Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
just how many girls have you asked now?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
man I think half of the girls want to have it so bad after midnight.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
Good luck, soldier
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[QUOTE=Jeremyc428;16386499]Man, girls need to be on at 1:00 in the morning.[/QUOTE]
This man needs gaybows! Stat!
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386642]man I think half of the girls want to have it so bad after midnight.[/QUOTE]
True... this girl wants me after midnight. I think it's 'cuz the parents are asleep.
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
Seems like you have a 50/50 chance with each girl you ask, man. Niiiice. For every friend you lose, you get to bang one!
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
The internet will now count your post as the starting time.
God speed.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16386658]True... this girl wants me after midnight. I think it's 'cuz the parents are asleep.[/QUOTE]
I would do this right now but I know for a fact most of my friends who are girls are damaged goods and the other 10% would say no
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16386658]Seems like you have a 50/50 chance with each girl you ask, man. Niiiice. For every friend you lose, you get to bang one![/QUOTE]
Lose one get one free.
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386712]I would do this right now but I know for a fact most of my friends who are girls are damaged goods and the other 10% would say no
[/QUOTE]
Damaged books. bahahah
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
All the girls you text seem to be desperate for anything
I decided to go twit tapping, gonna post again with results, I will have pics of before the send for proof too.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When do I get to tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Dat fine ass
Her: You got a camera?
Me: No
Her: You missed out then.
Can't tell if she was serious, she signed off.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386806]Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When do I get to tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Dat fine ass
Her: You got a camera?
Me: No
Her: You missed out then.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it but it sounds like you missed out.
Poor solid :(
I'm bad at this.
[quote]Me: So
Her: so?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: uh
Her: what?
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: why?
Me: ...why?
Her: yes why
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: WHY?
Me: 'CAUSE?
Her: cause isnt an answer
Me: You'll enjoy it.
Her: uhm
Her: are you drunk?
Me: Hahaha.
Me: No.
Her: what's got into you suddenly?
Me: I just wanna know!
Her: why?!?!
Me: 'Cause, I'd like to tap that.
Her: is this like...someone not Dustin?
Me: No, it's me.
Her: well whats got into you?
Her: you're all lemme fuck you bitch!
Her: when you used to be all
Her: oh im a quiet little boy who has a pet rat
Me: ...
Me: I'M NOT LITTLE.
Her: ohh REALLY?
Me: Really.
Her: well
Her: you still havent answered my questions
Me: You want to know why?
Her: mhmm
Me: 'Cause you'd enjoy it.
Her: thats not a reason
Me: The internet wanted me to randomly ask a girl if I could tap that. So I asked you.
Me: Happy?
Me: You ruined the joke.
[/quote]
[QUOTE=RJ102;16386824]Poor solid :([/QUOTE]
Worst part is I'm afraid to ask if she was serious D:
Me:hey
Her:helllo
Me:how are things?
Her:alright how about u
Me:fantastic, I have a question to ask you
Her:yes?
Me:When're you gonna let me tap that?
Her: lmao
Me:Well? When? :3
Her:uhhhhhhhh
never?
Me:aww why not?
Her:cuz this is not joe and its prob a few guys fuckn around lol
Me:
Naw it's just me
wait
if it's just me does that mean I can?
Her:nooo
wtf
Me::(:(
Her:whhat?
now im so confused
Me: It's just a game on a forum
text/im a random chick and ask her if you can "tap dat ass"
Her:i should of known lol
i new it wasnt u cuz i no u have more class than that
Hell yeah. I've got class. :dance:
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16386845]I'm bad at this.[quote]Her: well whats got into you?
Her: you're all lemme fuck you bitch!
Her: when you used to be all
Her: oh im a quiet little boy who has a pet rat[/quote][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Dasutin;16386845]I'm bad at this.[/QUOTE]
The quiet boy with the pet rat? Are you like one of those boys on "Little Rascals"?
Got a girl this time.
[quote]
Jeremy:Yo Missy
Her: Sup Jeremy
Jeremy: What are you doing?
Her: Chilling, you?
Jeremy:Same, same. I got a question
Her:Yeag,
Her:Yeah*
Jeremy: when can i tap that?
Her: Hahah <3<3
Her:I lov you
Jeremy: Was that Yes or no?
Her: no. hhaHAH
Jeremy:Aw Snaps.
Jeremy:lol
Jeremy:Im just bored
Jeremy:Ight, Nigga, I'm changing my religion, to blackism, I practice my beliefs by Going to my Church(KFC) And eating the holy fruit, Watermelon, and then Im gonna steal dis niggas bike.
Jeremy:Peace out motha fucka.
Her: I love you
Her:Hahahah
Jeremy: :)[/quote]
I lol'd at the bit with the pet rat.
I love my rat...
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386806]Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When do I get to tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Dat fine ass
Her: You got a camera?
Me: No
Her: You missed out then.
Can't tell if she was serious, she signed off.[/QUOTE]
Me: Were you serious..
Her: Yeah I had some to drink.
Her: And an urge.
[I][B]FUCKING CUNT KICK SHIT FUCKING PEICE OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW NO FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386953]Me: Were you serious..
Her: Yeah I had some to drink.
Her: And an urge.
[I][B]FUCKING CUNT KICK SHIT FUCKING PEICE OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW NO FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
You could've just lied...
Im back [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dance.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16386796]All the girls you text seem to be desperate for anything[/QUOTE]
no, just two of em. The rest have refused to be my friend anymore [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-saddowns.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386984]Im back [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dance.gif[/img]
no, just two of em. The rest have refused to be my friend anymore [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-saddowns.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm assuming your venture paid off?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16386953]Me: Were you serious..
Her: Yeah I had some to drink.
Her: And an urge.
[I][B]FUCKING CUNT KICK SHIT FUCKING PEICE OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW NO FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
You sir, are BLOWWWNNN.
Well, not going to get blown is more like it...
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16387007]I'm assuming your venture paid off?[/QUOTE]
why, yes it did.
Still no reply from my twit tapping, I guess I have to pic a new target.
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16386969]You could've just lied[/QUOTE]
I'm not even sure why she asked for a camera..
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387053]I'm not even sure why she asked for a camera..[/QUOTE]
Porn vid for you to keep, DUER
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