• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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your girlfriend cant take a joke
made my day [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384837]Fuck you dude, fuck you.[/QUOTE] You're on Facepunch. Not exactly the best place to expect sympathy. Just leave and save yourself the trouble.
Yeah, sorry. That was kind of a dickish thing to say. I'm sorry but you've got me kind of interested.
Confucious says "Haw haw, nub who listens to facepunch rice mancher is stoopidr than u thinks..."
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;16384775]umm, no offense, but I laughed alot[/QUOTE] We all did.
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16384863]made my day [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Mine too, i'll be chuckling about this for a while... but unlucky.
What a skank! But by god thats pretty damn funny.
[quote]Me: Hey (Insert Name Here) Her: Hey. Me: What are you doing? Her: Nuthing just talking to my cousin Her: Wat about u? Me: Oh, I was just thinking. Her: oh, about what? Me: Just thinking of when I was going to Tap Dat Ass. (Very Very long silence here.) Her: what the fuck is your issue!!? Me: Nothing. I just want to tap that. Her: dont take this the wrong way, I just think it's innapropriate. Me: No one has to know ;) Her: this isn't like you! Me: I wanted to tap that since forever. Yeah it is. (More silence.) Me: I'm pretty much guessing that's a yes? (More silence) Me: Can I tap that? Her: Never. (Insert Name Here) Has signed off.[/quote] Oh shit. That felt awesome. I hope she is okay though :ohdear:
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch. Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah? Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know? Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh? Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that? Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you? Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough! Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it? Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into Me (10:45:48 PM): what? Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday Me (10:46:24 PM): What? Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know! Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean? Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian! Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it! Me (10:47:19 PM): prude Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!? Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye. Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM) Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE] Holy shit.... cool story bro
[quote]Me says: hey hey Her says: Wut ? Me says: so when are you going to let me tap that? Her says: buy me persona 4 Me says: then i can tap that? Her says: I'll think about it Me says: you're such a whore Her says: :D Me says: that wasn't funny at all there some thread on fp saying Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues. hilarity did not ensue gg Her says: that's what you get for desentsitizing me now report back to your leader Me says: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782045&page=9[/url] omg look at redonkulous's post he texted his gf it and she left him Her says: yeeesssssssssssssss [/quote] :D
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: So when do i get to tap dat? Hey? ~aNiCiA~ says: omg... Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: When do i get to tap dat? Answer pls? ~aNiCiA~ says: never!!!! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: Aww, how come? Nobody has to know. ~aNiCiA~ says: bcuz!! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: That's not a good enough reason and you know it. ~aNiCiA~ says: yahh its never gonna happen jake! forget about it! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: haha, good joke ~aNiCiA~ says: wat???? Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: You. Me. Tomorrow night. Your place. ~aNiCiA~ says: fuck no! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: I'll bring lube You get the condoms, k? ~aNiCiA~ says: omfg!! hell no Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: I'm goin to hell for this. But seriously, can i have a good answer? ~aNiCiA~ says: ur answer is.....NO! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: There has to be a reason behind it. What did i do wrong? Am i ugly? Did i hurt you? ~aNiCiA~ says: i am in a bad mood dont piss me off even more! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: Ok, i'll just piss on you ~aNiCiA~ says: ugh gross Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: So tomorrow night, your place? ~aNiCiA~ says: I AM GONNA HURT U SO BAD BOI!! BOY!! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: Eh, oh well at least i'd get to tap dat ~aNiCiA~ says: NO U DONT!! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: ~aNiCiA~ says: OMG OMG OMG Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: Pls? ~aNiCiA~ says: NO NEVER EVER! Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says: Ok fine, i'll stop asking. Ronery huh? lol Don't worry, she'll be over it in a few hours EDIT!!!: lol she already forgivededed me
[QUOTE=Altec100;16384957]Oh shit. That felt awesome. I hope she is okay though :ohdear:[/QUOTE] "This just in, girl has shot herself in the head. More at eleven!"
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384762]She always did have no sense of humor... Damnit guys... I am trying to text her but she won't respond.[/QUOTE] What if she had sex with the other guy and not you lol
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16385030]What if she had sex with the other guy and not you lol[/QUOTE] lol, that would be awesome. Also, if you knew she didnt have a sense of humor WHY DID YOU DO IT?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16385006]"This just in, girl has shot herself in the head. More at eleven!"[/QUOTE] Nah, she'll be fine. :buddy:
I love this thread.
[QUOTE=Xionasis;16385102]I love this thread.[/QUOTE] I never spent this much time on a thread. I gotta get outta here. Edit: Alright, just a bit more.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16385052]lol, that would be awesome. Also, if you knew she didnt have a sense of humor WHY DID YOU DO IT?[/QUOTE] [i]Peer pressure claims another victim![/i]
I had me a good laugh.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16385142][i]Peer pressure claims another victim![/i][/QUOTE] all true. . .
Ergolicious : So when are you going to let me tap that? demonguard4 : WAT Ergolicious : <3 demonguard4 : i rated you box Ergolicious : :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Ergolicious;16385217]Ergolicious : So when are you going to let me tap that? demonguard4 : WAT Ergolicious : <3 demonguard4 : i rated you box Ergolicious : :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Uh, but I'm not... :eng99:
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch. Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah? Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know? Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh? Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that? Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you? Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough! Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it? Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into Me (10:45:48 PM): what? Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday Me (10:46:24 PM): What? Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know! Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean? Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian! Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it! Me (10:47:19 PM): prude Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!? Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye. Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM) Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE] ahaha shit. You should know what she can and cannot handle as a joke if she meant everything to you.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;16385309]ahaha shit. You should know what she can and cannot handle as a joke if she meant everything to you.[/QUOTE] This
Girl 1 Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat? Girl 1: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say this is stawiki? Me: Nah its JD lookin fo some fine ass Girl 1: Well "jd" I'm in Cali soooo umm no. And even if I was in ******* it would still be a no (This was funny because Stawicki is my creepy friend) Girl 2 Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat? Girl 2: Whenever u want. Haha Me: Aight saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho Girl 2: Im busy saturday. Me: Monday 5:30 AM fo sho Girl 2: I dont wanna get up that early. Haha Me: 5:30 PM aight Girl 2: Got it. Girl 3 Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat? Girl 3: Haha oh u know boi Me: Aight so when it goin down? Girl 3: Whenever u want. Haha Me: Saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho Girl 3: okay boo
[QUOTE=mochajaws;16385365]Girl 1 Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat? Girl 1: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say this is stawiki? Me: Nah its JD lookin fo some fine ass Girl 1: Well "jd" I'm in Cali soooo umm no. And even if I was in ******* it would still be a no (This was funny because Stawicki is my creepy friend) Girl 2 Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat? Girl 2: Whenever u want. Haha Me: Aight saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho Girl 2: Im busy saturday. Me: Monday 5:30 AM fo sho Girl 2: I dont wanna get up that early. Haha Me: 5:30 PM aight Girl 2: Got it. Girl 3 Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat? Girl 3: Haha oh u know boi Me: Aight so when it goin down? Girl 3: Whenever u want. Haha Me: Saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho Girl 3: okay boo[/QUOTE] I was gonna call you a pimp but you have a boxxy avatar and i changed my mind
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16385318]This[/QUOTE] Your avatar is the face the people have when this prank go horribly wrong. :lol::lol::lol:
Boxxy's hot.
Me: When you gonna let me hit that shit? Her: wat? Me: Time is wasting, i need to know when I can shit that shit. Her: hit wat? wat u talkn abot? Me: Sex, when? Now? Her: lol fuk you daniel
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