Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
2,003 replies, posted
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384762]She always did have no sense of humor... Damnit guys... I am trying to text her but she won't respond.[/QUOTE]
Give her space for the moment
[quote="girl on msn"]
ONE TOUCH. says:
Hey
- bitchofbodom. says:
sup
ONE TOUCH. says:
not much, yo
i was just thinkin..
- bitchofbodom. says:
about
ONE TOUCH. says:
when you're gonna let me tap that
- bitchofbodom. says:
tap whuut
ONE TOUCH. says:
you know what
- bitchofbodom. says:
no
ONE TOUCH. says:
playing hard to get i see,.
- bitchofbodom. says:
mmm
ONE TOUCH. says:
so anyway, when you gonna let me tap that asssssssss
- bitchofbodom. says:
nevar
ONE TOUCH. says:
D=
- bitchofbodom. says:
:]
ONE TOUCH. says:
but why for
- bitchofbodom. says:
im a lesbian
ONE TOUCH. says:
hey im down with that
- bitchofbodom. says:
im not down with dick
ONE TOUCH. says:
i'll just watch
- bitchofbodom. says:
im a lesbian who doesnty like girls..
ONE TOUCH. says:
interesting..
i don't even...
how does that even work
- bitchofbodom. says:
exactly
ONE TOUCH. says:
wait so you're not into guys.. you are a self aknowledged lesbian.. but you're not into girls either?
that must be rought D=
- bitchofbodom. says:
only myself
ONE TOUCH. says:
oh shit
i dunno if that's hot or not
[/quote]
Wow lol
So she taps her own ass :crossarms:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey how are you
Me: Spectacular, I was just wondering something
Her: And what's that?
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Haha, you are crazy. You don't want me.
Me: Oh, but I do! I wouldn't of asked such a question if I didn't.
Her: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, ahahah.
Me: I am 100% serious, sweetheart.
Her: I'm a virgin, you know. :|
Me: Me too, let's do it.
Her: Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
[QUOTE=LasGunz;16385528]Wow lol[/QUOTE]
That is hawt btw...
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16385452]Your avatar is the face the people have when this prank go horribly wrong.
:lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]
like all of my attempts?
Where are all these virgins coming from? Are you guise talking to 12 year olds?
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16385573]Where are all these virgins coming from? Are you guise talking to 12 year olds?[/QUOTE]
the girls i know aren't
Me: when can i tap dat
Her: what?
Me: dat ass
Her: who?
Me: you
Her: right now.
Me: wut.
Her: are you serious?
Me: ya
Her: not soon
Me: got my hopes up :(
Since i lost my phone, i'll have to ask one of them irl.
Me: hey..
Her: Hey, sup?
Me: Nothin, just got a quick question.
Her: Yep?
Me: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Her: Sniiff.. smells weird, what's clorommppph... *thud
(no one has to know)
I asked on aim.
Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing?
Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good
Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you
Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched!
Me (11:38:06 PM): For?
Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O
Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(:
Me (11:38:31 PM): ?
Me (11:38:32 PM): from?
Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale.
Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy.
Me (11:38:49 PM): ah
Me (11:38:50 PM): okay
Me (11:38:51 PM): lol
Me (11:38:51 PM): :P
Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense.
Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah
Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass
Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha.
Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O
Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O
Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep.
Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET
Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home.
Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait
Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious?
Me (11:44:20 PM): ???????
Her (11:45:29 PM): about what?
Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you
Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex.
Me (11:46:11 PM): :o
Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O
sneakyZ01 (4:51:46 AM): YO URRR WEN CAN I TAP DET ASS?
Jeremii L (4:52:10 AM): Soon babe
sneakyZ01 (4:52:15 AM): rly..
Jeremii L (4:52:27 AM): well sure, if you tell me who you are
sneakyZ01 (4:52:28 AM): WAWO BRB GONA POST THIS ON FP
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim.
*IM Conversation[/QUOTE]
Get over there mate.
[QUOTE=LasGunz;16385717]sneakyZ01 (4:51:46 AM): YO URRR WEN CAN I TAP DET ASS?
Jeremii L (4:52:10 AM): Soon babe
sneakyZ01 (4:52:15 AM): rly..
Jeremii L (4:52:27 AM): well sure, if you tell me who you are
sneakyZ01 (4:52:28 AM): WAWO BRB GONA POST THIS ON FP[/QUOTE]
Thats me!
I don't know why he asked me though, I'm a guy. :v:
me
hey man can i ask you a question
him
sure...
me
when can i tap that?
him
right now >:{
Me
:> k brb going to your house
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim.
Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing?
Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good
Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you
Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched!
Me (11:38:06 PM): For?
Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O
Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(:
Me (11:38:31 PM): ?
Me (11:38:32 PM): from?
Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale.
Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy.
Me (11:38:49 PM): ah
Me (11:38:50 PM): okay
Me (11:38:51 PM): lol
Me (11:38:51 PM): :P
Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense.
Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah
Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass
Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha.
Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O
Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O
Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep.
Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET
Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home.
Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait
Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious?
Me (11:44:20 PM): ???????
Her (11:45:29 PM): about what?
Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you
Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex.
Me (11:46:11 PM): :o
Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O[/QUOTE]
winnnn
Peavy go out there and get dirty.
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim.
Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing?
Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good
Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you
Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched!
Me (11:38:06 PM): For?
Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O
Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(:
Me (11:38:31 PM): ?
Me (11:38:32 PM): from?
Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale.
Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy.
Me (11:38:49 PM): ah
Me (11:38:50 PM): okay
Me (11:38:51 PM): lol
Me (11:38:51 PM): :P
Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense.
Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah
Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass
Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha.
Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O
Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O
Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep.
Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET
Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home.
Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait
Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious?
Me (11:44:20 PM): ???????
Her (11:45:29 PM): about what?
Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you
Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex.
Me (11:46:11 PM): :o
Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O[/QUOTE]
Fuckin shit I gotta try this.
Myspace IM this time:
Me: Hey
Her: hi
Me: whats up?
Her: Bored. Not sick anymore.
Me: Thats good. So, since you arent sick anymore. . .
Her: What?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap wha?
Me: That.
Her: . . .
Her: You are a sick person, you know that?
Me: Well, i guess. . .
Her: You are a fucking asshole!
Her: Go jump off a cliff you dick!
Me: it. . .
Her: No, fuck you! Fucking asshole!
<Insert name here> Has signed off
It didn't go as planed. . .
You keep getting into these times where you avatar fits, qwerty.
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]
Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]haha, you only have like.. however many hours[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]like.. however many hours[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692][b]hours[/b]
[/QUOTE]
Run.
I am batman says:
hey
Erin says:
Hello
I am batman says:
I was wondering
when are you gunna let me tap that?
well?
Erin says:
hmmm
tap whom?
I am batman says:
youm
Erin says:
nah
are you willing to tap my dp instead?
I am batman says:
no ty not gay. I wana tap dat ass
Erin says:
i haz none for u bb
I am batman says:
Erin says:
trust me, he has a fine ass
I am batman says:
not into guys fanx
Erin says:
;__;
I am batman says:
QQ
yeah, although i lost a good amount of girl friends. . .
hahahaha
some girls are so sensitive
don't worry qwerty, no one needs friends without a sense of humour
-snip-
[QUOTE=Altec100;16385732]Get over there mate.[/QUOTE]
Planning on it =D
As said before, [b]RUN[/b]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385950]Planning on it =D[/QUOTE]
Planning?! It's [b]Instinct.[/b]
Erin says:
u___u
I am batman says:
why not?
hm
m
you suck
Erin says:
because c`mon
you'd have a better time with him >>>
I am batman says:
wait, your or my DP?
Erin says:
lol no my dp
I am batman says:
now I'm having all sorts of interDP related mental images
they should hook up
Erin says:
that would be hot!
:3
I am batman says:
then we should hook up
when?
Erin says:
2012
I am batman says:
sounds good
where?
Erin says:
a secluded place in....
finland
I am batman says:
helsinki!
Erin says:
YES
our plan so far is awesome
I am batman says:
time of year?
I think the spring
or maybe summer
I imagine halsiki is cold
bb?
r u thur?
[QUOTE=RJ102;16385962]As said before, [b]RUN[/b][/QUOTE]
Going to today.
[editline]12:19AM[/editline]
Also, she doesn't mean how many hours as in like a few. she means a day or 2.
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