Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
2,003 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385996]
Also, she doesn't mean how many hours as in like a few. she means a day or 2.[/QUOTE]
Then you should run over now ....and go back for more later?
[QUOTE=JethroTheCunt;16385987]Erin says:
u___u
I am batman says:
why not?
hm
m
you suck
Erin says:
because c`mon
you'd have a better time with him >>>
I am batman says:
wait, your or my DP?
Erin says:
lol no my dp
I am batman says:
now I'm having all sorts of interDP related mental images
they should hook up
Erin says:
that would be hot!
:3
I am batman says:
then we should hook up
when?
Erin says:
2012
I am batman says:
sounds good
where?
Erin says:
a secluded place in....
finland
I am batman says:
helsinki!
Erin says:
YES
our plan so far is awesome
I am batman says:
time of year?
I think the spring
or maybe summer
I imagine halsiki is cold
bb?
r u thur?[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is a DP?
Also ask for a threesome.
All my friends are mormon so if I ask they'll get all pissy.
Edit:
Fuck it, I'm asking.
Jethro
hey
05:21Powertools
hi
05:21Jethro
so I was wondering when you were going to let me tap dat
05:21Powertools
oh god is this for that thread
05:22Jethro
what thread?
I dont even know what facepunch is
SHIUT
lets start over
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[QUOTE=Crustycaveman;16386032]Then you should run over now ....and go back for more later?[/QUOTE]
it's 12:23 AM. I'll just go when her parents are at work.
[QUOTE=JethroTheCunt;16386058]Jethro
hey
05:21Powertools
hi
05:21Jethro
so I was wondering when you were going to let me tap dat
05:21Powertools
oh god is this for that thread
05:22Jethro
what thread?
I dont even know what facepunch is
SHIUT
lets start over
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What?!? I can't even...you asked the wrong bitch
Best thread in ages. I'll be sure to post something when it's brighter out.
This thread is pure gold. Almost makes me want to do it, but I live a little ways away from all of them. :(. Though I might just do it for the lawls.
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16386109]What?!? I can't even...you asked the wrong bitch[/QUOTE]
hey bb.
So I was wondering when you'd let me tap dat?
add me on msn [email]alfonzo_him@hotmail.com[/email]
xx
[quote](8:30:17 PM) +Brian: when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
(8:30:28 PM) Michael: now
(8:30:35 PM) +Brian: cool where you live
(8:30:45 PM) Michael: massachusetts
(8:30:56 PM) +Brian: cool brb drivin to you
(8:30:59 PM) Michael: hot
(8:31:04 PM) Michael: when u gonna get here
(8:31:13 PM) +Brian: probably in 2 hours get some lube tho kay
(8:31:23 PM) Michael: k ill be waitin
(8:31:27 PM) +Brian: kk cyah hun
[/quote]
Cool Kids Club
So, to pay off killing a guys relationship with his girlfriend, we helped someone else get laid.
Is that good enough?
Obviously.
this thread gives me hope for facepunch
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386155]So, to pay off killing a guys relationship with his girlfriend, we helped someone else get laid.
Is that good enough?[/QUOTE]
ensues hilarity and maybe even sex
With the added bonus of destroying relationships. Everything is fine
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16386242]With the added bonus of destroying relationships. Everything is fine[/QUOTE]
Buzz Killington over here.
Me: Hey i was wonderin.
Her: Yeahh?
Me: When are you going to let me tap dat ass?
Her: Haha. im not.
Me: cmon i'm postin this on fp and youre makin me look like a loser :\
Her: Say what now?
Me: Say yes now
Her: Ok
Me: Sweet now everyone will think i'm cool! Youre the best.
Her: What the shit rob?
[QUOTE=Death0nWings;16386265]Buzz Killington over here.[/QUOTE]
I agree
These girls that throw a fit... they must either be on their periods or extreme bitches with no sense of humor!
[QUOTE=Binsky;16386298]Me: Hey i was wonderin.
Her: Yeahh?
Me: When are you going to let me tap dat ass?
Her: Haha. im not.
Me: cmon i'm postin this on fp and youre makin me look like a loser :\
Her: Say what now?
Me: Say yes now
Her: Ok
Me: Sweet now everyone will think i'm cool! Youre the best.
Her: What the shit rob?[/QUOTE]
Why do you guys tell girls the forums that you visit?
In hopes they come here and register then post pictures of themselves they will regret the next morning
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16386351]Why do you guys tell girls the forums that you visit?[/QUOTE]
She doesn't even know what fp means. She just thinks i'm drunk or something
Me: Hey
Her: Hi
Me: When can i tap dat?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: When can i tap dat?
Her: Never
Me: Yeah tonight sounds good
Her: No
Me: ya
and the conversation ends (this was my ex)
Me:hey i got a super secret question
Her:mhmm
Me:its super duper secret dont be tellin no one nigga
Her:k
Me:when can i tap dat ass?
Her:idk
Me:awww hell naw
Me:the interweb people told me to do it
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: tap what?
Me: Dat ass.
Her: sex, with me?
Me: Hell yeah, me tap dat ass.
Her: dude your like 5 years older then me.
Me: Oh fuck. I forgot.
Her: whatever
Me: >:-)
She's my ex's sister, lol.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;16386421]
Me:the interweb people told me to do it[/QUOTE]
That there was a bitch move
omi says:
aaronnnnnn
i thought u deleted msn
Aaron F says:
nope
omi says:
why oh why
whyd u talk to me
Aaron F says:
awww
omi says:
lol
Aaron F says:
so I have a question
omi says:
mkay
Aaron F says:
when are you gonna let me tap dat ass
omi says:
wtf
Aaron F says:
when?
omi says:
never
i dont have one
Aaron F says:
lol
Here is mine lol. She is right though, she has no ass hahaha
[quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:47:09 AM): When are you going to let me tap that?
Person (12:47:50 AM): never
xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:10 AM): why not, you're Bootylicious
Person (12:48:27 AM): ur bored
xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:37 AM): Come on
xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:41 AM): Me and you, let's get it on
xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:47 AM): we can fuck on your mom's fatass stomach
Person (12:48:57 AM): no
xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:08 AM): Well shes a fat bitch anyway.[/quote]
[quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:34 AM): Eric
xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:35 AM): For real
xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:39 AM): When are you gonna let me tap that?
person (12:49:47 AM): idk
person (12:49:54 AM): u wanna come over now
xxjeremythegodxx (12:50:05 AM): Can I tap that?
person (12:50:16 AM): yea
xxjeremythegodxx (12:50:26 AM): Ight, going over now.[/quote]
[quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:50:46 AM): Yo Randell
Black guy (12:50:57 AM): yea
xxjeremythegodxx (12:51:05 AM): When can I tap that dude?
xxjeremythegodxx (12:52:50 AM): When can I tap that ass?
Black guy (12:53:05 AM): never this is taken
xxjeremythegodxx (12:53:17 AM): Come on, no one has to know, let me get some of that sweet black ass.
Black guy (12:53:45 AM): nope
xxjeremythegodxx (12:55:06 AM): Fine, continue with your watermelon and chicken..
Black guy (12:55:20 AM): u forgot grape koolaid
xxjeremythegodxx (12:55:43 AM): Mah bad Dawg.[/quote]
Man, girls need to be on at 1:00 in the morning.
[quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:59:57 AM): Yo
Person (1:00:07 AM): yo whats up man
xxjeremythegodxx (1:00:11 AM): When can I tap that?
Person (1:00:51 AM): anytime baby anytime
Person (1:00:54 AM): hahahaha[/quote]
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386401]In hopes they come here and register then post pictures of themselves they will regret the next morning[/QUOTE]
Why is that?
[QUOTE=Binsky;16386403]She doesn't even know what fp means. She just thinks i'm drunk or something[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but a lot of people are saying "Face Punch"
I dunno :350:
Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .
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