Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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your girlfriend cant take a joke
made my day [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384837]Fuck you dude, fuck you.[/QUOTE]
You're on Facepunch. Not exactly the best place to expect sympathy. Just leave and save yourself the trouble.
Yeah, sorry. That was kind of a dickish thing to say.
I'm sorry but you've got me kind of interested.
Confucious says
"Haw haw, nub who listens to facepunch rice mancher is stoopidr than u thinks..."
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;16384775]umm, no offense, but I laughed
alot[/QUOTE]
We all did.
[QUOTE=DualReaver;16384863]made my day [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Mine too, i'll be chuckling about this for a while...
but unlucky.
What a skank!
But by god thats pretty damn funny.
[quote]Me: Hey (Insert Name Here)
Her: Hey.
Me: What are you doing?
Her: Nuthing just talking to my cousin
Her: Wat about u?
Me: Oh, I was just thinking.
Her: oh, about what?
Me: Just thinking of when I was going to Tap Dat Ass.
(Very Very long silence here.)
Her: what the fuck is your issue!!?
Me: Nothing. I just want to tap that.
Her: dont take this the wrong way, I just think it's innapropriate.
Me: No one has to know ;)
Her: this isn't like you!
Me: I wanted to tap that since forever. Yeah it is.
(More silence.)
Me: I'm pretty much guessing that's a yes?
(More silence)
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Never.
(Insert Name Here) Has signed off.[/quote]
Oh shit. That felt awesome. I hope she is okay though :ohdear:
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit....
cool story bro
[quote]Me says:
hey
hey
Her says:
Wut ?
Me says:
so when are you going to let me tap that?
Her says:
buy me persona 4
Me says:
then i can tap that?
Her says:
I'll think about it
Me says:
you're such a whore
Her says:
:D
Me says:
that wasn't funny at all
there some thread on fp saying Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
hilarity did not ensue
gg
Her says:
that's what you get for desentsitizing me
now report back to your leader
Me says:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782045&page=9[/url]
omg
look at redonkulous's post
he texted his gf it and she left him
Her says:
yeeesssssssssssssss
[/quote]
:D
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
So when do i get to tap dat?
Hey?
~aNiCiA~ says:
omg...
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
When do i get to tap dat?
Answer pls?
~aNiCiA~ says:
never!!!!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
Aww, how come?
Nobody has to know.
~aNiCiA~ says:
bcuz!!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
That's not a good enough reason and you know it.
~aNiCiA~ says:
yahh its never gonna happen jake! forget about it!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
haha, good joke
~aNiCiA~ says:
wat????
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
You. Me. Tomorrow night. Your place.
~aNiCiA~ says:
fuck no!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
I'll bring lube
You get the condoms, k?
~aNiCiA~ says:
omfg!!
hell no
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
I'm goin to hell for this.
But seriously, can i have a good answer?
~aNiCiA~ says:
ur answer is.....NO!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
There has to be a reason behind it.
What did i do wrong?
Am i ugly?
Did i hurt you?
~aNiCiA~ says:
i am in a bad mood dont piss me off even more!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
Ok, i'll just piss on you
~aNiCiA~ says:
ugh
gross
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
So tomorrow night, your place?
~aNiCiA~ says:
I AM GONNA HURT U SO BAD BOI!!
BOY!!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
Eh, oh well
at least i'd get to tap dat
~aNiCiA~ says:
NO U DONT!!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
~aNiCiA~ says:
OMG
OMG
OMG
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
Pls?
~aNiCiA~ says:
NO NEVER EVER!
Evil Robot Zombie Nazi Vampire says:
Ok fine, i'll stop asking.
Ronery huh? lol
Don't worry, she'll be over it in a few hours
EDIT!!!:
lol she already forgivededed me
[QUOTE=Altec100;16384957]Oh shit. That felt awesome. I hope she is okay though :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
"This just in, girl has shot herself in the head. More at eleven!"
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384762]She always did have no sense of humor... Damnit guys... I am trying to text her but she won't respond.[/QUOTE]
What if she had sex with the other guy and not you lol
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16385030]What if she had sex with the other guy and not you lol[/QUOTE]
lol, that would be awesome.
Also, if you knew she didnt have a sense of humor WHY DID YOU DO IT?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16385006]"This just in, girl has shot herself in the head. More at eleven!"[/QUOTE]
Nah, she'll be fine. :buddy:
I love this thread.
[QUOTE=Xionasis;16385102]I love this thread.[/QUOTE]
I never spent this much time on a thread. I gotta get outta here.
Edit:
Alright, just a bit more.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16385052]lol, that would be awesome.
Also, if you knew she didnt have a sense of humor WHY DID YOU DO IT?[/QUOTE]
[i]Peer pressure claims another victim![/i]
I had me a good laugh.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16385142][i]Peer pressure claims another victim![/i][/QUOTE]
all true. . .
Ergolicious : So when are you going to let me tap that?
demonguard4 : WAT
Ergolicious : <3
demonguard4 : i rated you box
Ergolicious : :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Ergolicious;16385217]Ergolicious : So when are you going to let me tap that?
demonguard4 : WAT
Ergolicious : <3
demonguard4 : i rated you box
Ergolicious : :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Uh, but I'm not... :eng99:
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE]
ahaha shit. You should know what she can and cannot handle as a joke if she meant everything to you.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;16385309]ahaha shit. You should know what she can and cannot handle as a joke if she meant everything to you.[/QUOTE]
This
Girl 1
Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl 1: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say this is stawiki?
Me: Nah its JD lookin fo some fine ass
Girl 1: Well "jd" I'm in Cali soooo umm no. And even if I was in ******* it would still be a no
(This was funny because Stawicki is my creepy friend)
Girl 2
Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl 2: Whenever u want. Haha
Me: Aight saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho
Girl 2: Im busy saturday.
Me: Monday 5:30 AM fo sho
Girl 2: I dont wanna get up that early. Haha
Me: 5:30 PM aight
Girl 2: Got it.
Girl 3
Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl 3: Haha oh u know boi
Me: Aight so when it goin down?
Girl 3: Whenever u want. Haha
Me: Saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho
Girl 3: okay boo
[QUOTE=mochajaws;16385365]Girl 1
Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl 1: I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say this is stawiki?
Me: Nah its JD lookin fo some fine ass
Girl 1: Well "jd" I'm in Cali soooo umm no. And even if I was in ******* it would still be a no
(This was funny because Stawicki is my creepy friend)
Girl 2
Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl 2: Whenever u want. Haha
Me: Aight saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho
Girl 2: Im busy saturday.
Me: Monday 5:30 AM fo sho
Girl 2: I dont wanna get up that early. Haha
Me: 5:30 PM aight
Girl 2: Got it.
Girl 3
Me: Ay girl, so when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Girl 3: Haha oh u know boi
Me: Aight so when it goin down?
Girl 3: Whenever u want. Haha
Me: Saturday at 5:30 AM fo sho
Girl 3: okay boo[/QUOTE]
I was gonna call you a pimp but you have a boxxy avatar and i changed my mind
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16385318]This[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is the face the people have when this prank go horribly wrong.
:lol::lol::lol:
Boxxy's hot.
Me: When you gonna let me hit that shit?
Her: wat?
Me: Time is wasting, i need to know when I can shit that shit.
Her: hit wat? wat u talkn abot?
Me: Sex, when? Now?
Her: lol fuk you daniel
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