A;32156719][IMG]http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/846721606.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE][quote]Iceland:
The first Scandinavian who deliberately sailed to the island now known as Iceland was Flóki Vilgerðarson, also known as Hrafna-Flóki (Raven-Flóki). Flóki settled for one winter at Barðaströnd. It was a cold winter, and when he spotted some drift ice in the fjords he gave the island its current name, Ísland (Iceland).
Greenland:
The name Greenland comes from Scandinavian settlers. In the Icelandic sagas, it is said that Norwegian-born Erik the Red was exiled from Iceland for murder. He, along with his extended family and thralls, set out in ships to find the land that was rumoured to be to the northwest. After settling there, he named the land Grænland ("Greenland"). Greenland was also called Gruntland ("Ground-land") and Engronelant (or Engroneland) on early maps. Whether green is an erroneous transcription of grunt ("ground"), which refers to shallow bays, or vice versa, is not known. The southern portion of Greenland (not covered by glacier) is indeed very green in the summer and was likely to have been even greener in Erik's time because of the Medieval Warm Period.[/quote][url]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_Iceland_named_Iceland_and_Greenland_named_Greenland[/url]
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[QUOTE=MasterG;32156761]Every time you go to the loo? Have fun if you ever eat some spicy cheap fajitas...[/QUOTE]
Spicy cheap fajitas increase pleasure. You should try it.
[QUOTE=Paramud;32156759]Usually I'm under 20 minutes. It might take longer if I've eaten something really bad.[/QUOTE]
Dude seriously. I don't read or anything when I crap so its always under 5-10 minutes for me.
Doing stuff on your smartphone while pooping? Am I the only one that brings a magazine or a book to the lavatory to read?
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156545]How fucking long do you guys take to poop that you have time to surf the internet on your smartphones? I'm usually in and out in less than a minute.[/QUOTE]
What about the time it takes to wipe?
LMAO pic v99: How long do YOU shit?
Does anyone else miss Reddit-Bot?
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10 seconds? that is no where near as good enough.
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ooh wait, i actually get the joke now. "a fence" as in "offence"
sorry for being a few pages late.
Missing the Amy porn even though it's on my "Things not to look at porn of" list.
[editline]7th September 2011[/editline]
It's better than all the toilet talk.
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156923]Included.
Stage 1-Get in there and dump the load. - 10 minutes
Stage 2-Make sure the ejection zone is stable - 10 minutes - if FALSE, return to stage 1.
Stage 3-Wipe that mofo repeatedly with multiple pieces of toilet paper - 20 - 30 minutes
Stage 4-Pull trousers up and wash hands - 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;32156988]Missing the Amy porn even though it's on my "Things not to look at porn of" list.
[editline]7th September 2011[/editline]
It's better than all the toilet talk.[/QUOTE]
Why is it on "not to look at porn of" list?
Despite masterg's avatar I trust him on this one
[QUOTE=MasterG;32156923]Included.
Stage 1-Get in there and dump the load. - 10 - 20 seconds
Stage 2-Make sure the ejection zone is stable - 5 seconds - if FALSE, return to stage 1.
Stage 3-Wipe that mofo repeatedly with multiple pieces of toilet paper - 20 - 30 seconds
Stage 4-Pull trousers up and wash hands - 10 seconds.
The trick is not to get poop on your hands so that they stay fairly clean, and to use thick wadges of toilet paper.
[b]This guide on pooping brought to you by mASSterG[/b][/QUOTE]
Now I'll have 19 more minutes of free time everyday. Maybe I'll use it to try to learn a new hobby, or feed the starving children. [sp]Or fap.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Slithersoul;32157072]Despite masterg's avatar I trust him on this one[/QUOTE]
inb4 wow really just cause of his avatar
Some people like to take their time, you know, relax. It's not a race to see who can expel their waste the fastest.
Sterile? Your dick is damp, dark and protected. it's crawling with bacteria.
[url]http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1043/why-are-men-supposed-to-wash-their-hands-after-urination[/url]
I've said this before: your boxer-shorts region--from belly button to mid-thigh--is crawling with germs known as coliform bacteria. These bacteria originated in your intestine, and some of them are deadl
And shit doesn't need to be in direct contact. Shit actually travels through the air, that's why tooth brush caps were invented and why you should wash your hands after touching any surface in your bathroom.
[url]http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-01-20-handwashing-cold-and-flu_N.htm[/url]
and washing "has a huge health impact," says Anna Bowen, an epidemiologist at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta. Water is not the most important part, it's "the friction and duration. You really need to scrub vigorously for about 20 seconds."
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