• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Me: Hey, can i tap that? Her: No :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Ubergoose;16369311]Me: Hey baby, when you going to let me tap that ass? Her: ...Bye Me: i was kidding Her: No you weren't. Dammit[/QUOTE] Where's the "Oh Fuck!" rating when you need it!
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Me: When are you going to let me tap dat Her: Jon, if you don't recall, you've "tapped that" plenty of times :smug:
pimpin :c00l:
[QUOTE=gokulol;16381619]Me: When are you going to let me tap dat Her: Jon, if you don't recall, you've "tapped that" plenty of times :smug:[/QUOTE] gj
No joke, all my friendgirls have boyfriends. Doing this even as a joke would not be to my advantage. This thread is absolutely hilarious though, keep it up
[QUOTE=Tazers Hurt;16381724]No joke, all my friendgirls have boyfriends. Doing this even as a joke would not be to my advantage. This thread is absolutely hilarious though, keep it up[/QUOTE] So do most of mine just do it
[QUOTE=gokulol;16381619]Me: When are you going to let me tap dat Her: Jon, if you don't recall, you've "tapped that" plenty of times :smug:[/QUOTE] :bravo:
[QUOTE=JamesMay;16381488] "her says:" "me says:" Yep, women are retarded.[/QUOTE] made me lol for some reason.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16381841]Ah what the hell, I'll give this a try. Me: watup bib? Her: sup max :-3 Me: so can u pls let me tap det ass??? pls pls Her: sur max im hrny atm Me: r u srs? Her: come over and find ot Me: oh god. srsllyyy??? Her: yes. ;-) giv me 30 minz to prpare my sef' den cum over. Me: OH GAWD I swear to god this is how it went down. she's my friend, and we only did it once. Also, Q barrage :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :pervert:[/QUOTE] DONT GO THERE, MAN! IT'S A TRAP! /caps very much needed, thank you
[QUOTE=Retardation;16381841]Ah what the hell, I'll give this a try. Me: watup bib? Her: sup max :-3 Me: so can u pls let me tap det ass??? pls pls Her: sur max im hrny atm Me: r u srs? Her: come over and find ot Me: oh god. srsllyyy??? Her: yes. ;-) giv me 30 minz to prpare my sef' den cum over. Me: OH GAWD I swear to god this is how it went down. she's my friend, and we only did it once. Also, Q barrage :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :q: :pervert:[/QUOTE] in the butt
Me: Hey Me: When ya gonna let me tap that Him: Right now,sweety Me: Fuck yeah :dance: Me: Oh shit you're a guy :tinfoil: I should've chosen my contact better Me: Hey Him: ? Me: When ya gonna let me tap dat Him: When Duke Nukem Forever comes out Him: :P Me: Aww Him: XD Oh fuck, I gotta get some girls in my steam friends list
[QUOTE=Painseeker;16382064]Me: Hey Me: When ya gonna let me tap that Him: Right now,sweety Me: Fuck yeah :dance: Me: Oh shit you're a guy :tinfoil: I should've chosen my contact better[/QUOTE] Closet gay alert :siren:
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real. [b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE] We're praying for you.
Me: So when can I tap it? Her: er? Me: tap that, I should say Her: whattt? Me: Dat ass Her: mine? never haha Me: Why not? ]: Her: cause your like my little brother! but big brother! Me: I'm older and taller than you, don't give me that And yes I am Her: haha so u cnt! Me: Major bummer Her: lol
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real. [b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE] And you're still here. [editline]12:14AM[/editline] I'd contribute but I don't think it would end well.
[QUOTE=Mr Sandman;16382125]Me: So when can I tap it? Her: er? Me: tap that, I should say Her: whattt? Me: Dat ass Her: mine? never haha Me: Why not? ]: Her: cause your like my little brother! but big brother! Me: I'm older and taller than you, don't give me that And yes I am Her: haha so u cnt! Me: Major bummer Her: lol[/QUOTE] What the f... :geno: No comment.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real. [b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE] Post results. >_> <_<
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382246][b] GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK PISS BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKING ARGH FUCK WOMEN. [/b] She showed me her boobs, but no sekz. she kicked me out :frown: Oh, and I just left my firefox on and just turned off the monitor. isn't that obvious?[/QUOTE] Really? You went there and came back in 5 minutes?
Wtf?!? If she lives a floor below you better go back and demand that she gives you secks or you will loudly masturbate in the apartment above
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382246][b] GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK PISS BALLS HORSE SHIT FUCKING ARGH FUCK WOMEN. [/b] She showed me her boobs, but no sekz. she kicked me out :frown: Oh, and I just left my firefox on and just turned off the monitor. isn't that obvious?[/QUOTE] That sucks... :( At least you saw tits.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382390]You tried some troll detective work there, Plasticnoob?[/QUOTE] What? I just thought it was unlikely you went there and back in only a few minutes.
[QUOTE=Retardation;16382045]Going now. I hope she's for real. [b] I REALLY DO. OH GOD PLEASE LET IT BE REAL [/b][/QUOTE] One small step for a man, but a huge leap for FP Oh wait, fuck Im late
Me: When can I tap that? No reply. :saddowns: NEW IDEA! I am going to go to her house and leave a peice of paper on the doorstep saying Hello When can I tap that? -Rob
I am really tempted to do this to my girlfriend (we have not done it yet). I dunno how she'll react...
Do it!
Me: Oh hai! Her: hi.. Me: Whats uuuup? Her: oh nothing... bf just dumped me.. :'( Me: Oh... I'm sad to hear that, you guys looked like a good couple.. Her: i thought so too.. but.. i guess he wanted someone better Me: Tbh.. I thought you're everything someone could want. Her: thank you.. that cheers me up you know.. Me: Not a problem.. mind if I come over to tap that? Her: sure.. i need all of the tapping i can get.. I'm going to see what's the dealio, something may happen!
last night I did a convo with a girl I goto the same school with. Me: so can i tap dat ass? Her: uhm no Me: plz? Me: im so lonely... Her: no, u fucking perv Me: :D *her is offline* Every day I see her at school, I make the cool face
[QUOTE=SatansSin;16382951]Me: Oh hai! Her: hi.. Me: Whats uuuup? Her: oh nothing... bf just dumped me.. :'( Me: Oh... I'm sad to hear that, you guys looked like a good couple.. Her: i thought so too.. but.. i guess he wanted someone better Me: Tbh.. I thought you're everything someone could want. Her: thank you.. that cheers me up you know.. Me: Not a problem.. mind if I come over to tap that? Her: sure.. i need all of the tapping i can get.. I'm going to see what's the dealio, something may happen![/QUOTE] Taking advantage over a girl who just got out of a relationship and is an emotional wreck... awesome.
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