Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Tap what?
me: hey
her: hi :)
me: can I have sex with you?
her: no
me: would you say yes if I told you it would be M.A.G.I.C.A.L
her: haha, magical? your weird
me: so magical to the point that disney might even make a movie about it
her: well I would say yes but.........
me: but what?
her: its just the fact that I am your mother would make it weird
me: WHAT!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!
her: haha just kidding
me: oh, phew, so what do you say?
her: no
me: ok
true fucking story
dat ass
Me: Hey girl.
Her: Uh hi
Me: Why don't you let me come over there and tap that?
Her: O.o
Me: Comon baby. You know you want it. :)
Her: That's a bit queer.
Me: No one has to know. ;)
Her: Have fun with that.
Me: Don't turn me down now! We haven't even gotten out of our clothes yet!
Her: <.<
I don't think it works when you're gay. :<
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16365245]Me: Hey girl.
Her: Uh hi
Me: Why don't you let me come over there and tap that?
Her: O.o
Me: Comon baby. You know you want it. :)
Her: That's a bit queer.
Me: No one has to know. ;)
Her: Have fun with that.
Me: Don't turn me down now! We haven't even gotten out of our clothes yet!
Her: <.<
I don't think it works when you're gay. :<[/QUOTE]
haha :<
t3earsdontfall is available (1:09:18 AM)
Call me
Jeremii L (1:09:18 AM): hey
t3earsdontfall is available (1:12:38 AM)
Call me
t3ears Dont Fall (1:12:38 AM): hey
t3ears Dont Fall (1:12:46 AM): what's up:]
Jeremii L (1:12:53 AM): not much
Jeremii L (1:12:59 AM): i have a question though
t3ears Dont Fall (1:14:19 AM): yeah
t3earsdontfall is available (1:14:42 AM)
Call me
Jeremii L (1:14:54 AM): When can I tap dat ass?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:15:58 AM): -___-
Jeremii L (1:16:17 AM): What's that mean?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:16:29 AM): who is this
Jeremii L (1:16:35 AM): jeremi
t3ears Dont Fall (1:17:29 AM): um why would you say that?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:17:36 AM): lol
Jeremii L (1:17:44 AM): cuz ur hawtt
t3ears Dont Fall (1:19:02 AM): hah thanks
Jeremii L (1:19:06 AM): np
Jeremii L (1:19:09 AM): so wadda ya say
t3ears Dont Fall (1:19:45 AM): lol this isn't jeremi
Jeremii L (1:20:02 AM): what if it was him, what would you say
t3ears Dont Fall (1:20:58 AM): ok so this isn't him lol
t3ears Dont Fall (1:21:03 AM): and um idk
Jeremii L (1:21:22 AM): this be jeremi
t3ears Dont Fall (1:21:35 AM): ok..
Jeremii L (1:21:53 AM): the internet told me to ask you to tap dat ass
Jeremii L (1:25:09 AM): you there?
t3ears Dont Fall (1:25:34 AM): lol
t3ears Dont Fall (1:25:38 AM): sureee
Jeremii L (1:26:05 AM): dont mind all that ha, im really bored and needed something to do ha
t3ears Dont Fall (1:26:17 AM): lol
t3ears Dont Fall (1:26:19 AM): ok
Jeremii L (1:26:24 AM): and dont call the cops lmao
Jeremii L (1:32:15 AM): im gonna go put this on the internet noww
Me: Hey!
Her: not now, im busy
Me: You know what I want?
Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye!
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[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey!
Her: not now, im busy
Me: You know what I want?
Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye!
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
:((((
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey!
Her: not now, im busy
Me: You know what I want?
Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye!
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Hahahahahaha this one is the best.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey!
Her: not now, im busy
Me: You know what I want?
Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye!
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits well.
"In other news, the ratio of people having sex went up 8% overnight.
The DOW dropped another 500 points."
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;16365587]"In other news, the ratio of people having sex went up 8% overnight.
The DOW dropped another 500 points."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dakota;16364824]
Girl 3
Me: hey beautifull
her: hey cutie whats on your mind?
me: actual i have a time on my mind
her: orly? what time is that?
me: what time ill be tapping that ass!
her: .....
her: want to after we get our senior schedules?
me: what?
her: hey your the one that asked
me: umm sure?
her: Ok then, see you at marrow!
^
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:sax: god gotta love girls with daddy issues[/QUOTE]
:quagmire:
The scary part is I really don't know if she is kidding or not :geno:
[QUOTE=dakota;16365727]:quagmire:
The scary part is I really don't know if she is kidding or not :geno:[/QUOTE]
Well, expect the best; prepare for the worst :v:
I like the other way around betar
Me: hey wassup
Her: nuthin
Me: want me to come tap that shit
Her: you fucking pervert
Me: you're no fun
Her: fuck you
I think I hurt her feelings.
:ohdear:
[editline]02:53AM[/editline]
Me: you know i was joking, right?
Her: yeah i know :3
Me: Hey babe
Her: *my name here* It's been a while how are you?
Me: Pretty good what are you up to
Her: NM Just doing my nails.
Me: That's nice, can I ask you something?
Her: Mhmm.
Me: Can I tap that ass?
Her: *my name here* You have wanted to do that since day one, even when I started dating *dudes name here*
Me: Is that a problem?
Her: Not really I find it kind of flirty
Me: Well that's me isn't it
Her: Yup, and BTW in your dreams.
Me: My dream is tonight, so I'll pick you up around 9?
Her: ......
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;16367079]Me: Hey babe
Her: *my name here* It's been a while how are you?
Me: Pretty good what are you up to
Her: NM Just doing my nails.
Me: That's nice, can I ask you something?
Her: Mhmm.
Me: Can I tap that ass?
Her: *my name here* You have wanted to do that since day one, even when I started dating *dudes name here*
Me: Is that a problem?
Her: Not really I find it kind of flirty
Me: Well that's me isn't it
Her: Yup, and BTW in your dreams.
Me: My dream is tonight, so I'll pick you up around 9?
Her: ......[/QUOTE]
That one's actually pretty good. I wonder how it'll end? :q:
[quote]
Me
*So when you going to let me tap that?
Her
*lol tap what
Me
*That.
Her
*me?
Me
*Possibly
Her
*bahaha come to my house then
[/quote]
Not a text, but msn.
My phone broke so I will do it via msn.
Me: Hey babe, what's goin down?
Her: Not much yourself?
Me: Nothin much just thinkin.
Her: About?
Me: When I'm gonna tap dat ass. (At this point I put up a picture of the DAT ASS guy)
Her: Haha what
Me: I SAID WHEN AM I GONNA TAP DAT MOTHERFUCKING ASS
Her: If you asked me out, I would.
Me: Sweet brb askin you out
Her: Wait what
At this point I signed off.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey!
Her: not now, im busy
Me: You know what I want?
Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye!
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
hahahaha that just made my day
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;16367204]My phone broke so I will do it via msn.
Me: Hey babe, what's goin down?
Her: Not much yourself?
Me: Nothin much just thinkin.
Her: About?
Me: When I'm gonna tap dat ass. (At this point I put up a picture of the DAT ASS guy)
Her: Haha what
Me: I SAID WHEN AM I GONNA TAP DAT MOTHERFUCKING ASS
Her: If you asked me out, I would.
Me: Sweet brb askin you out
Her: Wait what
At this point I signed off.[/QUOTE]
Why don't you meet her in person and ask her out?
It'd be fun.
I don't know if any/all of this is true, but if it is - sweet jesus I am missing out.
I'm afraid to ask most of my friends
^ same here.
[editline]09:38AM[/editline]
Maybe I'll post one up soon though.
[QUOTE=Speedstream;16367433]sweet jesus I am missing out.[/QUOTE]
I read that in Herme's voice... :raise:
Me: HEY HAILY
Her: Who's This?
Me: AUSTIN
Her: Sup??
Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
Her: Soonly
oh yeah
fucking hilarious thread
god damn this thread makes me jealous. :(
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;16368424]god damn this thread makes me jealous. :([/QUOTE]
:(
[editline]03:25AM[/editline]
I'm sorry :'(
the only people on my msn are 23 guys, and 2 of my ex's...
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