• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384762]She always did have no sense of humor... Damnit guys... I am trying to text her but she won't respond.[/QUOTE] Give her space for the moment
[quote="girl on msn"] ONE TOUCH. says: Hey - bitchofbodom. says: sup ONE TOUCH. says: not much, yo i was just thinkin.. - bitchofbodom. says: about ONE TOUCH. says: when you're gonna let me tap that - bitchofbodom. says: tap whuut ONE TOUCH. says: you know what - bitchofbodom. says: no ONE TOUCH. says: playing hard to get i see,. - bitchofbodom. says: mmm ONE TOUCH. says: so anyway, when you gonna let me tap that asssssssss - bitchofbodom. says: nevar ONE TOUCH. says: D= - bitchofbodom. says: :] ONE TOUCH. says: but why for - bitchofbodom. says: im a lesbian ONE TOUCH. says: hey im down with that - bitchofbodom. says: im not down with dick ONE TOUCH. says: i'll just watch - bitchofbodom. says: im a lesbian who doesnty like girls.. ONE TOUCH. says: interesting.. i don't even... how does that even work - bitchofbodom. says: exactly ONE TOUCH. says: wait so you're not into guys.. you are a self aknowledged lesbian.. but you're not into girls either? that must be rought D= - bitchofbodom. says: only myself ONE TOUCH. says: oh shit i dunno if that's hot or not [/quote] Wow lol
So she taps her own ass :crossarms:
Me: Hey Her: Hey how are you Me: Spectacular, I was just wondering something Her: And what's that? Me: When are you going to let me tap that? Her: Haha, you are crazy. You don't want me. Me: Oh, but I do! I wouldn't of asked such a question if I didn't. Her: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, ahahah. Me: I am 100% serious, sweetheart. Her: I'm a virgin, you know. :| Me: Me too, let's do it. Her: Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
[QUOTE=LasGunz;16385528]Wow lol[/QUOTE] That is hawt btw...
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16385452]Your avatar is the face the people have when this prank go horribly wrong. :lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE] like all of my attempts?
Where are all these virgins coming from? Are you guise talking to 12 year olds?
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;16385573]Where are all these virgins coming from? Are you guise talking to 12 year olds?[/QUOTE] the girls i know aren't
Me: when can i tap dat Her: what? Me: dat ass Her: who? Me: you Her: right now. Me: wut. Her: are you serious? Me: ya Her: not soon Me: got my hopes up :(
Since i lost my phone, i'll have to ask one of them irl. Me: hey.. Her: Hey, sup? Me: Nothin, just got a quick question. Her: Yep? Me: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Her: Sniiff.. smells weird, what's clorommppph... *thud (no one has to know)
I asked on aim. Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing? Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched! Me (11:38:06 PM): For? Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(: Me (11:38:31 PM): ? Me (11:38:32 PM): from? Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale. Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy. Me (11:38:49 PM): ah Me (11:38:50 PM): okay Me (11:38:51 PM): lol Me (11:38:51 PM): :P Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense. Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha. Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep. Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home. Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious? Me (11:44:20 PM): ??????? Her (11:45:29 PM): about what? Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex. Me (11:46:11 PM): :o Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O
sneakyZ01 (4:51:46 AM): YO URRR WEN CAN I TAP DET ASS? Jeremii L (4:52:10 AM): Soon babe sneakyZ01 (4:52:15 AM): rly.. Jeremii L (4:52:27 AM): well sure, if you tell me who you are sneakyZ01 (4:52:28 AM): WAWO BRB GONA POST THIS ON FP
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim. *IM Conversation[/QUOTE] Get over there mate.
[QUOTE=LasGunz;16385717]sneakyZ01 (4:51:46 AM): YO URRR WEN CAN I TAP DET ASS? Jeremii L (4:52:10 AM): Soon babe sneakyZ01 (4:52:15 AM): rly.. Jeremii L (4:52:27 AM): well sure, if you tell me who you are sneakyZ01 (4:52:28 AM): WAWO BRB GONA POST THIS ON FP[/QUOTE] Thats me! I don't know why he asked me though, I'm a guy. :v:
me hey man can i ask you a question him sure... me when can i tap that? him right now >:{ Me :> k brb going to your house
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim. Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing? Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched! Me (11:38:06 PM): For? Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(: Me (11:38:31 PM): ? Me (11:38:32 PM): from? Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale. Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy. Me (11:38:49 PM): ah Me (11:38:50 PM): okay Me (11:38:51 PM): lol Me (11:38:51 PM): :P Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense. Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha. Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep. Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home. Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious? Me (11:44:20 PM): ??????? Her (11:45:29 PM): about what? Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex. Me (11:46:11 PM): :o Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O[/QUOTE] winnnn
Peavy go out there and get dirty.
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]I asked on aim. Her (11:37:04 PM): hi. how are you doing? Me (11:37:22 PM): Im good Me (11:37:26 PM): how aboot you Her (11:38:01 PM): im psyched! Me (11:38:06 PM): For? Me (11:38:15 PM): are you bi-polar O_O Her (11:38:21 PM): johnnys coming home early(: Me (11:38:31 PM): ? Me (11:38:32 PM): from? Her (11:38:38 PM): honesdale. Her (11:38:43 PM): no, he just told me that and it made me happy. Me (11:38:49 PM): ah Me (11:38:50 PM): okay Me (11:38:51 PM): lol Me (11:38:51 PM): :P Me (11:38:57 PM): you gotta admit that question DID make sense. Her (11:39:53 PM): hahaa a little yeah Me (11:40:09 PM): So when you gonna let me tap dat ass Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home, haha. Me (11:41:13 PM): O_O Me (11:41:16 PM): are you cerial :O Her (11:41:25 PM): haha yep. Me (11:41:27 PM): SWEET Her (11:41:31 PM): i think we're getting back together when he gets home. Me (11:43:02 PM): so wait Me (11:43:06 PM): you're serious? Me (11:44:20 PM): ??????? Her (11:45:29 PM): about what? Me (11:45:56 PM): me fuckin you Her (11:46:06 PM): yeah, why not? i know your clean. and i like sex. Me (11:46:11 PM): :o Me (11:46:15 PM): i wasn't....O_O[/QUOTE] Fuckin shit I gotta try this.
Myspace IM this time: Me: Hey Her: hi Me: whats up? Her: Bored. Not sick anymore. Me: Thats good. So, since you arent sick anymore. . . Her: What? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Tap wha? Me: That. Her: . . . Her: You are a sick person, you know that? Me: Well, i guess. . . Her: You are a fucking asshole! Her: Go jump off a cliff you dick! Me: it. . . Her: No, fuck you! Fucking asshole! <Insert name here> Has signed off It didn't go as planed. . .
You keep getting into these times where you avatar fits, qwerty.
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692] Her (11:41:06 PM): haha, you only have like.. however many hours til johnny gets home[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]haha, you only have like.. however many hours[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692]like.. however many hours[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Peavy262;16385692][b]hours[/b] [/QUOTE] Run.
I am batman says: hey Erin says: Hello I am batman says: I was wondering when are you gunna let me tap that? well? Erin says: hmmm tap whom? I am batman says: youm Erin says: nah are you willing to tap my dp instead? I am batman says: no ty not gay. I wana tap dat ass Erin says: i haz none for u bb I am batman says: Erin says: trust me, he has a fine ass I am batman says: not into guys fanx Erin says: ;__; I am batman says: QQ
yeah, although i lost a good amount of girl friends. . .
hahahaha some girls are so sensitive don't worry qwerty, no one needs friends without a sense of humour
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[QUOTE=Altec100;16385732]Get over there mate.[/QUOTE] Planning on it =D
As said before, [b]RUN[/b]
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385950]Planning on it =D[/QUOTE] Planning?! It's [b]Instinct.[/b]
Erin says: u___u I am batman says: why not? hm m you suck Erin says: because c`mon you'd have a better time with him >>> I am batman says: wait, your or my DP? Erin says: lol no my dp I am batman says: now I'm having all sorts of interDP related mental images they should hook up Erin says: that would be hot! :3 I am batman says: then we should hook up when? Erin says: 2012 I am batman says: sounds good where? Erin says: a secluded place in.... finland I am batman says: helsinki! Erin says: YES our plan so far is awesome I am batman says: time of year? I think the spring or maybe summer I imagine halsiki is cold bb? r u thur?
[QUOTE=RJ102;16385962]As said before, [b]RUN[/b][/QUOTE] Going to today. [editline]12:19AM[/editline] Also, she doesn't mean how many hours as in like a few. she means a day or 2.
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