Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=SatansSin;16382951]Me: Oh hai!
Her: hi..
Me: Whats uuuup?
Her: oh nothing... bf just dumped me.. :'(
Me: Oh... I'm sad to hear that, you guys looked like a good couple..
Her: i thought so too.. but.. i guess he wanted someone better
Me: Tbh.. I thought you're everything someone could want.
Her: thank you.. that cheers me up you know..
Me: Not a problem.. mind if I come over to tap that?
Her: sure.. i need all of the tapping i can get..
I'm going to see what's the dealio, something may happen![/QUOTE]
I look up to you.
[QUOTE=Phreebird;16382790]Do it![/QUOTE]
Was that directed at me?
[QUOTE=I;16382637]
I am going to go to her house and leave a peice of paper on the doorstep saying
Hello
When can I tap that?
-Rob[/QUOTE]
If so, let me tell you, it is half past 2 in the freaking morning in my timezone.
and her house is a three quarter hour walk there.
Me: So can I tap
Her: Tap what
Me: Dat ass
Her: wat
[QUOTE=SatansSin;16382951]Me: Oh hai!
Her: hi..
Me: Whats uuuup?
Her: oh nothing... bf just dumped me.. :'(
Me: Oh... I'm sad to hear that, you guys looked like a good couple..
Her: i thought so too.. but.. i guess he wanted someone better
Me: Tbh.. I thought you're everything someone could want.
Her: thank you.. that cheers me up you know..
Me: Not a problem.. mind if I come over to tap that?
Her: sure.. i need all of the tapping i can get..
I'm going to see what's the dealio, something may happen![/QUOTE]
Win. Pure win.
it's freaking 4 am here. No one's responding -.-
haha this thread is full of win. sombody link this vid :v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ua1AaXueI&feature=related[/media]
I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you.
She just broke up with me.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384595]I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you.
She just broke up with me.[/QUOTE]
its what we do [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dance.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384595]I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you.
She just broke up with me.[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16384637]:laugh:[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384595]I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you.
She just broke up with me.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha. That's what you get.
She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
Ha! this one had results. . . kinda.
TEXT:
Me: Hey!
Her: yo yo yo
Me: okay. . . can i ask you a question?
Her: Sure :)
Me: Can i tap dat ass?
Her: hmmm i guess so
Me: awright!
Her: Come over ;)
Me: Im on mah way!
Hell, i got there, climbed through her window and her dad walked in. . .
Fuck my life.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384595]I fucking hate you Facepunch, I fucking hate you.
She just broke up with me.[/QUOTE]
Are you being serious or just pulling our legs?
How long were you two together if you are serious?
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE]
lol she had man on the side
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry :(
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16384677]Are you being serious or just pulling our legs?
How long were you two together if you are serious?[/QUOTE]
Since last November. We have a trip together coming up.
Well maybe it's for the better. She was cheating on you, after all. Plus, she can't take a joke.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384712]Since last November. We [b]had[/b] a trip together coming up.[/QUOTE]
im sorry to hear that.
Yeah. Fuck her. Go play a game or something get your mind off it.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16384715]Well maybe it's for the better. She was cheating on you, after all. Plus, she can't take a joke.[/QUOTE]
She always did have no sense of humor... Damnit guys... I am trying to text her but she won't respond.
umm, no offense, but I laughed
alot
Why do you care? She cheated on you, fuck that ungrateful bitch.
prolly a troll but if not that's fucking golden
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16384808]prolly a troll but if not that's fucking golden[/QUOTE]
Probably.
Make sure to post the ensuing argument/begging/crying conversation when you get a hold of her!
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;16384775]umm, no offense, but I laughed
alot[/QUOTE]
I gave you a friendly.
yeah, if my- um. . . nevermind.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-sigh.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16384827]Make sure to post the ensuing argument/begging/crying conversation when you get a hold of her![/QUOTE]
Fuck you dude, fuck you.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384837]Fuck you dude, fuck you.[/QUOTE]
she cheated on you anyways. . . Post dat bitch!
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