• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387065]Porn vid for you to keep, DUER[/QUOTE] ^
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387065]Porn vid for you to keep, DUER[/QUOTE] Or maybe for her? Or maybe she wanted to make copies and distribute them to friends and family?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16387017]why, yes it did.[/QUOTE] You really got some or something almost as good?
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387065]Porn vid for you to keep, DUER[/QUOTE] Fuck.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16387098]You really got some[/QUOTE] that one
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16387105]that one[/QUOTE] Holy. SHIT. [editline]05:41AM[/editline] I gotta try this... even if it means the loss of friendship.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16387111]Holy. SHIT. [editline]05:41AM[/editline] I gotta try this... even if it means the loss of friendship.[/QUOTE] DO IT. I lost about. . . idk. . . 5 friends already. Though it kinda sucks now. . . DONT DO IT!
Naah I know. Hmmm... I don't think my friends would flip out the same though.
Me: Why did you ask me for a camera. Her: I mean web camera. For the computers Me: Why.. Her: Play with myself in front of you This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS. I am mentally hurt right now.
Ok I did a text with my ex-girlfriend. Me: Hey girl, it's me chris, remember me? That guy had his heart broke, you snapped it in two but I need to ask you one question. Her: What? >:( Me: Can I tap that ass one more time? Her: Text me again tomorrow. I may have my girlfriend back :D
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387160]Me: Why did you ask me for a camera. Her: I mean web camera. For the computers Me: Why.. Her: Play with myself in front of you This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS. I am mentally hurt right now.[/QUOTE] hahahahahahah
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387160]Me: Why did you ask me for a camera. Her: I mean web camera. For the computers Me: Why.. Her: Play with myself in front of you This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS. I am mentally hurt right now.[/QUOTE] i shall send you mine!
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387170]Ok I did a text with my ex-girlfriend. Me: Hey girl, it's me chris, remember me? That guy had his heart broke, you snapped it in two but I need to ask you one question. Her: What? >:( Me: Can I tap that ass one more time? Her: Text me again tomorrow. I may have my girlfriend back :D[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ[/media]
[QUOTE=1001puppys;16378626]I couldnt resist. it made for an awkward conversation Me: Heyyy Her: Heeyyy whats up Me: Thinking about tapping that. Her: Tapping what? Me: Your ass Her: wtf how do you plan on doing that? Me: girls can have sex with other girls you know Her: hell no im not a lesbo Me: Its Okay nobody has to know our secret Her: omg leave me alone Me: but i secretly love you ~no response~[/QUOTE] So Iv'e been thinking...
Sounds like she just wants to be fully awake when she rips you a new one, 8bitLord
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387160]Me: Why did you ask me for a camera. Her: I mean web camera. For the computers Me: Why.. Her: Play with myself in front of you This shit is golden. BUT I STILL DO NOT OBTAIN ANY FUCKING CAMERAS. I am mentally hurt right now.[/QUOTE] Order one. Quickly.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16387192]Sounds like she just wants to be fully awake when she rips you a new one, 8bitLord[/QUOTE] NOT TRUE D: DO NOT RUIN ME. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-crying.gif[/img]
Me: Why don't you just come over? Her: I'm on vacation. Me: And you don't tell me?! Her: I did tell you Her: Anyway I'm tired. I'm gonna go change clothe and sleep Me: Clothes* Her: No just my panties Dare I continue posting..
we must all know: Why are you not buying a webcam at this moment?
yes!
[quote=solid_jake;16387278]me: Why don't you just come over? Her: I'm on vacation. Me: And you don't tell me?! Her: I did tell you her: Anyway i'm tired. I'm gonna go change clothe and sleep me: Clothes* her: No just my panties dare i continue posting..[/quote] get a god damned camera
I texted her again. Me: Hey, I was wondering if By tomorrow you meant me dying or me tapping your ass? Her: Tapping, but I swear, if you fucking call me a hag again during sex I will fuck you up.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387389]I texted her again. Me: Hey, I was wondering if By tomorrow you meant me dying or me tapping your ass? Her: Tapping, but I swear, if you fucking call me a hag again during sex I will fuck you up.[/QUOTE] Probably fake but funny.
IT"S FUCKING 1:56 IN THE FUCKING NIGHT I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE LOOKING THROUGH MY HOUSE FOR THIS SHIT. I'm finished guys, gg.
[QUOTE=Death0nWings;16387409]Probably fake but funny.[/QUOTE] Not fake.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387421]IT"S FUCKING 1:56 IN THE FUCKING NIGHT I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE LOOKING THROUGH MY HOUSE FOR THIS SHIT. I'm finished guys, gg.[/QUOTE] You put up a damn good fight.
Me: I can't find a camera. Her: That's too bad Me: :( Her: Its okay if the hangover doesn't completely mess me up and you just happen to find one tomorrow.. ;) Me: :) Goodnight Her: Nighty Night SIGNED OFF My ass could be saved tomorrow, I MUST GO TO RADIOSHACK. I MUST. I SHALL. I [B]WILL![/B] I love this thread.
Do it and then post the results. :q:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387486]Me: I can't find a camera. Her: That's too bad Me: :( Her: Its okay if the hangover doesn't completely mess me up and you just happen to find one tomorrow.. ;) Me: :) Goodnight Her: Nighty Night SIGNED OFF My ass could be saved tomorrow, I MUST GO TO RADIOSHACK. I MUST. I SHALL. I [B]WILL![/B] I love this thread.[/QUOTE] Does she live far away or something?
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16387437]Not fake.[/QUOTE] Calm yourself son. You have been rated funny by Master P-Nut.
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