On a serious yet late note, I know exactly how to get bitches.
Step 1:
Get a cookie monster shirt. Bitches love cookie monster.
Step 2:
Be like "Eh yo bitch. Gedovuh here."
Step 3:
Pimp hand into submission.
Rinse and repeat.
A bat seems to work.
Just blame the blood on her period.
I just run up to random girls and dry hump their legs. If they dont scrap me off then I have a new girlfriend.
Actually, I literally do not do anything. I just sit in the corner, not talking.
So far, it got me one chick who wasn't really interested in me and a load of dudes following me asking why I was mysteriously silent all the time.
I'm not sure whether to call success or not.
Being myself brings them in, but then I'm shy so I have no idea after that.
talk to them. get their number. text them. send subtle hints that they would only catch on to if they were also interested as to not get immediately rejected.
its really not that hard you guys
as long as you're moderately attractive and have decent social skills
Bombard her with pickup lines erryday
I'm 12 and what is this?
just talk to them the same way you do when you make friends. If she's interested you'll become more than friends, if it doesn't work no sweat, you got a new friend
does this smell like chloroform to you?
Getting girls?
[editline]27th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr.face;32516249]does this smell like chlorophine to you?[/QUOTE]
It's called chloroform. Might wanna edit that post.
Establish an actual relation beforehand instead of being a douchebag.
Nothing, I just act like I don't give a fuck, i don't have good flirting techniques, if it doesn't work then I try to find if their are any gay/bi guys, always fails because gays don't live in redneck meth towns.
Me: "I bet, you didn't see that coming"
"Hey baby, I hear hogtying yourself keeps your skin young."
[QUOTE=illegalbeagle;32513701]I just run up to random girls and dry hump their legs. If they dont scrap me off then I have a new girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
Best poster on Facepunch
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;32449506][IMG]http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/559112/958966.jpg[/IMG]
While blasting ice cream truck music over my stereo. Get all the girls.[/QUOTE]
Seems legit.
"This smell like chloroform to you?"
Beat her unconscious, harvest her organs, wake her up and give her the money I got from selling them.
True fucking love...