Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: Hey, can i tap that?
Her: No
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Ubergoose;16369311]Me: Hey baby, when you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: ...Bye
Me: i was kidding
Her: No you weren't.
Dammit[/QUOTE]
Where's the "Oh Fuck!" rating when you need it!
me says:
when are you gonna let me tap that
her says:
tap what?
me says:
that
her says:
what
me says:
that
her says:
what
me says:
that
her says:
what
me says:
that
Yep, women are retarded.
Me: When are you going to let me tap dat
Her: Jon, if you don't recall, you've "tapped that" plenty of times
:smug:
pimpin :c00l:
[QUOTE=gokulol;16381619]Me: When are you going to let me tap dat
Her: Jon, if you don't recall, you've "tapped that" plenty of times
:smug:[/QUOTE]
gj
No joke, all my friendgirls have boyfriends. Doing this even as a joke would not be to my advantage.
This thread is absolutely hilarious though, keep it up
[QUOTE=Tazers Hurt;16381724]No joke, all my friendgirls have boyfriends. Doing this even as a joke would not be to my advantage.
This thread is absolutely hilarious though, keep it up[/QUOTE]
So do most of mine just do it
[QUOTE=gokulol;16381619]Me: When are you going to let me tap dat
Her: Jon, if you don't recall, you've "tapped that" plenty of times
:smug:[/QUOTE]
:bravo:
[QUOTE=JamesMay;16381488]
"her says:"
"me says:"
Yep, women are retarded.[/QUOTE]
made me lol for some reason.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16381841]Ah what the hell, I'll give this a try.
Me: watup bib?
Her: sup max :-3
Me: so can u pls let me tap det ass??? pls pls
Her: sur max im hrny atm
Me: r u srs?
Her: come over and find ot
Me: oh god. srsllyyy???
Her: yes. ;-) giv me 30 minz to prpare my sef' den cum over.
Me: OH GAWD
I swear to god this is how it went down.
she's my friend, and we only did it once.
Also, Q barrage :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :pervert:[/QUOTE]
DONT GO THERE, MAN! IT'S A TRAP! /caps very much needed, thank you
[QUOTE=Retardation;16381841]Ah what the hell, I'll give this a try.
Me: watup bib?
Her: sup max :-3
Me: so can u pls let me tap det ass??? pls pls
Her: sur max im hrny atm
Me: r u srs?
Her: come over and find ot
Me: oh god. srsllyyy???
Her: yes. ;-) giv me 30 minz to prpare my sef' den cum over.
Me: OH GAWD
I swear to god this is how it went down.
she's my friend, and we only did it once.
Also, Q barrage :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :pervert:[/QUOTE]
in the butt
Me: Hey
Me: When ya gonna let me tap that
Him: Right now,sweety
Me: Fuck yeah :dance:
Me: Oh shit you're a guy :tinfoil:
I should've chosen my contact better
Me: Hey
Him: ?
Me: When ya gonna let me tap dat
Him: When Duke Nukem Forever comes out
Him: :P
Me: Aww
Him: XD
Oh fuck, I gotta get some girls in my steam friends list
[QUOTE=Painseeker;16382064]Me: Hey
Me: When ya gonna let me tap that
Him: Right now,sweety
Me: Fuck yeah :dance:
Me: Oh shit you're a guy :tinfoil:
I should've chosen my contact better[/QUOTE]
Closet gay alert :siren:
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real.
[b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE]
We're praying for you.
Me: So when can I tap it?
Her: er?
Me: tap that, I should say
Her: whattt?
Me: Dat ass
Her: mine?
never haha
Me: Why not? ]:
Her: cause your like my little brother!
but big brother!
Me: I'm older and taller than you, don't give me that
And yes I am
Her: haha so u cnt!
Me: Major bummer
Her: lol
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real.
[b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE]
And you're still here.
[editline]12:14AM[/editline]
I'd contribute but I don't think it would end well.
[QUOTE=Mr Sandman;16382125]Me: So when can I tap it?
Her: er?
Me: tap that, I should say
Her: whattt?
Me: Dat ass
Her: mine?
never haha
Me: Why not? ]:
Her: cause your like my little brother!
but big brother!
Me: I'm older and taller than you, don't give me that
And yes I am
Her: haha so u cnt!
Me: Major bummer
Her: lol[/QUOTE]
What the f... :geno:
No comment.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real.
[b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE]
Post results.
>_>
<_<
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382246][b] GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK PISS BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKING ARGH FUCK WOMEN. [/b]
She showed me her boobs, but no sekz. she kicked me out :frown:
Oh, and I just left my firefox on and just turned off the monitor. isn't that obvious?[/QUOTE]
Really? You went there and came back in 5 minutes?
Wtf?!? If she lives a floor below you better go back and demand that she gives you secks or you will loudly masturbate in the apartment above
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382246][b] GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK PISS BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKING ARGH FUCK WOMEN. [/b]
She showed me her boobs, but no sekz. she kicked me out :frown:
Oh, and I just left my firefox on and just turned off the monitor. isn't that obvious?[/QUOTE]
That sucks... :(
At least you saw tits.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382390]You tried some troll detective work there, Plasticnoob?[/QUOTE]
What? I just thought it was unlikely you went there and back in only a few minutes.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real.
[b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE]
One small step for a man, but a huge leap for FP
Oh wait, fuck Im late
Me: When can I tap that?
No reply.
:saddowns:
NEW IDEA!
I am going to go to her house and leave a peice of paper on the doorstep saying
Hello
When can I tap that?
-Rob
I am really tempted to do this to my girlfriend (we have not done it yet). I dunno how she'll react...
Do it!
Me: Oh hai!
Her: hi..
Me: Whats uuuup?
Her: oh nothing... bf just dumped me.. :'(
Me: Oh... I'm sad to hear that, you guys looked like a good couple..
Her: i thought so too.. but.. i guess he wanted someone better
Me: Tbh.. I thought you're everything someone could want.
Her: thank you.. that cheers me up you know..
Me: Not a problem.. mind if I come over to tap that?
Her: sure.. i need all of the tapping i can get..
I'm going to see what's the dealio, something may happen!
last night I did a convo with a girl I goto the same school with.
Me: so can i tap dat ass?
Her: uhm no
Me: plz?
Me: im so lonely...
Her: no, u fucking perv
Me: :D
*her is offline*
Every day I see her at school, I make the cool face
[QUOTE=SatansSin;16382951]Me: Oh hai!
Her: hi..
Me: Whats uuuup?
Her: oh nothing... bf just dumped me.. :'(
Me: Oh... I'm sad to hear that, you guys looked like a good couple..
Her: i thought so too.. but.. i guess he wanted someone better
Me: Tbh.. I thought you're everything someone could want.
Her: thank you.. that cheers me up you know..
Me: Not a problem.. mind if I come over to tap that?
Her: sure.. i need all of the tapping i can get..
I'm going to see what's the dealio, something may happen![/QUOTE]
Taking advantage over a girl who just got out of a relationship and is an emotional wreck...
awesome.
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