Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
2,003 replies, posted
Me: hey
Her: hola
Her: whats up!!
Me: when can I tap that
Her: hahaha what the fuck
Her: when jesus comes back to earth
Me: hey
when are you gonna let me tap that
Them: omg fuck u
wait
no...
ughhhhh
oh the moral dilema...
FUCK IT
COME ERE
Aww yeah.
Has to be fake!
[QUOTE=Robbobin;16379446]Has to be fake![/QUOTE]
You know it's true :smug:
[QUOTE=onox37;16379405]Me: hey
Her: hola
Her: whats up!!
Me: when can I tap that
Her: hahaha what the fuck
Her: when jesus comes back to earth[/QUOTE]
So Easter?
[QUOTE=onox37;16379405]Me: hey
Her: hola
Her: whats up!!
Me: when can I tap that
Her: hahaha what the fuck
Her: when jesus comes back to earth[/QUOTE]
Show her this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=772901&highlight=jesus[/url]
Me: lemme tap dat asssss
Her: sure. meet me later at *****
Me: holy shit seriously
Her: yeah, brng condoms
Me: :00
[quote=a big fat ass;16379544]me: Lemme tap dat asssss
her: Sure. Meet me later at *****
me: Holy shit seriously
her: Yeah, brng condoms
me: :00[/quote]
do it.
Kel says (23:03):
hey dood
wat you at
Dr.Tom says (23:03):
wat
explain yourself
NAO
Kel says (23:03):
wat you at?
Dr.Tom says (23:04):
on mah chair, with mah sore arse
lookin' at FP
Kel says (23:04):
alrite, so wen u gna let me tap tat ass?
Dr.Tom says (23:04):
Right now baby, I can't wait for you to be inside my dick
Kel says (23:04):
WAT
Dr.Tom says (23:04):
LOLOLOL
Every girl I know would explode if I said anything like that, well all but a few hoes.
[quote]
Ben: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16379421&postcount=272[/url]
Ben: i can make up conversations too
Ben: when are you gonna let me tap that
Ben is on 20Mb/s has changed their name to girl.
Ben has changed their name to girl.
girl: FUCK ME NOW
Ben has changed their name to Ben.
girl has changed their name to Ben.
[SKC]Itsurlife: post it
Ben: Score
Skippy: ben you playah surely you arent real
[/quote]
:smug:
I find this to be a creepy thread.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16379754]I find this to be a creepy thread.[/QUOTE]
when you gonna let me tap that ;)
ITT: suprisingly high success rate .
Way to go Facepunchers, you sexy (yet slightly creepy) devils.
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16379753]:smug:[/QUOTE]
aww jea
Me: Hey :)
Her: Hey you :)
Me: I was wondering if I can tap that
Her: tap what?
Me: Dat ass
Her: o.o sure lol
[editline]06:39PM[/editline]
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You just asked me that xD
Me: Oops.
Her: ;)
same girl o.O
Is it really all it takes, asking if you can tap DAT ASS
[quote]ÐАИИЕН says (23:40):
*Hey Myrthe
-- Myrthe says (23:40):
*Yo
ÐАИИЕН says (23:40):
*Can I ask you a serious question?
-- Myrthe says (23:40):
*Erm sure
ÐАИИЕН says (23:40):
*Can I tap that?
-- Myrthe says (23:41):
*He?
ÐАИИЕН says (23:41):
*Tap that ass
-- Myrthe says (23:41):
*Would you shut up
ÐАИИЕН says (23:41):
*So it's a no?
-- Myrthe says (23:41):
*Are you retarded
ÐАИИЕН says (23:41):
*I'm high
-- Myrthe says (23:42):
*Awesome[/quote]
Random lol
ITT: FacePunch gets more pussy than rockstars
Damn i so much would want to try this. But i'm to much a wuss ;( . And everyone's sleeping anyways.
Asna says
hi laura
Laura
hi asno
Asna
can i ask you a question?
Laura
yes
Asna
when you gonna let me tap dat
Laura
tap dat?
Asna
yea tap dat
Laura
what's that?
Asna
dat ass
Laura
o_O
Asna
yes or no?
Laura
are you drunk¿
Asna
no
Laura
sure-?
Asna
yea 100% possitiv
Asna):
do you have a answear? y/n
Laura
-.-
Asna
you got nothin else to say?
Laura
nope xD
Laura
i just hink that you are drunk
I don't know if I should do it or not...
[QUOTE=KILLERIKUONO;16380608]I don't know if I should do it or not...[/QUOTE]
ofc you should
Girl #1
Me: Hey
Her: Hey :)
Me: I gotta question for ya
Her Shoot
Me: When ya gonna lemme tap that
Her: Hmmm
Me: What?
Her: Are you serious?
Me: Yes I would like to know in all seriousness
Her: Well Ive got a boy friend
Me: So yes?
Her: NO! I WOULDNT CHEAT
Me: When you break up?
Her: Sure I mean why not
Me: Well I could give you a couple reasons
Her: What
Me: Nothing bye
Her: Where you going?
And I didnt reply :lol: And she texted twice during dinner :D
Girl #2
Me: So you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What the hell
Me: That a yes?
Her: You think im a whore or something?
Me: If I say yes can I tap that?
Her: Fuck off
Me: Your ugly and I hate you
Her: Ouch
Me: I was kidding
Her: Oh ok well still fuck off
Me: :,( That hurts
Never replied :(
Girl#3
Me: Hey
Her: Hi
Me: Would you like to touch eachother?
Her: Not now
Me: Fine!
Her: It wasnt a no it is just so sudden
Me: so yes or no
Her: If we were dating maybe
Me: All i needed to know have a nice day
Thats it so 2 maybes? :D
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16380414]ITT: FacePunch gets more pussy than rockstars[/QUOTE]
ITT: FacePunch can't tell when a girl is using sarcasm
[QUOTE=asna;16380572]Asna says
hi laura
Laura
hi asno
Asna
can i ask you a question?
Laura
yes
Asna
when you gonna let me tap dat
Laura
tap dat?
Asna
yea tap dat
Laura
what's that?
Asna
dat ass
Laura
o_O
Asna
yes or no?
Laura
are you drunk¿
Asna
no
Laura
sure-?
Asna
yea 100% possitiv
Asna):
do you have a answear? y/n
Laura
-.-
Asna
you got nothin else to say?
Laura
nope xD
Laura
i just hink that you are drunk[/QUOTE]
I hink that too
[editline]02:02AM[/editline]
Also I can't do this as it would make absolutely no sense to talk to a greek girl in english. Fuck.
For those too scared to do it, claim that you are drunk or high
[QUOTE=Spartan117;16378455]she's all alone[/QUOTE]
In her time of need
Best shit ever.
Me: So, I was wondering
Me: When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: never
Me: no one has to know!
Her: the answer is still never
Me: GODDAMNFIUFFASJA
Her: you'll live
Me: No, you see, I caught this disease
Me: and before I die, I wish to be the man
Her: well i can't help ya there
Me: *Another friend* likes it rough and I'm too wimpy to do that and I'm sure *another friend* would think about it at first but say no
Her: surely you know other girls
Me: only those who want money for the ride
Her: dunno what to tell you then
Me: Welll fuck, I tried
Me: but did I try hard enough?
Her: sure
Me: Thanks, atleast now I know I'll die with 1% dignity
Her: anytime
---
Girl #2
Me: I was wondering something for a long time
Me: guess what it was?
Her: Um...
Her: No clue.
Me: When am I gonna tap dat?
Her: -_-
Me: So that's a yes?
Her: Not really.
Me: ok a maybe, I see you need to think on it
Me: I'll be putting on my BDSM suit ready for you
Her: Alrighty.
*I log off*
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16380798]For those too scared to do it, claim that you are drunk or high[/QUOTE]
or get high/drunk, it will seem like a great idea then.
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