• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Black Cell;16388069]Post pictures of your fun-time girl[/QUOTE] heres one of em [IMG]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_01660e0684a64add9f1840aa673d06d4.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16388201]Waiting on the pictures, -qwerty-[/QUOTE] give him a second he has to go through the hot scene girls thread to find a moderately attractive decoy Woo I was right Don't take me too seriously, btw
umm what?
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16388230]umm what?[/QUOTE] You're kidding
[img]http://i32.tinypic.com/29dg09w.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16388280][img]http://i32.tinypic.com/29dg09w.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] lol yea was a project for school last year Also, she goes to 4chan. . . thats why she has that.
Me: Can i Tap that? No reply shes probably sleeping.
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16388280][img]http://i32.tinypic.com/29dg09w.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I agree with this post
Me: Knock Knock Him: Who's there? Me: What time Him: What time who? Me: What time will I be tappin dat ass? :B Him: Wat
New one. [quote]> When are you going to let me tap that? > What the fuck Chris, I'm a guy > I know, I was talking about your younger sister. > Fuck man, I'm on the way to your house to punch you in the dick > Hawt[/quote] With any luck, he's bringing his sister too :q:
[quote]11:39pmTyler hey 11:39pmHannah hey 11:39pmTyler how are you 11:39pmHannah good. you? 11:40pmTyler good ive been thinking 11:40pmHannah yeah? about what? 11:40pmTyler about when i get to tap that 11:40pmHannah wtf? 11:40pmTyler wtf? 11:42pmHannah haha. i don;t even know you man, don't* 11:42pmTyler wat? so, still 11:42pmHannah i don't even know what you look like... 11:42pmTyler whattt? well you can find out later 11:44pmHannah you should put up a good picture 11:45pmTyler then wat 11:46pmHannah then i will look at it 11:46pmTyler will that change the outcome of this? :D 11:48pmTyler ok look here [PICTURE] im the stupid one who put his hands inback of him 11:48pmHannah haha you live far porbably not 11:49pmTyler how do i lookz eh? 11:52pmHannah you're cute : ) 11:52pmTyler alright so can i tap that :D 11:53pmHannah haha noo, you still live far man 11:53pmTyler round rock, cedar park, meh not so far 11:53pmHannah you live in cedar park? woahh 11:54pmTyler ya 11:54pmHannah haha damn that's close 11:54pmTyler yea man im on vacation right now 11:54pmHannah haha that's cool. where? 11:56pmTyler im on vacation in cali thats where my family lives 11:56pmHannah oh cool 11:56pmTyler yup so what do ya say :P 11:58pmHannah haha i say how bout we hang... but i'm not a slut so no "tapping" sorry 11:59pmTyler :[ [/quote] Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16388347]Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[/QUOTE] Dude she kinda sorta asked you out.
fucking NICE if you actually got to hit that, qwerty! shame on you if you're lying.
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me: Hey. Can I ask u a question? Her: uhm yeah. sure. me: when can I tap that? her: tap what? me: dat asssss her: Are you talking about *her friend I used to like*? me: no her: this is unexpected! me: so when can i tap dat ass? her: are you kidding? me: no her: Soon? me: ??? her: Why would u want to tap this? me: y wouldnt i? me: so when can i tap it? her: when do you want to? me: saturday me: or whenever u want I like where this is going :buddy:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16388407]Dude she kinda sorta asked you out.[/QUOTE] I guess you are sorta right, we're still talking so thats good I 'spose.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16388505]I guess you are sorta right, we're still talking so thats good I 'spose.[/QUOTE] Hit one key at a time. Anyway you should defo set up a date when you get back. you fixed it
fuick
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16388512]Hit one key at a time. Anyway you should defo set up a date when you get back. you fixed it[/QUOTE] I always fuck up my typing then go back and fix it AFTER pressing submit... typing on this old ass keyboard is a pain in the ass. In more related news, FP may have actually got me something useful.
christarp: wanna bang >(NoS] Headbanger.lst: no i only bang furries
No Cell Phone. MSN chat. [quote] Jaime Dak Redwood says: So. Amber says: Ya Jaime Dak Redwood says: When're you gonna let me tap dat? Amber says: *rolleyes* Amber says: When I sprout a penis I suppose lol Jaime Dak Redwood says: Not before? >: Amber says: rofl Amber says: I don't do gay guys Jaime Dak Redwood says: ;~; Amber says: Sorry lol Amber says: I told you already haha I'm not one of "those" girls lol Amber says: Pointless chase is pointless[/quote] Doesn't exactly work if they know you're gay [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img]
Me: Heeeey howz ya do? Her: Lol hi. Me: What's up? Her: Nothing really, you? Me: I was just thinking of tapping your ass Her: why would you want to tap it? Me: Because its hawt Her: Then wouldnt you want to like fuck it or something? Me: That's basically what I meant by tap it. Her: Oh. I thought you were gunna hit my butt or something. Me: I might if your naughty Her: No, I'm generally pretty good. Me: ... Her: oops g2g, time for dinner. bye. Me ... Fail.
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat ass? Her: what? Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat? Her: tap what? Me: that Her: what? Me: that ASS Her: whos ass? Me: YOUR ASS Her: what about my ass? Me: Ima tap it Her: I never gave consent Me: So? Me: its not rape if you want it :q:
[quote]! Dylan says: (5:30:34 PM) So... I've been thinking... Britty says: (5:31:34 PM) oui? ! Dylan says: (5:31:47 PM) When you gonna let me tap dat ass B() Britty says: (5:33:11 PM) in three years and forty two days ! Dylan says: (5:33:27 PM) Why such an exact amount of time? Britty says: (5:36:17 PM) i have everything planned already Britty says: (5:36:18 PM) EVERYTHING ! Dylan says: (5:36:40PM) D= [/quote] ;)
[QUOTE=Demode;16388764];)[/QUOTE] she even knows what candles, bed sheets, song, and rubbers to use. . .
And she's picked out a knife to finish you off with.
when you get her pregnant. . .
And the brush she'll use to baste bbq over your fried ass.,
[QUOTE=jesseluver93;16388819]And the brush she'll use to baste bbq over your fried ass.,[/QUOTE] mmm Fried Ass. Tastes good man.
Me: Can I tap dat ass Her: Hah what? Me: Dat ass. Her: is this laurence?
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