Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Black Cell;16388069]Post pictures of your fun-time girl[/QUOTE]
heres one of em
[IMG]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_01660e0684a64add9f1840aa673d06d4.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16388201]Waiting on the pictures, -qwerty-[/QUOTE]
give him a second he has to go through the hot scene girls thread to find a moderately attractive decoy
Woo I was right
Don't take me too seriously, btw
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16388280][img]http://i32.tinypic.com/29dg09w.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
lol yea
was a project for school last year
Also, she goes to 4chan. . . thats why she has that.
Me: Can i Tap that?
No reply shes probably sleeping.
[QUOTE=Dasutin;16388280][img]http://i32.tinypic.com/29dg09w.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I agree with this post
Me: Knock Knock
Him: Who's there?
Me: What time
Him: What time who?
Me: What time will I be tappin dat ass? :B
Him: Wat
New one.
[quote]> When are you going to let me tap that?
> What the fuck Chris, I'm a guy
> I know, I was talking about your younger sister.
> Fuck man, I'm on the way to your house to punch you in the dick
> Hawt[/quote]
With any luck, he's bringing his sister too :q:
[quote]11:39pmTyler
hey
11:39pmHannah
hey
11:39pmTyler
how are you
11:39pmHannah
good. you?
11:40pmTyler
good ive been thinking
11:40pmHannah
yeah? about what?
11:40pmTyler
about when i get to tap that
11:40pmHannah
wtf?
11:40pmTyler
wtf?
11:42pmHannah
haha. i don;t even know you man,
don't*
11:42pmTyler
wat?
so, still
11:42pmHannah
i don't even know what you look like...
11:42pmTyler
whattt?
well you can find out later
11:44pmHannah
you should put up a good picture
11:45pmTyler
then wat
11:46pmHannah
then i will look at it
11:46pmTyler
will that change the outcome of this?
:D
11:48pmTyler
ok look here
[PICTURE]
im the stupid one who put his hands inback of him
11:48pmHannah
haha you live far porbably not
11:49pmTyler
how do i lookz eh?
11:52pmHannah
you're cute : )
11:52pmTyler
alright so can i tap that :D
11:53pmHannah
haha noo, you still live far man
11:53pmTyler
round rock, cedar park, meh
not so far
11:53pmHannah
you live in cedar park?
woahh
11:54pmTyler
ya
11:54pmHannah
haha damn that's close
11:54pmTyler
yea man
im on vacation right now
11:54pmHannah
haha that's cool. where?
11:56pmTyler
im on vacation in cali
thats where my family lives
11:56pmHannah
oh cool
11:56pmTyler
yup
so what do ya say :P
11:58pmHannah
haha i say how bout we hang... but i'm not a slut so no "tapping" sorry
11:59pmTyler
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16388347]Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[/QUOTE]
Dude she kinda sorta asked you out.
fucking NICE if you actually got to hit that, qwerty! shame on you if you're lying.
3
me: Hey. Can I ask u a question?
Her: uhm yeah. sure.
me: when can I tap that?
her: tap what?
me: dat asssss
her: Are you talking about *her friend I used to like*?
me: no
her: this is unexpected!
me: so when can i tap dat ass?
her: are you kidding?
me: no
her: Soon?
me: ???
her: Why would u want to tap this?
me: y wouldnt i?
me: so when can i tap it?
her: when do you want to?
me: saturday
me: or whenever u want
I like where this is going :buddy:
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16388407]Dude she kinda sorta asked you out.[/QUOTE]
I guess you are sorta right, we're still talking so thats good I 'spose.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16388505]I guess you are sorta right, we're still talking so thats good I 'spose.[/QUOTE]
Hit one key at a time.
Anyway you should defo set up a date when you get back.
you fixed it
fuick
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16388512]Hit one key at a time.
Anyway you should defo set up a date when you get back.
you fixed it[/QUOTE]
I always fuck up my typing then go back and fix it AFTER pressing submit... typing on this old ass keyboard is a pain in the ass.
In more related news, FP may have actually got me something useful.
christarp: wanna bang
>(NoS] Headbanger.lst: no i only bang furries
No Cell Phone. MSN chat.
[quote]
Jaime Dak Redwood says:
So.
Amber says:
Ya
Jaime Dak Redwood says:
When're you gonna let me tap dat?
Amber says:
*rolleyes*
Amber says:
When I sprout a penis I suppose lol
Jaime Dak Redwood says:
Not before? >:
Amber says:
rofl
Amber says:
I don't do gay guys
Jaime Dak Redwood says:
;~;
Amber says:
Sorry lol
Amber says:
I told you already haha I'm not one of "those" girls lol
Amber says:
Pointless chase is pointless[/quote]
Doesn't exactly work if they know you're gay
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Me: Heeeey howz ya do?
Her: Lol hi.
Me: What's up?
Her: Nothing really, you?
Me: I was just thinking of tapping your ass
Her: why would you want to tap it?
Me: Because its hawt
Her: Then wouldnt you want to like fuck it or something?
Me: That's basically what I meant by tap it.
Her: Oh. I thought you were gunna hit my butt or something.
Me: I might if your naughty
Her: No, I'm generally pretty good.
Me: ...
Her: oops g2g, time for dinner. bye.
Me ...
Fail.
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
Her: what?
Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: tap what?
Me: that
Her: what?
Me: that ASS
Her: whos ass?
Me: YOUR ASS
Her: what about my ass?
Me: Ima tap it
Her: I never gave consent
Me: So?
Me: its not rape if you want it
:q:
[quote]! Dylan says: (5:30:34 PM)
So... I've been thinking...
Britty says: (5:31:34 PM)
oui?
! Dylan says: (5:31:47 PM)
When you gonna let me tap dat ass B()
Britty says: (5:33:11 PM)
in three years and forty two days
! Dylan says: (5:33:27 PM)
Why such an exact amount of time?
Britty says: (5:36:17 PM)
i have everything planned already
Britty says: (5:36:18 PM)
EVERYTHING
! Dylan says: (5:36:40PM)
D=
[/quote]
;)
[QUOTE=Demode;16388764];)[/QUOTE]
she even knows what candles, bed sheets, song, and rubbers to use. . .
And she's picked out a knife to finish you off with.
when you get her pregnant. . .
And the brush she'll use to baste bbq over your fried ass.,
[QUOTE=jesseluver93;16388819]And the brush she'll use to baste bbq over your fried ass.,[/QUOTE]
mmm Fried Ass. Tastes good man.
Me: Can I tap dat ass
Her: Hah what?
Me: Dat ass.
Her: is this laurence?
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