Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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I think everyone is coming on too strong in this thread,
[b]May[/b] i tap dat ass? They may fall for the charm and manners :huh:
Hmm, she never responded. Damn.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE]
send her one million links to this thread, and then she will forgive you :3 she did cheat on you though, so you should probably move on, see! Facepunch makes the world a better place :3
[QUOTE=trey_awsome;16389041]Hmm, she never responded. Damn.[/QUOTE]
try again later
So what, I broke the rules.
I went onto a random teen chat site (cyb0r lal) and got a hold of the first number I could.
My female friends aren't awake yet, so I figured this'd count. :3:
Only sent the first "So when can I tap dat?" so far. Will report back later.
Asking for someone's number in a preteen chat site is not breaking the rules. :keke:
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16386619]Text:
Me: Hey
Her: Hello
Me: So, whatcha doin?
Her: Oh, just sittin here. You?
Me: Well, i was thinking. . .
Her: About what?
Me: About me tappin dat ass
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yea
Her: You're clean right?
Me: Yeah
Her: Okay then, meet me at my house.
Me: really?
Her: Yeah, your a nice guy and all. I think it could work out :)
Me: alrighty then, ill be there.
Her: I hope so ;)
goin over right now, brb. . .[/QUOTE]
Holy Shit Qwerty. After so many failed try's you finally found victory, I, for some reason, feel proud of you, like a father..................................... lol :3
[QUOTE=adadadsd;16389206]Holy Shit Qwerty. After so many failed try's you finally found victory, I, for some reason, feel proud of you, like a father..................................... lol :3[/QUOTE]
i had another, but the dad walking in thing kinda ruined it. . .
Did he see you enter the house or did you go in through a back door/window?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389229]Did he see you enter the house or did you go in through a back door/window?[/QUOTE]
i dont know, i went through the window and he walked in and said "*girls name here*, time for- What the fuck?" Then i had to high tail it outa there. . .
In all seriousness? Word for word? Action for action?
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16384664]She meant everything to me. I hate you Facepunch.
Me (10:43:57 PM): So Sam
Sam (10:44:06 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:44:18 PM): I've been thinking a lot about our relationship and I want to know?
Sam (10:44:25 PM): Yeahhh?
Me (10:44:28 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that?
Sam (10:44:37 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Me (10:44:47 PM): well I was just wondering
Me (10:44:53 PM): we have been going out for a while
Sam (10:45:03 PM): It hasn't been long enough!
Sam (10:45:08 PM): and thats all you ever want anyways
Sam (10:45:08 PM): Geez
Me (10:45:17 PM): well can I help it?
Sam (10:45:30 PM): Obviously not, and I didnt know what I was getting myself into
Me (10:45:48 PM): what?
Sam (10:46:01 PM): This is over jsut forget it, don't even bother calling me again
Me (10:46:06 PM): Sam
Me (10:46:10 PM): this was just a joke
Sam (10:46:11 PM): Dont even
Me (10:46:14 PM): for the punch of the face
Sam (10:46:18 PM): Oh yeah right, this happens everyday
Me (10:46:24 PM): What?
Sam (10:46:34 PM): Dont even try to act like you dont know!
Me (10:46:41 PM): what do you mean?
Sam (10:47:01 PM): Your a total sex addict! Dude im Christian!
Me (10:47:10 PM): No I'm not
Me (10:47:17 PM): we've never even done it!
Me (10:47:19 PM): prude
Sam (10:47:37 PM): Just leave me the hell alone
Sam (10:47:39 PM): and by the way
Me (10:47:45 PM): dude this was just a joke
Me (10:47:51 PM): I didn't mean it
Me (10:47:53 PM): fuck
Sam (10:47:54 PM): I've been seeing Lucas the past few months
Me (10:47:58 PM): WHAT!?
Sam (10:48:07 PM): Good Bye.
Sam is offline (10:48:27 PM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.[/QUOTE]
Dude...I'm so sorry man...
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389261]In all seriousness? Word for word? Action for action?[/QUOTE]
well, i quietly walked to the window. She saw me, unlocked it, i climbed in (halfway in, halfway out). Then he comes in and says "*insert girls name here*, time for-" then he stopped and looked at me and went "What the fuck?". I fell back, hit the ground outside. He said "Don't come back, you little fucking pervert!" and i ran back to my house.
And that was that.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16389298]well, i quietly walked to the window. She saw me, unlocked it, i climbed in (halfway in, halfway out). Then he comes in and says "*insert girls name here*, time for-" then he stopped and looked at me and went "What the fuck?". I fell back, hit the ground outside. He said "Don't come back, you little fucking pervert!" and i ran back to my house.
And that was that.[/QUOTE]
LOL! That's great! I bet your heart was pounding after that?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389304]LOL! That's great! I bet your heart was pounding after that?[/QUOTE]
yeah. He had a pole in his hands and i thought it was a gun. . .
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16389298]well, i quietly walked to the window. She saw me, unlocked it, i climbed in (halfway in, halfway out). Then he comes in and says "*insert girls name here*, time for-" then he stopped and looked at me and went "What the fuck?". I fell back, hit the ground outside. He said "Don't come back, you little fucking pervert!" and i ran back to my house.
And that was that.[/QUOTE]
Damn, so close. I wonder what she said to him.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16389312]yeah. He had a pole in his hands and i thought it was a gun. . .[/QUOTE]
Wait, wait, wait. He pulled that out AFTER he saw you right? 'Cause what if he was about to beat down on his daughter or something? Imagine that.
[b]"[daughter], time for [i]your daily beat down and sexual abuse![/i]"[/b]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389334]Wait, wait, wait. He pulled that out AFTER he saw you right? 'Cause what if he was about to beat down on his daughter or something? Imagine that.
[b]"[daughter], time for [i]your daily beat down and sexual abuse![/i]"[/b][/QUOTE]
lol, i believe so
[QUOTE=Christarp4;16388554]christarp: wanna bang
>(NoS] Headbanger.lst: no i only bang furries[/QUOTE]with a shotgun
I think I will do this with another girl tomorrow morning. The one who promised she wouldn't tell anyone I used to like her. We'll see how that goes. She has a boyfriend so I know it's probably gonna go nowhere. Should I even bother. blah.
[QUOTE=-qwerty-;16389298]well, i quietly walked to the window. She saw me, unlocked it, i climbed in (halfway in, halfway out). Then he comes in and says "*insert girls name here*, time for-" then he stopped and looked at me and went "What the fuck?". I fell back, hit the ground outside. He said "Don't come back, you little fucking pervert!" and i ran back to my house.
And that was that.[/QUOTE]
ha, good job on the quick escape there you sly dog.
[quote]
Me: hey
Him: hey
Me: would you allow me to tap that?
Him: what?
Me: dat ass
Him: no
[/quote]
my ex's boyfriend LOL
[quote]RaptorRed そのフエニツクス says:
So when are you gonna let me tap dat ass?
‏Chappy-chan =D || Michal says:
םם
no?
RaptorRed そのフエニツクス says:
Fag
[/quote]
She's a weeaboo
<+Kallemort> hey midna
<+Kallemort> when you gonna let me tap dat ass
<Midna> when i become an active facepuncher (read: never)
<+Kallemort> oh ok
<Midna> GO ON POST IT
<+Kallemort> i will :>
<Midna> thought so
gj
[quote]
Me: hey
Him: hey
Me: i have a question
Him: mk
Me: would you allow me to tap that?
Him: umm wtf
[/quote]
lol
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16388347]Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[/QUOTE]
Chances are, you're ugly, and she is too nice to say it.
[editline]06:04AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=trey_awsome;16388488]me: Hey. Can I ask u a question?
Her: uhm yeah. sure.
me: when can I tap that?
her: tap what?
me: dat asssss
her: Are you talking about *her friend I used to like*?
me: no
her: this is unexpected!
me: so when can i tap dat ass?
her: are you kidding?
me: no
her: Soon?
me: ???
her: Why would u want to tap this?
me: y wouldnt i?
me: so when can i tap it?
her: when do you want to?
me: saturday
me: or whenever u want
I like where this is going :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Chances are, she has no idea what you mean by "Tap that" and she thinks you mean literally tap it.
Me: Hey
Her: hey whats up! :)
Me: Nothing, just thinking..
Her: What about??
Me: About when I can tap dat ass
Her: You already did...
Me: So can i tap dat ass?
Her: Well why not since you already did
Me: actually I just remember how loose you are, nvm
Her: Wow fuck you asshole
Me: lol
:smug:
[quote]
Me: would you allow me to tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: dat ass
Her: What ass?[/quote]
ex girlfriend is dumb