[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;32292087][B]Happy story [/B]
There was boy
and he said girl
"why is the sun not smiling"
Girl said
"But boy you are my sun"
And then the sun smiled
And then the sun smiled too
Because girl was sun
Because boy was sun
And two suns can not exist in the same solar system
So now everyone died from supernova
But girl said
"Don't cry"
But that's not possible
Because a sun can't talk
The sun isn't even a human
How could you even think that was possible
Sun can't interact with you
The end~[/QUOTE]
No John you are the aliens
and then john was alien
Im dying from laughing so hard
[QUOTE=EliteMohawk;32292208]Im dying from laughing so hard[/QUOTE]
call 999 bro
[QUOTE=Greenen72;32292002][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/Story%20sadd.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Where can i find these i want to laugh more.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;32292185]No John you are the aliens
and then john was alien[/QUOTE]
Jon Freeman grabed Wepon and shoot at bad gys
But the Badguyz keep more stronger and defeat is closer
[QUOTE=EliteMohawk;32292281]Where can i find these i want to laugh more.[/QUOTE]
I am in ownership of the only ones in existence
Too bad i am run out, of insparation :)))
[QUOTE=D3TBS;32292287]Jon Freeman grabed Wepon and shoot at bad gys
But the Badguyz keep more stronger and defeat is closer[/QUOTE]
And then the Solider was the Scout.
It always kills me seeing everyone posting crap from reddit and tumblr, when it's so much more fun and satisfying to actually make it yourself. If you've never done it, just go into the photoshop contests, and look around
[QUOTE=Greenen72;32292357]I am in ownership of the only ones in existence
Too bad i am run out, of insparation :)))[/QUOTE]
</3 xxxxxxxxxxx :(((((((((((((((( Boy luvs these story and wishde his life was a story <3
[QUOTE=EliteMohawk;32292281]Where can i find these i want to laugh more.[/QUOTE]
it's in all the images you nerde
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;32292535]it's in all the images you nerde[/QUOTE]
I went there and there is nothing except a guy with a hat.
[QUOTE=FeralPhantom;32291188][img]http://i.imgur.com/HTuPQh.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fun fact: I once saw him in line to ride Big Thunder Mountain in Disney World. He was a few meters ahead of me in the line.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;32292451]It always kills me seeing everyone posting crap from reddit and tumblr, when it's so much more fun and satisfying to actually make it yourself. If you've never done it, just go into the photoshop contests, and look around[/QUOTE]
This is why you're one of my favourite posters on facepunch
Time for a [B]sad[/B] story now
Girl was sitting at home
She picked up phone
But there was no phone
She was in Africa
"You go pick up food now"
Mother said
But mother wasn't home
She was dead
"Hurry up now"
Father said
But her father wasn't at home
He was at work
And how can she hear him
She's at home
Seriously are you dumb or something
And she doesn't even have a phone
And this story started so good
Now it's sad
Because you don't understand physics
The End~
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;32292185]No John you are the aliens
and then john was alien[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8evdSSas1qjtfpzo1_500.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;32292712]This is why you're one of my favourite posters on facepunch
Time for a [B]sad[/B] story now
Girl was sitting at home
She picked up phone
But there was no phone
She was in Africa
"You go pick up food now"
Mother said
But mother wasn't home
She was dead
"Hurry up now"
Father said
But her father wasn't at home
He was at work
And how can she hear him
She's at home
Seriously are you dumb or something
And she doesn't even have a phone
And this story started so good
Now it's sad
Because you don't understand physics
The End~[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FRfnI.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Rocket;32293105][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23280705/1337issocoolimabouttoexplodefromtheawesomenessifyouarereadingthisyouareafag.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Now time for [B]fun[/B]ny story
There was time when boy
Was sitting at home
His computer on
But he sat at tv
and not computer
So he took seat
And computer before dinner
"It's dinner!" his mom said
They eat dinner
But mom is not relaxing
Boy asks what's wrong
Mom says computer making noise
And then boy saw boxes
The boxes came through the window
Yes, boy had posted bad things on internet
And now he got revenge
The internet is a cruel thing
If you don't watch out
It sends boxes
And in boxes
Are boxes
How is that even possible
Noone knows
Not even the computer
But it's not a problem anyway
Because how can computer get boxes
It doesn't make sense
And how did the mother know
That the internet was angry?
How can internet even be angry
It never makes any sense
Makes me mad
The End~
[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;32293226]Now time for [B]fun[/B]ny story
There was time when boy
Was sitting at home
His computer on
But he sat at tv
and not computer
So he took seat
And computer before dinner
"It's dinner!" his mom said
They eat dinner
But mom is not relaxing
Boy asks what's wrong
Mom says computer making noise
And then boy saw boxes
The boxes came through the window
Yes, boy had posted bad things on internet
And now he got revenge
The internet is a cruel thing
If you don't watch out
It sends boxes
And in boxes
Are boxes
How is that even possible
Noone knows
Not even the computer
But it's not a problem anyway
Because how can computer get boxes
It doesn't make sense
And how did the mother know
That the internet was angry?
How can internet even be angry
It never makes any sense
Makes me mad
The End~[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/x16rj.jpg[/img]
I just scrolled through three pages of Putin and now this? Fuck it.
[QUOTE=henryhendrixx;32293310]I just scrolled through three pages of Putin and now this? Fuck it.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/lVaXG.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;32293226]Now time for [B]fun[/B]ny story
There was time when boy
Was sitting at home
His computer on
But he sat at tv
and not computer
So he took seat
And computer before dinner
"It's dinner!" his mom said
They eat dinner
But mom is not relaxing
Boy asks what's wrong
Mom says computer making noise
And then boy saw boxes
The boxes came through the window
Yes, boy had posted bad things on internet
And now he got revenge
The internet is a cruel thing
If you don't watch out
It sends boxes
And in boxes
Are boxes
How is that even possible
Noone knows
Not even the computer
But it's not a problem anyway
Because how can computer get boxes
It doesn't make sense
And how did the mother know
That the internet was angry?
How can internet even be angry
It never makes any sense
Makes me mad
The End~[/QUOTE]
So is life in Soviet Russia.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ScDBD.jpg[/t]
Time for some old gold CnH
[img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/cricket.png[/img]
[img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/happy.png[/img]
[img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicallogatorwrestling1.png[/img]
[QUOTE=NanoSquid;32292645]Fun fact: I once saw him in line to ride Big Thunder Mountain in Disney World. He was a few meters ahead of me in the line.[/QUOTE]
fuck me! you must have been behind me then because i was in front looking back at him on that very same ride!
[QUOTE=Source;32293917]fuck me! you must have been behind me then because i was in front looking back at him on that very same ride![/QUOTE]
Holy shit guys
it's ~meant to be~
I was about to agree, but then I remembered five friends sent me a happy birthday message on facebook and a girl I know called me for my birthday as well [img]http://www.musicblog.fr/images/smileys/tiny/smiley-happy3.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ew9Sn.jpg[/img]
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