Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387065]Porn vid for you to keep, DUER[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387065]Porn vid for you to keep, DUER[/QUOTE]
Or maybe for her?
Or maybe she wanted to make copies and distribute them to friends and family?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16387017]why, yes it did.[/QUOTE]
You really got some or something almost as good?
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387065]Porn vid for you to keep, DUER[/QUOTE]
Fuck.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16387098]You really got some[/QUOTE]
that one
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16387105]that one[/QUOTE]
Holy. SHIT.
[editline]05:41AM[/editline]
I gotta try this... even if it means the loss of friendship.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16387111]Holy. SHIT.
[editline]05:41AM[/editline]
I gotta try this... even if it means the loss of friendship.[/QUOTE]
DO IT. I lost about. . . idk. . . 5 friends already.
Though it kinda sucks now. . . DONT DO IT!
Naah I know. Hmmm... I don't think my friends would flip out the same though.
Me: Why did you ask me for a camera.
Her: I mean web camera. For the computers
Me: Why..
Her: Play with myself in front of you
This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS.
I am mentally hurt right now.
Ok I did a text with my ex-girlfriend.
Me: Hey girl, it's me chris,
remember me? That
guy had his heart broke,
you snapped it in two but I
need to ask you one question.
Her: What? >:(
Me: Can I tap that ass one more
time?
Her: Text me again tomorrow.
I may have my girlfriend back :D
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387160]Me: Why did you ask me for a camera.
Her: I mean web camera. For the computers
Me: Why..
Her: Play with myself in front of you
This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS.
I am mentally hurt right now.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahah
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387160]Me: Why did you ask me for a camera.
Her: I mean web camera. For the computers
Me: Why..
Her: Play with myself in front of you
This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS.
I am mentally hurt right now.[/QUOTE]
i shall send you mine!
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387170]Ok I did a text with my ex-girlfriend.
Me: Hey girl, it's me chris,
remember me? That
guy had his heart broke,
you snapped it in two but I
need to ask you one question.
Her: What? >:(
Me: Can I tap that ass one more
time?
Her: Text me again tomorrow.
I may have my girlfriend back :D[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ[/media]
[QUOTE=1001puppys;16378626]I couldnt resist. it made for an awkward conversation
Me: Heyyy
Her: Heeyyy whats up
Me: Thinking about tapping that.
Her: Tapping what?
Me: Your ass
Her: wtf how do you plan on doing that?
Me: girls can have sex with other girls you know
Her: hell no im not a lesbo
Me: Its Okay nobody has to know our secret
Her: omg leave me alone
Me: but i secretly love you
~no response~[/QUOTE]
So Iv'e been thinking...
Sounds like she just wants to be fully awake when she rips you a new one, 8bitLord
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387160]Me: Why did you ask me for a camera.
Her: I mean web camera. For the computers
Me: Why..
Her: Play with myself in front of you
This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS.
I am mentally hurt right now.[/QUOTE]
Order one. Quickly.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16387192]Sounds like she just wants to be fully awake when she rips you a new one, 8bitLord[/QUOTE]
NOT TRUE D: DO NOT RUIN ME. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img]
Me: Why don't you just come over?
Her: I'm on vacation.
Me: And you don't tell me?!
Her: I did tell you
Her: Anyway I'm tired. I'm gonna go change clothe and sleep
Me: Clothes*
Her: No just my panties
Dare I continue posting..
we must all know: Why are you not buying a webcam at this moment?
yes!
[quote=solid_jake;16387278]me: Why don't you just come over?
Her: I'm on vacation.
Me: And you don't tell me?!
Her: I did tell you
her: Anyway i'm tired. I'm gonna go change clothe and sleep
me: Clothes*
her: No just my panties
dare i continue posting..[/quote]
get a god damned camera
I texted her again.
Me: Hey, I was wondering if
By tomorrow you meant me dying or
me tapping your ass?
Her: Tapping, but I swear, if you fucking call
me a hag again during sex I will fuck you up.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387389]I texted her again.
Me: Hey, I was wondering if
By tomorrow you meant me dying or
me tapping your ass?
Her: Tapping, but I swear, if you fucking call
me a hag again during sex I will fuck you up.[/QUOTE]
Probably fake but funny.
IT"S FUCKING 1:56 IN THE FUCKING NIGHT I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE LOOKING THROUGH MY HOUSE FOR THIS SHIT. I'm finished guys, gg.
[QUOTE=Death0nWings;16387409]Probably fake but funny.[/QUOTE]
Not fake.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387421]IT"S FUCKING 1:56 IN THE FUCKING NIGHT I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE LOOKING THROUGH MY HOUSE FOR THIS SHIT. I'm finished guys, gg.[/QUOTE]
You put up a damn good fight.
Me: I can't find a camera.
Her: That's too bad
Me: :(
Her: Its okay if the hangover doesn't completely mess me up and you just happen to find one tomorrow.. ;)
Me: :) Goodnight
Her: Nighty Night
SIGNED OFF
My ass could be saved tomorrow, I MUST GO TO RADIOSHACK. I MUST. I SHALL. I [B]WILL![/B]
I love this thread.
Do it and then post the results. :q:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387486]Me: I can't find a camera.
Her: That's too bad
Me: :(
Her: Its okay if the hangover doesn't completely mess me up and you just happen to find one tomorrow.. ;)
Me: :) Goodnight
Her: Nighty Night
SIGNED OFF
My ass could be saved tomorrow, I MUST GO TO RADIOSHACK. I MUST. I SHALL. I [B]WILL![/B]
I love this thread.[/QUOTE]
Does she live far away or something?
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387437]Not fake.[/QUOTE]
Calm yourself son. You have been rated funny by Master P-Nut.
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