• Text a girl and ask her if you can tap that? Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=Slig army;16389573]Chances are, you're ugly, and she is too nice to say it. [/quote] Well why did she give me her number then? Actually got two girl's numbers because of this thread. :cool::hf::smile:
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16389663]Well why did she give me her number then? :cool::hf::smile:[/QUOTE] Are all of your friends sexable(don't answer that, almost everyone on FP has low low low standards)?
Neither of these chicks were my freinds, they are seeming to be so now though. Not everyone on FP has low standards, or needs to set their standards low.
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16389663]Well why did she give me her number then? Actually got two girl's numbers because of this thread. :cool::hf::smile:[/QUOTE] Oh ur so cul
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16389787]Oh ur so cul[/QUOTE] Well by the amount of guys on here who get laid he does sound pretty cool.
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It's not so cool if they are out of state. No point in that. [editline]09:35AM[/editline] Why bother, advancedrock? He'll end up getting banned anyway.
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;16389829]This message is hidden because darats is on your ignore list.[/QUOTE] hi
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389833]It's not so cool if they are out of state. No point in that. [/QUOTE] It's cool cause they live where I live, I am on vacation out of state, they both live within 10 minutes of my house :D
[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16389858]It's cool cause they live where I live, I am on vacation out of state, they both live within 10 minutes of my house :D[/QUOTE] oh nice. how'd you get their numbers anyway?
I asked them because it was getting late, it was like 12 [2am in TX] for the first. And 1:30 [3:30 in TX] for the other one, hannah. So I asked them if they could text, they said yea and gave me their numbers.
Oh wait, did you meet them through an IM program or something?
Me: Hey girl, mind if I ask you a question? Her: sure, what? Me: Can I tap that? Her: tap what? Me: Dat ass Her: ... you're weird, get help. Me: If by help you mean a helping of your fine booty, then I agree. Her: Fuck off... :frown: And to think we've been friends since 1st grade.
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16389979]Me: Hey girl, mind if I ask you a question? Her: sure, what? Me: Can I tap that? Her: tap what? Me: Dat ass Her: ... you're weird, get help. Me: If by help you mean a helping of your fine booty, then I agree. Her: Fuck off... :frown: And to think we've been friends since 1st grade.[/QUOTE] another friend lost from "Tap Dat Ass"!
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16389979]Me: Hey girl, mind if I ask you a question? Her: sure, what? Me: Can I tap that? Her: tap what? Me: Dat ass Her: ... you're weird, get help. Me: If by help you mean a helping of your fine booty, then I agree. Her: Fuck off... :frown: And to think we've been friends since 1st grade.[/QUOTE] Alright/good friends? Does she upset easily?
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389988]Alright/good friends? Does she upset easily?[/QUOTE] Good friends. I'm sure she'll take it in good spirit once she calms down.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16389977]Oh wait, did you meet them through an IM program or something?[/QUOTE] I met the first one at school, and she added me to facebook, but we haven't talked in awhile. The second one I met at a school football game actually which is basically what we were talking about, cause she was also on my facebook thing forever, but we kinda forgot who eachotherz were cause she goes to a different school, she's going to be a senior.
[QUOTE=FlyingDog;16390002]Good friends. I'm sure she'll take it in good spirit once she calms down.[/QUOTE] Wow. Okay, now I'm kind of scared of doing it.
1 out of 50 chance for pussy or losing all friends. I dunno
I'm 2/3 :P
Quickbot says (11:00): Hi there. Me says (11:00): When you gonna let me tap dat ass? Quickbot says (11:00): do you think I should alter my programming? Me says (11:01): Go away Quickbot says (11:01): Just surf somewhere else. I [b]really[/b] need to go outside...
well, i got my friends back, but i will sum up what they said in one sentence: "Just don't come near me."
Shit, either I find some girls who speak English, whom live too far away for tapping, or I try it in my own language. Both sound lame to me.:frown:
Fuck. steven. says: *WHEN ARE YOIU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT LOL blocked says: *NEVA COS UR A LOSA LOLLOL steven. says: *BUT MY COCK IS 4 FEET LONG blocked says: *hahahahha i though you said 4 inches there steven. says: *hey, fuck you.
[QUOTE=Flicker;16390299]Fuck. steven. says: *WHEN ARE YOIU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT LOL blocked says: *NEVA COS UR A LOSA LOLLOL steven. says: *BUT MY COCK IS 4 FEET LONG blocked says: *hahahahha i though you said 4 inches there steven. says: *hey, fuck you.[/QUOTE] Ha
[quote=flicker;16390299]fuck. Steven. Says: *when are yoiu gonna let me tap that lol blocked says: *neva cos ur a losa lollol steven. Says: *but my cock is 4 feet long blocked says: *hahahahha i though you said 4 inches there steven. Says: *hey, fuck you.[/quote] thanks for blocking the names there steven
Welcome to the four inch dick club, steven. I am not in it myself (morrre than 4 inches) but I would like to congratulate you on that.
I should try this again with someone else. Aw, she isn't online.
[QUOTE=Leota;16390330]thanks for blocking the names there steven[/QUOTE] I did it so I could lure your username out of you. I have won. [QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16390334]Welcome to the four inch dick club, steven. I am not in it myself (morrre than 4 inches) but I would like to congratulate you on that.[/QUOTE] Well aren't you a winner.
[QUOTE=Flicker;16390532]I did it so I could lure your username out of you. Well aren't you a winner.[/QUOTE] Yes but to some I am a weiner too.
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