Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
2,003 replies, posted
I'm getting better at this.
[quote]| ಠ_ಠ | Dustin says:
YO DAWG
She says:
Oh hai
| ಠ_ಠ | Dustin says:
Serious question.
She says:
Hm?
| ಠ_ಠ | Dustin says:
When are you gonna let me tap that?
She says:
Maybe tomorrow or somethin. If I'm not too busy ya know.
| ಠ_ಠ | Dustin says:
Aw yeah.
She says:
Do you have a gta playable xbox yet?
| ಠ_ಠ | Dustin says:
Nope.
Still RRoD'd.
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Pretty sure she's aware it's a joke, though.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387486]Me: I can't find a camera.
Her: That's too bad
Me: :(
Her: Its okay if the hangover doesn't completely mess me up and you just happen to find one tomorrow.. ;)
Me: :) Goodnight
Her: Nighty Night
SIGNED OFF
My ass could be saved tomorrow, I MUST GO TO RADIOSHACK. I MUST. I SHALL. I [B]WILL![/B]
I love this thread.[/QUOTE]
dawg, get that cam.
I bet half of these chicks are ugly as fuck
[QUOTE=Death0nWings;16387501]Calm yourself son. You have been rated funny by Master P-Nut.[/QUOTE]
Who the fuck is P-Nut and how do you know he rated me?
[QUOTE=Louie XVI;16387519]I bet half of these chicks are ugly as fuck[/QUOTE]
NO
My friend. His name is P-Nut.
Doubt it's the same guy though.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16387500]Does she live far away or something?[/QUOTE]
She's on vacation to I think the carribean, not sure exactly where. Also have shit spelling but her parents are always at the disco (unce unce) at this time so she's at the hotel alone.
[QUOTE=STeel;16387190]So Iv'e been thinking...[/QUOTE]
Go ahead I am listening ... lol
[QUOTE=solid_jake;16387564]She's on vacation to I think the carribean, not sure exactly where. Also have shit spelling but her parents are always at the disco (unce unce) at this time so she's at the hotel alone.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-w00t.gif[/img]
Solidjake, signing off.
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I don't know why I thought of this. I must be hungry. Also it's quarter after 2AM.
Oh lord redonkulous that really sucks for you.
Even worse that he broke up with his girlfriend, his friend went out with her for a while, they broke up and he asked her out again. They have been together till this thread appeared and he finds out she's been cheating on him, and she dumps him... :geno:
Love advice thread for proof: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782541[/url]
Dear lord what a thread
You guys must really like losing friends :D
Aaron: hey
Patrice:vuss up?
Aaron: not much
I have a question
Patrice: and that isss. . .?
Aaron: when are you gonna let me tap that
Patrice: uh?
huh*
Aaron:when?
lol
Patrice: hahah trying to make things weird?
Aaron: i guess
Patrice: or are you being serious?
Aaron:(shark emote) depends
Patrice: i dont like boys
hahahaha
Aaron: LOL
Patrice: IM BI
hahaha im kidding nig. . .
Aaron:CAN YOU MAKE AN EXCEPTION YO
Patrice: i have not been interested in anyone for a long time on purpose. . i kind of plan to keep it that way
till im like 25
hahah
Aaron: thats cool lol
BTW this girl, is very good looking and I met her last friday
[QUOTE=jesseluver93;16387854]Aaron: hey
Patrice:vuss up?
Aaron: not much
I have a question
Patrice: and that isss. . .?
Aaron: when are you gonna let me tap that
Patrice: uh?
huh*
Aaron:when?
lol
Patrice: hahah trying to make things weird?
Aaron: i guess
Patrice: or are you being serious?
Aaron:(shark emote) depends
Patrice: i dont like boys
hahahaha
Aaron: LOL
Patrice: IM BI
hahaha im kidding nig. . .
Aaron:CAN YOU MAKE AN EXCEPTION YO
Patrice: i have not been interested in anyone for a long time on purpose. . i kind of plan to keep it that way
till im like 25
hahah
Aaron: thats cool lol
BTW this girl, is very good looking and I met her last friday[/QUOTE]
Doesn't look good bro
[QUOTE=$SLIMSWITCH$;16387822]You guys must really like losing friends :D[/QUOTE]
actually no. But i did get some.
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16387867]Doesn't look good bro[/QUOTE]
Actually no. Because it couldve ended very badl,y so that is good lol.
[QUOTE=jesseluver93;16387854]
BTW this girl, is very good looking and I met her last friday[/QUOTE]
And you're already creeping her out, good job.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16388017]And you're already creeping her out, good job.[/QUOTE]
i do this to alot of girls. . . It's probably because of the hazing i get at school.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16388040]i do this to alot of girls. . . It's probably because of the hazing i get at school.[/QUOTE]
or a little bit because of this thread...
[QUOTE=jesseluver93;16387854]
BTW this girl, is very good looking and I met her last friday[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she's really hot and has humongous [b]TITS[/b]
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;16388048]or a little bit because of this thread...[/QUOTE]
that too. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16388040]i do this to alot of girls. . . It's probably because of the hazing i get at school.[/QUOTE]
Post pictures of your fun-time girl
[QUOTE=TruePsycho;16363728]Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Tap what?
Me: That.
Her : Whats that?
Me : Thats that.
That lead nowhere.
GIRL # 2!
Me : So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her : Man if u were here now lol
...
DAMN I NEED A RIDE.[/QUOTE]
ahh man.... if I had a nickel for every time that happened..
I would have 15 cents.
[QUOTE=darkness06;16388074]ahh man.... if I had a nickel for every time that happened..
I would have 15 cents.[/QUOTE]
I'd have enough to play a game of pac-man!
[QUOTE=Black Cell;16388069]Post pictures of your fun-time girl[/QUOTE]
i guess. . .
7/31/2009
2:35 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
aye
When am i gunna Tap that?
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2:35 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
uuuh
lmfao
now
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2:35 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
iight were are ya?
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2:36 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
bama lol
u?
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2:37 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
Well can you meet me half way?
I wanna save you some energy
for the tappage
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2:38 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
ok. we can find a gas station bath room half way from bama and rome and we can have some serious tappage AND pick up dough nuts for after
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2:38 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
omfg u know what i like
lemme get my shoes on
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2:39 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
lmfao what are you up to tonight ya nig?
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2:39 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
Ummm well im about to meet you in a lil so i can get my nut on
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2:40 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
lol oh you crazy boy. u at bertknees?
is this a 3some?
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2:40 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
Yea shes comming to
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2:40 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
ill bring the handcuffs
lol
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2:40 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
She said shes gunna spit in that butt
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2:40 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
OH GOD YES are you guys RPing on wow or something
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2:41 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
...no wtf
Were just horny
We miss you and Rheanna
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2:42 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
lmao i miss you nigs. oh i got a girlfriend and guess what SHES NOT A BITCH TO ME shes actually really nice
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2:42 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
WTF
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2:42 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
i dunno what ima do with her
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2:42 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
She comming to?
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2:42 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
im not used to nice girls
oh yes she must come
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2:42 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
fine, But she better lemme hit it yo
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2:42 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
you could make her wildest dreams come true
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2:42 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
and you cant get jelous
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2:43 AM
Blastoise Q(*…:
hey i wont get jealous as long as you dont care that i go treasure hunting and all i find is brittanys booty
oh and ill do things to that booty lol
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2:44 AM
Wobbuffet Q(>…:
ok be there in a lil
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img] See ya guys later thanks!
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16388017]And you're already creeping her out, good job.[/QUOTE]
Nah. Later on...(i explained)
Patrice: NAH, its alright, I dont judge people so I didnt think it was weird. :/
Haha IM the weird one anyways