• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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Tap what?
me: hey her: hi :) me: can I have sex with you? her: no me: would you say yes if I told you it would be M.A.G.I.C.A.L her: haha, magical? your weird me: so magical to the point that disney might even make a movie about it her: well I would say yes but......... me: but what? her: its just the fact that I am your mother would make it weird me: WHAT!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??! her: haha just kidding me: oh, phew, so what do you say? her: no me: ok true fucking story
dat ass
Me: Hey girl. Her: Uh hi Me: Why don't you let me come over there and tap that? Her: O.o Me: Comon baby. You know you want it. :) Her: That's a bit queer. Me: No one has to know. ;) Her: Have fun with that. Me: Don't turn me down now! We haven't even gotten out of our clothes yet! Her: <.< I don't think it works when you're gay. :<
[QUOTE=Sanjuaro;16365245]Me: Hey girl. Her: Uh hi Me: Why don't you let me come over there and tap that? Her: O.o Me: Comon baby. You know you want it. :) Her: That's a bit queer. Me: No one has to know. ;) Her: Have fun with that. Me: Don't turn me down now! We haven't even gotten out of our clothes yet! Her: <.< I don't think it works when you're gay. :<[/QUOTE] haha :<
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Me: Hey! Her: not now, im busy Me: You know what I want? Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey! Her: not now, im busy Me: You know what I want? Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE] :((((
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey! Her: not now, im busy Me: You know what I want? Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Hahahahahaha this one is the best.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey! Her: not now, im busy Me: You know what I want? Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Your avatar fits well.
"In other news, the ratio of people having sex went up 8% overnight. The DOW dropped another 500 points."
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;16365587]"In other news, the ratio of people having sex went up 8% overnight. The DOW dropped another 500 points."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=dakota;16364824] Girl 3 Me: hey beautifull her: hey cutie whats on your mind? me: actual i have a time on my mind her: orly? what time is that? me: what time ill be tapping that ass! her: ..... her: want to after we get our senior schedules? me: what? her: hey your the one that asked me: umm sure? her: Ok then, see you at marrow! ^ | :sax: god gotta love girls with daddy issues[/QUOTE] :quagmire: The scary part is I really don't know if she is kidding or not :geno:
[QUOTE=dakota;16365727]:quagmire: The scary part is I really don't know if she is kidding or not :geno:[/QUOTE] Well, expect the best; prepare for the worst :v:
I like the other way around betar
Me: hey wassup Her: nuthin Me: want me to come tap that shit Her: you fucking pervert Me: you're no fun Her: fuck you I think I hurt her feelings. :ohdear: [editline]02:53AM[/editline] Me: you know i was joking, right? Her: yeah i know :3
Me: Hey babe Her: *my name here* It's been a while how are you? Me: Pretty good what are you up to Her: NM Just doing my nails. Me: That's nice, can I ask you something? Her: Mhmm. Me: Can I tap that ass? Her: *my name here* You have wanted to do that since day one, even when I started dating *dudes name here* Me: Is that a problem? Her: Not really I find it kind of flirty Me: Well that's me isn't it Her: Yup, and BTW in your dreams. Me: My dream is tonight, so I'll pick you up around 9? Her: ......
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;16367079]Me: Hey babe Her: *my name here* It's been a while how are you? Me: Pretty good what are you up to Her: NM Just doing my nails. Me: That's nice, can I ask you something? Her: Mhmm. Me: Can I tap that ass? Her: *my name here* You have wanted to do that since day one, even when I started dating *dudes name here* Me: Is that a problem? Her: Not really I find it kind of flirty Me: Well that's me isn't it Her: Yup, and BTW in your dreams. Me: My dream is tonight, so I'll pick you up around 9? Her: ......[/QUOTE] That one's actually pretty good. I wonder how it'll end? :q:
[quote] Me *So when you going to let me tap that? Her *lol tap what Me *That. Her *me? Me *Possibly Her *bahaha come to my house then [/quote] Not a text, but msn.
My phone broke so I will do it via msn. Me: Hey babe, what's goin down? Her: Not much yourself? Me: Nothin much just thinkin. Her: About? Me: When I'm gonna tap dat ass. (At this point I put up a picture of the DAT ASS guy) Her: Haha what Me: I SAID WHEN AM I GONNA TAP DAT MOTHERFUCKING ASS Her: If you asked me out, I would. Me: Sweet brb askin you out Her: Wait what At this point I signed off.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16365377]Me: Hey! Her: not now, im busy Me: You know what I want? Her: No, its to late for that. I have to go, bye! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-eng99.gif[/img][/QUOTE] hahahaha that just made my day
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;16367204]My phone broke so I will do it via msn. Me: Hey babe, what's goin down? Her: Not much yourself? Me: Nothin much just thinkin. Her: About? Me: When I'm gonna tap dat ass. (At this point I put up a picture of the DAT ASS guy) Her: Haha what Me: I SAID WHEN AM I GONNA TAP DAT MOTHERFUCKING ASS Her: If you asked me out, I would. Me: Sweet brb askin you out Her: Wait what At this point I signed off.[/QUOTE] Why don't you meet her in person and ask her out? It'd be fun.
I don't know if any/all of this is true, but if it is - sweet jesus I am missing out.
I'm afraid to ask most of my friends
^ same here. [editline]09:38AM[/editline] Maybe I'll post one up soon though.
[QUOTE=Speedstream;16367433]sweet jesus I am missing out.[/QUOTE] I read that in Herme's voice... :raise:
Me: HEY HAILY Her: Who's This? Me: AUSTIN Her: Sup?? Me: WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT? Her: Soonly oh yeah
fucking hilarious thread
god damn this thread makes me jealous. :(
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;16368424]god damn this thread makes me jealous. :([/QUOTE] :( [editline]03:25AM[/editline] I'm sorry :'(
the only people on my msn are 23 guys, and 2 of my ex's...
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