• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE] just how many girls have you asked now?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE] man I think half of the girls want to have it so bad after midnight.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE] Good luck, soldier [IMG]http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j15/gethipnow/Military%20Patriotic/salute.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Jeremyc428;16386499]Man, girls need to be on at 1:00 in the morning.[/QUOTE] This man needs gaybows! Stat!
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386642]man I think half of the girls want to have it so bad after midnight.[/QUOTE] True... this girl wants me after midnight. I think it's 'cuz the parents are asleep. [editline]05:10AM[/editline] [QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE] Seems like you have a 50/50 chance with each girl you ask, man. Niiiice. For every friend you lose, you get to bang one!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE] The internet will now count your post as the starting time. God speed.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16386658]True... this girl wants me after midnight. I think it's 'cuz the parents are asleep.[/QUOTE] I would do this right now but I know for a fact most of my friends who are girls are damaged goods and the other 10% would say no [QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16386658]Seems like you have a 50/50 chance with each girl you ask, man. Niiiice. For every friend you lose, you get to bang one![/QUOTE] Lose one get one free.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386712]I would do this right now but I know for a fact most of my friends who are girls are damaged goods and the other 10% would say no [/QUOTE] Damaged books. bahahah
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text: Me: Hey Her: Hello Me: So, whatcha doin? Her: Oh, just sittin here. You? Me: Well, i was thinking. . . Her: About what? Me: About me tappin dat ass Her: Really? Me: Oh yea Her: You're clean right? Me: Yeah Her: Okay then, meet me at my house. Me: really? Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :) Me: alrighty then, ill be there. Her: I hope so ;) goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE] All the girls you text seem to be desperate for anything
I decided to go twit tapping, gonna post again with results, I will have pics of before the send for proof too.
Me: Hey Her: Hey Me: When do I get to tap that? Her: Tap what? Me: Dat fine ass Her: You got a camera? Me: No Her: You missed out then. Can't tell if she was serious, she signed off.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386806]Me: Hey Her: Hey Me: When do I get to tap that? Her: Tap what? Me: Dat fine ass Her: You got a camera? Me: No Her: You missed out then.[/QUOTE] I don't get it but it sounds like you missed out.
Poor solid :(
I'm bad at this. [quote]Me: So Her: so? Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: uh Her: what? Me: When can I tap that? Her: why? Me: ...why? Her: yes why Me: Can I tap that? Her: WHY? Me: 'CAUSE? Her: cause isnt an answer Me: You'll enjoy it. Her: uhm Her: are you drunk? Me: Hahaha. Me: No. Her: what's got into you suddenly? Me: I just wanna know! Her: why?!?! Me: 'Cause, I'd like to tap that. Her: is this like...someone not Dustin? Me: No, it's me. Her: well whats got into you? Her: you're all lemme fuck you bitch! Her: when you used to be all Her: oh im a quiet little boy who has a pet rat Me: ... Me: I'M NOT LITTLE. Her: ohh REALLY? Me: Really. Her: well Her: you still havent answered my questions Me: You want to know why? Her: mhmm Me: 'Cause you'd enjoy it. Her: thats not a reason Me: The internet wanted me to randomly ask a girl if I could tap that. So I asked you. Me: Happy? Me: You ruined the joke. [/quote]
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386824]Poor solid :([/QUOTE] Worst part is I'm afraid to ask if she was serious D:
Me:hey Her:helllo Me:how are things? Her:alright how about u Me:fantastic, I have a question to ask you Her:yes? Me:When're you gonna let me tap that? Her: lmao Me:Well? When? :3 Her:uhhhhhhhh never? Me:aww why not? Her:cuz this is not joe and its prob a few guys fuckn around lol Me: Naw it's just me wait if it's just me does that mean I can? Her:nooo wtf Me::(:( Her:whhat? now im so confused Me: It's just a game on a forum text/im a random chick and ask her if you can "tap dat ass" Her:i should of known lol i new it wasnt u cuz i no u have more class than that Hell yeah. I've got class. :dance:
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16386845]I'm bad at this.[quote]Her: well whats got into you? Her: you're all lemme fuck you bitch! Her: when you used to be all Her: oh im a quiet little boy who has a pet rat[/quote][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOZDG9UgzkQ&feature=channel_page[/media]
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16386845]I'm bad at this.[/QUOTE] The quiet boy with the pet rat? Are you like one of those boys on "Little Rascals"?
Got a girl this time. [quote] Jeremy:Yo Missy Her: Sup Jeremy Jeremy: What are you doing? Her: Chilling, you? Jeremy:Same, same. I got a question Her:Yeag, Her:Yeah* Jeremy: when can i tap that? Her: Hahah <3<3 Her:I lov you Jeremy: Was that Yes or no? Her: no. hhaHAH Jeremy:Aw Snaps. Jeremy:lol Jeremy:Im just bored Jeremy:Ight, Nigga, I'm changing my religion, to blackism, I practice my beliefs by Going to my Church(KFC) And eating the holy fruit, Watermelon, and then Im gonna steal dis niggas bike. Jeremy:Peace out motha fucka. Her: I love you Her:Hahahah Jeremy: :)[/quote]
I lol'd at the bit with the pet rat.
I love my rat...
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386806]Me: Hey Her: Hey Me: When do I get to tap that? Her: Tap what? Me: Dat fine ass Her: You got a camera? Me: No Her: You missed out then. Can't tell if she was serious, she signed off.[/QUOTE] Me: Were you serious.. Her: Yeah I had some to drink. Her: And an urge. [I][B]FUCKING CUNT KICK SHIT FUCKING PEICE OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW NO FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386953]Me: Were you serious.. Her: Yeah I had some to drink. Her: And an urge. [I][B]FUCKING CUNT KICK SHIT FUCKING PEICE OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW NO FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/B][/I][/QUOTE] You could've just lied...
Im back [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dance.gif[/img] [QUOTE=SFbabe;16386796]All the girls you text seem to be desperate for anything[/QUOTE] no, just two of em. The rest have refused to be my friend anymore [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-saddowns.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386984]Im back [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dance.gif[/img] no, just two of em. The rest have refused to be my friend anymore [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-saddowns.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I'm assuming your venture paid off?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386953]Me: Were you serious.. Her: Yeah I had some to drink. Her: And an urge. [I][B]FUCKING CUNT KICK SHIT FUCKING PEICE OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW NO FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/B][/I][/QUOTE] You sir, are BLOWWWNNN. Well, not going to get blown is more like it...
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16387007]I'm assuming your venture paid off?[/QUOTE] why, yes it did.
Still no reply from my twit tapping, I guess I have to pic a new target.
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16386969]You could've just lied[/QUOTE] I'm not even sure why she asked for a camera..
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387053]I'm not even sure why she asked for a camera..[/QUOTE] Porn vid for you to keep, DUER
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