• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: hey Her: hola Her: whats up!! Me: when can I tap that Her: hahaha what the fuck Her: when jesus comes back to earth
Me: hey when are you gonna let me tap that Them: omg fuck u wait no... ughhhhh oh the moral dilema... FUCK IT COME ERE Aww yeah.
Has to be fake!
[QUOTE=Robbobin;16379446]Has to be fake![/QUOTE] You know it's true :smug:
[QUOTE=onox37;16379405]Me: hey Her: hola Her: whats up!! Me: when can I tap that Her: hahaha what the fuck Her: when jesus comes back to earth[/QUOTE] So Easter?
[QUOTE=onox37;16379405]Me: hey Her: hola Her: whats up!! Me: when can I tap that Her: hahaha what the fuck Her: when jesus comes back to earth[/QUOTE] Show her this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=772901&highlight=jesus[/url]
Me: lemme tap dat asssss Her: sure. meet me later at ***** Me: holy shit seriously Her: yeah, brng condoms Me: :00
[quote=a big fat ass;16379544]me: Lemme tap dat asssss her: Sure. Meet me later at ***** me: Holy shit seriously her: Yeah, brng condoms me: :00[/quote] do it.
Kel says (23:03): hey dood wat you at Dr.Tom says (23:03): wat explain yourself NAO Kel says (23:03): wat you at? Dr.Tom says (23:04): on mah chair, with mah sore arse lookin' at FP Kel says (23:04): alrite, so wen u gna let me tap tat ass? Dr.Tom says (23:04): Right now baby, I can't wait for you to be inside my dick Kel says (23:04): WAT Dr.Tom says (23:04): LOLOLOL Every girl I know would explode if I said anything like that, well all but a few hoes.
[quote] Ben: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16379421&postcount=272[/url] Ben: i can make up conversations too Ben: when are you gonna let me tap that Ben is on 20Mb/s has changed their name to girl. Ben has changed their name to girl. girl: FUCK ME NOW Ben has changed their name to Ben. girl has changed their name to Ben. [SKC]Itsurlife: post it Ben: Score Skippy: ben you playah surely you arent real [/quote] :smug:
I find this to be a creepy thread.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16379754]I find this to be a creepy thread.[/QUOTE] when you gonna let me tap that ;)
ITT: suprisingly high success rate . Way to go Facepunchers, you sexy (yet slightly creepy) devils.
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16379753]:smug:[/QUOTE] aww jea
Me: Hey :) Her: Hey you :) Me: I was wondering if I can tap that Her: tap what? Me: Dat ass Her: o.o sure lol [editline]06:39PM[/editline] Me: Can I tap that? Her: You just asked me that xD Me: Oops. Her: ;) same girl o.O
Is it really all it takes, asking if you can tap DAT ASS
[quote]ÐАИИЕН says (23:40): *Hey Myrthe -- Myrthe says (23:40): *Yo ÐАИИЕН says (23:40): *Can I ask you a serious question? -- Myrthe says (23:40): *Erm sure ÐАИИЕН says (23:40): *Can I tap that? -- Myrthe says (23:41): *He? ÐАИИЕН says (23:41): *Tap that ass -- Myrthe says (23:41): *Would you shut up ÐАИИЕН says (23:41): *So it's a no? -- Myrthe says (23:41): *Are you retarded ÐАИИЕН says (23:41): *I'm high -- Myrthe says (23:42): *Awesome[/quote] Random lol
ITT: FacePunch gets more pussy than rockstars
Damn i so much would want to try this. But i'm to much a wuss ;( . And everyone's sleeping anyways.
Asna says hi laura Laura hi asno Asna can i ask you a question? Laura yes Asna when you gonna let me tap dat Laura tap dat? Asna yea tap dat Laura what's that? Asna dat ass Laura o_O Asna yes or no? Laura are you drunk¿ Asna no Laura sure-? Asna yea 100% possitiv Asna): do you have a answear? y/n Laura -.- Asna you got nothin else to say? Laura nope xD Laura i just hink that you are drunk
I don't know if I should do it or not...
[QUOTE=KILLERIKUONO;16380608]I don't know if I should do it or not...[/QUOTE] ofc you should
Girl #1 Me: Hey Her: Hey :) Me: I gotta question for ya Her Shoot Me: When ya gonna lemme tap that Her: Hmmm Me: What? Her: Are you serious? Me: Yes I would like to know in all seriousness Her: Well Ive got a boy friend Me: So yes? Her: NO! I WOULDNT CHEAT Me: When you break up? Her: Sure I mean why not Me: Well I could give you a couple reasons Her: What Me: Nothing bye Her: Where you going? And I didnt reply :lol: And she texted twice during dinner :D Girl #2 Me: So you gonna let me tap that? Her: What the hell Me: That a yes? Her: You think im a whore or something? Me: If I say yes can I tap that? Her: Fuck off Me: Your ugly and I hate you Her: Ouch Me: I was kidding Her: Oh ok well still fuck off Me: :,( That hurts Never replied :( Girl#3 Me: Hey Her: Hi Me: Would you like to touch eachother? Her: Not now Me: Fine! Her: It wasnt a no it is just so sudden Me: so yes or no Her: If we were dating maybe Me: All i needed to know have a nice day Thats it so 2 maybes? :D
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16380414]ITT: FacePunch gets more pussy than rockstars[/QUOTE] ITT: FacePunch can't tell when a girl is using sarcasm
[QUOTE=asna;16380572]Asna says hi laura Laura hi asno Asna can i ask you a question? Laura yes Asna when you gonna let me tap dat Laura tap dat? Asna yea tap dat Laura what's that? Asna dat ass Laura o_O Asna yes or no? Laura are you drunk¿ Asna no Laura sure-? Asna yea 100% possitiv Asna): do you have a answear? y/n Laura -.- Asna you got nothin else to say? Laura nope xD Laura i just hink that you are drunk[/QUOTE] I hink that too [editline]02:02AM[/editline] Also I can't do this as it would make absolutely no sense to talk to a greek girl in english. Fuck.
For those too scared to do it, claim that you are drunk or high
[QUOTE=Spartan117;16378455]she's all alone[/QUOTE] In her time of need
Best shit ever.
Me: So, I was wondering Me: When are you gonna let me tap dat? Her: never Me: no one has to know! Her: the answer is still never Me: GODDAMNFIUFFASJA Her: you'll live Me: No, you see, I caught this disease Me: and before I die, I wish to be the man Her: well i can't help ya there Me: *Another friend* likes it rough and I'm too wimpy to do that and I'm sure *another friend* would think about it at first but say no Her: surely you know other girls Me: only those who want money for the ride Her: dunno what to tell you then Me: Welll fuck, I tried Me: but did I try hard enough? Her: sure Me: Thanks, atleast now I know I'll die with 1% dignity Her: anytime --- Girl #2 Me: I was wondering something for a long time Me: guess what it was? Her: Um... Her: No clue. Me: When am I gonna tap dat? Her: -_- Me: So that's a yes? Her: Not really. Me: ok a maybe, I see you need to think on it Me: I'll be putting on my BDSM suit ready for you Her: Alrighty. *I log off*
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16380798]For those too scared to do it, claim that you are drunk or high[/QUOTE] or get high/drunk, it will seem like a great idea then.
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