• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Peavy262;16385996] Also, she doesn't mean how many hours as in like a few. she means a day or 2.[/QUOTE] Then you should run over now ....and go back for more later?
[QUOTE=JethroTheCunt;16385987]Erin says: u___u I am batman says: why not? hm m you suck Erin says: because c`mon you'd have a better time with him >>> I am batman says: wait, your or my DP? Erin says: lol no my dp I am batman says: now I'm having all sorts of interDP related mental images they should hook up Erin says: that would be hot! :3 I am batman says: then we should hook up when? Erin says: 2012 I am batman says: sounds good where? Erin says: a secluded place in.... finland I am batman says: helsinki! Erin says: YES our plan so far is awesome I am batman says: time of year? I think the spring or maybe summer I imagine halsiki is cold bb? r u thur?[/QUOTE] What the fuck is a DP? Also ask for a threesome.
All my friends are mormon so if I ask they'll get all pissy. Edit: Fuck it, I'm asking.
Jethro hey 05:21Powertools hi 05:21Jethro so I was wondering when you were going to let me tap dat 05:21Powertools oh god is this for that thread 05:22Jethro what thread? I dont even know what facepunch is SHIUT lets start over Powertools is no longer online. The following message was not sent:
[QUOTE=Crustycaveman;16386032]Then you should run over now ....and go back for more later?[/QUOTE] it's 12:23 AM. I'll just go when her parents are at work.
[QUOTE=JethroTheCunt;16386058]Jethro hey 05:21Powertools hi 05:21Jethro so I was wondering when you were going to let me tap dat 05:21Powertools oh god is this for that thread 05:22Jethro what thread? I dont even know what facepunch is SHIUT lets start over Powertools is no longer online. The following message was not sent:[/QUOTE] What?!? I can't even...you asked the wrong bitch
Best thread in ages. I'll be sure to post something when it's brighter out.
This thread is pure gold. Almost makes me want to do it, but I live a little ways away from all of them. :(. Though I might just do it for the lawls.
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16386109]What?!? I can't even...you asked the wrong bitch[/QUOTE] hey bb. So I was wondering when you'd let me tap dat? add me on msn [email]alfonzo_him@hotmail.com[/email] xx
[quote](8:30:17 PM) +Brian: when you gonna let me tap dat ass? (8:30:28 PM) Michael: now (8:30:35 PM) +Brian: cool where you live (8:30:45 PM) Michael: massachusetts (8:30:56 PM) +Brian: cool brb drivin to you (8:30:59 PM) Michael: hot (8:31:04 PM) Michael: when u gonna get here (8:31:13 PM) +Brian: probably in 2 hours get some lube tho kay (8:31:23 PM) Michael: k ill be waitin (8:31:27 PM) +Brian: kk cyah hun [/quote] Cool Kids Club
So, to pay off killing a guys relationship with his girlfriend, we helped someone else get laid. Is that good enough?
Obviously. this thread gives me hope for facepunch
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386155]So, to pay off killing a guys relationship with his girlfriend, we helped someone else get laid. Is that good enough?[/QUOTE] ensues hilarity and maybe even sex
With the added bonus of destroying relationships. Everything is fine
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16386242]With the added bonus of destroying relationships. Everything is fine[/QUOTE] Buzz Killington over here.
Me: Hey i was wonderin. Her: Yeahh? Me: When are you going to let me tap dat ass? Her: Haha. im not. Me: cmon i'm postin this on fp and youre makin me look like a loser :\ Her: Say what now? Me: Say yes now Her: Ok Me: Sweet now everyone will think i'm cool! Youre the best. Her: What the shit rob?
[QUOTE=Death0nWings;16386265]Buzz Killington over here.[/QUOTE] I agree
These girls that throw a fit... they must either be on their periods or extreme bitches with no sense of humor!
[QUOTE=Binsky;16386298]Me: Hey i was wonderin. Her: Yeahh? Me: When are you going to let me tap dat ass? Her: Haha. im not. Me: cmon i'm postin this on fp and youre makin me look like a loser :\ Her: Say what now? Me: Say yes now Her: Ok Me: Sweet now everyone will think i'm cool! Youre the best. Her: What the shit rob?[/QUOTE] Why do you guys tell girls the forums that you visit?
In hopes they come here and register then post pictures of themselves they will regret the next morning
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16386351]Why do you guys tell girls the forums that you visit?[/QUOTE] She doesn't even know what fp means. She just thinks i'm drunk or something
Me: Hey Her: Hi Me: When can i tap dat? Her: Excuse me? Me: When can i tap dat? Her: Never Me: Yeah tonight sounds good Her: No Me: ya and the conversation ends (this was my ex)
Me:hey i got a super secret question Her:mhmm Me:its super duper secret dont be tellin no one nigga Her:k Me:when can i tap dat ass? Her:idk Me:awww hell naw Me:the interweb people told me to do it
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat? Her: tap what? Me: Dat ass. Her: sex, with me? Me: Hell yeah, me tap dat ass. Her: dude your like 5 years older then me. Me: Oh fuck. I forgot. Her: whatever Me: >:-) She's my ex's sister, lol.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;16386421] Me:the interweb people told me to do it[/QUOTE] That there was a bitch move
omi says: aaronnnnnn i thought u deleted msn Aaron F says: nope omi says: why oh why whyd u talk to me Aaron F says: awww omi says: lol Aaron F says: so I have a question omi says: mkay Aaron F says: when are you gonna let me tap dat ass omi says: wtf Aaron F says: when? omi says: never i dont have one Aaron F says: lol Here is mine lol. She is right though, she has no ass hahaha
[quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:47:09 AM): When are you going to let me tap that? Person (12:47:50 AM): never xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:10 AM): why not, you're Bootylicious Person (12:48:27 AM): ur bored xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:37 AM): Come on xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:41 AM): Me and you, let's get it on xxjeremythegodxx (12:48:47 AM): we can fuck on your mom's fatass stomach Person (12:48:57 AM): no xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:08 AM): Well shes a fat bitch anyway.[/quote] [quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:34 AM): Eric xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:35 AM): For real xxjeremythegodxx (12:49:39 AM): When are you gonna let me tap that? person (12:49:47 AM): idk person (12:49:54 AM): u wanna come over now xxjeremythegodxx (12:50:05 AM): Can I tap that? person (12:50:16 AM): yea xxjeremythegodxx (12:50:26 AM): Ight, going over now.[/quote] [quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:50:46 AM): Yo Randell Black guy (12:50:57 AM): yea xxjeremythegodxx (12:51:05 AM): When can I tap that dude? xxjeremythegodxx (12:52:50 AM): When can I tap that ass? Black guy (12:53:05 AM): never this is taken xxjeremythegodxx (12:53:17 AM): Come on, no one has to know, let me get some of that sweet black ass. Black guy (12:53:45 AM): nope xxjeremythegodxx (12:55:06 AM): Fine, continue with your watermelon and chicken.. Black guy (12:55:20 AM): u forgot grape koolaid xxjeremythegodxx (12:55:43 AM): Mah bad Dawg.[/quote] Man, girls need to be on at 1:00 in the morning. [quote]xxjeremythegodxx (12:59:57 AM): Yo Person (1:00:07 AM): yo whats up man xxjeremythegodxx (1:00:11 AM): When can I tap that? Person (1:00:51 AM): anytime baby anytime Person (1:00:54 AM): hahahaha[/quote]
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386401]In hopes they come here and register then post pictures of themselves they will regret the next morning[/QUOTE] Why is that? [QUOTE=Binsky;16386403]She doesn't even know what fp means. She just thinks i'm drunk or something[/QUOTE] Yeah, but a lot of people are saying "Face Punch"
I dunno :350:
Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .
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